Great Tang Broom Star

Vol 2 Chapter 550: As soon as I opened my mouth...it was Tang Dynasty

Chapter 550 As soon as I opened my mouth...it was the prosperous Tang Dynasty

"quick!"

In Shazhou City, Kang Li was running wildly with a dozen of his men.

"There is someone ahead!"

They ran to the right.

"Why?"

A companion suddenly cried, "Why do they dare to share our news? Aren't they afraid that we will kill them?"

yes!

This is something that has confused even Conley so far.

"There is someone ahead!"

Conley exasperated, "Who?"

"Yes...it's Tang Jun!"

"Withdraw!"

He turned and ran.

The crowd followed him panting.

They burst out of a street.

At the intersection, Conley stopped suddenly.

On the left, dozens of sergeants trotted in formation.

Look at the right side, it turned out to be an official.

Officials in Shazhou, some were carrying horizontal knives, some were holding long guns, and some were even holding bows and arrows. Seeing them was like seeing the joy of meritorious service.

Is this an official?

In front, Jia Pingan came with Baiqi.

What about the back?

Conley turned around slowly.

Hundreds of people behind.

This side is the weakest!

He shouted without hesitation: "Scatter them."

More than a dozen people ran towards the common people.

They should be afraid, right?

Then there was a mess.

Conley couldn't help but feel lucky.

He knew he couldn't escape, but it would be heaven if he lived a little longer.

Someone among the people shouted: "Array!"

In an instant, men of different ages began to line up.

"Likes ahead!"

The people with spears stood in the first row.

An old man shouted: "Stand up, mother, this is a meritorious service. Killing a thief is a meritorious service. When you turn around, don't let the king know how to write Chang'an, and your ancestors will wake up laughing underground."

Those people are laughing.

They actually regarded the fight as a...joke?

Conley has been in Shazhou for more than half a month, and the people he has seen are all ordinary. He never thought that there would be such a change.

"dash forward!"

Two thieves rushed to the front.

They're playing well, Conley is confident...

"Assassination!"

All spears!

Poof!

The two most skilled thieves were stabbed to death here without any resistance.

The rest of the thieves were suffocated.

Is this the common people?

Conley scolded: "It's the army!"

"Step forward!"

The array actually moved.

Conley and others retreated step by step.

"Kneel down and throw away the knife and don't kill!"

Baiqi is shouting.

The sergeants have already begun to draw their bows and nock arrows.

Conley roared: "Why do those businessmen dare to betray us?"

If he can’t figure out this question, he will die with his eyes closed!

Of course because of the Stockholm Syndrome.

but…

Jia Pingan said in a deep voice: "Because this is Datang!"

The people of the Tang Dynasty dared to fight the most vicious thieves when they lined up.

The officials of the Tang Dynasty were the most powerful fighters with horizontal knives.

Such a Tang Dynasty...

Should not wither!

Jia Pingan took a deep breath, "Give up the knife and kneel down!"

Baiqi pushed forward.

Surrounded on all sides.

Someone knelt down, Conley was furious, and slashed his head, "Fight them!"

He rushed straight over.

"Dedication!"

Li Jingye let out a tiger roar, and rushed forward with a horizontal knife in his hand.

clang!

Conli is like a poor child, retreating step by step under Li Jingye's attack, and is in danger.

Li Jingye kicked him down, raised his knife...

"To live!"

Conley lay on the ground with despair in his eyes.

He raised the knife to kill himself.

"You also want to commit suicide under Yeye's eyes?"

Li Jingye kicked his long knife away.

Conley bounced up suddenly and rushed towards Li Jingye.

The horizontal knife stabbed into his lower abdomen, he smiled.

Li Jingye was a little frustrated.

"No problem!"

Jia Ping'an ordered the others to be recruited and went back to torture them.

Not long after arriving at the station, someone came to work in the army.

More than a hundred businessmen from foreign domains came with a convoy.

what does this mean?

Mo Qian came with him, but saw a touching scene.

"Thank you, Marquis Wuyang!"

"Thanks to Marquis Wuyang, otherwise I don't know how long the business I've been waiting for will last!"

"Then Conley is a disaster, thank you Marquis Wuyang."

"Marquis Wuyang, when you go back to Yanqi, please come to my house as a guest. There is a daughter in my family who is sixteen years old, and everyone says she is a beauty."

"Why is this?" If the businessmen reported Conley to protect themselves, but now they come to work...Why? Mo Qian racked his brains and couldn't think of it.

