Great Tang Broom Star
Vol 2 Chapter 479: Do I pee or hold on
Chapter 479 Am I peeing or persisting
Li Yuanying has been very weird lately, frequently running to that Taoist temple, but not going in, just squatting outside, and then an old female crown came out inside, and Li Yuanying gave her some benefits, so she went in with her burden.
This fellow walks with his head held high, his eyes are piercing, sweeping away his previous scumbag appearance.
"This person has changed too much, right?"
Jia Ping'an and Li Jingye squatted by the stream, watching the scumbag Teng go back humming a tune.
Li Jingye turned around, "Brother!"
Jia Pingan coughed dryly, "Shut up!"
There is a pool over there, but it is not deep.
A few women came quietly, the maid hung up the curtain, and then vaguely...
The pimples on Li Jingye's face became more and more red, "Brother, these are the wives of officials."
Madan!
Jia Ping'an wanted to retreat, but unless he was climbing, he would be discovered by the other side.
When the time comes, call out to catch the pervert, and Auntie will be able to skin him alive.
A woman is singing, the singing is melodious.
"Red beans are grown in the southern country, and a few branches will come out in spring..."
"Brother, it's your poem."
Li Jingye's eyeballs were about to pop out.
"You motherfucker, look again, believe it or not, I will tell British Duke later?"
Jia Pingan felt that this was not authentic.
"You are watching too!"
"I see a fart!"
Jia Pingan thought that with this figure, with long legs and a baby face, even a lamb could look down on him.
The two of them squatted there, and occasionally someone passed by the path beside them, and they both smiled when they saw this.
Until someone... shouted with a sneer: "What are you two doing here?"
Li Jingye and Jia Pingan jumped up and ran, the woman behind them was yelling, "Who is peeping? Kill me!"
The man laughed wildly: "It's Uncle Wuyang and Li Jingye! Those two brats killed them right away!"
A woman poked her head out of the curtain, poohed, "Where is it?"
"Run early!"
The woman looked around but saw no one, so she scolded: "You, Shangguanyi, are peeping, bah!"
Shangguanyi was taken aback, "How could this old man do such a thing?"
"Shameless!"
Stones flew from behind the curtain, and Shangguanyi ran away with his head in his arms.
After running for a while, I saw the two young men above pointing at themselves and laughing.
"Uncle Wu Yang took the boy from the British government to peek at the woman taking a bath, and he is not afraid to turn around and the British government will be angry?"
Shangguanyi immediately returned to her carefree appearance.
Jia Pingan said: "Jingye and I have been there a long time ago. What about peeping? The prostitute sees prostitution."
"Uncle Wuyang is very eloquent, and I am speechless with one sentence. However, I heard that you injured many businessmen at the foot of the mountain yesterday, and many people came up to the mountain to complain. You should take care of yourself."
Shangguanyi easily surpassed them.
Li Jingye looked at him, "Is Shangguan Shaojian born to hate because of love?"
Shangguanyi frowned and turned around, "This is rude, why do you hate it because of love?"
Li Jingye said seriously: "I heard that the Shangguan Shaojian once called a famous prostitute as a companion, and then invited his elder brother to compose poems, but his own poems were not as good as his elder brother's. I hate my brother secretly, and today I want to slander my brother even more... Isn't this love and hatred?"
Shangguanyi's face turned pale, and then he smiled and said, "How can I be like this? I like to reward the underachievers most. Uncle Wu Yang is a young man with great poetic talent. I wish he could become famous all over the world as soon as possible."
I am not as good as you in poetry, but my seniority is higher than yours!
Shangguanyi's words were impeccable, seeing Li Jingye stunned, he couldn't help laughing secretly.
He was just about to leave when Li Jingye slapped his forehead, "I used to hear that seniors made a name for the younger generation. Why didn't the Shangguan Shaojian want to make a name for his elder brother?"
Didn't you say that you are a senior, and you still like to reward juniors?
