Golden Assistant

Whether it is an agent or a star, at least 70% of the things that I am busy doing every day are in a relationship, and 20% are to promote to fans, and the remaining 10% is acting.

Being an agent is very painful. The celebrity poke the basket to help clean up. If you don’t clean up well, you will be mocked by the netizens as a pig teammate. You must always stare at the public relations team, publicity, public opinion, talk about remuneration and contract changes, and watch people. Dishes, contact producers and investors, inquire about competitors' news and gossip, find ways to discredit opponents, and train their artists... Since Xiao Yi followed Lu Zhou, he has understood this deeply.

Of course, the company arranged for him to be Lu Zhou's life assistant, not to say that he should be his life assistant. The assistant's job is to be a broker for the second transfer, and the broker for the third transfer. There are also various hidden such as producers. Career branch. To become a mixed agent in the circle, the agent often brings the artist. When the artist becomes a star, he occasionally uses the resources of the artist to bring an assistant. After the assistant is mixed in the circle, he is promoted to an agent. Xiao Yi is generally very optimistic about his future.

*Siru Xiao Yi, after working for a few days, occasionally she may have some unrealistic fantasies, such as becoming a film and television agent, having a few new artists who will follow their own hardships and complains when they debut, and wait for them to become red. Able to call for wind and rain, take 80% of the pay, and only cover the sky, omnipotent, drive a famous car, live in a luxury house... In a word, big names must shake, the company's handsome guys are beautiful, the boss Xiao is sitting on billions The career prospects of the assets are obviously very good, but whether to choose Zhang Ziyi or Zhang Manyu is obvious. Obviously, it is still his turn to worry.

Before he succeeds, he must first ensure his own survival. Xiao Yi still admires Du Mei. He can feel Lu Zhou's character and induces him every time to walk in the direction he needs.

"I'm going to Hengdian next week." Du Mei looked at the information in his hand and said casually, "Today and have a meal with pleasure, her agent also called me in the morning."

"Don't go." Lu Zhou said.

"What? Is it awkward again?" Du Mei said.

"I don't want to go." Lu Zhou leaned on the swivel chair, playing psv, Du Mei put down the information, and had a helpless look: "How good you come early, just arrange for you two to have lunch, sleep so late, can only row until night Now."

During the talk, Du Mei looked at Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi was sitting on the sofa, looking at Du Mei with an inquiring look. Du Mei said: "Xiao Yi, you can help me go down and buy a set meal, and buy something you want to eat. "

"Don't be spicy." Lu Zhou raised his head from his game machine and said to Xiao Yi, "Duck gizzards are cut thin and poured with bittern."

Xiao Yi hummed, got up and left. After closing the door, Du Mei came over and took away Lu Zhou's game machine. Lu Zhou looked impatient and had to sit.

"How is Xiao Yi?" Du Mei said.

"It's okay." Lu Zhou said, "Anyway, it's better than the previous assistant."

"You are kind to people." Du Mei said, "I plan to train him to help."

"He?!" Lu Zhou simply heard Tianda's joke and said, "Never tie a tie. Like a student who has just graduated in his twenties, he can't say anything clearly. Can he be an agent?"

"No matter what." Du Mei said, "It's good to be a friend, the guy is very down-to-earth."

Lu Zhou shouted perfunctoryly, and Du Mei smiled and said to Lu Zhou: "I think you like Xiao Yi quite a lot, after all, this is the only assistant who was asked to change without the next day."

"Am I so difficult to get along with? Less talk, more work, and of course no substitutions." Lu Zhou said.

Du Mei said: "Treasure a little, now it's too hard to find a serious and impetuous boy."

"Got it." Lu Zhou reached out to get the psv, but Du Mei said: "You know how much the package price of this TV series is. Do not play big names. Although you are already big names, but be humble in front of Li Dao, he will Love you more."

"OK OK."

"You are kind to the newcomers, they will only be flattered and respect you from the bottom of their hearts. After a while, I will go to the crew to see you."

"To be honest." Lu Zhou said, "I really don't want to take this drama, it's all about you and Li Dao's face..."

