Great Tang Broom Star

Chapter 44: half moon, not romantic

  Chapter 44 Half-curved moon, not romantic

  There is a pile of gold, but this is useless. Jia Pingan plans to exchange some of it for copper coins, and hide the rest at home.

   But his most urgent task at the moment is to buy food for Ah Fu at home.

   "Xiao Jia..."

   Tang Xu's laughter was so rippling that Jia Pingan couldn't help but think of Lao Xu's laughter.

   "Meet the captain." Jia Pingan put the gold into the box calmly and quickly closed it.

   Keeping money secret is not only for safety, but also to guard against jealousy.

   It's like buying a lottery ticket and winning millions in the future. Once it is widely advertised, that person will probably be devastated.

   Tang Xu came in with a smile, and took a look at the wooden box, "Today you made a contribution, and I'm planning to invite everyone to the brothel for a while. You said... want to invite Shao Zhongguan?"

  Brother...

   Jia Pingan felt that this guy was trying to kill him.

   "I don't know."

   Invite the **** to go to the brothel, are you sure you are not **** people off?

  Tang Xu said enthusiastically: "Then let's talk about it. Somebody went to talk to Shao Peng."

   Jia Pingan sent him out with a smile, and then stood outside the door pretending to appreciate the sky, but actually watched Tang Xu die.

   "Tang Xu, yeah I'm going to kill you!"

  Shao Peng's voice became extremely sharp.

   "A certain piece of good intentions!"

   "You wait, you wait."

   Jia Pingan didn't know why Tang Xu wanted to hate Shao Peng, but then Shao Peng's counterattack came.

   "Someone stole a bird from the palace, a talking bird, and lost it. I'll give you half a month to find it, otherwise... severe punishment."

   Tang Xu came out with a smile, walked to Jia Ping'an's side, and said with deep eyes: "Baiqi is too loud, you have to beat him often."

  Jia Pingan: "..."

  It’s okay to stimulate Baiqi with a dummy’s hand, but if you beat him in this way, are you sure you’re not masturbating yourself?

  Jia Pingan felt that Old Tang was not a normal person.

   But these have nothing to do with him.

   Later, he took a leave of absence, came out early, went to Dongshi to buy a milk sheep, and led it home.

  The smoke from the chimneys in Daodefang is faint, the unique pastoral scenery in Chang'an city!

  Jia Pingan thought of the real estate of later generations, but there was only a small piece of grass, and the evil real estate developer dared to boast that it was an urban pastoral.

   And here, the fields are around, farmers, cattle, cooking smoke, and... paji.

   "Fuck!"

   Jia Ping'an felt that he had stepped on something soft, and looked down. It was a big lump of cow dung, which was still fresh.

   "Huh!" He pulled out his foot in disgust, looked at the shoes submerged in cow dung, and wanted to cry without tears.

   "Baa..." the milk sheep called, with a trembling sound, and when he saw that he hadn't moved, he lowered his head to eat grass.

   Jia Pingan took off his shoes, and just led the sheep home.

   "Peace! You are finally back." Yang Deli looked hopeless.

   "Where is Ah Fu?" Jia Pingan brought the milk sheep over and tied the rope.

  Yang Deli pointed to the side...

  Ah Fu was lying upright by the door at this moment, with melancholy eyes... Jia Pingan somehow saw the melancholy. And this guy was lying on his back, without any shame.

   "Ah Fu!"

   Jia Pingan shouted.

   "咱咕咱!"

  Ah Fu turned over with difficulty, and then slowly crawled out...

  What is this for?

   "Is it going to run away from home?"

  Yang Deli nodded, "Since you left, it doesn't want to stay in the house and keeps crawling outside. Just crawl, every time the door is opened, it will bark and keep running outside."

   While speaking, Ah Fu had already crawled out.

   The outside world is so wide!

  Ah Fu looked blankly... Then there was a slight pain in his neck, and he flew into the air.

   Bears need face too!

  Why are you arresting me!

   Angry!

   Ah Fu roared angrily.

   "咱咕咱!"

   Jia Ping'an closed the door and let Ah Fu go.

   Ah Fu still crawled towards the door.

   Climb and climb!

Huh!

  What smell?

  Ah Fu sniffed.

  It smells so good!

  It turned around slowly, and saw Jia Pingan busy by the small stove.

  A small pot filled with goat milk, and the ewes were bleating beside her, probably because she was dissatisfied with Yang Deli's milking method, so she lowered her head...

