Golden Fishing Village

Seeing Ao Muyang coming back, a group of children ran away like the wind.

The general wanted to chase them, but he couldn't run after a few steps. He ate too much and his stomach was too big!

Ao Muyang walked over helplessly and waved: "Still eating, where are the head of state and Youfu? Come on, go home with me. You are so full that you will have diarrhea when you go back."

The general hesitated and refused to leave. Ao Muyang went over and slapped him on the butt: "Come on, why are you still here?"

A tourist asked: "Can you let your dog take a photo with us? It did a lot of actions just now, which is really interesting."

Ao Muyang said: "Tomorrow, it's almost full today."

On the way back, the villagers saw the general walking back with a big belly and asked: "Hey, what's wrong with the general? Is he pregnant with puppies?"

Ao Muyang laughed and said: "How is it possible? The general is a male dog."

"Your general is fertilizing everywhere, maybe he will fertilize himself." The villagers joked.

"This walking posture is good, with a big belly, he really looks like a general."

"This walking posture is not good. My brother used to walk like this, and he got his head broken three times a week!" Su Xiuxiu, who was passing by, shook her head.

Seeing Ao Muyang and the big-bellied general, Ao Qianwen's wife Zhang Nan smiled and said, "Village chief, I was just about to talk to you about this. My dog ​​has a big belly like your general."

"Is he also full?" Ao Muyang asked casually.

Zhang Nan shook her head: "No, she is pregnant and has a puppy. It must be your General's child."

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said: "You can't say that. It could be someone else's dog. There are many male dogs in the village."

Zhang Nan said: "That's impossible. My dog ​​is a Samoyed. My niece bought it when she was working in the city. As a result, it grew too big to be kept in the building, so she was sent to my house. It is a white, rich and beautiful dog, and a foreign dog. It usually doesn't let the dogs in the village get close to it."

"Then it let the general get close?" Ao Muyang looked at the general. The general blinked his eyes with a shy face and acted cute. This was learned from Zhu Zhu.

Zhang Nan said: "It didn't let it either, but there was no way. The general raped it."

Ao Muyang was stunned by this. The general was simply a village bully. If its behavior were put on a human, it would be enough to be dragged out and shot 10,086 times.

After returning, he began to think about whether to stir up the general.

He was not good at this, so he turned on the computer and searched the Internet for a video of a veterinarian performing a sterilization operation on a male dog.

The general watched for a few seconds and immediately started to whine.

Ao Muyang tapped the computer screen and said, "Stop whine. I'll get rid of the troublemaker for you in the future. You can't control your chirping now!"

The general looked at him aggrievedly for a while, then ran away with his tail between his legs, and did not come back that night...

Ao Muyang gave up this idea, it was too cruel, and he could only keep a closer eye on the general in the future.

The main reason was that the next day was Mid-Autumn Festival, and they had to reunite on Mid-Autumn Festival. The general was an important family member of his.

As a result, the general did not dare to come back during the day. It was estimated that he really understood what the video represented. Ao Muyang looked for it for a whole morning but couldn't find it. The villagers told him that they had seen it in the mountains.

Lu Zhizi didn't take it seriously when he learned that the general was missing: "It often runs to the mountains. There are no dog thieves in the mountains, right? It will come back to sleep at night."

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "It ran away last night."

Lu Zhizi immediately became serious. She asked: "What did you do to it? Why didn't it come back all night?"

Ao Muyang sighed: "It always harasses the female dogs in the village, and then I scared it with a video of a veterinarian sterilizing a male dog. Alas, I didn't expect it to be really scared!"

Lu Zhizi glared at him fiercely: "Why don't you do something good!"

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "Then what do you want me to do?"

Lu Zhizi said: "Beat it, where is your belt? Beat it with the belt."

Ao Muyang was stunned when he heard it. This is really a stepmother.

Lu Zhizi said anxiously: "Then hurry up and look for him. The general has run away from home."

She took the Queen Flower with her, hoping to find the general through the Queen Flower, but the Queen Flower was stupid and didn't understand what she meant. She thought she was taking it to the mountain to play, so it happily swung its tail up the mountain, then ran away and disappeared...

"Ni Ma!" This was the first time Ao Muyang heard Lu Zhizi curse.

Ao Muyang shouted while climbing the mountain: "General, General! Go home!"

Lu Zhizi followed and shouted: "General, go home quickly, where have you been?"

The two shouted for a while, and she suddenly couldn't hear Ao Muyang's voice.

The two dogs and one person disappeared on the mountain, which made her a little scared, so she changed her shouting: "Brother Muyang, Brother Muyang, where have you been?"

There were villagers picking chestnuts on the mountain. After hearing her shouting, they poked their heads out of the chestnut forest halfway up the mountain and said with a smile: "Teacher Lu, is it the general who is missing or your man who is missing?"

Lu Zhizi said helplessly: "Stupid dog and stupid man, both are lost!"

Ao Muyang poked his head out of the bamboo forest not far away and said: "Who said I was lost? No, who is the stupid man?"

Lu Zhizi was even more helpless and said: "Why are you hiding in there? Hurry up and find the general."

Ao Muyang waved to her and said: "I found something good here, come and see."

When Lu Zhizi approached, he flicked his hand and a big bug flew over.

Seeing this, Lu Zhizi was not panicked. How could she be afraid of insects when she lived halfway up the mountain? Moreover, when she was a child, she was often frightened by her peers in the family with snakes and insects, so she was immune to these things.

She stretched out her hand to block it, and the insect landed on her sleeve. The insect was half the length of her little finger, reddish brown in color, with a black head tube and a long nose on its head, a bit like an elephant.

Its front legs were relatively long, and when stretched out, they were like a sickle. There were sharp thorns on the femur and tibia, like a mantis.

"What kind of bug is that?" Lu Zhizi picked it up and looked at it. "It looks weird, but you want to scare me with it?"

Ao Muyang walked over and took the bug. He pulled off the forelimbs of the bug, pinched off the wings, and then stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it. He laughed while chewing: "Haha, I'm just teasing you."

At this moment, Lu Zhizi was really scared. Her face turned white all of a sudden, and she opened her mouth and screamed: "Ahhh! My God!"

Ao Muyang grabbed her and pretended to kiss her. He just wanted to joke with Lu Zhizi, but Lu Zhizi hugged her chest with both hands and didn't move. He actually kissed her!

Fuck, Lao Ao shuddered in his heart. The joke was too big. Why didn't this girl hide?

But since they kissed, just stick out your tongue. Ao Muyang simply broke the jar.

"Get out!" Lu Zhizi pushed him away and spit a few times with her mouth open.

Ao Muyang chuckled and said, "This is a bamboo shoot worm. It can be eaten raw. The juice is nutritious and sweet, and it's not dirty."

Lu Zhizi wiped his mouth randomly and said, "I know it's not dirty, but if it was dirty, would you eat it?"

Ao Muyang was unhappy: "Then why did you push me away? It would be nice to kiss."

Lu Zhizi pointed at the bamboo forest behind him and said, "The general is out!"

Ao Muyang turned around in surprise and saw the general looking at him in the same surprise, holding a rabbit in his mouth...