Du Mei said: "The price of 450,000 episodes is not what I said. Now many people can't receive it. This year's collective shrinkage is too great. Lixing Company has asked you to bring their newcomers, which has already set a high price. . You act hard, don’t look down on people after entering the group, so I’m hard to do."

"I know, I know." Lu Zhou said impatiently. "Don't take this kind of drama for me next time."

Du Mei glanced at Lu Zhou and took out a stack of documents from the drawer.

"Most of the diversity and scripts are here." Du Mei said. "You have time to take a look."

Lu Zhou took the psv but didn't receive the script. Well, he continued to concentrate on playing the game.

Du Mei: "During the propaganda stage during and after the shooting, I am going to give you a gossip hype, and Ning Yaqing."

Lu Zhou: "Oh."

Du Mei: "So today is still a meal with Xin Ran, she and her agent miss you."

Lu Zhou shivered, and Du Mei said: "I recently talked to Qinghe Culture about a movie, the Hollywood special effects team, and a 170 million investment. If you can sign it, you will also be asked to bring a newcomer."

Lu Zhou: "How much?"

Xiao Yi knocked on the door, and Du Mei said, "Come in."

After Xiao Yi came in, Du Mei said: "Four million."

Xiao Yi: "..."

"That's just that?!" Lu Zhou couldn't help it.

Xiao Yi: "..............."

Du Mei: "You haven't played a movie in a few years, and the shooting cycle is not long, less than a month, twenty days."

Lu Zhou: "The male one is paid 4 million?"

Du Mei: "Male match."

Lu Zhou threw the game console at once, and shouted: "Let me play the male role?!"

Xiao Yi cast a sympathetic glance at Du Mei, but Du Mei said calmly: "Don't you know that the male lead is used for the plot, is the male match for love?"

Lu Zhou took a deep breath, as if he wanted to get angry, but couldn’t find a catharsis point, but Du Mei said: “Let’s eat first, this has not been settled yet. The director of Qinghe’s production is blowing up, and I have to wait for the script Ask for a price increase in the future."

On the afternoon of the same day, Lu Zhou chopped off the food with two or three people, and the whole person was very popular. Du Mei gave Lu Zhou some flowers-all the previous works of the team of the TV series he was about to star. Xiao Yi looked at it admiringly for a long time, and Du Mei said again: "On Monday, Lin Yao will go with you. Don't worry about other things...Xiao Yi?"

"Ah, here!" Xiao Yi immediately got up.

"He doesn't have to go anymore." Lu Zhou turned black and turned upside down like a script, without looking up: "Let Lin Yaoduo send me a few assistants to accompany me."

Xiao Yi felt the maliciousness of being rejected from head to toe, Du Mei said: "Go and learn something. Take care of Lu Zhou, if you don't understand anything, please call me at any time, Xiao Yi, you remember to remind Lu Zhou looked at the script more this week."

"Okay." Xiao Yi nodded.

In the afternoon of the same day, Du Mei told some things, mostly to treat people with things, Lu Zhou did not say a word, and took Xiao Yi away.

Today, Xiao Yi drove Lu Zhou's car, and Du Mei was right. Lu Zhou did not want to see Zhang Xinran, suggesting that Xiao Yi, no matter what Lu Zhou said, must go to the appointment today.

At half past five in the evening, the car was jammed like a snail crawling, and the sky outside was yellowish gray. Xiao Yi knew that Lu Zhou must have been stepped on the tail, and he was not in a good mood. This embarrassing contradiction, thinking about it, finally said: "Do you want to brush Taobao to the crew?"

"There is no signal to go outside Jingshan District, brush a hairy Taobao!" Lu Zhou shouted at him.

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi thought this was not to make you happy! Are you not Taobao Emperor! Nima! It’s not for autographing. ! !

"You can brush it without going out." Xiao Yi said, "Or bring something for entertainment? How about reading books?"

Lu Zhou said impatiently: "If you don't go out, the director wants to talk about the drama, you can't go anywhere! You can't do anything! Phones are not allowed to brush! I'm in jail, you have to stand beside, go to you Got it! Don’t cry back!”

