Golden Assistant

"Don'tcryforargentina--" Xiao Yi's voice came out, and the whole audience was shocked. His voice was thick, and he picked the chorus part of this classic song. Compared with the classic female voice, Xiao Yi's male voice Singing up without difficulty, and singing a completely different meaning from Madonna, his voice was sad, heavy and desolate, both dazzling a skill, but also with a real sense of truth.

When he heard the first sentence, Wang Jing tapped the button, turned around, and applauded loudly.

"Thetruthineverleftyou..." Xiao Yi sang, with a low tremor in his voice, eyes closed, "allthroughwilddays..."

Until he sang: "iloveyouandhopeyouloveme...", the voice gradually lowered, with a sentence: "Yeah..." gradually faded out, applauding the audience, but the music was not over yet, a moment later, connected to another piece of music, There is a seamless connection between the two pieces of music. Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yi's "heya" tune gradually turned lighter, and he joined another song.

The whole court was in an uproar, and then applauded wildly.

"Youknosmilewithoutyou--"

Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows slightly and sang towards the three tutors facing away from him. The second light was on, and the fat girl turned around.

Then Xiao Yi followed the rhythm change, changed the song again, and connected: "sendsomeooloveme----!!!"

"Estarms! keepsafefromharm!" Xiao Yi sang arrogantly, flying brilliantly. At that moment, the lights were spinning, and the entire stage seemed to be his special, the tunes were getting faster and faster.

"Toabetterman--"

Xiao Yi collected Mai beautifully, and finally, Ji Zi also turned around, only the complete set was back to the stage.

The lights were on, the audience applauded madly, and the fans hired by the company were already cheering crazy.

"You are really handsome!" said the fat girl. "I have never seen such a handsome contestant. Do you know you are handsome?"

Xiao Yi smiled and said, "I don't know... handsome is not very useful."

"Why is it useless?" Wang Jing said, "It's handsome to have horse riding, to ride a car, to have a crush on a soldier, and to have a cannonball. How good is it?"

The audience laughed and said, "Oh, Teacher Wang, you hate it too much hahaha..."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi has a black line.

"Introduce yourself." Ji Zi said, "The three mentors gave you the lights. Is this your first time to participate?"

"Five years ago, I participated in the sea election." Xiao Yi said.

"Oh--" The four mentors thought deeply.

"Why didn't you go on afterwards?" Wang Jing said, "You are very talented. You can connect three English songs seamlessly together. It is rare to sing like this."

The fat girl said: "Gu Daji also sang, called skewers."

Xiao Yi laughed: "Yes, skewers, I think, this is... the three stages of love, from the first to the second and then to the third, telling about the three feelings of love."

"Oh-which three feelings?" Wang Jing said.

Xiao Yi replied: "I am indifferent to care and sorrow in the period of good feelings, the consequences of falling in love, and all the effort and desire to respond."

The audience looked at Xiao Yi, and the four mentors didn't know what to say for a while, Wang Jing asked: "Is there someone you like? Did the person you like come today?"

"Ka." The director said, "Mr. Wang Jing, he came alone today."

When the filming was suspended, the director discussed with the four mentors in the past. The makeup artist applied makeup to Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi smiled and said, "Thank you.

Makeup artist: "..."

"Mada," the makeup artist said with a smile.

Xiao Yi finally said this brainwashing sentence that had been suffocating for a long time. He felt as relaxed as the obsessive-compulsive disorder that finally got his wish. Looking back, the director said again: "Go."

Fully smiled and pointed at Xiao Yi, saying, "Do you know why I didn't turn around?"

The tutors all laughed, and Xiao Yi smiled and didn't speak.

"You haven't sung at me here." Said Completely, "But, there are talents, and they are very innovative. I think you should try more ways of composing, composing, and arranging."

"You are right." Xiao Yi smiled, "I think so too."

"I hope to see you perform better next." Ji Zi said, "Come, give this pin to you."

Xiao Yi stepped forward and hugged four mentors. The fat girl smiled and said, "Handsome guy, come on."

Xiao Yi kissed her, wore a pin, compared to the court, and left.

After leaving, everyone took a break. Ji Zi and Wang Jing said with a smile: "I don't know if the next time his track will be a folk skewer, I really want to see what songs can appear."

Wang Jing said: "I heard skewers in the draft for the first time, and the form was pretty good."

Xiao Yi returned to the background, hugged with the host, the camera pushed over, Xiao Yi smiled and said to the camera: "I succeeded!"

