God, an Otaku, in DxD

Issei helped the nun get on her feet, still staring at her with a perverted grin on his fucking face. Her veil got blown by the wind, and Issei is running after it.

'This girl is TOTALLY my type!' Issei told himself in his thoughts, while still having a perverted grin on his face. Suho getting irritated by the little shit.

'The Underworld's fucked if this guy becomes a high-class devil. At least I'm not here anymore to experience it! Good luck Rias! Good luck Lucifer!' Suho thought.

"H-Hi! I'm sorry. But I'm a little but lost! Do you think you could help me?" Asia told Issei.

"Timeskip to Issei and the others at the Church, and Issei finds out that Asia has a sacred gear."

"I have to thank you two. Would it be a problem if you go inside with me?" Asia asked the both of them.

"We can't!... I mean we have somewhere to be!..." Issei told her, while his hand was shaking.

"It's ok. I guess I should go too! It was sweet of you two to help me find my way! My name is Asia Argento!" The nun told them.

"My name is Issei Hyoudou. You are very welcome!" He said with a smile in his face.

"And my name is Suho Lee. Nice to meet you Ms. Argento." Suho said with a smile as well.

"Meeting you guys here was a blessing! It will be one that I will never forget! I hope we see each other again!" Asia told the two.

"Yeah us too!" Issei replied to her.

"If you are bored or in the neighborhood, please come by and visit me in the church! That's where I'll be!"

"That's great! We'll see 'ya soon Asia!" Suho intervened before Issei could say something.

SUHO'S POV

What would he say to me if I ask him what is he feeling? Hmmmm. Well, I can't get an answer if I just stand by can I?

"Hey Issei. Is something bother you? You've been like that since you told me about your imaginary girlfriend." I asked him, which he turned to me and answered, while he made a fake smile.

"I-It's nothing really!.... No need to worry!....." Issei said, forcing a smile, while his hand was still shaking.

"I'll believe you. For now that is." I told him seriously.

Twilight Healing. Asia's Sacred Gear. That is AWESOME. But, just for a simple healing spell she gets killed, threatened to be killed, and kidnapped. Poor girl.

Wait. Speaking of Twilight Healing, there's something in The Gamer webtoon that is similar to that. Yunhon Principle was it? Yes! That's it! I'll be sure to buy it after classes. That will be handy in the future.

While I and Issei was thinking deep within our thoughts, we didn't notice that we already arrived at the academy. We got to our classes, and waited until it ended.


(Timeskip to Rias' Peerage teleporting outside the abandoned house....)

"Stray devils start out as devil servants." Kiba stated.

"You mean like we are?" Issei asked.

"No. Not exactly. Once in a while, a servant rebels and kills their master to gain freedom. Then, they become strays."

"According to the reports, this stray has been tricking people to that abandoned house, and eating them. Tonight's job wouldn't be too hard. Just kill find the beast and kill it." Akeno said seriously.

"These monsters are pure evil. They do not care anything but their own selfish desires. And that always end in ugliness." Kiba told Issei.

"Issei, are you familiar with the game of chess?" Rias asked.

Little did they know, that ever since they teleported, someone was watching them. A godamned god, wearing an all-black outfit, while being invisible.

"Yeah. I played it, but I totally suck." Issei admitted.

"Ok. As the master, I'm the King. My Empress is my Queen. My Cavelier, my Knight. My Tank is my Rook, and my clergyman is my Bishop, and my footsoldier, the Pawn. We call these, the Evil Pieces." Rias told him.

(Yeah. We know that shit goes down, Issei being fucking dissapointed that he's just a stupid pawn. Timeskip to Issei in front of the house where he is summoned.)

He openned the door, which is unlocked.

"Hello there! I'm the devil you summoned from the House of Gremory!" Issei told to nobody, then he got a strange feeling again, just like when he was close to the church.

"I-If you're home, please say something! Don't be totally freaked out, but I'm coming inside!" He announced while putting his shoes on the mat before coming in.

"Nice of them to set the mood!" Issei announced again, seeing that the room is dimly lit, then he stepped on something. Something that he cannot forget.

"The floors wet!" Issei put his foot up, then touched the liquid with his hands, and then got shocked.