It’s not military training, isn’t it so scary? Xiao Yi thought, couldn’t help but was a little flattered, and he wasn’t allowed to follow him into the group. Is that why he wanted to relax himself? Lu Zhou seems to be kind to himself.

"Go." After getting off the bus, Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi inexplicably.

"You... Brother Zhou, are you having dinner with Sister Xin Ran?" Xiao Yi stood by the car and said, "Do I need to follow me?"

Lu Zhou didn't say anything, and left impatiently. Xiao Yi kept up and entered the restaurant. Lu Zhou took a deep breath and made a phone call. The environment here is very elegant. The second floor sits behind a partitioned table A man and a woman.

"Happy." Lu Zhou smiled.

Xiao Yi: "..."

"I'm sorry to be late." Lu Zhou said.

Zhang Xinran lazily sat on his seat and swiped his mobile phone. There was a fat man beside him, and the fat man clapped his hands, innocently cute: "Oh, finally wait for you, this is..."

"My assistant." Lu Zhou said.

"My name is Xiao Yi." Xiao Yi introduced himself immediately.

"Come and come, let's get to know each other." The fat man said softly, "Seriously, you talk slowly, ok?"

"Huh." Zhang Xinran didn't look at Lu Zhou, rolled his eyes.

"Why did you come here?" Zhang Xinran said.

Lu Zhou smiled and said, "Traffic jam."

Zhang Xinran's face was obviously not very good, Lu Zhou whispered: "Have you ordered anything? What do you want to eat?"

"Randomly," Zhang Xinran said, "I just finished shooting the ad today, and I'm exhausted. I want to go back to take a shower and sleep soon. Just eat something."

"How?" Lu Zhou turned to the menu and smiled at Zhang Xinran, "Who was bullied?"

"No—" Zhang Xinran said boringly, "order quickly."

Xiao Yi and Zhang Xinran’s agent sat at another table. The agent was well-ordered, and his whole body shook with a smile.

"Our family is happy..."

"It's so beautiful." Xiao Yi said with awe, "It's exactly the same as in the movie!"

Completely said: "Oh, it's not at its peak now, let me tell you, if she has a good rest, the skin on her face is really blown and can't be seen without makeup at all! Goddamn...Ouch, the itinerary is really too full, stay up late every day... How about your boat? How about it?"

"He... we will go to Hengdian next week." Xiao Yi has reminded Du Mei more than once that he should not be too surprised when he sees Zhang Xinran's agent. The wording and the information disclosed must be grasped. Cents. There is always nothing wrong with the artists who rave about each other’s beautiful artists, Teacher Qi is amazing, etc.

The full-blown orchid refers to a small spoon stirring with a milk tea cup, and elegantly raises Erlang’s legs, and then says, "I know that drama, Tie Ma Binghe is in a dream, saying that the Liao Taizu's is in the costume drama, of course, tall and tall~ Our family Xin Ran originally wanted to pick it up, but when I picked it up temporarily, I had to push it."

"Yeah." Xiao Yi said, "Mr. Du also said that it's better to act in a movie. This year's box office will be bursting."

"Hey." Complete said again, "Sometimes it is difficult to say, like who was last, who is who, who is who, who is not, just throw it away, it's impossible to sell hype, but fortunately our family can carry the box office... …"

Xiao Yi’s hundreds of millions of alpaca ran wildly on the prairie for thousands of miles, saying in a complete and cordial way: "Classmate Xiao Xiao is very handsome. Are you interested in developing towards the entertainment industry?"

Xiao Yi was shocked immediately. Was this a play? It should be said to play, Xiao Yi smiled immediately: "My male **** is Zhou Zhou, and it has been very satisfying to be able to follow him. And I have only one face, and temperament can do nothing."

Xiao Yi did think so in the bottom of my heart. If it looks like Zhang Xinran is very beautiful, her beauty and folk beauty are completely different, just like Lu Zhou does nothing, just sits there, he The kind of aura and taste that is handsome will make people feel like a star.

Xiao Yi probably knew a little bit about the operation of entertainment company packaging singers when doing music creation in the past. This temperament should not be formed innately, through acquired physical training, and the effect of being sought after.

"The acting temperament is all that can be packaged for the training of the day after tomorrow." Shake said with complete shaking his head, "You have good voice conditions, and you can also be a singer. Have you watched the recently popular program?"