Then Xiao Yi went back to the dressing room and said, "Let's go?"

Jing Lu said: "You sing too well."

Xiao Yi said: "In fact, it's very general. Seriously, I'll give you an analysis when you go back. When you see which one sings well, you will know."

Xiao Yi returned to the company, took off the pin, threw it on the table, slept for a while, ordered a takeaway for dinner, and then sat down to eat the takeaway and began to choose the semi-final track with Jing Lu.

After the semifinals, Xiao Yi had nothing to do. In the semifinals, he needed to sing a love song with Jing Lu on the same stage according to the result of the draw. Finally, according to the arrangement, Xiao Yi was anxiously waiting for the mentors to brush him down.

"What song do we choose to sing?" Xiao Yi asked.

"I have no opinion." Jing Lu said, "Teacher Xiao, you decide."

"Don't call me Mr. Xiao." Xiao Yi smiled and said, "The company invited us a vocal teacher, we will train together, and now I am your partner."

Jing Lu has now worshipped Xiao Yi in five ways. Xiao Yi glanced at him, and accidentally felt that Jing Lu felt a little strange.

Is he gay? It may be a bit, Xiao Yi feels that Jing Lu is a little introverted and does not talk much on the court. This is not very good. Xiao Yi kept encouraging him to make him more confident. However, he suddenly found out that Jinglu and his tone of speech were exactly what he felt about Lu Zhou.

"I'll talk about it in a few days." Xiao Yi said, "So in the past few days, will you take a vacation first? Is there a lack of money? If there is a shortage of money, I will ask President Du for a fight."

Jing Lu was a bit short of money, but she didn’t know how to speak. The vocal teacher came and gave them a systematic training again. Xiao Yi felt that Jing Lu might be a little poor and not full, so he asked Du Mei to approve the note. First, Jingli was paid a salary as living expenses. Du Mei said: "You recorded very well today. You should pay attention to the next one."

Xiao Yi nodded, knowing that Du Mei was reminding him not to sing high and give Jing Lu to the pk, but Xiao Yi knew that actually he wouldn’t. Although he sang very well, in fact his singing skills were not good, his voice The innate character of Xie is not good, but the sound condition of Jinglu is good, quite satisfactory, and it is actually difficult to sing smoothly. He didn't practice it very hard, but he urged the King to avoid falling in the vocal lessons every day.

Xiao Yi came home, relaxed, went to take a shower, and after washing out, two good friends, oo and xx, sat on the sofa and watched TV side by side. Xiao Yi thought it was enough. Why did Du Mei sign these two newcomers and come back? Is it okay to let them sit in the rental house and watch TV?

"Teacher Xiao." oo greeted.

Xiao Yi said voluntarily: "It played well today, and I invite you to dinner tomorrow."

Xiao Yi went into the room after talking. There was TV sound outside. Xiao Yi lay on the bed and swiped his mobile phone. He sent a Weibo to the fans to report that he participated in the game today and everything went well. Let’s watch TV next week!

Just sent Weibo, and the lfqlz009 sent a message again.

lz: What's the matter, Brother Xiao Yi, how is the game?

Shaking m Rabbitsky: You can watch it next week! Hope you like it!

Xiao Yi simply wanted to blacken this person, and finally forgot about Me Da Da, and the result came again, so the whole person was turned over and over, and his mind was full of echoes. Xiao Yi got up almost manicly, sat on the bed, flipped over this guy, and saw him leave a message on his Weibo.

Others say they are looking forward to Xiao Yi's performance. This person said not to expect too much. Xiao Yi actually sings badly. Anyway, you shouldn't expect too much.

Others said that Xiao Yi sang very well, lfqlz009 said humbly below and where, I Yi actually broke the gong ——

Nima is sick! Xiao Yi wanted to pull black directly, and saw that someone was saying that Xiao Yi was talented, and lfqlz009 said that he was not talented. You have never seen a real talent, and his lyrics are simply dog ​​P.

Xiao Yi began to understand why Lu Zhou had to register 20 trumpets to curse people. It was really annoying. What the **** is this, snake disease? Is this thing black or pink! Others praised me for being humble in there! none of your business!

Xiao Yi kept on doing nothing, and began to peel his skin.

Xiao Yi first clicked into the trumpet, flipped through his Weibo, and after half a day, he found no clues, and analyzed it word by word. This person added a bunch of marketing numbers, which seemed to be a trumpet, and there was no avatar. What are you doing? !

