Great Tang Broom Star

  Chapter 599 Blasphemy

   "Your Majesty."

  Li Zhi raised his head, reached out and rubbed his forehead, feeling a little dizzy.

  Wang Zhongliang approached, "The queen just beat Xia Jing."

   "Why?" Li Zhi tapped his forehead lightly with his fingers, and then pressed hard.

  Wang Zhongliang glanced worriedly, "Said Xia Jing belittled His Majesty."

"Um?"

   Li Zhi closed his eyes and felt better.

"Marquis Wuyang's wife and children went to the palace first, and when they came out, Xia Jing stopped her and said some harsh words... Then Jia Pingan entered the palace, and later went to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, saying that Baiqi had found something lost in the palace outside, and asked the internal servant The province cooperates with the investigation, but Xia Jing refuses..."

  Li Zhi let go of his hand, and said calmly: "So Jia Ping'an used this to say that Xia Jing belittled me?"

   "Yes." Wang Zhongliang expressed admiration.

   Li Zhi pondered...

   "The queen took this opportunity to beat Xia Jing, more because she wanted to gain prestige...a woman..."

  Wang Zhongliang bowed his head, thinking that women are so weird, and their minds are hard to guess, but there are many men who follow them, why?

  He is not tempted when he looks at the women in the palace!

   "Ministry of Internal Affairs..." Li Zhi said slowly, "I will find a reason to praise you later."

  Wang Zhongliang shivered, "Yes."

  The empress scolded Xia Jing, but the emperor didn't scold her either, probably thinking it was a good beating. But in order to check and balance, we still have to praise the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

   Between men and women is really too complicated.

  Wang Zhongliang quietly went to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

  The Qingming Canal passes through Chang'an City from outside the city all the way to the outside of Yeting Palace. The palace people were washing by the pool, and some people laughed from time to time.

  Washing clothes is hard work, but no matter how hard it is, you have to enjoy it.

  Wang Zhongliang is well aware of this.

  A servant squatted in front of a stone slab, with a bowl of water beside him, dipped in the water from time to time to write and draw on the slate.

   What is this writing?

  Wang Zhongliang leaned over to take a look, and the slate was full of things he couldn't understand.

  The servant behind him asked, "What are you writing?"

  The servant turned around, "Hao Mi has seen Wang Zhongguan."

  Wang Zhongliang asked: "What is this writing?"

  Someone behind him said: "I'm afraid it's not a talisman?"

  Haomi said: "This is arithmetic...this formula..."

  After listening for a while, Wang Zhongliang said with a dry smile, "Write slowly, slowly."

  Damn it, I can't understand it at all.

  But it seems very reasonable.

   Then news spread that the Ministry of Internal Affairs was praised by the emperor.

   "Sure enough, Your Majesty will not abandon the harem!"

  Xia Jing, who was lying on the bed, smiled and said, "Although we were beaten up, we saw it clearly, it was worth it!"

   His **** was hurting, he bared his teeth, "How about the queen? Are you angry?"

  The queen didn't respond at all.

  …

"get up."

   "I'm sorry, husband, let's sleep a little longer."

   "Can't afford it?"

   "I can't afford it if I can't afford it."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

  Su Ho's armpit was attacked, laughing and twitching.

  Get up and wash, and then practice.

   "Lang Jun, after Wang Yuerong returned, someone from the Li family came to the village to inquire about her situation."

  Du He had a sullen expression on his face, "Are you trying to take advantage of the fire?"

   "Wrong." Jia Pingan retracted the knife and took a deep breath, "This is trying to cover up."

  Shen Qiu floated in like a ghost.

   "What's the matter?"

   Jia Ping'an's eyes showed vigilance.

   Ah Fu walked out slowly.

  Shen Qiu glanced at Ah Fu, "What did Baiqi find out about the theft in the palace?"

   "Just got stolen."

   Didn't Li Zhi not care? He also appeased the Ministry of Internal Affairs, so what are you asking now?

  Shen Qiu frowned, "Be honest."

   "That's the truth, just the little things."

  Let's follow the emperor's mind, is there still something wrong?

  Shen Qiu asked a few more words, then left.

  Someone shouted outside: "The dog is crazy!"

wipe!

  Although his children were taken care of when they went out, Jia Ping'an still felt nervous, "Open the door."

  He went out with a horizontal knife in his hand, and saw a dog chasing two men in front of him.

  The dog is really going crazy, and people can't stop it.

   "Get out of the way!"

  Jiang Rong came with the soldiers, but the dog was so fierce that no one dared to stop it.

   "Get out of the way!"

  The first sentence to get out of the way is to make people avoid, but the second sentence is to make people run away.

  The soldiers who were chased by a mad dog fled in embarrassment.

