God Bestows Evil

Chapter 20: Ghost in the Bucket

 The door replacement went smoothly.

The doors of Ping An Hotel are all the same style, so they only need to replace the door, reverse the locks, erase the fingerprints on the door, and paint them on another door, and everything will be perfect.

 Soon the door swapping was completed.

 Room 406, which was taken away by Qi Zhiyong, was replaced with the door of Room 403 that was marked last night, and 403 was replaced with a clean door.

 Wu Xian and the others will stay in Room 402, which was previously occupied by Qi Zhiyong.

This room is absolutely safe tonight.

 The purpose of changing the door is to test the action logic of breaking the door.

If it was the door that was marked, then Qi Zhiyong would definitely die tonight. Wu Xian completed his revenge on Qi Zhiyong without having to do anything himself.

If the marked room is a room, Wu Xian is not at a loss. Anyway, this information will be used sooner or later.

 After replacing the door.

 The two of them went downstairs to look for the statue of the god.

Historical Ji was confused throughout the whole process. He was completely confused by Wu Xian.

 It's changing doors and wiping fingerprints. Doesn't this mean that the rules that everyone has always believed in before have actually been played by Wu Xian a long time ago?

Only Wu Xian himself knows which room is safe?

They searched for a while but couldn't find the statue. Shi Ji finally got over the shock and remembered that he had something to ask Wu Xian for help, so he asked Wu Xian mysteriously.

“Brother Xian, did you encounter anything after worshiping God yesterday?”

Wu Xian raised his eyebrows: "Be clear, what is what?"

“Ever since I worshiped God, I feel like I’ve been targeted.”

“Something is always looking for me, spying on me, and this feeling is strongest when I go to the toilet.”

"Last night when I was in the tub, I just sat on the toilet and felt a cold wind blowing from bottom to top. I stood up quickly. When the toilet was flushed, the water stains were messy, as if a hand was stirring inside. , Stir it up..."

“Also this morning, I wanted to pee, but I kept feeling like someone was staring at me. The feeling was so direct that it made my whole body hairy and I couldn’t pee at all.”

“It’s getting closer to me. I’m afraid it won’t reach the day when Da Sui finds me, so I will...”

"Why…"

Shi Ji patted his big **** with a very ugly expression: "Since worshiping God yesterday, I haven't even gone to the toilet properly. I'm about to burst from the suffocation."

Wu Xian squinted his eyes. He realized that historical achievements triggered the negative effect of worshiping gods!

 He also encountered a similar thing when he worshiped the **** for the second time. That time he worshiped the statue of Xuan Ming. As a result, he was cursed by Mr. Wang. If he did not rescue Mr. Wang, his body temperature would continue to drop.

 The invitation letter later stated that after worshiping the gods, there is a probability of negative effects. The heaven official will confer evil, the earth official will punish sin, and the water official will curse.

 Shi Ji worshiped the Heavenly Official, so he was "given evil".

 But what is the effect of ‘giving evil’?

Judging from the description of the historical records, it seems that there is an evil spirit that is attracted by him and is constantly approaching him, and the closer he is to the toilet, the faster it approaches.

 “This may not be a bad thing.”

Wu Xian thought about it in his mind, then raised the corner of his mouth and patted Shi Ji on the shoulder.

“Let me take you to the toilet. Don’t hold yourself back.”

 …

 At the door of the toilet, Shi Ji hesitated.

 “Is this really possible?”

Wu Xian took Shi Ji to a random toilet, cut off the water supply, poured a bucket of diesel into the toilet sink, and then pushed Shi Ji to sit on the toilet.

"Don't worry, I said before, I will protect you this time."

 According to Wu Xian's experience, it is easier to find statues of gods and incense in places where danger has occurred.

Since it is hard to find the idol now, and historical achievements can attract evil spirits, wouldn’t it be possible to find the idol by killing the evil spirits it attracts? Shi Ji's expression was distorted and his veins were bulging.

