God, an Otaku, in DxD

"I don't know. I have no need to explain myself to you, shitstain." Karma said cooly.

"I am still you teac-" Azazel didn't finish, since Karma cut him off.

"Gah. Shut up! Really? You're using the teacher card now? You should thank me, to be honest. I'm the one who saved your lives, dumbass." Karma said, never giving any fucks about the others.

"Hey! You've gone too far!" Issei shouted angrily, and he activated his Balance Breaker.

"Oh, so you're tough now huh, Red Dragon Emperor?" Karma asked, and Issei felt chills going down his spine.

'Be careful, Issei. He is not to be messed with.' Ddraig told him.

'I DON'T CARE! HE INSULTED US!' Issei told him, and he did a VERY bad decision.

He charged towards Issei, and what happened next was terrifying.

Karma was there, standing. When he saw Isseu charging against him, he grinned.

'What a big fool, this mortal is. It's not even funny.' Karma thought, but stood there, waiting for the punch.

Issei reached Karma, and he punched him real hard. Hell, the water now had tall waves, and some buildings were crumbling, showing how much force was put into the punch.

The Gremory Peerage was there, standing all sweaty, afraid of what Karma would do to them next.

Heck, even Azazel himself was panicking. He was only thinking one thing in his perverted mind. Spoiler, it was NOT perverted.

'Oh crap. We're all gonna die, aren't we?' He thought.

Rossweisse was also there, now on her feet, and on the right mind. She was shocked to see that Karma was still standing there, not giving a fuck. She even started sweating, ajd she gulped when Karma started to laugh.

Actually, all of them gulped.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is THIS the power of the great 'Red Dragon Emperor'? You're such a weakling, it's not even funny. Now, I think it's my turn now, lizard." Karma said casually, as he sent a strong punch towards Issei's stomach.

He coughed out blood, and after three seconds, he was sent flying to the stars.

After that, he glared at Azazel. His power level started rising.

"So, I guess you're next?" Karma asked with a grin. He then noticed a bit of sweat dropped from Azazel's head.

"H-Hey. We don't want any trouble here, Karma." He blurted out.

"Good. I'm going back the hotel then. Are you good with that?" Karma asked casually, while the devils and the angel were frozen in fear.

"I-It's your free time, anyway. No problem." Azazel said.

"Great. See ya guys at the hotel, then." Karma said with a... smile. He left the scene without giving any fucks about the devils, which was kinda normal for him now.

(Timeskip to the hotel.....)

Karma was sitting on his room, thinking about life.

Nah. Just kidding. He wasn't thinking about that crap. He was thinking about more inportant stuff.


It was about the rebel.

<FLASHBACK>

"That's impossible! You killed all of the beings of the six universes and turned them all to Angels! How..... what if.... something escaped?" Jesus asked.

<FLASHBACK END>

'What if something had escaped, huh? To be honest, I am kind of fearful to know who the hell he is. If that guy knows my past... He would know my weaknesses as well. But, I get the feeling that I haven't even seen that guy in our world! Hell, I don't even know a guy lookong like that in the Heavenly Sector, and I travelled throughout the Continents in war!' Karma thought.

'Oh, well. I can't do nothing. Even with my damn 'Omniscience', I still can't find shit. How can this be? I can't even sense his presence, and I am using MY DIVINE SENSES! Oh crap.' Karma thought.

'This is the first damn time that I felt so powerless in..... forever.' Karma thought, his mood worsening.

'Well, I should go and ask 'em. Chances are pretty slim, but I'm going to ask my Archangels what they found out.' Karma thought, and he teleported to Heaven.

(Timeskip, to Heaven.....)

Karma teleported in his office, and changed to his Yue form.

'Well, I never thought I'd be back here so early just for some information.' Kami thought, as he opened the door to get out of his office.

The other Angels in the vicinity bowed their heads upon seeing him, which was no surprise.

He stopped at the door with a label above it, saying; 'Archangel's Office'.

'Now, now. Did they learn something new? Or do they have less knowledge than me on this situation?' Kami thought, as he opened the door of the office.

When he saw what was inside, he was shocked as fuck.

'H-How did these Archangels pull this off?' Kami thought, when he saw a VERY tidy office, no footprint in sight, and all of their PCs were looking new.

Not to mention the Archangels, who were working seriously at their PCs, absorbed in their work.

'H-How....' Kami thought in disbelief.

He got snapped out of his trance by other than your favorite janitor, ex-Archangel, Romer!