Moreover, when he added this person's attention, there was no impression at all. Xiao Yi turned over and saw that it was recently added.

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi began to feel a bit ominous, and clicked into that person's Weibo. This guy forgot to hide his registered mailbox, so Xiao Yi copied the mailbox and got it on Baidu to search it.

Xiao Yi thought that I seemed to be a pervert, why should I be a fan of flesh and blood, this is wrong, but just a little bit of flesh, anyway, my moral emperor never does anything to others...

Nothing was found.

Xiao Yi deleted the last few digits of the registered mailbox and searched again. This time a lot of things were found, and there were some Weibo in it. Xiao Yi searched again on Weibo, thinking it was too abnormal, or forget it...Nima! Do you tease me? !

Xiao Yi was all Spartan.

In a similar search, there was a trumpet in it, clearly and plainly underneath a black of Lu Zhou: "You are wrong, I haven't had a facelift..."

its not right! Isn't this me? ! Xiao Yi searched for a long time, and found himself, and the whole person was messy in the wind. With his limited IQ, he could not detect the mystery inside. After five minutes, he finally figured it out.

This is Lu Zhou's trumpet! That lfqlz009... is there anything else 008007?

Xiao Yi went to search again and found that all but 008 had none.

Does Lu Zhou still have these vests? ! ! Ahhhhh! Xiao Yi is crazy.

Xiao Yi looked at the lfqlz009 and was about to kneel, thinking what abbreviation is this? Was Lu Fa Cai Lu Zhou? But shouldn't Lu Facai be lfc? What the **** is lfq! Did you misspell Pinyin when you registered? !

Xiao Yi tried to poke that lfqlz009.

Shaking m Tusky: What?

lz009: What?

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi's whole person is not good, the expression that Lu Zhou made immediately appeared in his mind, he could no longer think about why Lu Zhou used this trumpet to pretend to be cute and monitor himself, and he was about to laugh in bed To cramps.

"Ahahahahaha." Xiao Yi laughed and hugged Lu Zhou's doll, "Mama Da Ma Da Da, you are so cute, Brother Zhou!"

Xiao Yi would like to ask him, where are you, how can you be patient and just dump me, but if you know Lu Zhou's true face, Lu Zhou will definitely not kill him, so this is a must Take good care, and don't scare people away.

Shaking m Tusky: Are you male or female?

lz009: Male click.

Xiao Yi: Hahahahaha what the **** is going on, you Xiaoyi brother and I are all bad.

Shaking m Tusky: Are you cute and made?

lz009: Made. 【Love】

Xiao Yi: Hahahaha I have to do it, save...

Shaking m Tusky: Where do you live?

lz009: I'm going to bed, Brother Xiao Yi, go to bed early, pay attention to your body. 【mighty】

Xiao Yi was about to cry, wouldn't he stop playing? do not! After a while, I love you, what...

Shaking m Tusky: Can you chat with me for a while?

Lu Zhou, who was mutated by the wrong culture medium, did not speak. Xiao Yi thought about it, it was about one o'clock, and everyone went to bed.

Xiao Yi was full of Lu Zhou in his mind all night. He wanted to poke that Lu fortune the next day, but he was afraid that it was too obvious to be noticed by Lu Zhou, so he had to bear to ignore him.

It was broadcast on Friday night.

Xiao Yi is drinking beer and eating Zhou Heiya mailed by his mother, and watching TV with ooxx.

"The strongest* silk heart is the best mood! This program is specially broadcasted by the giant black shampoo. After washing, the giant black will make your hair like black gray fertilizer. The gray will evaporate. Volatile black ash fertilizer and fly ash..."

Xiao Yi spewed out the beer in an instant.

"There are four mentors, please!" the host shouted after reading the tongue twister.

The four mentors turned around.

Xiao Yi received a call from Jing Lu and smiled and said, "Well, I'm watching it, not bad."

When Jinglu stood on the stage, she seemed to have changed herself, and ooxx looked at him with jealousy. The sound of os in her heart was so loud that even Xiao Yi heard.

Why should he be held up!

Xiao Yi smiled and watched Jing Lu singing on TV. Xiao Yi chose Xu Ruyun for him. Jing Lu sang a flickering voice, sometimes low and sometimes misty, and went on stage as if the entire stage belonged to him. This feeling, every successful artist will have-just like Lu Zhou's shooting, the studio has become his world, as soon as the scene has been tidy up, the stage has also become his site.

