Goldfinger is a bit strange

Chapter 214 Stealing business? (1/2)

The sky gradually darkened, and night fell. The small mountain village was no longer busy and noisy during the day, and became quiet.

But at the car boss's house, it was particularly lively tonight.

The curtains at home had been drawn long ago, and they were covered tightly. Even so, there were still many adults and children watching the excitement, gathering under the window, listening to something.

As for why they didn't go into the house, it was mainly because the house was almost full of people.

After Liu Qingshan entered the yard, he was a little surprised to see this scene: Don't you carry people behind you when you perform the shaman?

Looking at this posture, they are obviously not afraid of the crowds, and they probably use it as a publicity.

"Sanfeng, you are here to watch the fun too. It hasn't started yet, and the shaman has just eaten."

Er Biaozi saw Liu Qingshan and greeted him happily.

These days, entertainment is extremely scarce, especially rare things like shaman dancing, which have not been seen for many years. No wonder everyone seems a little excited.

Liu Qingshan shook his head: "I'm not here to watch the fun."

"What about you?"

Er Biaozi looked at his friend in front of him suspiciously.

Liu Qingshan smiled: "I'm here to see the boss uncle too."

"See the doctor, but the boss uncle has an external disease, so he doesn't need to take herbs or anything?"

Er Biaozi knew that Liu Qingshan had learned some tips on the combination of herbs from the dumb grandfather.

According to the local rural sayings, there are two main diseases: one is an internal real disease, and the other is the so-called external disease, which usually refers to those that attract evil spirits and ghosts.

"I am now practicing both internal and external." Liu Qingshan's bragging was also very loud, and he almost became a top master like the East Evil, West Poison, South Emperor and North Beggar.

They all lived in the same village, so it would be strange if everyone believed it. They all thought Liu Qingshan was joking.

Then they found that Liu Qingshan was serious. He waved his hand behind the crowd and saw Shanxing walking in, followed by a big red fox.

They had all seen this fox before. It always moved around near Liu Qingshan's house, and no one hurt it.

"Qingshan, this can't be a fox fairy, right?"

Some people began to imagine it.

Liu Qingshan smiled without comment, then pulled Shanxing into the house, and the crowd automatically made way for it.

Shanxing also patted the fire fox's head. This guy was not afraid of strangers at all, and walked leisurely into the house with him.

A low cry of surprise came from outside the door, and they were more convinced that this was a fox fairy.

The outer room was also full of people, and the smoke was almost blue.

When Liu Qingshan entered the house, he first saw Xiao Laosi at the door, holding a big rooster in his arms.

Next to him was Er Niuzi, also holding a rooster. This rooster was quite powerful, and its sharp beak would occasionally greet Er Niuzi. Looking at Er Niuzi's bear look, he would definitely cry soon.

"Brother, Shanxing!"

The fourth child was bored, and when he saw his eldest brother and his friends coming in, his eyes lit up.

As a result, the big rooster in his arms was frightened when he saw the fire fox following Shanxing. He grumbled and flapped his wings vigorously, and flew into the air.

The other big rooster followed suit and started flying around. Erniuzi was hit on the face by the rooster's wings, and it was burning, so he burst into tears.

"Why are they still making a fuss? Be quiet!"

A woman in her fifties who was sitting on the kang eating shouted.

But the frightened big roosters didn't care about that. One of them rushed over and kicked the woman's face with its sharp claws, leaving a blood mark immediately.

This was of course the witch who was invited. She had long gray hair, triangular eyes, a knife-like face, and a sallow complexion. Now she had another scar, which made her look even more terrifying.

She grabbed the big rooster, twisted its wings, and threw it to the ground, saying angrily:

"There is too much evil in your house, I can't bear it."

The boss uncle was also sitting on the kang to eat. The invited shaman was also in high spirits and could even sit at the table to eat.

When the boss uncle heard that the witch was going to give up the medicine, his heart immediately turned cold and he shivered under the quilt again.

The boss aunt got anxious when she saw it. She tried to persuade him and finally agreed to add another fifty yuan for the travel fee.

At this time, a voice suddenly rang: "If you can't see it, then make room quickly and I will treat the boss uncle!"