He was about to make his hourly cleaning session in the office.

Yeah. Nobody's hyped for his arrival.

"Hey. Who the hell are you? Why are you-" Romer didn't get to finish, when the guy he was shouting at turned around. After that, he began to sweat.

"What was that?" Kami asked curiously, since he didn't hear the question.

"I-It's nothing! It's nothing..." Romer said nervously.

'This piece of crap is a weirdo.' Kami thought.

"Hey. Why is their office so fucking tidy?" Kami asked.

"Well, you see....." Then, he told Kami the whole story.

<FLASHBACK>

ROMER'S POV

I was doing my daily sweeping and mopping of the floors in the 112th floor of Heaven Corp.

After I got that over with, I moved on to the next, then to the next.

After a few more, I started to get tired. I picked up my phone from the janitor's office, and I stayed there, in the hallway of floor 283.

I opened the phone, and I started to play some awesome MMORPG games. It was awesome, since I had so much money in my bank account.

It was no problem.

Then, I got a chill in my back when I was in the middle of playing. I didn't mind it, since who ever it is, I could just kick their asses.

I hanged out there for a few more minutes, until I got a notification in my game that there was a player who wanted to challenge me. I accepted it, and in the end, I won.

After I got that over with, the player sent me a link to open.

I opened the link since the curiosity got the best of me, and I regretted that action.

I know the saying, 'Curiosity killed the cat', but what happened next was WAY worse.

I saw some naked girls, big busts, and other stuff. My eyes widened, and I realized what it was.

It was a horrific PORN SITE.

Then, behind me, I saw a camera flash. Then one responsible for it was..... Uriel.

That crazy motherfucker.

Then, when I realized what was happening, I stood up quickly, and ran after him.

After a few minutes of running, he finally gave up, and told me that he won't post the picture in public, as long as I clean their office every damn hour.

Then, I later realized, that the MMORPG player was Gabe. But, the idea came from Mike.

After-

<FLASHBACK END>

"Alright! alright. I get it already." Kami said, annoyed at Romer's voice.

'Is this shit anime or what? Why was I having damn flashbacks while he was telling me his story?' Kami thought.

"Now, now. I think someone needs to have a beating...." Kami said with a grin.

(Timeskip for two hours, the trio of Archangels, suffering from Kami's punches.....)

"P-Please! N-No more!" Mike pleaded for his fucking life as Kami was about to punch his for the third time.

"It doesn't work that way, shitstain." Kami said casually, while punching Mike in the arm.

"MY LORD PLEASE SPARE US!" Uriel and Gabe shouted, as Kami finished with Mike's beating.

(Timeskip for another two hours..... The Archangels, Romer, Dave, and Kami all gathered in the round table.....)

Uriel, Mike, and Gabe was there. Their faces were full of bruises, and Mike's arm was fractured. Uriel's leg was destroyed, and Gabe's ass was burned.

'How the fuck did it come to this? I just punched them three times each! How the fuck did fire get into the equation? Gah. That's fucked up, author.'

Shut up and continue the fucking story, you good for nothing MC.

'Hey-'

JUST DO IT.

'Alright. Damn you.'

Meanwhile, the other beings in the room looked at Kami, taking glaces at some places, and punching thin air.

'All has turned to crap.' The others thought.

"Alright, now that I'm done, let's get down to business. Have you found out more about the rebel stuck in the DxD Universe?" Kami asked.

When he heard the answer, he was fucking devastated.

"A-Alright..... I'm going now..... Thank you for your time....." Kami sais weakly, as he turned back to human form, and went back to the DxD Universe.

(Timeskip, to the DxD Universe....)

Kami was now back in the DxD Universe as Karma Akabane. He was now lying down on his bed, not knowing what the fuck to do.

'It's still early to go to the temple, so I have free time for about... 30 minutes...' Karma thought, as he stared up the ceiling.

'What the fuck is going to happen to this Omniverse?' Karma thought, as he was thinking of the things his Archangels told him.

<FLASHBACK>

"My Lord, ever since we noticed that the enemy didn't have any prescence in the region, we stopped investigating. After the incident with the Ourobos Dragon, the enemy didn't even leave any clues. But, we are still on high alert, with hundreds of barriers blocking the universe from it's other neighbors." Dave announced.

"O-Ok....." Kami said weakly.

<FLASHBACK END>

'Oh fuck. What's going on with that shitty rebel now, huh?' Karma thought, but he was frustrated that he CANNOT answer that question himself.