My game, my turf, my rules.

Jing Lu didn't show off his skills. Perhaps this song was a show off from beginning to end. He sang very well. Xiao Yi could only think that he should be promoted, and he should give way.

When Xiao Yi played, Xiao Yi almost choked to death.

Why is it so thunderous! The first time Xiao Yi saw himself on TV, he was literally thrown out of the solar system by Lei. His expressions and movements were all wrong. He was intoxicated by himself. Thunder died!

Xiao Yi couldn't wait to throw the TV downstairs, but the program has been broadcast, and my image...can't be saved anymore.

"Teacher Xiao Yi, you sing so well!" ooxx said unanimously.

xx said: "It's very photogenic. It looks much better than the real person in front of the camera!"

oo: "So handsome! Teacher Xiao Yi, look, you are red!"

oo brushed Weibo, today's show is not over yet, and Xiao Yi's news is already frantically swiping. Xiao Yi burst into tears and said, "Let me be quiet..."

Xiao Yi finally knew why Lu Zhou didn’t like to watch his own acting, it must also be because he felt too thunderous, he looked at himself, how to see how thundered, Xiao Yi entered the room in tears, locked the door, and grabbed Lu The doll of the boat fell on the bed and howled: "How can I be a man in the future!"

That night, one phone after another.

"You are red," Duma said. "When did you participate in the draft? Why didn't you tell me?"

Xiao Yi: "Did you read it too? I'm not alive."

"Good performance!" said Duma. "It's so good!"

Xiao Yi: "Don't comfort me."

Duma said: "I will come to support you next time I wait!"

Xiao Yi: "What else do you want! There is no next time!"

The co-ordinator of the first crew that entered before also called.

"You are red--!" The co-ordinator said, "The show is not over yet! Someone has already opened a post dedicated to you!"

Xiao Yi wanted to cry without tears: "Oh."

"The ticket must be given next time!" Sister An said.

Throughout the night, countless film crews that Xiao Yi had followed, including Ning Yaqing and Qi Ai, called him all the way. There was a lot of news in the WeChat circle. Weibo fans instantly increased to 500,000.

Xiao Yi was almost scared to pee, he called Du Mei, Du Mei said: "No problem, don't worry."

Ok.

Xiao Yi was very happy to see so many fans like himself, and swiped the phone until midnight.

lz009: Brother Xiao Yi, you are doing well today.

Shaking m Rabbitsky: Thank you! are not you asleep yet?

lz009: I won't tell you anymore, my mom told me to do my homework. Come on, come on!

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi almost dropped the phone and thought you would write a ghost job! What kind of elementary school students do you pretend to be!

The next day, Xiao Yi's news almost went crazy, and the fans soared to more than one million in an instant. Some people cut off the picture of Xiao Yi's singing, saying that he had no dead ends in 360 degrees. It was a great beauty.

Xiao Yi's old tears flowed, thinking that it was like that. When he was turned into a Buddha, he couldn't help but open the big pictures to see. Others also matched him with the fighting Kwong Yan. , Eyebrows, Xiao Yi's world completely collapsed.

Then, people started to gossip on the horizon. Xiao Yi, who became popular yesterday night in the draft, was Xiao Yi who was once robbed by Lu Zhou and Li Changzheng and was robbed by Lu Zhou.

So countless old days, a swarm of bees were turned out, including the period when Lu Zhou chased Xiao Yi for thousands of miles, and finally some fans said that they had a girlfriend! Then I sang Xiao Yi's song to my girlfriend, the old-fashioned tunes recorded before, and all kinds of messy black history turned out.

Then there was a scuffle, and it was said that Xiao Yi was cheating on marriage and feelings. Xiao Yi thought about Nima. Although I was **** now, I wasn’t **** before. Not married! This liar is too professional!

Then it was Lu Zhou's fans united with Xiao Yi's own fans and began to pinch Xiao Yi's black.

Xiao Yi's blackness stopped, and he began to blacken his nostrils, face crooked, irregular teeth, triangular eyes, and ears. Xiao Yi suspected that the person they described was a monster in the Lord of the Rings, and then began to black his fans. In Baidu Encyclopedia, Xiao Yi's height is mixed with water. It looks like he is one meter six or five at most.

