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Episode 107: The Hell's Battlefield in the Wilderness
I'm on the battlefield right now.
The corpses lay gradually, and the sound of the sword trident sounded unstoppable on the battlefield of hell.
That was a tragedy once we got back to the inn.
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"Tonight's not the night!
It was when I was using vacuum cleaners to get rid of the stains of the day.
"Washa, I'm already in love with hot cutlets. I thought I'd have a hole in my stomach. Wow! You don't know what you're gonna do with it right away!
Isn't that a threat already?
"I know. Tomorrow than that, I'll be ready for a day, so use it as you please."
I'm going to take a break and look around the city.
"Yeah, but what are we going to do about the card-type vacuum cleaners?
"Oh, did I have that... Tomorrow morning, that's all we're gonna do."
The outdoor shop was busy and it was out of shape.
"Hmm. I don't mind."
And then he said, "Free movement."
Akira, me, the escort.
"He said he'd be fine for a day or so. And next time something's going to happen, I'll take good care of it."
Yalarai thinks deeply with his gaze lying down for a little while. I'm glad Mr. Elf can escort me, but sometimes I want to move alone.
"Okay. Caution, do it."
"OK"
"I'm not even gonna make dinner tomorrow. We'll meet the morning after tomorrow."
"Uhm."
We both nodded.
"Then make a cutlet..."
When I tried to get the cooking tools out of the container, the Hugs took control of it with their hands.
"Wait, Akira. I'm renting out a lizard tail pavilion across the street tonight."
"Rent out?"
Why is that?
"I don't know, if I bragged about tonkatsu to the blacksmith guild guys, they'd want to eat it."
What are you exposed to?
"Come on... I don't think so, but you didn't say anything about ability, did you?
"It's not like that! I told Veriello I had a cooking guide."
Like that's a problem, too?
"Rest assured, the story was already leaked to some extent. Perhaps Veriello is deliberately flushing it."
Uh. I see. Do you want me to flush out that there was technical instruction from strangers when I was about to serve new dishes and ingredients that I had never eaten before? That's the Veriero Chamber of Commerce. I can't get out of this...
"Stuff them around the Dwarves and feed them too. I originally promised to book the store today."
"Hey, what were you gonna do if you couldn't do it today?"
"Then don't tell the Lord."
Is that right?
"... but I don't mind luxury with Hugs and Yalalai, I just don't like the Dwarf organization or anything"
"Hmm. We can talk about that area. I'll let them split the expenses. Including for me and Akira!
"What about me?
"I don't know."
Dwarves staring up evil from the bottom. I'm making a complete fool of myself.
"... Huh!
Is that it? It's like I just heard a "puff" from the elf's forehead.
"Kill!"
"Ha! If you can do it to a poor elf, try it. No!
The two of them stand to gain at the same time. In my fucking tiny room.
"Omae and the rest of us are out of rice."
"Sorry."
"Apologize"
Immediately, the two men took up their weapons. You'll be considerate ahead.
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That's why I came to the lizard tail pavilion, but for some reason I have Narnia.
I didn't realize at all (I was pretending) that she was actually in the room the whole time during the exchange in the above room. I thought it was a figurine and ignored it.
And even when I headed to the lizard tail pavilion, it came naturally. Apparently, I got permission for the Hugs. Well, then, okay.
Entering the tail pavilion, there were six Dwarves and nine humans. I can tell you're a blacksmith in one shot. My hands were black and my dirty arms were muscular.
"Wow, Hug, you're late."
"Hmm. The rice will taste good for you."
"Am I right!
The oldest looking dwarf slaps the Hug's shoulder with a Dosun Dosun. Hugs were also beating back with losers and dokandokans. Dwarves are all like this. Well, I don't care if there's no harm done to me.
When I told more people than I thought there wasn't enough cookware, the silent owner of the lizard tail pavilion told me to use the kitchen. I got permission to use seven more wheels and charcoal as expenses, so I will set them up appropriately.
Fortunately, there was an iron pot, so I borrowed it as a frying pan. Purchase and use coal reserves as well.
When I'm down-treating a pile of pork, I recall and call for a hug.
"What? Have you done it yet?
"No, remember that delicious liquor story I promised you before?
"There's no way I can forget... no? Hello!"
Hug's eyes gleam. No. Isn't that a fluctuating cage? I'm scared!
"Oh, so I'm going to luxury the Hugs as promised... you drink awesome, don't you? A couple of bottles would be nice, but if you're going to behave like one of the other guys..."
"Let it out for now! Not three!
He grabs his shoulder and shakes his body. It's going to be eaten as it is.
"Not really... I'll get it out now, so wait! Stay!"
I rushed to buy three single malts (12 years) = 29,800 yen.
The balance is 182,476,10 yen.