Is there a follow-up to Jia Pingan's theory of the thief and the businessman?

Jia Ping’an and the merchants said goodbye, Xu Jingzong caught him and asked, “Why?”

"It's just..." Jia Pingan felt that this syndrome was a bit immoral, "In fact, everyone has a bottom line. No matter how resolute a person is, when the fear exceeds his ability to bear, he will collapse. Then he felt that every time he lived, Every sip of water and a piece of cake is a gift from the thief. They hate the thief because of fear, but at this moment it gradually becomes gratitude, even worship..."

"Can it still be like this?" Xu Jingzong sighed: "The old man is well-informed and has experienced the troubled times at the end of the Sui Dynasty, but he still hasn't heard of such a miracle."

Mo Qian still couldn't figure it out, "To prevent foreign merchants from doing business is to put them in danger... Yes, merchants value profits. If they can't make money, they will die. At first they were furious, but when they saw that they couldn't change, they panicked. I was uneasy, and in the end... I even took the initiative to inform you."

Jia Pingan smiled and said, "Mo Shijun, you have already learned this trick."

Old man, this is hell!

Mo Qian cupped his hands and said loudly: "I have met many people in Shazhou and other places. Some are vicious, and some are cowardly. Some die for money, and some fight for women... All these are benefits. The old man thinks Once you see through interests, you can see through people's hearts, and I never thought that people's hearts are so wonderful, it's worth getting drunk."

Followed by the banquet.

Businessmen from all over the world gather here in Shazhou, and they have all kinds of goods and spices.

There is a whole sheep on the bonfire, and those spices that are priced at gold in Chang'an are generously smeared on it, and the smell is bursting.

Hu Nu danced in front of the hall, boldly winking at the youngest Jia Pingan.

Xu Jingzong blushed from drinking, "Xiao Jia, just take it to the next room... A man is alive, he should make meritorious deeds, why should he make meritorious deeds? Isn't it just for women?"

Huh!

Old Xu lived so transparently?

Man conquers women by conquering the world!

After conquering the world, pretending to be in front of a woman, and then the woman surrenders...

In other words, men are all pretending to compare goods!

Thinking of this, Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing while slapping the table.

"why are you laughing?"

Xu Jingzong's eyes straightened.

Jia Ping'an also drank too much, "I laugh at myself as a pretender! Hahahaha!"

Xu Jingzong stood up suddenly, "Who is dancing with this old man?"

He walked among the Hu girls, danced a dance that Jia Pingan couldn't understand, raised his head and laughed.

Mo Qian clapped the table and said, "The old man is here!"

Two old men are dancing together, Jia Ping toast and drink.

Xu Jingzong shouted heartily: "Why doesn't Xiao Jia have any poems?"

Mo Qian said with a smile: "Here in Shazhou, there should be exciting frontier poems!"

Jia Ping'an's that... The name of the poem is so famous that all the officials present couldn't help looking at him.

Even a few bearded girls and musicians slowed down the rhythm...

All the attention?

Jia Pingan drank a glass of wine, squinted...

As soon as I opened my mouth...it was Tang Dynasty!

"The banners of the Han family are all over Yinshan..."

"good!"

Someone burst into applause.

This first sentence makes people think of the banner of the Tang Dynasty flying outside the Great Wall.

"shut up!"

Xu Jingzong burped, "Listen...listen!"

Jia Ping'an continued to chant, "I will not send the horse back. I wish to serve the country with this body. Why should I be born in Yumen Pass!"

"good!"

Xu Jingzong came over staggeringly, picked up the jug and poured it.

Mo Qian laughed loudly, "If you don't send Hu Er and horses back, if any foreign race dares to spy on Datang, you should kill them all. Come on! Come on!"

Those officials toasted and drank.

"Marquis Wuyang is indeed the number one poet in my Tang Dynasty!"

"Marquis of Wuyang, the next official toast!"

"Marquis of Wuyang, drink hard!"

Damn it!

Jia Pingan realized something was wrong after a few glasses of wine.

To escape!

Urine escape...

"Let's go to the toilet together."

Fuck!

Jia Pingan sat down.

Xu Jingzong and Mo Qianqian drank, opened their mouths...vomit!

The drink spurted out of his mouth.

When I open my mouth, I can see Sheng Tang, but when you open your mouth, you can vomit.

Jia Pingan suddenly laughed and stood up, "Men are not flirtatious, so why come to the world!"