Who is this, stealing business?

The witch's triangular eyes immediately widened, and then she saw a handsome young man who walked to the edge of the kang in a dignified manner, picked up the wine bottle on the table, and began to pour wine into the bowl.

"Whose child is this? Go away and stop making trouble here."

The witch yawned, then looked at the third grandmother next to her: "Old sister, it's getting late, let's invite the old fairy early, it's important to do the business."

The third grandmother has also been tinkering with these messy things in recent years, so she was invited to help.

Because in their place, in addition to the big god, there must be a second god, who beats and sings, to help the big god invite the old fairy to come, and then he can see the disease.

The second god plays an auxiliary role, so he is also called a helper.

As for the so-called old fairy, there are five main types in their place, namely: fox, yellow, white, willow, and gray.

The third grandmother also worked very hard today, holding back her strength to cure the boss of the car, so she picked up a pair of bells, tied them around her waist, and then took a leather drum in one hand and a whip in the other hand, and started beating it.

While beating the drum, she twisted the rattle on her waist, making it quite lively.

The melon-eaters watching all had their eyes widened, and if it wasn’t for the wrong occasion, they would have slapped me in the face.

The goddess was sitting on the kang, her head swaying rhythmically to the beat of the drums, her gray hair swaying.

If it were an ordinary person, his head would probably be shaking.

When the third grandmother saw this, she started to speak in a broken gong voice: "The sun sets in the west and the sky turns dark. The doors of every house are bolted, magpies and swans climb up the big trees, and domestic birds and pigeons fly to the eaves..."

Although his voice was not very good, he sang very rhythmically, and the lyrics were easy to understand and full of rhythm. Soon, everyone in the room was fascinated by it, and many people nodded along with him.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Suddenly someone shouted to stop, and the third grandmother was interrupted. She couldn't remember the next words at once, and could only look at Liu Qingshan complainingly: "Qingshan, please don't make trouble."

The goddess sitting on the kang stopped shaking her head and pretended to put on her shoes and get off the ground:

"I can't invite this god anymore. I saw that the old fairy was coming, but I was suddenly disturbed. When I got angry, I whipped my horse and whipped me back to the mountain."

"More money, add twenty yuan!"

The boss's aunt is also really willing to go all out.

Liu Qingshan was not ready to ask the great god to play any more, and said loudly: "If your old fairy doesn't come, then please invite my old fairy."

After saying that, he stepped away and led the fire fox to the middle of the ground.

fox!

The great god was also taken aback, and said hesitantly: "Your old immortal has not yet become an immortal. He is still an ordinary fox. How can he treat others?"

Liu Qingshan just said nonsense: "This fox in my family has been practicing for thousands of years, and his Taoism is even better than the white lady."

After saying that, he brought over the wine bowl that he just poured and placed it in front of the fire fox. The guy licked the wine and drank.

"The white lady has to show her true colors even when she drinks. Nothing will happen to my fox fairy even after drinking."

Liu Qingshan said with a sullen expression.

This is your true form, okay?

But after all, no one has ever seen such a thing as a fox drinking, and everyone in the room was amazed.

Liu Qingshan saw that there was a large bowl of stewed chicken on the table, so he picked a chicken leg and fed it to the fire fox: "Hey, eat and drink enough, so you have the strength to work."

After saying that, he turned to the car owner who was on the kang: "Uncle Boss, don't be anxious. I'll ask the Fox Fairy to enlighten you later. This minor illness is nothing to worry about. Even if you want to have another son, It’s also a matter of the fox fairy waving his claws!”

The owner of the car became excited when he heard this. He stopped shaking and felt cold. He quickly picked up his chopsticks and picked up another large piece of chicken from the bowl.

Having a son was his biggest wish in his life.

After eating and drinking enough, Fire Fox licked his lips and even walked a little unsteadily. Look at his posture, he wanted to whip his horse and whip, and go back to Liu Qingshan's house to sleep on the firewood pile.

Liu Qingshan was really afraid that if he drank too much and fell asleep, the performance would be ruined.

