Godly Pretending System

"I've had enough, but I can't reach it. What impresses me most is that Li Shuai stood by the ladder and scolded me for being incompetent. I can't do this little thing well. Let me down! At that time, I thought I couldn't reach him, so I asked him to come up and have a try. Then when I got down, he climbed up, but he couldn't reach it either. At that time, he asked us to hold his leg and he wanted to bend down to get it. "

"Did he fall directly?" Zhou Rong probably guessed the ending.

Wang pangzi took a look at Zhou Rong and said, "girl, you can't have any fun in this way."

Then Wang cleared his throat.

"At that time, we were pulling him, but who thought the trousers were loose at that time. At that time, the trousers were pulled down by us directly, and Li Shuai fell in directly with a plop. At that time, everyone was not tall. When we saw Li Shuai on the ladder, he was already drowned over his nose. At that time, we couldn't pull him up, and another person next to him directly thought of the secretary The story of the horse smashing the jar, picked up a brick to move

Kuangji!

Qin long also looked at Wang pangzi, "and then Li Shuai was rescued?"

Cough! Li Shuai was coughing beside him.

"Ha ha, he was rescued. After breaking the jar, he came out directly, but! He probably drank a lot of wine in it. When he got up, he started to go crazy. The most unexpected thing was that he could still stand up. Then he rushed directly to his home. We went in together at that time. " When Wang pangzi said this, he picked up a watermelon slice on the table and ate it.

When Wang pangzi ate, he looked at Zhang Ya. They and Qin long looked at themselves seriously.

"I have so much to say. Let me take a break. This man has to take a break in the middle of his story telling." Then he took another watermelon and put it into his mouth.

"Fatty Wang, I'm dying of hearing a story from you. Thank you for saying it." Qin long continued to urge him.

"Good." Wang pangzi took a few mouthfuls before he went on.

"At that time, there was that kind of pistol at home. At that time, his grandfather must have heard the news. When he came out, he found Li Shuai constantly searching for things. Unexpectedly, the boy knew where to search directly. At that time, we stood beside him, but we were shocked. But the boy directly took the pistol and threw it on his grandfather's head. He was killed instantly He's bleeding, and he's swearing as he talks

Li Shuai, sitting beside him, already felt that he was going to find a hole to go in.

"You son of a bitch! Lao Tzu represents the eight routes to destroy you! " Li Shuai, Wang pangzi's imitator at that time, said something in his tone.

"Poof! ha-ha! "Ouch!" Next to Zhou Rong, who was drinking fruit wine, directly spurted out of his mouth. Several people were holding their stomachs and laughing wildly.

Qin long is smiling and patting Li Shuai.

"Li Shuai! I didn't expect that you were so brave in those years, so powerful! Ha ha

Li Shuai looked at Wang pangzi with a sad look in his eyes, but Wang pangzi didn't look at him at all. Instead, he continued.

"At that time, his grandfather's physical fitness was quite good, but after he was hit, he was also crooked. When he saw Li Shuai like this, he directly picked him up and walked outside. When he went outside, he saw his wine jar like this. When he saw Li Shuai, he was furious."

"What happened?" Several people asked one after another.

"Later, anyway, none of us dared to speak at that time. We just ran home and saw Li Shuai tied to the tree the next day. The key is that we found him sleeping when we came out the next day!"

"Ha ha! Li Shuai, I didn't expect that you were so powerful that you could fall asleep even if you were tied to a tree. " Zhou Rong sat beside him and couldn't close her mouth.

"But since then, when Li Shuai began to learn how to drink, he has never been counselled. When he didn't drink a lot, our courtyard gave him the nickname" Anti Japanese hero! " Wang pangzi himself said it with a smile. After all, he couldn't help recalling the past.

"That's not right." Qin long directly turned to Li Shuai.

"If you can drink like that, why did you drink like that in my uncle's house that time?"

Li Shuai had no face at this time. When he heard Qin long ask him, he said forcefully.

"You think I think, ah, I can't drink too much white wine. I've been allergic to white wine since I was a child. What I drank with your great uncle was the limit. Generally, when did I drink white wine outside?"

"Good brother, it was really hard for you last time." Qin long said with a smile.

"Now that you are happy and laughing enough, can we stop talking about me?" Li Shuai said to everyone very speechless.

Zhang Ya can't bear to look at Li Shuai like this: "well, we won't talk about you."

After hearing Zhang Ya's words, Li Shuai immediately regained his spirit.

"Right! How comfortable it is to drink and relax. I started talking about me as soon as I came here. Now I feel that I'm not right.""Don't worry, don't worry, come and have a fruit." Like feeding a child, Qin long put a watermelon in his mouth with a toothpick.

"Damn it! Lao Qin, can you stop teasing me? You look disgusting. " Li Shuai then took the toothpick and stuffed the watermelon into his mouth.

After this, several people began to drink and talk about other things.

Wang pangzi is carrying wine to Qin long.

"Brother Qin, you see your medical skill is so good. Do you think it is possible for me to cure this disease?" At this time, Wang pangzi whispered in Qin Long's ear, because his illness was a little embarrassing.

And Li Shuai is drinking wine with Zhou Rong at this time, and they are playing small games, so they are very happy.

"Your illness?" After hearing this, Qin long looked at it carefully.

"You look ugly. Stick your tongue out."

When Wang pangzi heard this, he immediately put out his tongue. Qin long looked at it carefully and then said, "your tongue coating is white. There are red and swollen places in it. I've just seen other places of you. Are you..." Qin long then whispered in Wang pangzi's ear.

"Haha, that's why I don't know how to treat it now." Wang pangzi smiles awkwardly.

"In fact, you don't have a big problem. You must have been frightened by something before, and then this kind of situation happened occasionally."

"Yes, when I was with my girlfriend, there was a thunder outside that scared me."