Golden Fishing Village
Chapter 375 377. Little Buddy (2)
Ao Muyang took Zhu Zhu to the riverside, and then saw a few leeches stuck to the bridge. There were water stains around the leeches, and he knew what kind of water it was without even thinking about it.
Then he suddenly realized that these children had just been playing a peeing and spraying leech contest.
Leech is the common name for leech, a kind of mollusc that is very common in freshwater. They are disgusting-looking and can suck blood by adhering to the skin of animals and people.
Lu Zhizi saw a leech for the first time and looked at it curiously.
Ao Muyang said: "Don't touch it. There are suction cups on this thing. Once bitten by them, it will be very troublesome. Their body is like a rubber band. It keeps pulling and pulling."
Lu Zhizi rolled his eyes and said, "Of course I won't touch it. These naughty kids just sprayed these leeches with urine. Do you think I didn't see it?"
Hearing this, Ao Xiaoniu and his party were immediately embarrassed and shouted in the water:
"Teacher Lu, we are doing harm to the people!"
"It's all Xiaomi's fault. He caught the leech to play with."
"Who is this female doll? It's so beautiful."
Lu Zhizi said: "You know there are leeches here, why are you still staying in the water? Come up quickly, it's not a joke to get bitten by leeches. Didn't you hear your Uncle Yang say they keep cutting and tearing?"
After hearing this, Ao Xiao Newton laughed and said, "Teacher Lu, I, Uncle Yang, are trying to fool you. Dealing with leeches is very easy."
Lu Zhizi gave Ao Muyang a look like a flying knife.
Ao Muyang was helpless. He turned his head and gave Ao Xiaoniu a look as if he was trying to split Huashan Mountain, and then said: "I'm not bluffing you. It's not easy to deal with leeches using conventional means. However, we people have a lot of wisdom. There are two good ways to deal with leeches. The methods used are physical attacks and chemical attacks.”
As he said this, Lu Zhizi couldn't help but laugh: "Are you playing games, including physical attacks and chemical attacks?"
Ao Muyang said: "Really, the physical attack is to beat. If you find that the leech has sucked on the person, don't pull it. Instead, use your palm to slap it. Once you slap it, it will put away the suction cup and curl up. If you have no strength in your palm or are afraid of your hand, If it hurts, you can use the sole of your shoe to pump it out.”
At this point, he pointed to his butt and said: "When I was as big as a calf, I was bitten by a leech on my butt. Fugui used the sole of his shoe to spank my butt until it was like bread. , the pain was so bad that I didn’t dare run for a week.”
Lu Zhizi smiled and said, "Didn't Fugui get bitten by a leech? With your temper, I'm afraid you'll slap Fugui's ass until it's so bad, right?"
Ao Muyang shook his head: "No, Fugui's butt has never been bitten by a leech, but I still took revenge."
As he spoke, he laughed happily, which was called joy.
Lu Zhizi asked: "How did you get revenge?"
Ao Muyang glanced at her maliciously and whispered: "One summer, Fugui bit a leech on his crotch, or to be more precise, his penis..."
"Okay, stop talking." Lu Zhizi interrupted him, and then couldn't help but smile secretly, "Wealth is so pitiful!"
There are a lot of leeches in the river in spring and summer. The children of fishermen all had the experience of being bitten by leeches in their childhood. This is not a big deal.
Seeing the two of them laughing happily, Zhu Zhu looked confused: "Brother, sister Xiaozi, what are you laughing at?"
Lu Zhizi coughed and said: "What are you laughing at? Oh, there are also chemical attack methods. How to do this - ah, I know, spray with urine!"
Ao Muyang nodded: "Children can be taught."
Leeches' bodies have a high water content, and urine is denser than their body fluids. Spraying them with urine will cause them to lose water and lose vitality.
Ao Xiaoniu and others used this principle when they played urinating and spraying leeches. The leeches could have been well adsorbed on the wooden bridge, but they would fall down after being sprayed with urine.
Naturally, in this game, whoever is responsible for the leech falling first wins.
Looking at the height of the bridge, Ao Muyang shook his head and said: "Nowadays, children are being poisoned by games, TV, and movies, and their physical fitness has declined greatly."
Regarding the health issues of teenagers, Lu Zhizi is an expert. She subconsciously added: "Nowadays, children's exercise time has indeed been greatly reduced..."
"I don't understand this. What I'm talking about is this game. When we used to spray leeches when we were kids, we always put the leeches at the end of the bridge. They had to be at least two meters away. Look at it now..."
"Get lost." Lu Zhizi knew that he was being teased, so he covered his mouth and smiled secretly.
A few children didn't know what they were talking about, and they also laughed stupidly in the river.
Ao Muyang waved and said: "Why are you laughing? Come up here, Teacher Lu will introduce you to a friend."
The children were immediately dumbfounded, and Ao Xiaoniu shouted: "Uncle Yang, we have no clothes on."
Ao Muyang said: "Who asked you to take off your clothes and get into the water? You don't have any sense of morality. Don't you know how to wear swimming trunks?"
Ao Xiaoniu said with a sneer: "I will definitely wear it in the future. Uncle Yang, can you let Teacher Lu take this little sister to one side first?"
Ao Muyang chuckled. He turned into the look he once hated, but this look was very satisfying: "You won't come up, right? If you don't come up, I will take away all your clothes."
When he was a child, he, Ao Fugui, Ao Mudong and others would play naked in the river. When adults saw it, they would take away their clothes as punishment.
Although the children in the fishing village are all good at water, as the saying goes, those who are beaten to death are those who are mouthy and those who are drowned are those who know how to swim. Parents still do not want to let their children go into the water without adult supervision.
In this way, every time the children secretly play in the water, they will always be punished by the adults.
Ao Xiaoniu and his group were confused, and Ao Xiaojun said with a sad face: "Don't, Uncle Yang, we have to save our dignity too."
Ao Muyang said: "You want to save your dignity but not your life. It's not that you are not allowed to play in the water, but you have to find a parent to accompany you, otherwise what if something happens?"
Ao Xiaoniu smiled and said: "Uncle Yang, we know we are wrong, and we will never dare to do it again in the future."
Ao Muyang put down his clothes and hummed: "Remember your promise, otherwise I will catch you next time, hehehe."
He didn't say the rest of the words, just laughed a few times.
Several children shivered together.
Lu Zhizi and Zhu Zhu covered their eyes and said: "Okay, we won't look at you, come up and put on your clothes quickly."
Several black children rushed to the shore, like loaches climbing ashore.
Then suddenly Ao Muyang shouted: "Teacher Lu, why did you put your hands down."
Several children were terrified and jumped into the water grabbing their clothes and pants.
Lu Zhizi angrily said: "Ao Muyang! Don't talk nonsense! I didn't put my hand down!"
Ao Xiaoniu and others took a closer look and found that the two beauties, one big and one small, were still covering their eyes with their hands.
They knew that they were fooled by Ao Muyang, but they had no choice but to go ashore and put on their clothes in frustration.
Ao Muyang laughed loudly, and he found that although Lu Zhizi didn't put her hand down, her fingers covering her eyes were too wide apart, right?
He looked at Zhu Zhu again and found that Zhu Zhu's fingers were even wider apart.
"Two female hooligans." He was stunned.
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