   "Lang Jun, be careful when you go out today." Du He said with great experience: "We will invite people from the Jinwu Guard to come later. They wear armor and have bows and arrows. Shoot and kill them."

  Jia Pingan also thought so.

  Jiang Rong ran wildly while observing, and seeing Jia Pingan outside the door, he shouted: "Marquis Wuyang, hurry back and close the door."

  The mad dog heard the sound and looked, salivating at the corner of his mouth, roaring and rushing over.

   Madan!

   Jia Pingan was angry, "Close the door."

   Suck!

   The black and white thing rolled out.

   "Ah Fu!" Du He shouted, "Come back."

  Xu Xiaoyu even rushed out, trying to get Ah Fu back.

  Kafu has already accelerated.

   Whoosh!

  The mad dog was taken aback, and then growled.

  Shen Qiu stopped, turned around and looked at this scene with great interest.

   Ah Fu stopped, looking around rather honestly.

  What a stupid iron eater.

  The mad dog began to approach slowly, with its tail drooping, its mouth open, its sharp teeth gleaming, and the saliva flowing down the corners of its mouth.

   Ah Fu slowly looked back at it.

  The mad dog rushed over with a roar.

   "Ah Fu!"

   Someone exclaimed.

  Ah Fu has been in Daodefang for several years. At the beginning, the residents were very afraid of this extremely ferocious iron-eating beast in the rumors.

  So Ah Fu became the favorite of Daodefang.

  Afu stood up and waved his claws...

   Poof!

  The mad dog fell to the ground and twitched. Ah Fu scratched it with his paws, shook his head, turned around and rushed towards Jia Pingan.

   "This is... Ah Fu?"

  Ah Fu once threw down a thief, but this is a mad dog!

   Anyway, you have to fight.

   Just a paw...

  Shen Qiu's cheeks trembled, he lightly hit the horse, "Drive!"

   Hurry up and go!

  Ah Fu rushed over and hugged his father's thigh, humming.

  My son, you really did embarrass your father.

   Jia Pingan rubbed Ah Fu, feeling elated.

   "Hey! Old Shen, don't go!"

   This fellow has not forgotten to keep Shen Qiu.

   "Drive!"

  Shen Qiu hurriedly urged the horse.

  Getting news from the backyard later, Wei Wushuang said: "Prepare some delicious food for Alfodor today."

   "Give Ah Fu one of my chicken legs too."

  Su Ho rubbed Ah Fu, feeling so happy to have such a cute pet at home.

  Ah Fu lay on the ground, humming comfortably.

  …

   On the way to the Yamen, Jia Pingan met Uncle Li, and he bragged wildly, making his Ah Fu an invincible existence in the world.

   "Xiao Jia."

  Uncle Li frowned, "The Guozijian asked for money a while ago, but it was cut in half. They said you were bewitched?"

wipe!

   Isn’t that what Lao Xu did?

  Jia Pingan shook his head and said firmly, "This matter has nothing to do with me."

  Li Chunfeng nodded, "That's right, that's a matter for the Ministry of Rites and has nothing to do with you."

   Looking back, he told the Imperial College, and then it was rumored that Xiao Bo scolded Xu Jingzong as a traitor in the Imperial College.

  Guozijian was cut in funding, but mathematics got a little more, which aroused the envy and hatred of all scholars for a while.

   "Marquis Wuyang, I am very grateful for the mathematics!"

  Han Wei came, and enthusiastically invited Jia Pingan to inspect on behalf of mathematics teachers and students.

   "Mathematics is looking forward to it."

  Mathematics is much better now than before, the school building has been repaired, and even the dining hall is much more spacious than before.

   When Jia Pingan arrived, he was in class.

  The sound of reading is so loud that people can't help but feel relaxed and happy, and just want to stop and listen.

  Learning is the instinct of human beings. From ancient slash-and-burn cultivation to later bronze ware, human beings are constantly learning and making progress.

  Jia Ping'an thinks of future generations...

  The students of the later generations can be said to be head-hanging beams, assiduous as a cone piercing their thighs, but manpower is sometimes poor...the knowledge is getting more and more detailed, and more and more.

  People's ability and energy are limited, so a student can only choose one direction to study hard.

   This is the meaning of division.

   Subsequently, a group of people in various fields are researching and advancing... subdivision, and...

  Damn it, where are so many people doing research?

  Jia Ping'an couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle when he thought of the divisions of later generations.

   "Marquis Wuyang, tell everyone."

  Gewu textbook was thrown into mathematics by Jia Pingan, and then he disappeared.

   "Where did the Marquis of Wuyang come from?"

   Xiao Bo came with people.

  He approached and whispered: "You still dare to come?"

   Jia Pingan was speechless, "Why didn't you dare to come?"