He kept on thinking these thoughts, until the time camr to intervene with the Hero Faction and the Devils.

'Now, I'll go to the temple. This is my cue. Alright. Let's clear our mind for a little bit, shall we?' Karma thought as he made a grin.

After that, he teleported to the temple, where Cao Cao and the others were currently standing against Issei and the devils.

(Meanwhile, in the temple.....)

Xenoiva showed her sword, and pointed it towards Cao Cao, while a certain 9-talied fox was in the background.

"The time for talk is over. It is time for action." She said, while preparing a spell on her sword.

Then, to ruin the fucking epic moment, Saji spoke.

"Is it just me, or the Gremory family has a thing with dancing with death?" He asked, with his dragon king form.

Then, when Issei was about to respond, they sensed a powerful but familiar prescence behind them. This caused Vritira, one of the dragon kings, to look behind them.

They looked behind them, and when they did... It gave them chills down their spines.

They saw a grinning Karma Akabane, enveloped in a powerful flame colored aura, while his eyes cannot be seen, since it was covered by his red bangs.

Hell, even the Hero Faction guys had chills! Well, that's the effect of Karma's sadistic grin.

'Who is he?' The Hero Faction members thought.

"I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. YOU'RE TRYING TO PLAY WITH THEM, AM I RIGHT?" Karma asked, still grinning.

The enemy gulped.

"YOU KNOW, THIS WORLD IS ENDING SOON BECAUSE OF ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS FACTION. BUT, HERE YOU ARE. FIGHTING THE PEOPLE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES WITH. HUMAN STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES." Karma finished, and he started laughing like fuck.

"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed.

"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE TODAY, SHITSTAINS. GIVE UP, AND BE MY PREY ALREADY. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed.

He made an 'Eternal Flame Sword', and hit it towards the ground, destroying everything in it's path.

That includes the ground the the Gremory Peerage was standing on, too.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LITTLE BUGS! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA!" Karma shouted.

Then, the Hero Faction guys just came up from the ground like the skill was nothing.

'These guys are like cockroaches.' Karna thought.

"Straight to the point, huh? I like that. But, do you really think that you would win against me?" Cao Cao asked.

'You have no idea, you arrogant brat.'

"Why don't we fight and find out? I am showing some mercy today, so I think I'll beat up the four of you. Is that alright?" Karma asked with a grin.

"What are you orders?" Seigfreid, an exorcist asked.

The guy look so much like Freed Sellzen, that if you take away Freed's insanity, they would look fucking identical.

"Tch. Georg, prepare the experiment." Cao Cao ordered.

"You got it." A guy with glasses and a red jacket responded.

Georg went up to high ground, and used a large variety of magic, to the point that he was surrounded by different magic circles.

'Wow. That shit looks so badass.' Karma thought.

After that, a spell was made. A large orb of strange energy was outcome of the so called experiment, and it went inside the 9-tailed fox.

Literally.

After that, Cao Cao told them to pick their opponents.

Then, for some reason, they all picked Karma ask their opponent. Karma on the otherhand, just grinned.

'These fuckers doesn't know what they're getting into.' Karma thought grinning.

The Gremory Peeragr noticed that ALL of the enemies picked Karma, so it was clear he wanted them to fight the 9-tailed fox.

"GOOD LUCK, ISSEI." Karma said, and Issei gulped at hearing his sadistic voice.

"NOW, YOU SHITSTAINS. ARE YOU READY FOR A FUCKING BEATING? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Karma laughted. He made a barrier, so that nothing else would be destroyed by their fight.

"You arrogant fool. Do you really think you can beat us with that power?" Cao Cao asked arrogantly, since Karma was just revealing 20% of his power. That was also the only amount that he showed on the bridge, so they do NOT have any idea about his limit.

"YOU'RE A FUCKING ALL TALK. NOW, COME HERE AND FIND OUT! HAHAHAHAHA!" Karma taunted.

"Ha! You're a fool. Let me introduce myself to you. I am..." Seigfried continued on and on, followed by Jeanne d'Arc, a knight. Next off is Heracles, a ripped motherfucker.

They explained themselves and showed off their balance breakers, revealing their true power.

Karma was just there, still grinning.

"So, you must be scared, huh? Sorry. My friends are real showoffs." Cao Cao said tauntingly.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Karma laughed, which sent shivers down their spines.

"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? A SPEARMAN, A SWORD ADDICT, A GIRL WITH UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS ON STERIODS, AND THOSE STERIODS HAD STERIODS, AND A ROCK-TYPE POKEMON. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Karma shouted.

