God Wrecked the Last Boss
Chapter 8
Memories that were lost.
(Just lots of drinking.)
Karina here! I was gathering information by pouring drinks for those senior adventurers!
One of those generious seniors even offered to buy oh-so-poor me drinks, which I accepted with a smile!
As a result, I'm now super hungover and my head's fucking pounding!
"… My head's pounding…!
I squinted my eyes against the morning sun.
Uhh… how did last night end again?
I remember getting kicked out of the Adventurer's Guild at the end of business hours or something, uhh…
*
"Maaan, that's enough booze! Hey Karina, lemme introduce you to a spot I know! C'mon!"
"Yes sir, Blade-senpai! Let's go!"
"Eh? Blade, don't! Don't tell me you're talking about Shun Lai Pavilion!? Oi Shieldon, stop Blade! — He's sleeping!?"
"Gugah… I'll stop… — him… —"
"Hey! At least go alone! That's no place for a girl!"
*
Mmm, then we left Sekko and Shieldon to go to some place called Shun Lai Pavilion… and drank with a beautiful lady… uhh…
Wait, why am I naked!? I mean I'm technically wearing underwear but—!?
Next to me was Blade-senpai who was also just in his boxers!
Eh, what!? What!?
N-no way I just did it on my first day as a woman, right!? Ueeeeh!? — My head huuuuuurts———! Uehhbuh…
"Oh, looks like you're awake."
"Oguh… nn?"
Looking to where I heard the voice, I saw a blonde Onee-sama with hair tied up into a neat braided style. She wore a chic black dress that fit her curves nicely and carried a pipe. She held the aura of a woman who could get things done and looked super cool. This Onee-sama was too dreamy!
Also noteworthy was how she had ears and a tail. A fox! A beastkin! Uwaaah, my first time seeing one! How otherworldly!
Oh damn, I was getting excited. I tried to calm myself down and asked her a question.
"… Ummm, you are…"
"The owner of Shun Lai Pavilion, Harumikazuchi. From the looks of it, you don't remember your antics from last night, do you…"
She let out a puff of smoke.
Oh no, she's just so graceful and beautiful. I'm falling for her. She'd look great in a cheongsam.
"Wait, umm, did I perchance do something…?"
"Of course you did. It was necessary to take your and Blade there's clothes as payment to just barely settle accounts."
Ah, so I was naked because I was stripped of my clothes?
… So then I haven't done it yet? I'm good yeah? When I looked at Blade with a suspicious face, Harumikazuchi let out a sigh.
"Don't worry. Blade didn't touch you. I don't know about while you were sleeping though."
"Ah, really? That's great~"
I was wearing underwear so I'm safe there. Hype!
"Right. Yesterday was Blade-senpai's treat, so please at least return my clothes!"
"Your clothes will be a separate charge. Look, you're holding my stockings."
"Huh? Oh…"
It was a bit late to realize it, but I definitely was holding a pair of black stockings in my right hand.
I'd apparently asked this fox of an Onee-sama to please give me her stockings while I was drunk.
It was so that I could offer them as tribute to the Goddess. I didn't have any money, so I offered my clothes in exchange, or something like that.
(By the way, my universal ID was safe in my storage space.)
"Your clothes were rather unexpectedly of good make, so I prepared some change and some old clothes for you. It's a service. I'll also return your temporary guild card, it's of no worth in any case."
"… Thanks."
I put on the old clothes… mmm, they felt rough. Like it was rubbing against me.
Ugh, I felt some sort of foreign substance in my waist somewhere—no, behind my bellybutton…? Huh, wasn't my chastity safe?
"Oh, are you okay? Sorry, I didn't know it was your first time."
"Wha—"
Kususu, Harumikazuchi-san laughed.
Oh, uhh. So we…?
"My first time was with you, Harumikazuchi-san!?"
"It was. Apologies for not—"
"YESSS———!!!!"
Goodbye Unicorn! This one has left the virgin kitchen!
Hello Bicorn! I look forward to working with you from here on!!
Having such a beautiful woman for my first time is just the best!
This world's the best———!!!! Thank you, Goddess————!!!!!
"Ah, but I was so drunk I can't remember any of it! Nooooo———!!!"
"… So you don't remember any of last night?"
I'd apparently done a lot of stuff while I was drunk.
"U-umm, could you tell me what happened…?"
"Hmm? Oh, let's see. So the first floor of my establishment is a bar. In that bar, there's a stage and… (mumble mumble)… and then…"
"Wha—… I-I did something so embarrassing!?"
"Thinking back on it now, I also did something so embarrassing… Ah, how shameful."
The heck did yesterday's me do that for!? Alcohol's scary!!
But thanks to that, I got to have my first time with such a beautiful Onee-sama… damn it, memories, come back to me!
Grrr. I can't remember anything… how wasteful.
… I should drink in moderation.
"Oh. Now that I think about it, my clothes were a gift from someone important to me… I won't ask for them back, but could I at least say goodbye to them?"
"Hmm? That's fine if that's all."
Saying that, Harumikazuchi brought me my clothes. Since the clothes were made along with this body by the Goddess, you could say they were a part of me.
I wrapped my arms around them and hugged them tightly.
"Thank you for everything… I won't forget you!"
The moment they were hidden by my body, yep—duplicate. I made a copy in my storage space.
I then swapped the original and the copy.
It really was a well-made set of clothes, no way I'd give them up. Rough clothes can go suck it.
Let's change into them later.
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