Goddess CEO Is My Wife

"Handsome! Do you have a date? "

This very ambiguous words, let Ye Zihao can't help but surprised.

He also knows that many private cars will appear at the gate of many universities in the evening. They just want to make an appointment with a female college student to go out and have a blast.

This phenomenon is especially obvious in some pheasant universities.

But he just came here to buy something temporarily, and he stopped to wait for Lin coco to go to the bathroom. Where did he come out to ask for a beautiful woman?

"Beauty! You are mistaken. I am waiting for someone! " Ye Zihao shook his head and regretfully refused.

"Handsome! I think I can do whatever I want. Why don't you think about it? Besides, I can see that you are a very interesting man

The woman said very ambiguous, as if she didn't want to let go of Ye Zihao, a local tyrant.

"Beauty! You really misunderstood! I'm a man with a wife. I don't play these games for a long time. "

Ye Zihao explained and said.

"Handsome! The boss who comes here, who doesn't have a family? As long as you can pay a good price, I can do any posture! "

That woman said very debauchery, as if often do this line.

"Beauty! You really misunderstood! I'm not interested! " Ye Zihao shook his head, explained and said.

"Misunderstanding?"

"Handsome, are you amusing me?"

The woman sneered and said with disdain.

"Are you kidding me? How do you say that? "

Suddenly, ye Zihao couldn't help being curious. He always felt that something was wrong with it, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

"Handsome! Get out of the car and have a look! "

The woman reminded and said.

"Get out of the car?"

Ye Zihao frowned, and he felt more and more strange.

Then he got out of the car, and the woman pointed to the top of the car and said, "since you said it was a misunderstanding, why put water on the top of the car? Isn't that obvious? "

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"This bottle of water Is it cocoa? "

In a flash, ye Zihao suddenly stupefied up, he just sat in the car, did not find a water bottle on the roof.

And it is this water bottle that attracts the female college student who comes out to sell meat.

Obviously!

This is a misunderstanding!

"Beauty! It's someone else's cup. Don't get me wrong! " Ye Zihao explained awkwardly and said.

"Well! Since you are not interested, why do you come here to join in the fun? Waste my face

The woman scolded unhappily, then turned and left, as if looking for other prey.

At this time, ye Zihao saw that Lin Keke was hiding in a corner and was laughing, so he hooked his hand to Lin Keke and seemed to signal her to come.

See Lin coco a pair of schadenfreude expression, and then pursed his mouth snigger came over.

"Cousin! Now, can you tell me why those male drivers put mineral water on the roof of the car? "

Lin Keke asked with a proud expression.

"You girl! I've convinced you

Ye Zihao is speechless. He didn't want to tell Lin coco why, but this playful cousin deliberately put mineral water on the top of the car, which made him misunderstood.

"Coco! Since you want to know so much, I'll tell you! "

Ye Zihao slightly spread his hand, very helpless said.

"Come on! I want to know! "

When Lin Keke heard this, he was very surprised.

"Coco, do you know why some male drivers put mineral water, green tea and pulse on their roofs?"

Ye Zihao asked in reply and said.

"I don't know! Why? "

Lin Coco's expression of surprise seemed like a curious baby.

"In fact, the woman just came out to sell it!"

Ye Zihao began to explain and said.

"What? She She came out to sell herself? "

Suddenly, Lin coco couldn't help exclaiming, and ye Zihao shrugged and said, "what's the surprise? Like this kind of pheasant university, the tuition is expensive, and these women like to dress up. When the food expenses are not enough, they will naturally want to make quick money."

"But But what does it have to do with putting drinks on the roof? "

Lin Ke Ke's face was puzzled, and he asked Wuxu.

"Of course it does! There is a saying like this on the road today that mineral water is put on the roof 200 times, green tea 300 times, pulse 400 times and Red Bull 600 times! If a woman gets on the bus and you are not satisfied, you can say that you are waiting for someone, and then she will get off the bus automatically. But once they take the bottle, they agree to open a room with you. Do you understand? "Ye Zihao, like an old driver, began to explain.

"My God! This How could it be so dirty? " Lin coco was surprised, but she seemed to have some incomprehension in her heart, so she asked curiously, "cousin, why do they take the bottle and wait until they agree to open a room with a man?"

"If she takes the bottle, it's like drinking my water! Don't you recognize something wrong? "

Ye Zihao shook his head slightly and said with a bitter smile.

"Drink my water?"

All of a sudden, Lin Keke's eyebrows wrinkled slightly. It seemed that he had not slowed down Fu Jin.

At this time, ye Zihao laughed and said, "coco! You repeat those three words

"Drink my water!"

"Speak fast!"

"Drink my water! Drink my water! Drink Sleep with me? "

At this time, Lin Keke finally realized what the problem was, and his expression suddenly became clear.

"My God! It turns out that there is such a way here? "

Lin Coco's expression was startled, and ye Zihao shook his head slightly, said: "so, that's why, I just didn't tell you the first time, because it's too dirty!"

"It's really dirty!"

Lin coco slightly curled his mouth, as if to this kind of women in pursuit of enjoyment, very disdainful.

Originally, ye Zihao thought that he had finished explaining and there would be no problem. But what he never thought of was that at this time, Lin Keke said something that made him very painful.

"But then again, cousin, how do you know so much? Have you ever had Hee hee

Lin Keke made fun of it.

"Stop!"

"Coco! Don't think about it! Your cousin, I am a very pure man

Ye Zihao immediately interrupted her and began to express his position.

"But why are you so familiar with the way in here?"

Lin Keke questioned and asked.

"Coco, haven't you heard a word?" Ye Zihao retorted and said.

"What's that?"

"I haven't seen a pig run. Haven't I eaten pork yet! Really

Ye Zihao is very puzzled to say a word.