"Do you?" Xiao Yi asked, moving.

"Yeah." Said Completely. "It depends on who cries miserably and gives money to it. Of course, if you don't have your own conditions, you can't pass it."

Speaking of completeness, Xiao Yi threw a wink at Xiao Yi. There was a chilling feeling behind Xiao Yi.

On the table next to the table, Lu Zhou shook his body, and was so tender that Xiao Yi didn't know him at all. He was amiable, like a spring breeze. He wore a suit, his hair was short and spirited, his eyes were firm, his hands were big and his fingers were beautiful, he held When drinking from a cup, wearing a watch on a clean wrist, just like in an idol drama, it is heartbreaking.

Lu Zhou's words were obviously much more than usual. Gentle and polite, Zhang Xinran just ate a little and leaned back on the seat lazily, looking at the phone irrationally.

"Tianya is here again." Zhang Xinran said, "Your powder is really cruel, stepping on other people's ranks all day long."

"I can't help it, one powder top and ten black, hey." Lu Zhou said regretfully, "I often have headaches for them, I didn't say you."

"I can only bear it when I say it." Zhang Xinran said indifferently, "Why dare concubines and their male gods grab the limelight?"

Lu Zhou: "..."

After a few moments of silence, Lu Zhou said again: "Happy, will you come to visit when I go to Hengdian?"

Zhang Xinran did not smile, but did not look at Lu Zhou. He said, "No way, just look at the situation."

Lu Zhou was obviously impatient, and he endured it all in one breath. Look at the watch and try to squeeze out a smile, saying: "It's not too late, shall I take you home?"

Zhang Xinran seemed to have finally completed his task. He took a breath and got up. Lu Zhou took the coat and served Zhang Xinran. Zhang Xinran was wrapped in fur. When he entered the garage, he answered the phone and said, "Dear, I have to Let's go first, Huang Dao asked me to talk about something."

"What should I do if you leave!" Zhang Xinran said.

"I'll take you back." Lu Zhou said, "Hey, drive."

Zhang Xinran reluctantly landed on Lu Zhou's car. A scream came from the garage. Xiao Yi was frightened when he suddenly thought of a murder case, but Lu Zhou said: "Quick, go away! Ah! What are you waiting for! You are mentally retarded! (roaring)"

"What the **** are you doing!" Zhang Xinran said, "Who are you looking at!"

"No, no." Lu Zhou unintentionally revealed his true face, immediately converged, resumed the friendly mode, and said to Zhang Xinran, "We are good buddies...this and this..."

"My name is Xiao Yi!" Xiao Yi immediately said.

Lu Zhou: "Aha, that's right. He and President Du have been together for years."

"Yeah, yeah." Xiao Yi explained, "We often quarrel so loudly, right, idiot Zhou Hahaha."

Lu Zhou's face sank, and he instantly transformed into a smiling face, and he laughed.

"Hurry up," Lu Zhou quipped. "It won't be easy for fans to catch up later."

"Lu Zhou Lu Zhou--!"

"Lu Zhou--!"

Screaming chased over, Xiao Yi drove away at speed, the two girls holding a sign, apparently squatting in the garage for a long time, shaking the sign and calling into the car, Xiao Yi turned his head to see them, invisible On the face, I only saw the sign, on which is the cute cartoon image of Lu Zhou.

Xiao Yi suddenly felt very sad.

Zhang Xinran didn't speak along the way. Xiao Yi took her to the house with a GPS map and drove into her garage. Zhang Xinran's home was more luxurious than Lu Zhou's, with a three-story detached building and a swimming pool outside.

"Come in and have a drink." Zhang Xinran said.

The garage was fully enclosed. Xiao Yi thought he could not get out of the car, so he followed Zhang Xinran's house. He stood in the open kitchen and dared not go to the living room. The servant poured him a glass of water, Xiao Yi side After calling to complete, I arrived home, and Lu Zhou's cordial conversation and Zhang Xinran's perfunctory voice came from the living room.

"President Du said that he had communicated well with President Wang." Lu Zhou said, "A little gossip will be arranged at that time, don't you mind, I'll wait for you to visit the class."