Then have you made your brother famous?
No, so you are a liar!
With a bang of logic, it just hit Shangguanyi on the head.
This Li Jingye is pretending to be crazy and stupid like this, and is so difficult to deal with. If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have said much.
Shangguanyi smiled and said: "I still have something to do, so I'll go back now."
Many people came from behind, Shangguanyi left immediately, thinking that you can't force the old man to stay.
Behind Li Jingye shouted loudly: "Shangguan Shaojian, you can promise to make your brother famous... Hey! Shangguan Shaojian, don't go!"
The old man will lose face if he doesn’t leave!
No one takes such polite words seriously, but Li Jingye does.
"Brother, I'm going back first."
Li Jingye chased after him.
"Dedication, forget it!"
Jia Ping'an thinks this is boring.
But Li Jingye chased him all the way to Li Palace.
"Shangguan Shaojian, you said to make your brother famous, how do you make famous?"
"Shangguan Shaojian, brother is still waiting for you to make him famous!"
"..."
Shangguanyi is going crazy.
"I understand." He turned his head and smiled wryly, preparing to enter the palace.
"I know it won't work, but I still have to do it."
Li Jingye shouted at the top of his voice: "Shangguan Shaojian, you can't just keep your word!"
If you don't have faith, you can't stand. The guards of the palace gate all looked at Shangguanyi with disdain.
Damn it!
The old man owes you?
Shangguanyi turned her head helplessly, her eyes suddenly lit up, "Prince Yingying, please discipline your grandson."
"What's the matter?" Li Ji was also preparing to enter the palace.
Li Jingye said: "Ah Weng, the Shangguan Shaojian said earlier that he wanted to reward the underachievers and liked to support young people like his elder brother. I asked him how to support young people, but he refused to say."
It’s like two families met. One praises your child for his studies, and the other praises your son for being handsome. Why don’t you get married later? Just listen to the words, you are really stupid.
But Li Jingye took it seriously.
Li Ji said lightly: "Then let's carry it along."
British lord, did you do this on purpose?
Shangguanyi's head was full of black lines, and he turned around and twitched the corner of his mouth lightly.
Tell you to talk too much!
Li Ji followed behind, Shangguanyi slowed down and said with a wry smile: "It's just a joke with the two boys, so that Sun will be more serious."
"Dedication and sincerity."
Then the old man is dishonest?
Shangguanyi felt that the grandparents and grandchildren in this family were not kind.
Li Zhi was discussing matters with Changsun Wuji, and when he saw the two of them coming in, he said, "Silla sent people here, saying that Goryeo has assembled the three armies of Baekje and Mohe, and they are eyeing them."
Li Ji was a little surprised, "Didn't the Koreans just prepare to attack Khitan? Why did they go to Silla?"
"Last time Baiqi said that Goryeo teamed up with Baekje and Mohe to deal with the Silla people, but after careful calculation, it turned out to be wrong. Goryeo was attacking the Khitan, and there was no way to do it. Now that the Silla envoys are here, is there something that the Tang Dynasty doesn't know?" The reason? This is also what I don't understand."
Li Zhi said lightly: "This matter needs to be investigated."
Li Ji thought of Baiqi.
Shangguanyi said: "Your Majesty, Baiqi has arranged for people to investigate outside, so you can ask Wuyangbo to come and ask questions."
Li Ji glanced at him, thinking that this revenge came quickly and quickly.
Later, Jia Ping'an entered the palace.
"Your Majesty, Baiqi has not reported this matter yet."
"Then remind me."
Shangguanyi smiled and said: "Baiqi will definitely live up to everyone's expectations."
The old guy also took some eye drops.
But it doesn't hurt.
But at this moment, we can only wait.
Baiqi’s news never came.
Silla envoys would squat outside the palace gate every day, waiting for the emperor to summon them.
