Golden Fishing Village

The prickly pear tastes really good. After Jiang Caoqi and Lu Wuji tasted it, they were full of praise for the taste. They squatted on the ground and peeled the skin and ate it happily.

Ao Muyang warned: "Prickly pear is delicious, but don't eat too much. It has the effect of clearing the intestines and makes you prone to farting later."

"That's better." Lu Wuji ate even more happily.

After all, he took Jiang Caoqi's hand and shouted: "What kind of uncle are you? You don't love me at all!"

"Haha, if I didn't love you, I would have kicked you down the mountain stream and killed you just now, do you understand?"

After all, he said: "If you love me, then don't eat it. No, just eat the wild dates. Eat all the wild dates in your pocket and use the spare time to pack prickly pears for me."

Jiang Caoqi said with a gloomy face: "I love you but you don't love me. What's going on? Are you planning to stab your uncle to death?"

"That's not possible. My mother said you have thick skin, and your face is thicker than the soles of her platform shoes. This thorn cannot be pierced." Hehe said with a smile.

Jiang Caoqi said: "Hey, how does my cousin educate her children? I have to criticize her on the phone tonight."

After all, he said contemptuously: "Go on, go on, you, a dog owner, dare to fight with a tiger?"

Jiang Caoqi smacked his lips and said, "What you said makes sense, alas!"

There was unspeakable sadness in the sigh.

There are also persimmon trees on the mountain. The persimmons are ripe at this time and hang on the branches like little red lanterns.

Ao Muyang picked it and ate it. The persimmon was not as delicious as the prickly pear, but it had no sour taste, only sweetness, which was very attractive to children.

Prickly pears are rich in vitamin C, known as the king of VC, so they are inevitably sour.

After the leader went up the mountain, he was very excited and ran around. He had eaten a lot of gold drops when he was a child, and his body and brain had been modified. He was so handsome that he looked even better than the general.

In fact, he is the general's cub, but there is no affection between the two men. Instead, sometimes they will grin at each other when they get too close.

Ao Muyang could understand that these two dogs were very good, like tigers on the mountain. As the saying goes, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless it is a male tiger and a female tiger.

They were walking on the mountain road, and the two dogs were running in front. They were competing. Sometimes the general ran in front, and sometimes the leader ran in front.

The general wins because he is familiar with Dalong Mountain, and the leader wins because he is young, strong and energetic. For a while, neither of them can overpower the other.

Eventually, they clashed at a narrow spot on the mountain road.

I don’t know who’s child had no qualities and pooped on the mountain road. When the general saw it, he ran over. The leader was also very interested in the poop, and then went around to the other side to smell it.

At this moment, the two sides were too close, and the hair on the back of their necks suddenly exploded. They looked at each other with gloomy eyes, roaring in their throats, and the sharp teeth exposed contained an aura of violence.

A vicious battle was brewing. Lu Wuyi pumped his fists vigorously and shouted: "The brave will win when we meet on the road. Two brave dogs, show your swords!"

Ao Muyang gave him a roll of his eyes and said, "Don't cause trouble for me, general, come back."

Jiang Caoqi also shouted: "Leader, fighting is wrong. Although you are the best at fighting, you can't mess around. And this is not our territory, right? As the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot suppress a local snake..."

"General, enter!" Ao Muyang quickly changed his words. He turned around and said, "Xiao Jiang, this is a war started by you, and you must be responsible!"

The general who had already returned sadly heard his order, his limbs touched the ground as if he were stepping on a spring, and suddenly he flew back, his shadow like the wind, and his leap like a dragon!

The leader saw it turn around and relax. It was simply inexperienced. All the golden shorthairs in the village knew that they had to remain alert throughout the whole process until the opponent was dead or disappeared.

The general turned around, pressed his front paws on its chest and pushed it back, and at the same time opened his mouth to nibble on it.

The leader's reaction was half a beat too slow. As the saying goes, one step is slow and the other is slow. It will be difficult for it to fight back again. The general pushed it to the ground with its powerful paws, opened its mouth and pinched its neck.

The leader was stunned. It was struggling like a shrimp on the ground, unable to break free from the general's mouth and limbs.

With his mouth biting the leader's neck, his forelegs pressed against his chest and shoulders, and his hind legs stuck into his butt and waist, the general locked his opponent in with his skillful ground skills.

This skillful experience has been accumulated over the years while locking bitches. Every move and every move is obtained from actual combat and is very effective.

Leaders are ferocious beasts bred in a greenhouse. If they really want to fight, there is still a big gap between them and gladiators like the general who fight all day long in the village. This gap is all-round. After being knocked down and struggling to no avail, it will start to cry. : "Aowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The wolf ran over to it, stretched its neck towards it, and yelled: "Aow! Aow!"

After barking a few times, it nodded to the leader on the ground. Have you learned it? It has to be called that!

Seeing the general strangling the leader's neck, Jiang Caoqi felt heartbroken. He knew that the general had a good understanding of human nature, so he went over and pushed the general away and shouted: "Let go of my son, this is your son too! How do you become a father?" , how can you treat a child like this!"

Lu Wuyi thought about it for a while and said, "I always feel like there's something wrong with what I said."

After all, he said with a smile: "Uncle, so this is your son's mother? No wonder my aunt and my parents introduced girls to you but you didn't want to meet them. It turns out you already have your heart set on something."

"Get out of here, get out of here." I don't know whether Jiang Caoqi said this to the general or his nephew.

Ao Muyang waved, and the general let go of the leader and returned. After walking a few steps, it turned back and grinned to scare the leader. The leader kept digging into Jiang Caoqi's arms, whining in his throat.

After all, he said contemptuously: "This coward, why did you scare me in the first place?"

'Bu'er...'

As he was talking, a fart sound was heard. Lu Wuyi crossed his legs in embarrassment, and then smiled sarcastically at Ao Muyang: "Brother-in-law, that prickly pear has a great effect on the intestinal tract. It works so quickly."

While talking, he farted again.

It was not polite to fart in public, so Lu Wuji coughed to suppress the fart sound: "Cough cough, cough cough."

His coughing could be heard on the road.

After all his eyes rolled, he turned around and stared at Lu Wuji with a malicious expression and asked, "Uncle, why do your farts smell so bad?"

Lu Wuji glared at him and said, "Who farted? Ahem, who farted? Ahem, don't slander others. Didn't your teacher teach you not to slander others?"

After all, he said: "Oh, then you have bad breath. Every time you cough, I smell the bad smell. Uncle, my mother said that bad breath may be caused by Helicobacter pylori in the stomach. You'd better go to the hospital for a check-up. Helicobacter pylori can cause gastric cancer!”