"Ho?! This is a beautiful bottle! I can't resist the colour of the liquor in this so transparent gearman. This is a drink that looks comparable to the premium liquor that both elves make..."
The moment I removed the single malt from the container, the hug took it away from me.
"Elves make booze?
"Hmm, you don't know. I regret to say that only elves are made with alcohol. Especially wine and sparkling wine."
That's quite surprising.
"Heh. You like Dwarves, don't you? It's like we made it ourselves."
Hugs exhale one nose.
"Azuma, there's no way we can stand the aging of alcohol! It's not like fermented liquor in a couple days at best."
"That won't be prestigious"
"Hmm. There are as many of them who want the iron products of the eagles. Replace it."
"I see."
Reasonable...... is it?
"People's spirits have tasted pretty good in recent years, too. I use a machine dedicated to making them for Dwarves."
"Heh."
Could it be a giant distiller or something? Then isn't this liquor that rare?
"Hmm. I'm so thirsty just watching... which one..."
Hagg took a glass out of his item bag. Transparency is bad but cutting is quite a substitute.
Toctok......
A unique bass sounds when a liquor bottle exchanges liquids and gases. Amber crystals of human wisdom, skill and fermentation poured into about half a glass. Slowly shake a smaller glass with that hand with a huge huge hug. Aromatic aroma coming up this way.
... I think I'll have a drink too.
After enjoying the fragrance, Hagg carried the glass into his mouth with a gentle hand even for the baby.
Kupiri...... Kupiri......
A modest swallowing sound that I don't think will come out of Hug's big mouth. Angels dance for a while.
"Huh... ha..."
Hugs look at the ceiling with a trance look. No, I'm sure I haven't seen it anywhere. It will be extremely easy to watch.
I thought I'd keep saying something. Stick liquor to the glass silently. Drink slowly. Exhale like a long, long sigh, leaving yourself to the miracle that twelve years gives rise to. And pour it into a glass again, and drink it up, and indulge.
Repeat even that action. Silently.
When I finally drank all three, this time I exhaled a really long sigh.
A hug who didn't move to keep the finish from escaping for a while, but suddenly looked up.
"Nah...... what is this?! I'm not talking about delicious or unpleasant! Take more than the level of liquor called all liquor! This is no longer a miracle to drink! It's a gift from God! Oh, my God, you're gonna drink this! If I found out about this booze, I wouldn't be able to drink any more!
The ever quiet Hug talks out loud as soon as possible. Aren't you a little luminescent, Mr. Hugg, on top of your heavy gesture?
"Ugh, that was delicious, wasn't it?
"Yikes! I can't stand such clichés! Make it aromatic and mellow! It's not just the smell of wood, it's also somewhere fruity, and I wonder if my nostrils have been filled with scent, a gentle aftertaste without the afterglow that disappears smoothly when booze passes through my throat! Which is so awesome in the world!
I get pretty confused all at once. Even a ton of cutlets didn't drive a hug this far. Awesome Japanese whiskey.
"Ah."
I recall it unexpectedly then.
"What?
"No, the reason the Hugs will accompany us on this journey after this in the first place was this booze. I thought you were going to do what you promised."
Yes, the reason Hugs came on this journey ahead was for good liquor. Though I completely forgot.
"Lord... what am I missing out on with all this booze? If I don't go with the Lord, I won't be able to drink again! Besides, if I banished you in the first place, I wouldn't be able to sleep worried about what would happen!
"Oh, wow."
He has a bad mouth, but apparently he'll hang out with me for a while. Too strong for Hugs to yarray or something.
"Then will it still be on schedule after tomorrow? I'm glad you liked the liquor better than that...... do you even distribute it to the Dwarves and blacksmiths over there?
"Dunno... dunno... they took care of me. I think I'd like to give him a drink..."
The Hug starts to think with his blasted arms together. I don't care. It's time to stop the whole body from emitting light. I'm scared.
"Well, is this booze expensive?
"Hmm? 29,800 yen for one bottle."
"It's expensive to think of as booze, but it's not as expensive as noble drinking. I'm convinced when I think about flavors and additives... no, it's horribly cheap... Hmm."
Hugs think again.
"Just wait."
Hagg finally stopped the wave emission and went back to his buddy. And I'll be right back.
"Akira, I only buy five bottles because of the budget. They just smelled the bottle and gave out all the money!
I'm worried that the stakes... are calculated by dividing the tonkatsu portion properly... well Hagg won't be the kind of guy who breaks his word. That's why I take out five bottles of single malt and give them to you.
"Hugs, I can't do this all the time, but sometimes I'm extravagant, so don't be too big on me, okay?
"I know... I'm not going to"
Wow. You replied unreliable!
... Do I have to believe it?
The hag that received the bottle disappeared into the store again, so I fried the cutlet from next to next.