 He sat on the toilet just to attract evil spirits and could not really risk excretion.

 But as soon as he sat on the toilet, his stomach felt like a knife, his intestines twisted, he gritted his teeth and wanted to come out. This was really too painful.

Wu Xian raised his **** and hid outside the toilet.

After Shi Ji went to the toilet, he felt that the surrounding air had become significantly colder, and the copper coin sword in his hand began to gradually heat up, which meant that the evil spirit targeting Shi Ji was about to appear.

Historical feeling was even more obvious. There were prying eyes everywhere. Malice penetrated into his body through the toilet, as if they wanted to eat him dry from the inside out.

 “It’s coming, it’s coming!”

Historical Ji shuddered, and a lai donkey rolled forward and pounced forward. The next second, a green palm emerged from the toilet!

If Shi Ji ran slower, he would be caught by this palm!

Following the palm is a body as thick as a sewer pipe. This body stretches and twists in the air, emitting an astonishing stench.

 Wait for a moment, and the evil spirit will fully unfold.

It is as fat as a pig, and its body is covered with filth, and there are countless eyes mixed in the filth.

 This is a toilet ghost.

Hushui stared at Shiji and licked the dirt on his lips, as if he had seen some delicious delicacies, but he immediately frowned.

 What is on your lips?

 Isn’t it smelly enough?

 It seems to be diesel...but what is diesel?

Ever since it became an evil spirit, it rarely recalled the memories of when it was still a human being, only some fragments of memories would occasionally pop up in its mind.

Before it could figure it out, Wu Xian jumped out with a flick of his middle finger, and a wisp of flame as thick as a finger flew out.

 True Fire Spell!

The True Fire Spell was stained with diesel, and a raging fire suddenly ignited. The toilet ghost screamed and tried to escape back into the toilet, but because of the diesel, the flames in the toilet became stronger.

Then the toilet roared angrily and rushed towards Wu Xian and the others.

Wu Xian was immediately startled.

This toilet ghost was covered in diesel fuel and even received a real fire spell, but he didn't even die.

 This is really troublesome.

 First of all, he was extremely dirty and covered in flames. He was just like a piece of living roasted shit. If you were to fight with such a guy in close combat with a copper coin sword, you would be exposed to both physical and mental threats at the same time.

 If you use the last true fire spell again...

The cost will not be recovered!

Just when Wu Xian was struggling, Shi Ji suddenly rose from the ground, took out a black donkey's hoof from his arms, and stamped it on the forehead of Toilet Sui with enough force.

This toilet ghost was burned by real fire, and it was already at the end of its strength. Then it was hit hard by the black donkey's hoof, and its neck suddenly crooked and collapsed to the ground.

died!

The flames dried up the fat on the body of the toilet ghost, exuding a strong stench. A yellow rough incense stick was left on the ground. There was another strange noise inside the room, maybe a statue of a **** appeared.

This toilet ghost is stronger than ordinary evil spirits, but it is not a loss if it can be exchanged for worshiping the gods.

Wu Xian picked up the incense stick and prepared to worship the gods.

Then he saw Shi Ji crossing his legs and twisting his waist and hips with an ugly expression.

Wu Xian chuckled: "Go to the bathroom quickly, don't hold your **** in anymore."

Shi Ji shook his head: "It's not over yet!"

"Taiping Guangji" Gui Shiba. Diao Mian.

Diao Mian, the governor of Xuancheng, originally advanced by force. At first he was the military envoy of Yumen. There is a toilet **** who can be seen outside. It looks like a big pig with eyes all over its body. It goes in and out of the pond and parades around the courtyard. Myanmar is not here. More than a thousand officers and soldiers were seen. Like this for several days. After returning from Burma, he offered sacrifices to pray for blessings, and the toilet **** was destroyed. On the tenth day of Burma, the governor moved to Yizhou. He also changed the left guard to lead the right Xiaowei general Zuo Yulin, so he became more expensive.

 (End of this chapter)