"Your Majesty! Silla is loyal to Datang, I beg Your Majesty to lend a helping hand, and later... Silla will no longer exist! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"
The Silla envoy grabbed the ground with his head, pounding loudly.
"Pitiful."
Chu Suiliang shook his head.
Jia Ping'an is behind. Today the emperor convened a meeting, and even he came.
In the hall, Li Zhi had a stern face, "The envoys of Silla have been crying outside all day long. It's not appropriate to drive away. I feel uneasy if I don't drive away. What do you think?"
Chu Suiliang said: "Your Majesty, when the old minister just came in, he saw the Silla envoy kowtowing and crying outside, looking... pitiful!"
Pitiful…
Changsun Wuji frowned and said, "Baiqi went to inquire about the news, is there any result?"
Jia Pingan shook his head, "Baiqi has news from Liaodong on a regular basis. If something big happens, there will be no shortage of news."
Changsun Wuji glanced at him, "If there is no news..."
"There are only two possibilities." Jia Pingan said solemnly: "The brothers sent out by Baiqi are not idiots. As long as they are alive, they will try their best to send the news back, but there is still no news, or they are strangled before it is too late. Yes, there is..."
"Fake?" Changsun Wuji asked.
Jia Pingan nodded, "Yes, if he didn't die, there is only one possibility, the Silla people are lying! Last time Baiqi collected the news that Goryeo sent troops to Silla, I suspect that the Silla people released it on purpose. If the follow-up There is no war, and the Baiqi people in Silla will find a way to pass the news back."
Li Zhi pondered, "If it's fake... Once the Tang Dynasty sends troops to Korea, it will trigger a big war."
"The people of Silla sit and watch the two tigers fight." Li Ji's eyes were warm, "Goryo has no choice but to fight with Datang. In the end, Silla wins."
In history, the Silla people can be said to have stepped on a few boats, using the methods of the political strategists to perfection, taking advantage of the disadvantage of the Tang Dynasty being far away from the peninsula, and constantly fooling around. In the end, the Tang Dynasty destroyed Goryeo, and then the Silla people turned their faces and turned the Tang Dynasty. expulsion.
I'm here, so naturally it won't make things easier for Silla people!
Jia Ping'an thought about this matter thoroughly, but at the moment he is very transparent and has no room to speak.
Chu Suiliang glanced at him, "If you don't send troops, the Silla people will complain about their separation..."
Changsun Wuji said indifferently: "If they are separated from the Tang Dynasty, if they do this, it will be just right. The army will wipe out all the way! Let Liaodong become the Liaodong of the Tang Dynasty. In the former Han Dynasty, there were four Han counties, and the Tang Dynasty established a new one. good."
These words are calm, but secretly murderous.
This is not the court of the Song Dynasty. The important ministers here will not compromise in the face of threats from foreign enemies. The only choice is to do it!
Just let it go!
Military…
Li Zhi looked at Cheng Zhijie and others.
Cheng Zhijie got up, "Your Majesty, the old minister thinks that we have to wait for the news to be confirmed. But let the soldiers go to Liaodong first, get used to the weather there as soon as possible, and wait until next spring to see. If they really do it, then the Tang Dynasty will pass. Liaoshui, contain the Koreans."
"Zhu Qing..." Li Zhi looked at Liang Jianfang and the others.
Liang Jianfang came out, "Your Majesty, what Lu Guogong said is true, the army must be assembled in Liaodong first, so that it can respond in time if there is an emergency. If you want to use troops, your majesty will send generals to leave Chang'an quickly, which will save a lot of trouble."
Li Zhi looked at Changsun Wuji and the others.
Civil and military affairs must be well coordinated, otherwise the court will become a battlefield.
Changsun Wuji said: "When the army is going, it has to wait until the harvest is harvested."
This is the characteristic of the Fubing system. It cannot send large troops abroad for a long time, otherwise the domestic harvest will be affected.
Li Zhi smiled and said: "So we will send troops to Liaodong to respond after the harvest."