I went out into the store with a pile of tonkatsu on a large plate as the first moment...... but that was just the battlefield.
"Aren't you gonna let me in a little too much?!
The first thing I heard was a wild rage.
"You're a fine man! As you can see, we'll keep them all even. Wow!
"Three drops is better!
Another human being complains in bundles about Hug's objections.... it's like three drops...
If you look closely, there can already be a man rolling on the floor with bruises on his face. Well, since I was cooking, I've been hearing a lot of things and I've been largely anticipating...
Forge Guild humans still snatching unopened liquor bottles from each other. It seems hard to deal with all those hugs at the top, too. Yalarai was licking his little one's assigned whiskey at the counter without complaining in particular when he saw it. I noticed that. He said something.
"... delicious... but... elf liquor, over..."
Is that why you looked so difficult?
"Sounds like Elves are a good brewer, huh? That hug was praising the elves, huh?
"Oh, Elf, I'm good at making booze. I... suck. Elf wine, popular with nobles. Fire wine is also popular"
"Heh."
"Recently, I was able to whisk human liquor. I'm delicious. This is the same, but too deep. Elves also use distillers, but things are probably different."
Yalarai stares at the liquor while drinking kupiri.
"Well, if you liked it, good. Sometimes it's expensive."
The elf turned his gaze to this one with its characteristic ears shaken pictorially.
"Of men and men, promise"
It's good to eat. You liked this guy too. Speaking of which. I hope it doesn't get tangled up again.
"Okay. But don't drink too much."
"... weigh yourself"
Make sure you do.
While I was interacting with Yalarai, the war was starting behind me. I can't even go with that hug or waving an iron hammer, I'm hitting him with my bare hands, but he seems to be stuck with the confronting Dwarves.
"... that idiot, you have a burden"
Hmm? What do you mean?
"Probably divided my share, a lot"
"... oh... I see. You're stupid."
I'm sure he didn't think he'd find out, but he was a bunch of people mean to alcohol around there. They didn't even seem to miss the slightest difference.
"It's the only way... I'm gonna stop it"
"Do you want to help?
"If it's going to be a flesh-bomb battle, please"
Yalarai nods at me. But, well, maybe it'll be okay.
"Hey, Omae and the others, don't get along forever."
I'll put a pile of tonkatsu on the table.
"No?"
"What the hell?!
"I guess I'll get in the way!
Blood-running eyes turn this way simultaneously.
"Well, can I say that? This is the super delicious food that made the Hugs roar..."
Pitali. And everyone stopped moving.
"You don't have enough for a fool to keep fighting, do you?
Further sauce and remove and place next to tonkatsu.
"This is the secret source. It's a magic seasoning that makes this food taste three times better... it's time to eat it up or I'll pull it in."
"Akira! Without black sauce, the delicacy of tonkatsu would be halved! Are you a ghost?
"Then end it around there. Seriously, I'm not gonna make you any more."
I think it would be enough if I thought about it normally, but considering we have a bunch of Hugs' kind here, it won't be enough yet.
"No... Gu... I promise I'll split the last bottle exactly, then we'll all fit in once."
"Whatever... No, let's not, there's a murderous scent from earlier..."
"What the hell kind of food is that?
"It's the dish that the Hug bastards have been bragging about since this time, isn't it?
The crowd drinks gokuri and spit at the same time.
"Oh, yeah, buy me some bread here at the store. It's delicious when you pinch it."
Exactly. I can't serve bread today. The bread seems to only be handled poorly in guilds, and you'll be suspicious if a bread with an unusual flavour comes out.
Muscular men flocking to tonkatsu on the way. I thought the Dwarves were in their favor, and the humans are stuck together unexpectedly. Hi. I hear the blacksmiths are confident in their arms.
When I saw it, Narnia, who had just asked the hug to secure her share, was almost cheeky with her face. The women of this world are very tenacious. Yeah.
That's how the katsu party went by.
I ended up adding two bottles of single malt, and the tongue cutlets fried as much as assholes. Honestly, I'm just making it. It's a heartburn level.
I changed some oil along the way, but when I tried to dump the old oil, I put it in the kettle and took it because the store owner had a use for it. I'm glad I stopped worrying about garbage, but I don't know what I'm going to use it for... Well, let's not worry about it.
As a result, the noisy night went on.
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I'll bring Narnia to the inn with a princess who sleeps happily ever after. A princess who poured and swelled her stomach and drowned her saliva sounds like Narnia.
When he returned to the inn, his father received her and thanked him. I waved one hand and answered.
Hugs and Yalarai pull into their rooms satisfactorily.
I dive into bed in a yawning mix.
Well, tomorrow is the day of rest. Let's take it slow.
I turned the symbol with my finger and kept today's report.
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