Golden Fishing Village

The market was in the morning, and Mu Ruyi had nothing to do, so she accompanied him to the market. He also asked Mu Nanfeng to come along, because Mu Nanfeng was good at picking things.

After hearing this, Lao Wu, who wanted to go to the market with him, said unhappily: "Yes, he is good at picking things, but why haven't you seen him pick a wife?"

Mu Nanfeng, who was originally smiling proudly, became anxious after hearing this. He said: "It is because I am good at picking things that I have never picked a wife, because I have to pick slowly and pick a good one. At least in order to improve the appearance of my offspring, I have to pick a good-looking one."

The girl named Xiao Min came over and said coldly: "A good-looking girl will never choose you for the appearance of her offspring."

Mu Nanfeng was choked. He glared at Xiao Min and said: "Why did you come here if you don't go to herd pigs?"

Xiao Min glared at him and said: "I asked you to go to the market to bring me some things. The sun is very strong now. Go to the market to buy me a knife to wipe my face and neck..."

"Do I need to go to the market to buy a knife to wipe my neck? There are several kitchen knives in the kitchen. You can just pick one at random." Mu Nanfeng said.

Xiao Min really went to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife. Lao Wu hurriedly said, "No, Min, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to kill this wicked man." Xiao Min raised the knife and ran towards them, scaring Mu Nanfeng so much that he picked up his big backpack and ran down the mountain.

The five of them went down the mountain and had to sit in a full car.

Mu Ruyi wanted to drive his car and said, "You need a high-clearance car to drive on mountain roads. My pickup truck is old and tattered, but it's suitable for mountain roads."

Ao Muyang pointed to the car parked at the foot of the mountain and said, "The car we rented is also suitable."

Mu Ruyi looked at the bright and beautiful Range Rover and stopped talking.

Heilong was driving, and Mu Ruyi was guiding the way in the passenger seat. After he got in the car, he sighed comfortably and said, "This Land Rover is great. If I didn't still owe the bank money, I would have bought one with a loan after getting the money from Boss Ao."

Xian Yujiu said, "This money is not enough for the down payment of this car."

"Then sell some more pigs. As long as the sows and boars are there, they can continue to reproduce." Mu Ruyi said confidently.

He looked back at Mu Nanfeng and said, "In fact, with Xiaofeng here, sows are fine."

Mu Nanfeng said aggrievedly, "Boss, what do you mean by this?"

"It means to urge you to find a wife quickly." Xian Yujiu smiled, "He is forcing you to get married."

Mu Nanfeng shook his head and said, "I firmly refuse any means of forcing marriage, because I have seen everything with my own eyes. None of those who are married are happy! They want to drag me down!"

"Why is your boss unhappy?" Ao Muyang asked casually.

Mu Nanfeng laughed and said, "Our boss is beaten by the boss's wife every now and then. Do you think this is happiness?"

Xian Yujiu asked in surprise, "Ah? Cousin, my cousin's wife is so angry now?"

Mu Ruyi said unhappily, "I just let her go. She is about to enter menopause. When I was angry, I would grab my wife with both hands and force her to beg for mercy."

Mu Nanfeng laughed and said, "Who are you fooling? Now you are angry every day, why don't you pick her up? Because she is going to menopause?"

Mu Ruyi sighed and said, "Not only that, your boss's wife now has superpowers!"

"What superpowers?" Ao Muyang was curious.

Mu Ruyi stammered, "The ability to grow meat. When we first met, she was only 90 kilograms, and now she is almost 90 kilograms."

Ao Muyang thought about the boss's wife's body. She was indeed a bit burly. If Mu Ruyi really fought with her, who knows who would win.

Seeing the sympathetic eyes of several people, Mu Ruyi was dissatisfied. He said: "Hey, hey, hey, why did the topic turn to me? Isn't it Xiaofeng?"

He reorganized the topic: "Xiaofeng, I think Xiaomin is good. Don't you like Xiaomin very much?"

Mu Nanfeng nodded and said: "Yes, I like her very much. Let's not beat around the bush. Except for her dark skin, everything else is good."

"Don't be picky with your conditions. If you like her, chase her quickly, otherwise the girl will get married in the end, and you will cry." Xian Yujiu said earnestly.

Mu Nanfeng shook his head and said, "Not now, the time is not right. She hasn't paid me back the 500 yuan she borrowed from me during the Chinese New Year. If I confess now and she accepts, can I get my 500 yuan back?"

Ao Muyang was shocked: "You are really a talent, brother, an absolute financial expert."

Mu Nanfeng said seriously: "Boss Ao, I am not stingy, listen to my analysis. If I confess to her now, she will accept it even if she doesn't like it, because if she accepts my 500 yuan, she won't have to pay it back. After accepting it, she will kick me out. I Isn't it a waste of 500 yuan?"

Mu Ruyi scratched his chin and said, "Damn, why didn't I realize you had such a brain earlier?"

Xian Yujiu waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, this kind of thing can't be joked about. Xiaofeng, I suggest you date Xiaomin. Even if you can't get married in the end, even if you break up in the end, you can at least have more experience with girls. It's worth spending 500 yuan to buy a love experience."

Mu Nanfeng also waved his hand: "No need, I've been in love, I talked about it when I was in junior high school."

Mu Ruyi was stunned: "Oh, really? Come on, tell me."

The car was driving on the winding mountain road and it was boring. Everyone started gossiping.

Mu Nanfeng said generously: "It's nothing interesting. I started surfing the Internet when I was in junior high school, and then I met a girl from Guilin on the Internet..."

"How did you meet?" Mu Ruyi interrupted and asked.

Mu Nanfeng said: "Everyone was playing Happy Landlord at that time, and the two of us often played together. I was good at playing cards, so I always took her to play. The two of us won a lot of happy beans together."

"Then did you meet?"

Mu Nanfeng shook his head: "She said she wanted to meet during the summer vacation, but she didn't wait until then. It was about the same time, and she told me one day that we were done. We couldn't be together because she had assets of more than 20 million happy beans, and I had less than 10,000. I was not worthy of her!"

The three people in the car were amused and laughed.

Mu Nanfeng, however, looked sullen: "That's what women are like. They always want to take advantage of others. Don't you know that I transferred all the happy beans I earned to her? Otherwise, how could she have this asset? What happened? She took advantage of me and kicked me out. Since then, I have been on guard against women!"

Ao Muyang said: "Wait, can happy beans be transferred to others?"

Mu Nanfeng explained: "What I said is not accurate. In fact, I usually use her account to play, but the idea is the same."

Ao Muyang said again: "In short, are you serious about all this?"

"Seriously."

"I lost." Lao Ao said no more.