If you have the ability to attack Korea, you will attack it. If you don’t come, you will be my grandson!
This is Datang's version of coping, full of confidence.
The envoys of Silla are still howling, fighting for land with their heads every day, and there will always be a bag on their foreheads.
Jia Pingan was waiting for news from Liaodong in Baiqi, looking very calm.
Li Jingye brought the latest news.
"Ah Weng said that even Changsun Wuji and others are supporting your judgment, but if you are wrong, you have to bear the responsibility." Li Jingye looked solemn, obviously imitating his grandfather, "Tell Xiao Jia, with one heart and one mind. For the country, there is no fear of mistakes.”
Jia Ping'an kicked him, Li Jingye jumped up to avoid it, and burst out laughing.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
This kid!
Li Jingye was two steps away from him, "Brother, Ah Weng said that you don't need to worry about being plotted by anyone at this time, even Chu Suiliang won't target you, otherwise, without Changsun Wuji, Cui Dunli and the others can shoot him to death!"
He raised his head slightly, and said with a very natural gesture: "Brothers stand against the wall, and defend against their insults!"
Jia Pingan took a deep breath, "Understood."
In this Tang Dynasty, life and death have been fought within the country since the founding of the country. The sudden outbreak of the first emperor destroyed the situation, and various internal cleansing followed. When Li Zhi came to the throne, he was still facing heavy pressure from the powerful family. Both sides were intrigues and wanted to completely suppress each other.
Even in this case, when there is an external threat, all fighting stops.
"Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are fights and fights. But when external threats come together, multiple parties join forces to resist foreign enemies together. This is the Tang Dynasty in my heart!"
There will be too many examples in the future... When the foreign enemy is present, the internal is still fighting like a dog. After the country is destroyed, those people are still complaining about each other.
In the eyes of those people, does the country have anything to do with gentlemen like me? I only care about whether I can crush my political opponents and dominate the court.
So, if possible, let this Tang Dynasty last longer!
"Brother?"
Li Jingye shook his hand in front of his eyes, and said worriedly: "Are you in a trance? I was also like that for a while, and then I went down the mountain to watch Hu Nu shake her butt, and she recovered immediately."
Jia Pingan shook his head, "Not this."
Li Jingye said in surprise: "Brother, look at your blushing face, you are clearly on fire, and you still don't want to go to see your ass, you often say that people should be frank, but you are reserved, hey! I don't know When will you have a woman to sleep with?"
Poof!
Someone outside is laughing.
Jia Ping'an's head was full of black lines, "I have a woman to sleep with!"
"Really?" Li Jingye looked surprised, "Who? Let me think about it. Last time we went down the mountain, you said you would come to find me later. Did you go to find a prostitute? Tsk tsk! Brother, even the prostitutes in Chang'an are willing to let you Sleeping, but you are reserved, the prostitutes at the bottom of the mountain are so ugly, but you never get tired of it, you are sick!"
Snapped!
Jia Pingan couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him on the top of the head.
Li Jingye ran away, "Brother, last time you said you shouldn't be a human being, but you blushed because of it!"
Jia Pingan covered his forehead.
Cheng Da and Ming Jing came in.
Cheng Da's body trembled slightly, Ming Jing looked disgusted, "He went to sleep with a prostitute at the foot of the mountain."
"Can you believe such words?"
Jia Ping'an's head is full of black lines.
"Why can't you believe it?"
Ming Jing said convincingly: "Aren't all men like this?"
"how about you?"
Ming Zhongguan is gone, he is not considered a man! Uncle Wu Yang dared to provoke the Ming Zhongguan, what a boldness!
Cheng Da felt that Ming Jing would jump up and go crazy in the next moment, but Ming Jing was unexpectedly calm, "My heart is like still water."
Peace!
Jia Pingan glanced at her fiercely.
I can bear other things, but you want to say that I am peaceful... This is unbearable!
Ming Jing blushed, ready to get mad.
It's time for war!