He walked over, and the eyes of several bearded girls became brighter, and they puffed up their most proud parts.

Like the face, or the chest, or the butt...

Jia Pingan picked up a bearded girl at random, and the bearded girl screamed, her excitement couldn't get any higher.

"What a romantic boy!"

Mo Qian helped Xu Jingzong go back, but was sprayed all over his face by him.

Jia Pingan carried Hu Nu to find a room and lay down casually.

He was thinking about Xu Jingzong's words and deeds during this trip.

When he proposed to block the merchants from foreign domains, Lao Xu only hesitated for a moment, then agreed, and then went to put pressure on Mo Qian and endorsed Jia Pingan.

Why is this?

You can talk about friendship if you want, but Jia Ping'an thinks it's more about benefits.

Old Xu's reputation has gradually improved since he met Jia Ping'an.

But he is still not accommodated by the mainstream officialdom.

Of course Xu Jingzong wanted to seek a breakthrough, but Changsun Wuji and others dismissed him. The emperor regarded him as his loyal dog, and the aristocratic family regarded him as a wild dog and sycophant...

He is also depressed, but he can only move forward. And Jia Ping made several shots to make Xu Jingzong's official career smooth. The key is that when Lao Xu was unlucky, Jia Pingan acted as a dog-headed military adviser to help him tide over the difficulties.

After a few times, Lao Xu couldn't help (that's the word tiger and wolf) and regarded himself and Jia Pingan as the same group. Aiwujiwu, he can take the blame for Jia Pingan, speak for Yang Deli, and even speak for Li Jingye.

Damn it!

Jia Pingan suddenly realized that he seemed to be pulling a thread.

There are several veterans in this line, including Xu Jingzong, Cui Jian, Dong Wang...and many others.

He thought of Li Ji, seemingly calm, but he got in touch with Lao Xu through him, and even got closer to Cheng Zhijie and the others, so that they needed to be deliberately alienated.

And Cheng Zhijie and others also got in touch with Cui Jian and others through Jia Pingan and Li Ji, and the two sides were struggling, no, collusion.

Everyone is in touch, and the middle point of contact is him!

A thread was drawn through him.

This line has gradually become a community of interests, **** it!

I seem to be pulling small groups?

There will be more and more people on this line in the future. How is it different from a small group?

but…

With too many people, it is impossible to have no party or affiliation. This is the summary of the master of dragon slaying.

Yes.

Since they are gathering a group of people to fight for their own ideals, so what if I form a small group just to save my life?

"Lang Jun!"

Jia Ping'an raised his head, and saw a bearded girl with a naked body, who shook her head hard.

Damn it!

Jia Pingan got up, "Get out!"

Hu Nu was obsessed with it, so Jia Pingan simply opened the door and slipped away.

When he saw Xu Jingzong, he found that old Xu had returned to his pious appearance.

"Xu Gong, what do you think we are related to each other?"

Jia Pingan asked seemingly casually.

Xu Jingzong retched a bit, clutching his stomach feeling a little uncomfortable, "What does it matter?"

Jia Pingan slapped his forehead and felt that he was crazy.

"Set off!"

The brigade set off.

Li Jingye leaned over, "Brother, that Hu girl last night was really...a very good **** shaker, she really is from Shazhou. I was wondering if I should take some back for Ah Weng."

"Good idea, I will prepare crutches for you later."

Jia Ping'an felt that Li Jingye's leg would be broken.

The crowd went all the way to the city gate, and when they left the city, they saw more than a hundred merchants waiting.

A businessman with a gray beard touched the high bridge of his nose, raised his glass, "Dear Marquis Wuyang, this is our respect, thank you for everything you have done for us."

Xu Jingzong retched a bit.

Yesterday, he drank too much, and played very high afterwards, and he hasn't recovered yet.

Even came to see him off?

Jia Pingan got off his horse and walked over, holding a wine glass and said: "This glass of wine carries the friendship of businessmen from all over the world. I seem to see that these friendships will blossom and bear fruit in the future...for this reason, let us shout Long live the Tang Dynasty."

He put his head back and did it.

Then moved and turned around to wipe away tears.

What is that for?

Xu Jingzong's eyes widened, and Xiao Jia actually spit out the drink in his sleeve?

"Long live the Tang Dynasty!"

In this year, Datang is the sun, and Datang is the moon. You will be honored to shout Long Live Datang.