"B-Blood? H-Holy Shit!" He announced out loud, while covering his nose. Suddenly, a voice spoke.

"Punish the wicked. Words to live by. Wise advice to heed from a holy man." Then a guy with white hair, and red eyes turned around, with a light chuckle with his tongue sticking out.

He stood up, and walked toward Issei.

"Well, well, you just walked into the wrong house, my friend. Freed Sellzen, at your service."

Freed said while bowing.

"And you must be the scared little pussy, whose devil ass that this holy priest is gonna exorsice!"

The insane priest told him, while doing a fucking dance.

"A-a priest?!?!"

"Yeah. I work for a certain devil purging organization you may have heard of." Freed replied with a sinister glint in his eyes.

"Y-you did this!??!" Issei pointed at the dead and chopped body at the side.

"Summoning you means he is done being human! End of the line sinner! So I had to chop him up to little bitty pieces. Putting down degenerate devils and the lost souls that would cry out to them is my job. And no one is better that in than me!" The priest said while pulling out a gun and a sword.

"That's a sword of light!" Issei is very nervous now, and he does not know what to do.

"First, I will cut out your evil heart with my heavenly blade of light! Then I will-"

He couldn't finish because blue arrows suddenly flew over Issei's head, and hit the priest in different parts of the body, which caused him to fly away.

It did not take too long to Freed to come back, just a bit heavily injured, and shot Issei's foot.

"These bullets was blessed by an exorsists! Hope they taste good scumbag!"

"Damn you!!!" Issei got mad and used his gear.

"Ohhhh is the devil angry? Why don't I send you back to the abyss from where you came?"

Issei came charging Freed, only to be cut down by Freed's light sword.

"Get a guy worked up and leave him half cocked? That's no way for a lady to treat a gentleman like myself!"

"Ahhhhhh!" A scream broke out.

"Asia what the hell are you doing here? Are you done creating the barrier already?"

"D-Don't do this!"

"Right! A newbie! I guess it's timr you learned. This is what the job is my dear! We dispose of unfortunate people who are bewitched by the evil devils!"

Asia got shocked that the devil Freed was talking about was no other than, Issei.

"No! I-It can't be!"

"A-Asia!... I-I....."

"What's going on? Do you two know each other?" Freed asked, with genuine curiousity.

"Issei.... Why are you here?..."

"I'm here, because I'm a devil, Asia."

"No!..... That can't be true!...."

"I didn't want to lie to you! I swear I didn't!.. So I thought that it might be best not to see each other again.... Please forgive me....."

"Oh heavens!....." Asia cried while covering her mouth with her hands in shock.

"Now, this isn't heartwarming, but you and your friend here does not have any business being with each other. The fallen angels have forbidden all forms of contact between our kind, and theirs. Have you forgotten that already?" Freed asked Asia.

"Now then, should we do what we came here to do?" Freed asked, while his light sword was in front of Issei's throat.

"Not that it matters much, but I hope you've said your prayers!" Freed then started to raise his sword, making ready to aim for his target, which is Issei's throat.

Then suddenly, Asia blocked Freed's target.

"You've got to be kidding me with this." Freed said in disgust.

"P-Please don't! I beg you for mercy! Forgive this man his sins Father! Couldn't we just let him go?" Asia pleaded.

"That thing isn't a man. It's a devil. You made a pledge to defeat our enemies."

"It doesn't matter to me what he is! There's goodness in him! I know it! You can't just kill him! How could you actually believe that father would approve?" Asia asked, teary eyed.

"Gahhhhhhh!!! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!" Freed shouted angrily.

The sword slashed Asia's upper clothes, leaving her naked.

"Don't you touch her!" Issei tried to get up and protect her, but failed misserably. Keyword, TRIED.

"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?! ARE THERE MAGGOTS GROWING INSIDE THAT STUPID HEAD OF YOURS?" Freed asked Asia, clearly irritated by her actions. He grabbed her chin, and continued talking.

"Our fallen angel friends are not supposed to hurt you, but I DON'T give a damn about that now. You know what happens to naughty girls don't you?" Freed asked, then he forced her into a corner, put Asia's hands up, put his sword on the cloth of Asia's outfit so that she may not be able to move her hands.