Zhang Xinran’s dog started barking at Lu Zhou, grinning, obviously obviously hated him.

"Yo, little collar." Lu Zhou smiled and touched his head, and said, "Have you been well recently?"

When Zhang Xinran went to get the wine, Lu Zhou hugged Zhang Xinran from behind and said, "Baby, do you miss me?"

"Why!" Zhang Xinran said impatiently, "Go away!"

Lu Zhou hugged her and said, "How come you have such a bad temper?!"

Chihuahua jumped from the sofa to the coffee table and barked at Lu Zhou. Even Xiao Yi couldn't stand it anymore. He beckoned at Chihuahua and tried to make it come. However, Chihuahua did not bird Xiao Yi at all.

Zhang Xinran pushed away Lu Zhou and said, "What the **** do you want to do? Hug and hug are over? There is no media here, who are you showing to show! Lu Facai!"

Xiao Yi almost squirted the water out, and Lu Zhou said, "Don't do this. I'm also busy taking the time to accompany you..."

"You'd better not come—" Zhang Xinran said, "I have been in love with you for so long, the old lady will be annoyed by you, why not find your group of harem fans!"

"You are not fair to me like this!" Lu Zhou said, "What do fans say and do, do you want me to pay? They sprayed you on the world and stepped on you, Du always said, she went to the public relations..."

Zhang Xinran said: "Too busy to die, who has the time to control what the fans say! You're talking about what you've done in love! Did you pretend to be pretended when you're in propaganda? What did the media say during interviews? !Who is going to do the housework for you to give birth to a child! Isn't there any money to slander me? Are you a man!"

"You--" Lu Zhou said.

"Wang--!" Chihuahua threw a roar, and Lu Zhou roared: "Little collar! Don't make a noise!"

"I can bear you have a lower limit-ah ah!" Lu Zhou just wanted to warn Zhang Xinran, a burst of screaming broke out in an instant, Zhang Xinran screamed: "You let it go!"

Lu Zhou roared: "It bit me! Damn! I thought I didn't dare to do it!"

"Who do you think you are," Zhang Xinran said, "Premature ejaculation! Impotence! Does your fans know about your impotence! Ha?"

Xiao Yi: ".............................."

Xiao Yi ran over immediately, picked up the Chihuahua, the Chihuahuas were all irritable, Zhang Xinran shouted: "You get out of me!"

"You cheap! Man!" Lu Zhou opened his head, anyway, offended Zhang Xinran, no longer pretended to be, and shouted, "Shit, Lao Tzu... Lao Tzu... cheap | people!" Lao Tzu is with you Together to give you face! Look at your alien face looking for a stick, can't say anything if you've beaten too much meat? ! Little **** aging son! "

Xiao Yi: ".............................."

Lu Zhou was about to throw something, Zhang Xinran said: "You fell! Forty one thousand!"

Lu Zhou put the crystal horse back, took a deep breath, and said, "Have you ever thought about it?"

Zhang Xinran said: "Who wants to go with you! Do you ask if your assistant can bear it?"

"Don't **** find me again!" Lu Zhou roared, "Pull!"

"I haven't wanted to find you for a long time, but you said it yourself." Zhang Xinran said, "It's not about you who is talking to you on President Du's face!"

Lu Zhou walked to the door, stopped, turned around and said fiercely: "Okay, good, Zhang Xinran, don't regret it."

Zhang Xinran: "Go!"

When Xiao Yi drove, he felt that he hadn't encountered anything more powerful than this in his life. Zhang Xinran scolded Lu Zhou's two words, which was even more shocking than the national football team who took the World Cup Feng Xiaogang's Oscar. It even made him forget that non-lift and second shot are two theoretical phenomena that cannot coexist. For example, if a person does not lift, he will not shoot, let alone second shot, and second shot cannot be called non-lift. That's it-unless he sometimes doesn't lift and sometimes shoots...but there are few men who have this situation at the same time...well that doesn't matter.

Lu Zhou's face couldn't be darker anymore. After returning home, Lu Zhou kicked the coffee table fiercely, and the screaming things fell all over the floor.