'The only thing left is a Za Warudo shithead to join your team, and you and your band of misfits are perfect.' Karma thought.

"NOW, YOUR AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH TOYS. LET'S BRING 'EM OUT SHALL WE?" Karma asked himself, as he summoned a fire dragon, out of the seven flame dragons.

Yup. It's from 'Flame of Recca'.

'That classic anime was fucking solid. It was awesome.' Karma thought while thinking of the good old times when anime was not all big busts and pretty boys.

'Alright. Let's do this.' Karma thought, as he spoke something while grinning.

"I summon you, Kokū. Now you perverted bastard, let's show 'em what we're made of, shall we?" Karma asked, as a large flame dragon appeared behind him.

When Kokū fully emerged, he gave a glorious roar, which gave their enemies chills.

"NOW. I AM NOT DONE YET. I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Karma shouted, with a sadistic grin.

He summoned two more flame dragons, who were Nadare and Homura. Nadare can create fireballs, while Homura can create whips of fire.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, YOU ARROGANT BRATS?" Karma asked, and he increased his power level to 50%.

The Hero Faction guys wanted to give up and run for their lives at this point.

They wanted to say sorry and get the hell away from Japan, but still.... They can't do that.

They readied their weapons and prepared for the worst.

Becausd of the power Karma was showing, it can now also be sensed from the fucking Underworld, Heaven, and other fucking dimensions close to them.

(In the Underworld.....)

Sirzechs was there, arranging some papers regarding the issues about the Khaos Brigade and their other mysterious enemy, who was the one who made Trihexa his 'pet'.

Then suddenly, the ground began to shake.

"What the heck is that?" Sirzechs asked himself, as he noticed that there was a large powerful being on Earth, fighting a group of powerful beings.

(Meanwhile, on Heaven....)

"Lord Michael, do you feel that? It's coming from.... Kyoto." A certain angel asked his king.

"I do, Dulio. Would you please investigate?" Michael asked kindly.

"As you wish, My Lord." Dulio said, and he took his leave.

'What's going on this time?' Dulio thought.

(Meanwhile, in Olympus....)

"Father. Are getting this energy signature? It's coming from Japan, in Kyoto." A certain god told his father, Zeus.

"Hmmmmmmm. That's quite interesting, Apollo. Take another guy with you, and investigate what the hell is happening. Is that clear?" Zeus asked his dear beloved son.

"Yes, father. We will not fail you." Apollo said with a determined tone.

'All has gone to crap because of that crappy man who wants to conquer the Omniverse or whatever it was.' Zeus thought, as he was preparing for a leader's summit arranged by the Three Factions.

Other mythologies also felt the power, and sent in their own men.

One thing was clear. Kami just strengthened all of the mythologies' resolve in making peace and uniting themselves to fight a universal threat.

(Meanwhile, in Kuoh.....)

"Rias... What is that?" Akeno asked her king while they were having a bath.

"What do you.... Wait..... This energy..... This vibe..." Rias stuttered.

"I-Is this coming from..."

"Yes.... From.... Karma Akabane..." Rias said, confirming the characteristics of the energy.

"Wow...." Koneko said, joining the conversation.

(Meanwhile, in the Dimensional Gap.....)

"Wow. Another powerful being. Another being like... Suho Lee and his friends..." Ophis, with all of her genderless glory said emotionally.

She was in the dimensional gap ever since the powerful man, who they call 'Dark', almost killed her after having an argument. She was recovering now, but in a fucking slow rate.

(Meanwhile, in Kyoto...)

Long story short, Karma beated the crap out of the Hero Faction guys.

After that, he came to a realization that Sun Wukong, the Bhudda or whatever, have been watching him ever since he summoned his dragons to battle.

He left the Hero Faction a remebrance that they can NEVER forget.

Cao Cao had three cracked ribs, and a slightly broken Sacred Gear.

Georg had a blind eye and his two hands got fractured.

Heracles had a broken neck, but he was still alive and well.

Jeanne d'Arc had a fractured arm, and she had a fucking black eye and a broken leg.

Seigfried had two broken legs, with his ass still smoldering.

And, Karma was there, with a dumbfounded look.

'What the fuck? I just burned them with fire, are now one of them had a fucking black eye. What the hell? I DIDN'T EVEN PUNCH.... Oh wait..... I think that was partially my fault.....' Karma thought, feeling a bit pitiful for his enemies.