Xiao Yi thought this meter six five did not know where it came from, you bear black, what is "visual inspection" "up to" "one meter six five", also visually increased, your eyes are all Is it a vernier caliper? !

Some people started to pronounce Xiao Yi in English incorrectly, and also pulled out the notall of the leader, so the leader powder and Xiao Yihei, Xiao Yifan, Lu Zhoufan, Li Changzheng fan fought together, during which the leader and Siniang, etc. People lay guns countless times. Finally, when Zhang Xinran, Ning Yaqing and Wu Henggu were drawn in together, Xiao Yi finally looked down.

Xiao Yi looked dizzy and dying, thinking that this was really not for people to play. The next day it felt like he was run over by countless elephants. He had to turn off Weibo and stop watching it Too.

"Do you want an assistant for you?" Du Mei did not expect Xiao Yi to be so popular after recording the show.

"Don't." Xiao Yi said, "I don't play anymore...I'll leave after the next song."

Du Mei said: "We didn't expect you to burst suddenly."

Does Xiao Yi think I am a balloon? What a sudden burst!

Lin Yao is still watching the evaluation on the Internet, saying: "The accumulation of long-term topics caused the outbreak yesterday, and all the topics about you have been suppressed by us. Xiao Yi, don't you consider developing in the company?"

"No." Xiao Yi shook his head.

"It's a pity." Lin Yao said.

Du Mei said: "To terminate the contract, unload your leg."

Xiao Yi's face instantly turned blue.

Du Mei said with a smile: "Just kidding, I prefer you to stay in the company and help them tailor-made music."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi thought for a while and said, "If there is a chance in the future, I will, that... President Du, aren't you angry?"

"It's not as serious as you think." Du Mei said, "The entertainment industry is not a triad. Where are there so many killings...Willing, just staying, leaving if you don't want to stay, I will let Lu Zhou go What are you doing?"

Xiao Yi felt very sorry for Du Mei. Although the company did not say that he spent a lot of resources to support him, at least during this time in the company, Du Mei has been polite to him, perhaps in Duma's face, Perhaps it is indeed like Xiao Yi.

"Go back and prepare well." Lin Yao said, "how do you and Jinglu's pk hand over smoothly, it doesn't seem too deliberate, we have to discuss it."

"No problem." Xiao Yi said, "I must listen to the command and will never mess up on the spot."

A week later, Xiao Yi first went to the program group and recorded a video. This video was used after he was eliminated. Xiao Yi recorded the video seriously and returned to the company to discuss with Jingli.

Wu Henggu happened to come in to find someone, saw Xiao Yi, said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Yi!"

"Hey! Hello, how are you!" Xiao Yi said with a smile.

Wu Henggu said: "You sing so well!"

Xiao Yi smiled and said, "Singing indiscriminately." I thought your amnesia was cured? After I'm eliminated, let's have fun together.

Wu Henggu said a few words and left.

Jing Lu asked: "Mr. Xiao, what are you going to do if you are eliminated?"

"Write a song to you." Xiao Yi said with a smile.

Jing Lu said: "Can you be my agent?"

Xiao Yi said: "I can't do it. The company will send you better agents. You listen to me. As long as you sing seriously, the company will not treat you badly. President Du and President Lin are really good. "

Jing Lu didn't speak, turning over the sheet of music in his hand, Xiao Yi was silent for a moment, and said to Jing Lu with a smile: "Do you know? Lu Zhou told me that the entertainment circle is just a river, a sword, a sword and a sword, happy enmity, and the organization is done, Hold high and step down, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi."

Jing Lu yelled and looked at Xiao Yi.

"But there are also many people who are righteous." Xiao Yi said, "Not everyone is stepping on people and not everyone is staring at the money, so don't worry, just do yourself. There are always some people who are willing to If you are a friend, there are always some people who will be willing to pull you without paying. If you don’t wait for this person, then be yourself and don’t get lost.”

Jing Lu nodded, Xiao Yi said: "Let's practice this song, and strive to sing the Divine Comedy with a different feeling."

During the semifinals in June, Xiao Yi poked that one every day, and the result was no more than a few days later. Xiao Yi was a little disappointed, but finishing the current thing is the most important.

The weather in Beijing is getting hot, and Xiao Yi is lying on the balcony of the rental house. The weather has been very good these days. He quietly looked at the night sky.

The constellation seemed to have become Lu Zhou's figure. In the vast night, he said to him:

"muah."

Xiao Yi: "..."