  Boom!

  Yang Deli, who was defenseless, was hit by the horn, hissing and hurting.

   "Cousin don't kick it."

   "I don't want to kick it." Yang Deli squatted down, thinking carefully...

   "Could it be that the technique was heavy just now? Or is the position wrong?"

  Ahem!

  Jia Pingan felt ashamed to study this.

   "Come on, Ah Fu."

  He waved, like calling a puppy.

   Ah Fu is hesitating.

  The goat milk gradually boils.

  The fragrance is overflowing!

  Jia Pingan took a deep breath.

   Ah Fu dawdled for a while, then crawled over.

   It climbs faster and faster...

   Orcs will never be slaves, but... this is food and shelter!

ah…

   "咱咕咱!"

   Ah Fu, who was full, was very obedient. Jia Pingan put it into his den, and Yang Deli came over quietly.

"Safety…"

  This voice, why is it a little uneasy?

   "What's the matter?"

   "Peace, they said..." Yang Deli rubbed his hands, "They said you go to eat soft rice."

   "Who said that?" Jia Pingan was angry, "A certain never eats soft food."

  Yang Deli said with some embarrassment: "How about... be safe!"

"What?"

   "If you can eat it... let's eat it." Yang Deli said excitedly: "That's a princess, think you slept with the princess... no, I'm going to tell my aunt to make my aunt happy too."

   "Aunt..."

  Jia Pingan: "..."

  He thought that Yang Deli would have to cry again later, so he simply merged.

   "Cousin!"

  Yang Deli, who had just brewed up his emotions, came back.

  Jia Pingan opened the wooden box...

  The golden light shone brightly, blinding Yang Deli's titanium alloy panda eyes.

"ah…"

   "Auntie!"

  …

  The night is dead.

   Jia Ping'an was already asleep and passed out.

  Ah Fu was lying on his chest, grabbing the skirt of his clothes with two paws, sleeping in a naive manner.

  The ewe was lying on her side and suddenly opened her eyes.

  Two dark shadows rolled in quietly.

   The ewe took a look, then took a few steps back.

  The two shadows first searched the house for a while, then got together later, whispered a few words, one went to Jia Ping'an's bedroom, and the other went to Yang Deli's bedroom.

   This means making dumplings.

  They opened the door easily, and one of them entered Yang Deli's room.

  The half-curved moon is not romantic...

  The shadow raised the stick...

  He was full of confidence, feeling that this stick would definitely knock Yang Deli unconscious, and then...

   Stick Swing!

  He inexplicably slipped his foot, and he rushed over.

  Boom!

  His forehead hit the edge of the bed heavily.

  Yang Deli slowly opened his eyes.

"ah…"

  Hei Ying, who had gone to another room, just raised the stick and was startled by the exclamation.

   And Jia Pingan also woke up at this time. Through the moonlight, he saw the black shadow holding up the stick, and he was frightened into a cold sweat.

  People react differently when they are in danger. Some people will be dumbfounded, while others will have explosive potential.

  Master Jia is a real man with explosive potential!

   He scratched with both hands, caught a soft object, and threw it out forcefully.

  Sombra had already given up his plan, and just as he was about to escape, something soft flew over.

   Phew...

  In the dark night, Ah Fu who was woken up was very angry, the panda’s instinct made it open its paws...

  It wants a cuddle!

  Heiying's face was scratched by A Fu, and he couldn't help covering his face and screaming: "Ah..."

  The yelling here was even more tragic, overwhelming Yang Deli's screaming.

   Jia Pingan picked up the porcelain pillow and swung it vigorously.

  Boom!

  The world is quiet.

   Something crawled and climbed up Jia Ping'an's thigh...

  Jia Pingan hugged Ah Fu, and said happily: "You are really my little lucky star!"

  Ah Fu lay on his shoulder, angry, and patted Master Jia on the shoulder with his paw.

   disturbed my sleep, ah...

   "咱咕咱!"

   This is not the national treasure of the later generations of Shu who made a living by selling cuteness, but the ferocious iron-eating beast that accompanied tigers and wolves in the Qinling Mountains. If an adult iron-eating beast is provoked, its running speed can scare you to death, and even those ferocious beasts have to stay away.

  …

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  Ah Fu yawned: Ahhh! Ask for a recommendation ticket! Beep!

  (end of this chapter)

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