   "The old man scolded Xu Jingzong just to coax them, but no one is a fool. All the schools in the Imperial College have been deducted money and food, but the number of arithmetic has increased a lot. Do you think that others can't see your careful thinking? How dare you come to the Imperial College..."

  Several teaching assistants stared at Jia Pingan snortingly, and one of them pointed at Jia Pingan, "Marquis Wuyang, you are the one who intercepted the money and food from our son's prison?"

  Han Wei whispered: "This is Xiao Li, a great Confucian!"

   A great Confucian is a great Confucian, what else are you doing?

   Besides, there are so many great Confucian scholars... It's the same as singing in later generations. When seeing a guest, the door shouts: Hello, boss. Those girls will also call the boss when they see guests.

  How can there be so many bosses?

   It's just flattery.

  Jia Pingan said indifferently: "Is there not enough money and food for the Imperial College?"

   This person actually admitted it?

  Xiao Li was trembling with anger, "Of course the money and rations of the Imperial College are not enough, besides, what does it matter to you whether it is enough or not?"

   A group of old turtledoves!

Jia Pingan laughed and said, "Where did the money and food come from? It's all the people's fat and people's anointing. What do you say it has nothing to do with me? You take the people's fat and people's anointing as a matter of course, and you still say what you have to do. Then I will tell you today, These things are closely related to the people of the world.”

   "Shameless!"

   It was Yang Dingyuan who was yelling and scolding. He was invited by Wang Qi to suppress the place when he was arresting criminals in Baiqi last time, but he was suppressed by Chen Bao on the spot.

  Jia Pingan glanced at him, "Last time you came forward to find my fault for Wang Qi, and if you come back today, it can be seen that you are sincerely against me. Do I have a grudge against you?"

  Yang Dingyuan scolded: "Traitor!"

   This is the routine.

  You reason with him, but he calls you a traitor. You reason with him, he scolds you... just like this cycle. If you criticize him again, he will roll on the ground and say something about suppression...

   In a word, I am the only one who is right in this world. I am standing on the cloud, omniscient and omnipotent. And those of you who understand me should follow me, and those who don't understand are idiots with brain problems.

   "The shrew swears at the street!"

   Jia Pingan said contemptuously.

Just as Yang Dingyuan was about to scold, Jia Pingan said: "Is the money and food in the Imperial College really not enough? Why I heard that the Imperial College has more than enough money and food, but the teaching assistants like to have parties, and they like to invite some prostitutes to accompany them... These days are so comfortable, but the money Who's out?"

  Yang Dingyuan was startled.

   Xiao Bo stared at him, "Shut up!"

  Yang Dingyuan was not angry, just about to speak, a colleague beside him said in a low voice: "Your mother also eats and drinks a lot, and dare to speak."

  Even Xiao Li died down.

   "Who paid for it?"

   Jia Pingan asked again.

  Nobody answered.

   "Should I give this money?"

   Jia Pingan asked.

  Xiao Li suddenly said: "Your study of things is a knowledge that confuses people's hearts, but it comes from the Mohist school? How many people were bewitched by the Mohist school back then..."

  This is also a routine.

  After you catch their fault, they will avoid talking about it, and quickly catch your other problems...whether it is a problem or not, find a point to spray you first.

   Then you will inevitably argue with them, well, successfully changed the subject, and they took the initiative again.

  One sentence: We never make mistakes.

  In this era when people's wisdom is not yet developed, such routines are overwhelming, so many people become famous, but they are actually a bag of brats.

  Jia Pingan said contemptuously: "The Mohists can at least make utensils and invent utensils. What can you invent? What else can you do besides Haoshou Qiongjing?"

  He entered the classroom.

   "Today I will tell you about Gewu."

   It is right to stick to Confucianism, it is right to delve into Confucianism, the mistake is to suppress other theories.

   "What is Gewu? Xinxue calls this science physics, but you all know that when Xinxue was suppressed in every possible way, it had no choice but to use a name close to Confucianism in order to survive."

  Suppression of academics is no different from fighting, in fact, the competition is for monopoly power. Later in development, religions are also fighting each other, and they still want to monopolize.

  “…They want to monopolize learning, but why suppress it? Because they don’t have this ability, so they use the power of the imperial court to drive and suppress a hundred schools of learning.”

   "Traitor, you must die!"

  Outside, Yang Dingyuan pointed and cursed.

   "Sabbie!"

  Making opponents angry is Jia Pingan's favorite thing, "But this is Datang!"

  The rise of Confucianism in the Tang Dynasty originated from Wu Mei's Daxing imperial examination. Before that, even Li Zhi sneered at Confucianism.

   "Some people say that new learning is useless, so I would like to ask, what's the use of Confucianism?" Jia Pingan said indifferently: "Let's talk about physics. I just want to do an experiment for you today."

