Great Artist

In the United States, because of the high degree of freedom of speech, as an artist, you must learn to ridicule and entertain yourself, otherwise, once negative news breaks out, it will lead to countless variety shows making fun of this negative news without self-consciousness. The spirit of entertainment will soon be lost in the overwhelming ridicule.

Evan Bell has always been very open to this, so his opening won the applause of the audience.

The opening paragraph contains topics such as the slander incident, the "sniper phone booth", the reconstruction of the World Trade Center building, and the media's excessive pursuit. Almost every topic is very sensitive. But Evan-Bell not only doesn't mind the mockery of "Saturday Night Live", he also joins in the self-entertainment of this topic, entertaining everyone and himself, so why not do it.

Immediately after the advertisement came back, Evan-Bell put on a beer doll costume, without any idol baggage at all. In fact, since the debut of "White Night Chase" and "Sniper Phone Booth", Evan-Bell has nothing to do with it. Idol baggage, but Evan Bell became a comedian for the first time ever, entertaining everyone regardless of his image, and winning the house.

Afterwards, Evan Bell, who had changed his clothes, introduced the following performance to the audience in a serious manner, "Welcome Jason Majes!"

Jason-Mayez, who took the stage with an acoustic guitar, sang his first official album "Waiting for My Rocket" released three days ago live. Jason-Mayez sang the album's title song "You and I (th )”. The song carries a strong Jason-Maez personal color, reminding Evan-Bell of a word to describe "wizard". Although this word is a noun, it is used as an adjective at this time, which perfectly brings out the characteristics of Jason-Majedz.

"Next is the game show" What's this guy's name? , please host Vinson-Blake. "Under the introduction of the show's narration, the show has entered the next link. Almost every episode of "Saturday Night Live" they will reenact a certain variety show in history, of course, in a satirical and funny version.

Vinson Black, played by Bill Hader, appeared on the stage at a trot, with a bright smile on his face, completely different from the sniper Kiefer Sutherland just now. , Celebrity Edition! , "If anyone has watched the original version of "What's This Man's Name", they will find that Bill Hader's voice is exactly the same as that of Vinson Black. "Saturday Night Live" actors, almost everyone has a few stunts, imitating It is even more talented and breathtaking, which is also the funniest part of the show. "The rules are as usual, we show you a person and you name the person. "

After finishing speaking, Vincent started to introduce the guests as soon as Black. "Today's contestant is Evan Bell." In the cheers, Evan Bell, who changed into a light gray suit, smiled and waved to the noon. Say hello to "And Jason-Mayez."

Evan-Bell and Jason-Mayez stood behind two small tables, with their hands on the tables and glaring at each other, and the atmosphere of the competition became hot for a while.

"The first question is for Evan. This cat with a rock-and-roll style has performed rap with Paula-Abadoo." A cat wearing a blue strap appeared on the screen, Vincent-Blake Ang. "What's the name of this cat?"

"I know it, it's called Wen Yibel, and the answer is very calm. This cat once appeared in Paula Abadoo's music video. After that, Evan Yibel sang two sentences.

Vinson-Black said calmly and kindly, "That's amazing, Evan, you won ten dollars."

Today, Jason Majes wore a white shirt and a light brown plaid sweater, and there was a faint smile on his elegant face. "He's a household name for his role in "The Princess Bride," and he's also written some successful off-Broadway plays.

"His name is Wallace-Sean." Jason-Mayez gave the [answer] easily.

The Wallace-Sean in front of me may not be familiar with the name, but the face is very familiar. They have appeared in works such as "Yù Wang City", "Spring in the Emergency Room", "Toy Story", etc., which can be regarded as super. Familiar faces. This question is much easier than what Evan Bell had just now.

In the face of such discriminatory treatment, facing the camera, Evan Yi Bell also smiled helplessly, raised his hands in protest, but did not speak, as if he was oppressed by the program team.

"Very good, you also have ten dollars." Vincent Black showed bunny-like incisors, reminiscent of the deliberately exaggerated rabbit image in cartoons, and couldn't help laughing. "Are you ready for another question? Evan." "If I say not ready, will you postpone the question?" Evan Bell's answer made Vinson Black pause, then "no"... let Evan Wen Yibeier had a regretful expression on his face.