'Wow. This kid knows his stuff pretty well.' Sun Wukong thought while smoking.

Karma turned around with a grin, while all of the others were fucking terrified of what was now behind Karma.

"Why are you guys looking at me like that?" Karma asked, and Issei pointed behind him.

Karma looked behind him, and saw the group was unscathed, because of their 'Phenex Tears'.

'Hmmmm. You're going to make a fortune if you sell those handy shit in other universes.' Karma thought.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR HUMILIATING US LIKE THAT!" Seigfried charged, and Karma didn't even bother to fucking dodge.

Seigfried's swords hit Karma, but it had no fucking effect.

He then turned around quickly, and took all of the swords in his hand, and he fucking held the tips of the blade in one hand, and the handle on the other. It was like... He was preparing to destroy them.

Seigfried stared at Karma, speechless.

Then, he kneeled before him, since he knew what Karma was going to do next.

"P-PLEASE... DON'T DESTROY THESE SWORDS... F-FORGIVE ME!" He begged.

Karma grinned.

"Get up. I'm going to take one of these swords, asshole. I'm going to take..... Gram."

"W-WHAT? NO! NOT GRAM!" He pleaded.

"Nah. I'm gonna take Gram. Goodbye, shitstain. May you go to Hell with these blessings." Karma said, and he put up his middle finger.

"You shitstains survived this time, Ha! But not in the future." Karma said, while he put up his middle finger to Cao Cao.

"And, plot still has some use for ya." Karma mumbled.

"We're going to beat you next time we meet, uh....." Cao Cao said.

"Don't get familiar, shithead. But, the name's Karma. Karma Akabane. Train more, and you'll have a good chance of beatin' me." Karma said casually, and he let them leave, off the hook.

He walked towards the Gremory Peerage, and looked at Kiba.

"Hey, Yuuto. C'mon here." Karma said, and he followed

"What is it?" Kiba asked.

"I want ya to have this awesome shit." Karma said, giving him 'Gram'. The Most Powerful Demon Sword.

"W-WHAT?" Kiba asked, a bit shocked.

"Just take it. If you don't wanna, I'll just throw-"

"N-NO! DON'T throw it away. I'll take it. T-Thank you, K-Karma..." Kiba thanked genuinely.

"No worries, bud. You're indebted to me now." Karma said casually.

Issei gulped at this.

"You're not going to enjoy that part, Kiba. Trust me." Issei wisphered to Kiba, which made his feel a bit uneasy.

Then, Karma healed the 9-talied fox, and he used a move he commonly used when he was Suho Lee.

He would regret this later on, since the other people noticed it.

'H-How could he use that skill?' The others thought.

After that, Sun Wukong gave his thanks, and flew awat with a box of cigars he found lying on the street.

That is if, there was ANY street.

'Well, let the Youkai take care of these crap. It's none of our business.' Karma thought, while they were walking to the hotel.

(Timeskip to the next day, the students of Kuoh Academy preparing for their trip back home...)

"Hey, Karma are you ready?" Issei asked Karma, bringing him out of his fucking trance.

"Yeah." Karma simply said, as they boarded the train.

After a few minutes of waiting, the train finally stopped, and they all headed down.

The next thing Karma knew, he got dragged into the Hyoudou Residence against his fucking will.

He went to their living room, which featured a massive TV, and comfortable sofas in front of it. An elaborate table, and white tiles.

'This looks like the fucking hotel. I live in a fucking mansion, but that does NOT compare to this one right here. Well, that's the Gremory Family for ya.' Karma thought, and he didn't even realize that Rias was now talking for five minutes straight.

"So do you understand?" Rias asked.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Karma asked.

"Alright. I will get straight to the point. Would you like to be a part of my peerage?" Rias asked.

"Yeah."

"R-Really?" The devils were extremely shocked.

"Nah. Now, is that the only reason you were dragging me down here? Because, I'm going now." Karma said, walking out.

He was about to leave, when Rias asked a question.

"Who are you?" Rias asked.

Karma didn't give a fuck.

"You have the same ring as Suho Lee. You act like him. You heal others in the same manner as Suho Lee. Who..... Just WHO are you?" Rias asked, and Karma stopped walking.

'Oh shit. They realized, huh? Now, I experienced too many crap like this. If I deny to tell them what they want, they're just going to pursue this shit further! Hmmmmmm. Who am I...... Oh! I got it.....' Karma thought, and he turned around.

"I am..... one of Suho Lee's close friends."

'Oh shit. I said it. No backing out!'