Golden Fishing Village

Ao Mudong's face turned red and he walked like a tiger.

Ao Muyang looked around, then was disappointed: "Brother Dong, didn't you bring your wife?"

Ao Mudong said: "She was having sex with my parents at home, and then went to my house for a drink. I introduced her to you, and I have to ask you to help me think about it. I have to get married this year."

Ao Fugui sniffed and said, "Ma De, you won't be earlier than me, right? By the way, Brother Dong, you have a wife, take it easy. I see your legs are a little shaky. Can you do it today?"

Ao Mudong glared at him and said, "You should take care of yourself first. Damn it, when will the child go to the ground?"

Speaking of this, Ao Fugui suddenly became excited. He laughed and said: "Oh, we went to the hospital for a check-up. It was a false pregnancy. Haha, it was a false pregnancy. In fact, we were not pregnant. It scared us both to death."

Ao Daguo took a puff of cigarette and said leisurely: "Fugui, listen to my uncle's advice and have children as early as possible, otherwise I will really scare you two to death in the future."

Seeing that Ao Fugui didn't understand, Ao Daguo further pointed out: "When I was young, I met a brother who ran boats. He was very smart and enterprising. We have been running boats for dozens of times. He was the first to buy a boat. At that time, he was working hard to buy a boat and did not have children. But one day he found that his wife was always vomiting, so he thought she was pregnant. Every check-up showed that everything was fine - or else they wouldn't have a child, and to this day, they still don't have a child."

"Hey, what is this?" Ao Fugui said with disdain, "What you said is so shocking, I thought his wife was always vomiting and went for a checkup, and found out that she had throat cancer or stomach cancer or something like that!"

"Bah, you kid, just go squeak now."

Ao Mudong said: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, let's discuss how we can win together."

Ao Muyang smiled and said, "Yes, stop arguing and learn from Brother Dong. I think Brother Dong has become much more stable and mature now that he has a woman."

Ao Mudong smiled with a red face and waved his hands modestly while smiling.

Ao Muyang asked: "Brother Dong, you raised this question, do you have any ideas? How should we cooperate?"

Ao Mudong said: "Longtou, you don't know. You were out for five days, which was a bit long. I came back two days ago, and then I learned about this dragon boat race. I visited various villages in the past two days. I found that everyone has cooperated with me in practicing Qi.”

Ao Muyang was very unhappy about this. This kind of competition was usually notified two or three months in advance. Unexpectedly, this time there was a surprise attack in the town, and all villages were suddenly notified to send out teams to participate in the competition, which caught him off guard.

Ao Mudong said: "So it's not easy for us to win. We have to take the wrong approach and be unexpected!"

Ao Fugui and Ao Daguo looked at each other and said, "What Dongzi said is interesting, continue."

Ao Mudong said: "We definitely won't have a tacit understanding during our temporary training, so if we don't do this, give them diarrhea medicine. How to cooperate? Uncle Da Guo and I will pass cigarettes to attract their attention. Fugui, you are going to give them laxatives. Grab them. Give them time to add to their drinks. Be careful, you have to be quick-sighted. And the leader, your job is to protect us. Once this comes to light, you can save your face and prevent us from being beaten. "

Ao Daguo: (⊙_⊙)?

Ao Fugui: (⊙_⊙)!

Ao Muyang: (⊙_⊙)||

The leadership team of the town government came over, and Lu Zhichao waved to Ao Muyang.

Ao Muyang ignored the three guys around him and walked quickly to Lu Zhichao to chat.

Ao Mudong asked anxiously from behind: "Longtou, how will we cooperate later?"

"Cooperate with a hammer."

"Then how can we win?"

"Kowtow to God and rely on Him for blessing."

After meeting Lu Zhichao, Ao Muyang complained: "Secretary Lu, the news about the competition was sent too late. Why was it sent at short notice?"

Lu Zhichao explained: "It seems that the leadership team of our town came up with this idea. You should have been notified at the same time that we will hold a grand dragon boat race during the Dragon Boat Festival, right? This time it is a practice for the Dragon Boat Festival and save money." Some experience.”

Yang Shuyong came over with a playful smile and said: "Secretary Lu, today is the Lantern Festival. Let me say hello to you first, and then I will ask another question. Don't our town distribute something to the village during the Lantern Festival?"

"Send it."

Yang Shuyong was overjoyed: "What are you posting?"

"Send me a hammer." Ao Muyang smiled gleefully. He was well aware of the stinginess in the town.

Lu Zhichao waved his hand and said: "Don't make trouble, this is serious stuff. Didn't you send out several notices in the past few days?"

The joy on Yang Shuyong's face disappeared.

Taking advantage of the warm weather in the afternoon, the competition started, and for a while it was really loud with firecrackers and gongs and drums. The town organized a fishing lantern team to wander around the lake. It cost no money. They organized employees from various government departments to perform on a voluntary basis. .

The first thing to start is the competition held by tourists. This is just a gimmick. The tourists will row in teams, and then the dragon boats will float in the lake in a mess, some are drilling forward, and some are not. The ground was spinning, and some were swaying and almost turning over.

Fortunately, the town has prepared safety measures to deal with it. There are light motorboats shuttled in the lake. When they see the dragon boat in danger, they go up to guide it.

After the tourist group competition is over, it will be the main competition between the villages.

Ao Mudong was a little nervous. More than half of the people from Longtou Village came and surrounded them, cheering them on and asking them to win first place.

"We didn't cooperate, so it's not easy to win first place." Ao Mudong said with a guilty conscience, "Besides, I'm very hungry. I haven't been this hungry for a long time. I don't have the strength to be so hungry."

"Didn't you have lunch? Why are you still hungry now?" Ao Daguo said in surprise.

Ao Mudong said, "I don't know. The last time I was so hungry was an hour ago."

Ao Muyang punched him in the chest and said, "Okay, stop being naughty. Find a broken dragon boat and get ready for the race."

"Broken dragon boat? Longtou, this broken dragon boat will affect our performance."

"Let it affect us. At least even if we don't get first place, we won't be laughed at. If you row a good boat but can't get first place, people will say 'It's a pity for a good boat'."

The dragon boat was towed back, and people from each village put red flags with their village names on it, and a group of people prepared to board the boat.

Next to Longtou Village is Wangjia Village. Yang Shuyong found an old man and two strong young men. Before getting on the boat, they took off their clothes and showed off their strong muscles.

Ao Mudong wiped his mouth and said, "Damn, these guys from Wangjia Village may look ugly, but they have good muscles."

Ao Fugui was disdainful of this scene: "Fuck, are they here to compete or to have sex? Look at the way they shake their butts when they walk, they are just a group of ducks."