"Ha ha ha" After Vincent Black finished his negative words, he sneered and seemed to gloat over the misfortune. Just when everyone was suspicious, he went on to say, "The reward for the next question is one hundred thousand dollars." And the previous ten dollars The rewards are very far apart, causing the scene to burst into laughter again: "We have asked the protagonist himself to come up with the question."

At this time, the automatic door next to it opened, and a long-haired lady appeared. She smiled brightly at Evan Bell. "We slept together in the city hotel four weeks ago, just at the "Sniper Phone Booth, Premiere" after.

The camera scanned the expression of Evan Bell, this young and handsome boy, his expression suddenly fell into a stiff sleepy huò, "You said that I am very beautiful, and don't give up the love of photography. what is my name "

Evan Yi Bell's expression at this time has completely frozen, his eyes fluttered up and down for a while, and only said "Hey, little sunshine girl." Then there was an embarrassed smile, and the audience looked at Evan Yi. Bell's vivid expression made him laugh. "You are really beautiful.

"I know." The lady smiled proudly. "That's why you opened a room with me. What's my name?" Well, back to the original question. "We are still making fun of my cold feet (ldfeet) feet." Cold feet, and the meaning of cowardice, are here as a satire that Evan-Bell dare not admit. "What is my name?"

Whenever the lady raised the phrase "what's my name", compared to Evan-Bell's embarrassed and stiff face, there was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"Well, a hot beauty like you must have a beautiful name." Evan Yibel hesitated for a long time, and finally came out with a sentence, "So, Cheyenne?"

The erroneous prompt sounded immediately, and Vincent-Black said triumphantly, "Audiences, what is this person's name?"

"Annie!" all the live audience shouted out.

It turned out that this question part was a mockery of the reporters making up the scandal of Evan Bell and Anne Hathaway. Evan Bell explained it once in the media, but no one believed it, and then he didn't care anymore. Today, I deliberately made a fool of myself on the show as the object of ridicule. Seeing the smiles on the faces of the audience, I knew that this link was very successful.

"If I were a cat who could rap, then you would remember me." The woman stood in front of the camera and said sadly, making Vincent-Blake laugh. And Jason-Maez, who was standing next to Evan-Bell, also cooperated with a surprised expression, as if Evan-Bell didn't remember how rude it was to open the room together with the lady's name.

"Well said!" Vincent-Black continued to add fuel to the fire.

"Hey, what the **** is this show!" Evan Bell complained gloomily.

"Yes" What's this man's name? , the celebrity version. ,, Vincent Black's tone was very rude, hitting back at the fact that Evan Bell didn't remember the lady's name at all, making the audience burst into laughter again. "Jason, it's your turn!"

"Be careful, Jason. This game is too difficult." Evan Bell looked frustrated, leaning on the table in front of him, and almost shouted "Crap". Jason-Majedz had a calm and collected look.

Afterwards, an uncle in his fifties or sixties came out and said to Jason-Mayez, "You definitely don't know me. I went to the bar to watch your concert, and I was still squatting at the back door."

"Van Gogh!" Jason-Mayez called out the other party's name directly, making the uncle's expression stiff, and Evan-Bell's absurd expression even more joyful, his face was absolutely clearly written With "Dad!". The audience at the scene looked at the stark contrast between Evan-Bell and Jason-Majedz, and it was almost impossible to laugh.

"How can you remember him?" Vincent-Blake seems to be surprised too~www.readwn.com~ He said that he loves my music very much, and this kind of thing can never be forgotten. "Jason-Mayez said happily with a shy smile. Evan-Bell's constipated expression was very contrasting. "Van Gogh, the girl next to you in bright clothes, that It's your sister Maria, right? "

"That's right, she has always had a problem with her knees." Uncle Ya nodded and replied.

Jason-Mayez immediately said enthusiastically, "Then you can go to Relis Hospital to find my exclusive doctor, he is definitely the best doctor, and let him send me the bill."

"I will pray for you in the church." The uncle reciprocated.

"I also put my hands together for you." Jason-Majez responded quickly.

Evan-Bell opened his mouth slightly, his eyes were moving slowly, and looked at Jason-Mayez in surprise, "Sorry, Jason, I'm paying your bills right now, aren't they?"

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