  The stove came in, an iron rod and an iron sleeve, Jia Pingan called the students up, "You try to poke this rod in."

  The student tried it, "Marquis Wuyang, this stick is too big, but the cover is too small, so I can't get in."

   Several consecutive student tests will not work.

   Jia Ping'an put the iron sleeve in the stove to heat it, took a porcelain bottle and an egg in his spare time.

   "Just wait and see."

  He got alcohol into it and lit it, then peeled the egg and put it on the mouth of the bottle.

   "I'll let the egg squeeze itself in."

   "Marquis Wuyang, the eggs are much bigger, can't they?"

   This huge gap can be seen with the naked eye, are you fooling us?

  A teaching assistant outside laughed and said, "Is this trying to trick us into being fools?"

"Huh!"

   Someone was surprised.

  Everyone looked and saw that the egg had moved.

  Cheap!

  Eggs actually went in.

"this…"

  The few students watching from the side were stunned.

   "You wait and try."

  The process of the experiment was very simple. A student followed suit, and the egg really went in.

   "Why?"

   Jia Pingan glanced at Yang Dingyuan outside, "Does Assistant Yang know?"

  Yang Dingyuan sneered and said: "It's all about tricks, you can do tricks even if you have a trick!"

   "You all like to talk about tricks for things you don't understand."

   Jia Pingan laughed out loud.

   "It's called negative pressure!"

  Jia Pingan picked up the porcelain bottle and said, "I first burn it with alcohol, and a negative pressure is formed inside. The negative pressure is different from the outside air pressure. At this time, as long as you put the egg on the mouth of the bottle, the negative pressure will naturally **** the egg in..."

  He tested again, this time with a few eggs.

   Bah bah bah... bang!

  The egg sucked so fast that it broke the bottom of the porcelain bottle.

   A group of people were dumbfounded.

   "This is only part of it."

  Jia Pingan took out the red-hot iron sheath and put it on the ground, then used an iron rod to cover it...

   "Go in!"

   "It went in easily."

   Jia Ping'an used an iron rod to penetrate in and picked up the iron sheath.

  Everyone couldn't help exclaiming.

   Jia Pingan looked at Yang Dingyuan, "Is this a trick?"

  Yang Dingyuan sneered, "Of course."

   "Everything you don't understand is called a trick. Now you say it's a trick, and you'll call it crooked in the future..."

   "Pretend to understand if you don't understand!" Jia Ping'an felt that he was really inferior to reasoning with such people.

   "Zizi is rude!" Xiao Li, with gray beard and hair, "Can such trivial things be learned?"

hehe!

  Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing, "Then what do you think can be knowledge? What teaches people how to behave is knowledge, and everything else is stinky shit?

  I just want to ask, if you have learned how to be a human being for many years, will it be beneficial to your family and country?

  Who is fighting for the country? Who is farming for the country, who is building weapons for the country... What can you do? "

  Xiao Lilang said: "We can teach people all over the world. What is a human being? You have to learn from learning, and you are a human being who knows the truth. Otherwise, how different is it from a beast?"

Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing, "It's a simple matter that has to be made so much fanfare. What is the knowledge of being a human being? Everyone has to think about this, who wants to figure out how to fight and how to farm... How complicated is life? Just tell the world the truth, But I have to make these principles extremely complicated, making people look at the clouds and mist...

  So you feel that you have become a god, overlooking all living beings... others will be deceived by you, but in the eyes of Jia, the so-called Confucianism is just a learning, and it must be infinitely elevated, why? "

  The whole people learn Confucianism, what do they learn?

Follow-up Confucianism has no way to advance, because there are only so many words of the sages, with only one meaning... A group of people textual research, analysis, and add their own understanding... Haoshou poor scriptures, and then one day they found that they had hit a wall, and the front was empty. out of the way.

  But they will keep pace with the times!

  So the philosophizing of Confucianism began...

  Everyone is a philosopher, and everyone is bound in that circle by the Confucianism: monarch and minister!

  Look at the entire Central Plains, all scholars are philosophers, how spectacular?

  He looked at Xiao Li and said, "This is just a trick for you to raise yourself!"

  Damn it!

  It’s nothing more than a science, but it has become the national culture of a country. Then it is constantly updated... Every generation has scholars to ponder and update. One sentence can give you a whole book, no, a book can't study this sentence...

  The sages who knew something would probably be stupefied: It’s just that old man, is it worth it for you descendants to be so crazy?

  Is this knowledge?

  Chicken!

   Jia Pingan said coldly: "This is not learning, this is showing off!"

   Exploded!

  Yang Dingyuan pointed at Jia Pingan, ecstatic in his heart, "How dare you blaspheme Confucianism!"

  Xiao Li trembled with anger, "You... you are not a son of man, you should be... annihilated."

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