No, Datang is the lighthouse of the world at this moment.

Jia Pingan and these businessmen left in tears.

After he could not see Shazhou City, Xu Jingzong wondered: "They shouldn't be poisoning, right?"

"But who can guarantee?"

The caravan passed by, the sound of camel bells...

…

Iluolu City, the capital of Kucha.

The bed was shaking.

After a long time, the only sound left was panting.

Guo Xiang Nali caressed his goatee, a sense of satisfaction appeared on his thin face. The other hand gently stroked the smooth back of the woman on her body.

"Nali, when can we do it?"

Ashina's voice was a little hoarse and dry.

Nali glanced at her, "The respected wife of King Kucha is lying under me, begging... what do you want?"

Ashina's pale face was full of regret, "What can I want? The only thing I want is majesty. Nali, when Bu Shibi and you were captured last time, I was also humiliated by the Tang army. This is a shame." If this kind of shame can't be washed away, can you sleep peacefully? And now the Tang Army has troops stationed in Kucha, they are like the Supreme Emperor of the Central Plains...Nali..."

"enough!"

Na used his strength to pinch and scolded: "It was Bu Shibi's mistake. He failed to command and lost to Tang Jun. Do you want to blame me? You stupid woman."

Ashina showed a charming smile, "What can you do?"

The bed shakes...

After a long time, Ashina went back, and Nali dressed and came out under the service of the maid.

A man approached, "Prime Minister, I have news."

"explain."

Nali leaned against the door, pointed to his lips, someone was going to get water.

The man said: "There is news from Shazhou that Chang'an has sent a mission, headed by the Minister of Rites Xu Jingzong, accompanied by Wuyang Marquis Jia Ping'an."

"How many people in total?"

"More than a hundred people."

"Convener."

Nali ordered in a concise and concise manner, and the servants brought warm water, he drank it slowly, and said lightly: "That woman is delicious, but I have many beauties. She hooked up with me, just to make Bu Shibi, who has taken refuge in Datang, unlucky , and then I became the King of Kucha... She wanted me to be the King of Kucha and Ashina Helu... well, Sabolo Khan, she wanted me to join forces with Sabolo Khan to disrupt the Western Regions, so that Datang is devastated."

The think tank beside him smiled, "Why not?"

"yes!"

Nali smiled and said: "In life, I have enjoyed everything I should enjoy, but I have never been the king of Kucha, and I have never slept with the woman of King Kucha. Now that I have slept with Ashina, I still have one wish left." , that is... to be the King of Kucha!"

More than ten people gathered later.

Someone said: "Minister of the State, when Ashina went back earlier, his face was flushed, he was stopped by Bu Shibi outside the palace and questioned, the two argued, Ashina gave him a sip."

Nari laughed loudly.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Is there anything more satisfying than this?

slept with the king's woman, and he was helpless.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Nari leaned forward and back together with a smile.

An official said: "Prime Minister, Bu Shi is weak, this is our chance."

Nali stopped laughing, and said lightly: "Chang'an sent a mission, headed by Minister of Rites Xu Jingzong, more than a hundred people. It's almost here."

Everyone was silent.

Nali smiled and said: "There is no need to worry, Bu Shibi can only continue to endure."

"What if he cries to Xu Jingzong? Will Xu Jingzong do anything?"

"I have already talked to Jie Liedian, and he will support me."

Jie Liedian is a general who was also captured by the Tang army.

At that time, Datang was invincible.

Later, General Jie Liedian took people out.

…

Bu Shibi was short and fat, looking at his wife with disgust on his face, "You are a shameful woman!"

Ashina's face was filled with satisfaction, "You are not as good as Nali."

A smear of blood appeared on his face, Bu Shibi stood up, "I will go to meet the Tang Dynasty Mission, and you, a stupid woman, can only tremble with Nali."

"Let's wait and see."

Ashina winked at the maid.

The maid left quickly and came back later, "The Prime Minister said don't worry, without evidence, Xu Jingzong can't do anything."

Ashina nodded, "Let's go and see Tang Ren."

The gate of Yiluolu City opened wide, and Bu Shibi came to welcome him in person.

Nali also rushed over, and the two sneered at each other.

Ashina was sitting in the carriage, and when he heard the sound of horseshoes, he opened the curtain.

Xu Jingzong dismounted with a majestic expression.

"This is Xu Jingzong."

Ashina nodded.

Immediately, a young man came into view.

The young man glanced at her and smiled.