Golden Fishery

Vol 2 Chapter 1276: . Damn Twitter (6/7)

   "Come here, Shirley, I will definitely not kill you!" Qin Shiou said with a gloomy face in the morning.

Shirley looked at him with a violin on his back, and the golden ponytail on the back of her head flicked and flicked: "Why are you angry at me? I didn't lie last night, did I have two children? I didn't. Say they are two living people who can breathe and talk."

  Qin Shiou angrily said: "You still learn to sophistry? It's bad behavior to scare people, don't you understand?"

  Shirley stared at her big watery eyes, and said in surprise: "Aren't you bold? You can find flaws in ghost stories. Then, I will say that the two kids in the upper reaches of the refrigerator have stickers. Why do you scare you?"

  Vini, who was about to change diapers to Melon, asked in confusion: "What are you talking about? What's the matter?"

  Qin Shiou motioned Shirley to stop talking. He went to the kitchen and turned around, then came out and asked: "Hi, my dear, why are there two boys in our kitchen? Did you forget who came to get the ice cubes last night?"

  Vini smiled and said, "No, impossible, how come there are little boys in the kitchen? If there are strange children, they will call tigers and leopards, aren't they little guys?"

  Huzi and Leopard squatted beside her wagging their tails, staring curiously at Melon’s diapers, sticking out their tongues and licking their lips.

  Qin Shiou snatched the diaper in Winnie's hand and said, "Really, my dear, there are two little boys inside! I won't lie to you, I swear, if I lie to you..."

  Vini looked at him with a pure gaze like a clear spring, her gaze was clear, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and her expression was simply beautiful.

  The official Qin originally wanted to swear that you can lie to you this year, you can not marry me this year, but he stared at Vinnie's clear eyes. He really can't make such a joke. This is the woman he fell in love with at first sight. He has been waiting for this wedding for a long time.

   "What will happen if you lie to me?" Winnie asked with a smile.

  Qin Shiou held Winnie’s pretty face and murmured: "Not very good. Honey, I won't lie to you, really."

  After hearing his words, Winnie smiled sweetly. Said: "I believe you, Qin. No matter what you say, I believe. I believe there are two children in the kitchen. They are Haier's cartoon kids, don't they?"

  Qin Shiou's eyes widened fiercely: "Can you see through my thoughts?"

  Weini smiled softly, took out her mobile phone and turned on Twitter to show him what Shirley had posted last night. The picture was a scene of Qin Shiou lying on the kitchen door and peering into her head. The story tells the whole story.

  A lot of people are leaving messages. The first one is Winnie: My husband stayed at the kitchen door with a girl in the middle of the night. Who can tell me what's going on?

  Bull's reply: Haha, the captain seems to have been scared to pee. He is a timid guy, yes, I just know this.

  Wait when he finishes reading, Winnie gets her phone back. She was about to tease something, she frowned when she saw a message, and said: "There is something urgent in town. I have takeaway for breakfast, so I don't have to wait for me."

As she said, she put away her phone and put on her coat and went out. When she reached the door, she turned around and said: "If you used our marriage as a narrative when you swore just now, then I would be very sad, but I will still marry you—just In this way, dear. Don’t forget to change your daughter’s diapers."

  Qin Shiou didn’t know what to say. He felt that Vinnie had a mind-reading skill again.

Little Melon lay anxiously on the sofa and kicked her calves. Huzi and Leopard wagging their tails and leaning on her **** to sniff. Qin Shiou rushed over and patted them on the head, and said angrily: "Can a dog really eat shit? "

  Huzi and Leopard pleased their tongues and licked his palms. Stupidly continued to wag his tail.

  Qin Shiou changed her daughter's diapers for the first time. This work is exclusive to Winnie. When Mother Qin came, she gave it to her. He hadn't done it anyway. If it wasn't for Winnie's urgent matter this time, she would still be out of his turn.

   Squatting in front of the sofa and looking at his daughter for a while, Qin Shiou wiped his palms and said, "OK, baby, don't worry, dad will change your pants for you, will it make you comfortable?"

  Shirley leaned aside and asked curiously: "Qin, would you change it? I think it's very troublesome for sister Wei Ni to do it."

  Qin Shiou sneered: "I can even drive a helicopter, so I can't change my diapers? What's the joke?"

  Speaking, he opened the phone and searched for the baby changing diaper tutorial in the browser, and proceeded step by step according to the expert guidance.

  "First of all, I have to open a new diaper--Snow, isn't this nonsense?" Qin Shiou muttered and took the new diaper, and Winnie was already ready.

  Following the guidance, he put the waist sticker under the dirty diaper of the diaper, and then opened the waist sticker of the dirty diaper. Then a hot smell came onwards, and the little diaper pooped!

   "Fuck!" Qin Shiou was not prepared. This smell suddenly appeared, and there was a scene bonus on dirty diapers, just like giving him a heavy blow, almost knocking him down.

  But this is his own daughter after all. Daguan Qin took the odor and approached again. He regretted not preparing a mask, and now he can only endure the nausea.

  Little Melon’s **** was also stained with a lot of poo, Qin Shiou lifted her two ankles up with one hand, wanting to wipe it.

  As a result, he didn’t count. The strength to hold the little girl’s ankle was a little bit strong, so the little girl had a headache, so she screamed and struggled hard.

  After this struggle, the hot yellow mud on his **** flew up. Qin Shiou didn't dare to let go of his hand for fear of hurting his daughter, so he could only watch a piece of yellow mud fly onto his body in horror.

  Seeing this scene, Shirley, who was taking a video with her mobile phone next to her, couldn't help but started to vomit after pulling the trash can. However, she did her best and the phone camera was still facing Qin Shiou.

  Little Melon struggled for a while and found it fun, but struggled even harder later. Suddenly, Qin Shiou felt something in his throat surging upwards, his stomach was like a volcanic eruption, and he kept tossing!

   "Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, Winnie! Help me!" Qin Shiou wailed while holding his daughter's little feet.

  Shirley shouted: "Qin, shut your mouth, be careful that the melon throws **** into your mouth!"

   "Xue Te!" Qin Shiou was in grief and indignation. While he retched his throat that suppressed the rebellion, he quickly wiped his daughter's **** carefully with a wet wipe.

   Finally wiped it clean, he quickly put the little **** the clean diapers, and he scrambled to **** the trash can in front of Shirley and retched.

  Huzi and Leopard leaned forward to Little Melon with bashful faces, staring at the dirty diapers, Shirley screamed and said, "Qin, Huzi and Leopard are going to eat shit!"

Qin Shiou turned his head and roared: "No! Tiger, leopard, get out of here! I will kiss you every day! Do you dare to mouth, I will rinse your mouth with the 84 disinfectant! "

   Hearing the screams of the two, Mother Qin walked out anxiously and asked, "What's the matter?"

Qin Shiou looked at his mother and then at the girl-girl. He gritted his teeth and rushed over, wiped away the water stains on his daughter's **** with a paper towel, spread the diaper store to her crookedly, and said, "It's okay, mom! Myself. Daughter, I will clean up by myself!" (to be continued~^~)

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