Am I peeing or sticking to it?
Cheng Da is pondering.
Jia Pingan coughed dryly, "Baiqidai!"
Ming Jing wilted instantly, and said with a forced smile: "Of course Uncle Wuyang refuses to sleep with those broken flowers and willows, only people like Cheng Da can do such things."
What does this have to do with me?
Cheng Da lay down the gun.
It was the uncle who owed the debt in the previous life, but at this moment the creditor is the uncle!
Jia Ping'an is in a great mood.
"Uncle Wuyang, there is news from Liaodong."
Jia Ping'an's spirit lifted.
But this is news from the military, which was sent directly to North Korea and China.
Jia Ping'an was waiting outside the palace, and the Silla envoy squatted there, his eyes dull and a lump on his forehead.
Jia Pingan was curious, so he asked the sergeant, "Did he cry today?"
"Crying." The sergeant had a sympathetic expression on his face, "It is said that the tears are all gone, and the only thing left is howling. His voice is also hoarse..."
This messenger is ruthless enough!
But the more this is the case, the more Jia Ping feels wrong.
Jia Ping'an and the sergeant were talking nonsense outside. Later, after the DPRK-China discussion ended, Cheng Zhijie came out.
"Lu Guogong!"
Cheng Zhijie walked out of the palace gate, glanced at the Silla envoy, "Speak on the road."
The two walked side by side, Cheng Zhijie said in a low voice: "Liaodong said that there is nothing unusual about the Koreans."
Damn it!
I'm afraid there is something wrong with this matter.
Jia Pingan said: "If Koryo wants to attack Silla, it will definitely guard against Tang Dynasty's attack. If everything is the same, this matter is worth discussing."
Cheng Zhijie nodded, "It depends on this matter, but Silla can't be left alone. You have to know that if Silla is left out, Datang will have no allies there, and there will be less restraint on Goryeo."
This is mutual utilization.
But obviously, Datang is not in a hurry.
The Silla envoy quickly changed his method, and stood outside the palace gate the next day, reciting poems loudly, all of which were so impassioned.
But Li Zhi was unmoved.
"Is there any news about Baiqi?"
Decision-making needs a basis. Now the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty feel the importance of Baiqi, and some people even suggest increasing the manpower of Baiqi, giving them more money and food, and letting them go to foreign vassals.
These words were naturally lost by Li Zhipiao.
"When will the news come?"
Ming Jing was very eager.
Jia Ping'an is slow, doing what he should do every day.
"This day... looks like it's going to rain."
Jia Pingan stood outside, looking up at the sky.
"Uncle Wuyang!"
Bao Dong’s voice came from outside.
Jia Pingan suddenly turned around.
In the past few days, he sent people to guard at the foot of the mountain, and whenever he saw the messenger coming, he hurried up to meet him.
And today Bao Dong took people there.
Bao Dong came in with an oiled paper bag.
Then two hundred riders came in with a brother on their backs.
"How is Goryeo?"
Jia Pingan asked.
Na Baiqi said: "Korea is fighting with the Songmo Governor's Mansion. The Koreans are fighting badly, and the Songmo Governor's Mansion has the upper hand."
What did I say?
I said that Silla people are not authentic!
Who believed it?
How about this?
The Koreans are fighting with the Khitans, how dare they divide their troops to attack Silla?
Quan Gai Su Wen smoked?
Of course not!
Gan!
"Still fighting?"
Ming Jing was taken aback, "Since you are still fighting, why do you still want to fight Silla?"
Cheng Da smiled and said: "The Silla people are trying to trick Datang!"
Ming Jing happily said: "So Uncle Wu Yang's judgment is correct?"
Cheng Da nodded.
There has been a lot of discussion about this in the court these days, and even His Majesty hesitated about it, but he almost stubbornly thought that the people of Silla were not authentic...Ming Jing looked at Jia Pingan.
There is respect in those eyes!
(end of this chapter)
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