So he quickly said: "Uncle Boss, please sit cross-legged and close your eyes. Yes, that's it, the Fox Fairy will start enlightening you right away!"

After saying that, he leaned over and held the fire fox in his arms, with Shan Xing assisting him. He held a fox front paw in his little hand and patted the boss of the car three times on the forehead.

This was something she and her eldest brother had discussed in advance.

And Liu Qingshan also pretended to mutter something. He didn’t know those tunes, and he just made them up:

"You take a shot, I'll take a shot, and then I'll take a shot and pat my head."

"You shoot two, I'll shoot two, and I'll make sure you have a baby without braids."

"You shoot three times, and I shoot three times. From now on, the whole family will be safe every year."

The little old man at the door blinked his eyes: Does this word sound familiar?

Not to mention, the first time the uncle boss was patted on the forehead, he felt as if there was a warm air coming in, which made his whole body feel so comfortable.

After being patted for the second time, he started to smile and all he could think about was the big fat boy.

After being photographed for the third time, he immediately opened his eyes and shouted: "I'm OK, haha, I'm all OK!"

Wow, this is really effective!

Everyone in the room was stunned, even the goddess had a face full of shock.

The uncle boss yelled so loudly that the fire fox was startled, and he gave him another paw.

This time it wasn't Shan Xing who raised his paw to slap it, it was the one who scratched it by himself. The tip of his paw scratched out several bloody streaks on the boss's forehead.

What's going on?

Everyone in the room was stunned again.

Liu Qingshan coughed quickly: "This is a blessing for the boss uncle. He will make a lot of money and make a lot of money!"

Yes, yes!

It's great to make a fortune, the car owner smiled happily.

Liu Qingshan hurriedly stopped, waved his hand, and told Shan Xing to take the fire fox back quickly.

If he gets drunk and becomes crazy, and suddenly gets a burst of fairy spirit, the room will probably become unkind to others...

March, early spring.

To view the latest chapters, download the Aiyueshuo app. The latest chapters are already in the Aiyueshu app. The website no longer updates the latest chapters. A corner in the eastern part of Nanhuangzhou.

The hazy sky was gray and black, showing heavy depression, as if someone had spilled ink on the rice paper, and the ink soaked into the sky and blurred out the clouds.

The clouds overlapped and merged with each other, spreading out streaks of crimson lightning, accompanied by rumbling thunder.

It's like the roar of gods, echoing in the world.

Please download the Aiyue Novels app to read the latest chapters for free without ads. The bloody rain, with sadness, falls to the mortal world.

The earth is hazy, and there is a ruined city, silent and lifeless in the dim bloody rain.

The broken walls and ruins in the city, everything is withered, collapsed houses can be seen everywhere, as well as blue-black corpses and pieces of meat, like broken autumn leaves, silently withering.

The bustling streets in the past are now bleak.

The sandy road that was once crowded with people is no longer noisy.

Only blood mud mixed with pieces of meat, dust, and paper is left, which is indistinguishable and shocking.

Not far away, a broken carriage is deeply stuck in the mud, full of sadness, with only an abandoned rabbit doll hanging on the shaft, swaying in the wind.

The white fluff has long been soaked into wet red, full of gloomy weirdness.

The cloudy eyes seemed to have some resentment, and he looked at the mottled stones in front of him alone.

There, a figure was lying.

This was a 13 or 14-year-old boy, with ragged clothes and full of dirt, and a broken leather bag tied around his waist.

The boy squinted his eyes and did not move. The biting cold penetrated his tattered coat from all directions, swept through his body, and gradually took away his body temperature.

The website is about to close, download the Aiyue app to see the latest content for free But even if the rain fell on his face, he did not blink, staring coldly at the distance like a hawk.

Following his gaze, a skinny vulture was gnawing on the rotten corpse of a wild dog at a distance of seven or eight feet from him, and sometimes vigilantly observed the surroundings.

It seemed that in this dangerous ruin, it would instantly take off at the slightest movement.

Download the Aiyue novel app to read the latest chapters without ads for free. And the boy, like a hunter, patiently waited for the opportunity.

After a long time, the opportunity came, and the greedy vulture finally completely sank its head into the belly of the wild dog.

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