(Back in the outside of the house, where some particular someone was hearing all of the screams inside.)

A man with an all-black outfit and Anbu mask had been waiting, and he can't ignore the screams and cries of Asia.

'Fuck it. I'm going in. I can't stand that insane mortal's insanity. Again, FUCK IT. That is disgusting. I won't just stand by and hear her pitiful screams. I'm going in!'

He then walked in the house, while Issei was still on the ground, and Freed was groping Asia's breasts.

Freed, a dumbass, just asked,

"Oh, a fellow devil? You're going to di-" He did not get to finish when an unknown force sent him flying. Then, Issei didn't even realize that the figure was in front of Asia, then went in front of him.

'He's fucking fast!' Issei thought in his head.

"H-Holy crap! W-who are you?!?" Issei asked, more nervous than before, because he was in the prescence of such a powerful being.

Then suddenly, the group of devils arrived. Kiba, was confused. He saw the man with an all-black outfit, and attacked him with his sword.

The man who was really fast, just blocked it with his finger, then broke it. Koneko soon followed after, thinking that while the man- Fuck it. You all know it's Suho, so let's just call him by his fucking name.

Back on topic, she thought Suho was off guard, then she kicked his legs. Little did she know the guy has a really sturdy build. So, it went the other way. She was the one who got thrown back.

Akeno got out of the magic circle soon after, then attacked him with lightning. He quickly deflected it with a mana shield, then she fired another one, which he deflected, but hit Issei.

"A-A-Ahhhhhh..... T-That hurt......." He said while almost collapsing.

The fight stopped for a moment, everyone thinking what the fuck just happened.

Then it continued, Koneko finding for openings, punching and kicking him, which has no effect.

Kiba, who is also finding for an opening, but everytime he does, his sword was always getting broke by Suho. But if it hit, still no effect.

Akeno, who just continues to shoot lightning at the 'enemy' who just easily deflects them all.

Finally, the leader of the Peerage walks out of the magic circle, then wondered what the hell happened there.

A naked nun, a burnt Issei, and her other peerage members fighting a man with an all-black outfit.

Issei was telling something, then Rias went over to see what he was saying.

"D-Don't hurt him....... H-He s-ss-saved-dd u-usss..." Issei said weakly, still shocked by the lightning.

Rias then told her peerage members to stop.

"Everyone, stop! The one you're fighting is their saviour!" Rias told urgently. The man was fighting three devils at once, with no preassure or whatever.

They all stopped.

"Who is the culprit of this incident?" Rias asked, slightly nervous because the being can destroy them an instant.

He went to the darkness, and then confused the peerage members. They were all thinking, 'What's it doing?'.

It came back after a moment, carrying an unconsious Freed Sellzen. They were all shocked.

"An Exorcist." Koneko told them.

"Who are you?" Rias asked cautiously.

He pulled a pen and paper from his pocket, then wrote, 'I'm an observer dumbass.'

He showed it to the redhead, which gave him a questioning look.

"Why don't you speak?"

'I can't reveal my voice, or else you'll know who I am!' Suho wrote.

"Why did you save them?" Rias asked him.

'What you should be asking me is, 'what would happen if I didn't save them?.' If I did not, the both of them will already be dead. Be grateful. C'mon.'

"Alright, alright. What's your name?" Rias asked.

'Classified. Sorry. But you'll know soon Gremory. You'll know soon. There are lots of fallens coming. Go home. I'll deal with this. It's just weak ones.' Suho wrote.

"Thank You for helping us. I will not forget your contribution."

She said while the rest of their peerage goes to the magic circle again, and Issei protesting.

Suho signed that 'You cannot do that. I'll handle it from here.' Issei calmed down, but still worried .

They left, which just left Suho and Asia. Suho took of the sword, and he wrote, 'what do you want to do now?'

Asia answered,

"Please leave me here. I can't put other people at risk just because of me." Asia told Suho in a confident tone.

'Alright. If that's what you want, then I can't stop you. Goodbye. We will meet again soon, Asia Argento.'

With that, he teleported away, and when he got home, he bought the 'Yunhon Soul Recovery' book, learned it, then slept a good night.