Great Tang Broom Star

Vol 2 Chapter 639: I want to strangle you

Chapter 639 I want to strangle you

Jia Ping'an walked to the teaching position, and Han Wei backed away involuntarily.

Jia Pingan took a look at the students and thought to himself, don’t let this group of clubs loose their belts at this time!

Hold up your face.

"Analytics and arithmetic, the DPRK and China have set up a special school for accounting, which shows that they attach great importance to arithmetic."

Datang pays attention to practicality, so learn what is practical.

But there is not much to learn. Those hundreds of schools of thought that are as vast as stars in history have long been thrown into the garbage dump by Confucianism, and can no longer be found.

"You have been studying for a long time. Today I will ask some questions. If you do well, you will have enough wine and meat. If you don't do well... don't say you are a math student when you go out."

Jia Pingan immediately asked dozens of questions, and Han Wei noticed that they were all related to money and food.

No, it has something to do with the Ministry of Household Affairs.

He glanced at Tang Lin, his heart beating faster.

Tang Lin walked down with a straight face.

Those students have already transcribed the topic and started to do it.

Shua...

Almost without thinking!

Shua!

this!

Tang Lin felt that he had met a top student, so he moved forward.

Shua!

Still answering questions quickly!

I don’t believe it!

Go further.

Shua!

Tang Lin changed a row, but it was still the same.

He returned to the top and whispered: "Who will change it?"

"Tang Shangshu, these are trivial matters. If anyone makes a mistake, I can beat his **** into four pieces on the spot!"

Such a simple calculation is still wrong, so if you don’t kill it, you can save it for the New Year?

Jia Ping'an looked reserved.

This small test was completed quickly, Jia Pingan nodded, "Changing the paper immediately."

Shua!

The teaching assistants are still fast!

Damn it!

This arithmetic...it really is hidden dragon and crouching tiger!

Master Jia threw his own private goods in Mathematics, and now the teachers and students of Mathematics go out... To put it bluntly, the computing power crushes the current world.

So the teachers and students were worried about their future, and Jia Pingan could only sneer at this.

A group of clubs, really think that what I teach is useless?

"All right!"

Tang Lin also took a paper and read it carefully.

He still has the basic computing ability, but the speed is very slow.

All right!

He looked up and looked at Jia Ping'an in amazement, and then his eyes burst into splendor, like an old man who has been hungry for countless years seeing a beautiful beauty, or like a poor man who has eaten wheat all his life seeing a pot of braised rice Meat…

"Xiao Jia!"

Does this make you tempted?

Jia Pingan said flatly: "Don't worry."

What else do you have?

What Tang Lin wants is computing power, just like those scientists in later generations are roaring: I want a supercomputer, you **** get me a tens of millions, who are you fooling? Go, get a 100 billion level one.

Computing is productivity!

The great new study has made great contributions.

Jia Pingan said flatly: "Abacus!"

He smiled at Tang Lin, that kind of confidence!

Old Tang, do you think those little tests are my new ultimate ability?

So today I will show you what supercomputing is.

"Report the number."

This is an old rule, and the teaching assistants are very familiar with it.

Han Wei is reporting the number, adding or subtracting two numbers, or even several numbers.

Clap clap!

The beads of the abacus bounced up and down on the pole, making a crisp sound.

This is the sound of nature!

Outside, Yang Dingyuan, the assistant teacher of Guozijian, approached the classroom with his hands behind his back, pretending to be nonchalant.

What is this doing inside?

He took a look.

Abacus.

Why do you do this?

He turned his eyes and saw Jia Pingan and Tang Lin.

Tang Lin actually came to Mathematics. Jia Pingan wanted him to help Mathematics?

But important people in the court must go through the Ministry of Officials. Do you, Jia Pingan, really think that all this can be done?

hehe!

Those students used their abacus and handwriting, and they actually recorded while calculating.

this…

Tang Lin walked down again.

This time he was standing next to a student, using his unadvanced calculation ability to do calculations clumsily.

First one, yes.

The second... is also correct.

The third…

He raised his head suddenly, with surprise in his eyes.

This kind of calculation speed, if the household department can have this kind of people...

Xiao Jia, how can I repay you for your concern for this old man!

Snapped!

After the calculation was over, the students raised their heads with unfinished thoughts.

"The topic is too simple."

A student was a little dissatisfied.

"Yes! This kind of calculation is like a child's play."

This is a child's play.

Xiao Jia, what kind of monsters did you get out of here?

He walked back, turned around and said, "This old man wants... fifty people!"

Jia Pingan was secretly happy, but said with a embarrassed face: "Too many, really too many."

Tang Lin shot like lightning, held his hand, and sneered, "Will you give it?"

The teachers and students were stunned.

what does this mean?

It seems that Tang Lin, on behalf of the Account Department, wants fifty students...

Damn it!

Exploded!

A group of students who were still depressed just now suddenly got up.

Staring at Jia Pingan with piercing eyes.

Marquis Wuyang actually talked Tang Lin!

Promise!

Fifty!

Jia Pingan shook his head, unyielding like a husband-wife stone, "It's not that I don't give it to you, these students' calculation skills are unrivaled in the world, Tang Shangshu, do the math yourself, how many places in the world need such talents? Your household department opened your mouth Fifty people are needed...Does that mean you want to do it all in one pot? Absolutely no!"

Tang Lin clenched his hand and said in a low voice, "I remember your kindness!"

Your love is worthless!

Jia Pingan smiled wryly, "Many people have already booked these students."

Promise!

Han Wei wished he could jump up instead of Jia Pingan and agreed.

Tang Lin narrowed his eyes, "Analysis... the most important thing in the world is the Ministry of Accounting, and the Department of Accounting... should belong to the Ministry of Accounting!"

"you!"

Jia Ping'an's face turned pale, "It's absolutely impossible!"

Tang Lin sneered, "Professor Guozijian is not interested in those who care about me. I only know the calculations required by the Ministry of Households, calculations! Those who are given by the Ministry of Officials have to learn from the beginning when they enter the Ministry of Accounting, but can the Ministry of Accounting wait? Datang may wait ? This matter is settled like this. From now on, Mathematics will be selected by the Ministry of Households first..."

Jia Pingan sighed.

Is this reluctant?

Tang Lin said in an airy way: "Looking back, the Ministry of Households will give you a batch of money and food every year!"

Is it enough?

Tang Lin stared at Jia Pingan, worried that this guy would turn his back on him.

But Jia Ping'an just wanted him to accept some students, to open the door for mathematics, and then he went around for alms, always finding a way out for these students.

Didn't expect Tang Lin to want to do it all.

There is also money and food.

Those teachers and students are almost drooling.

Jia Pingan glanced at Han Wei.

Calm down!

Don't be so **** embarrassing to me!

Han Wei quickly put away that eager look.

Jia Pingan immediately said in a dilemma: "I'm afraid the officials are..."

"Officials?" Tang Lin sneered and said, "Of course, I will go to His Majesty to discuss this matter. If the officials dare to obstruct them, I will take their money and food later!"

Tang Shangshu is mighty and domineering!

Jia Pingan almost called 666 for him, and then threw a few rockets.

"That `s a deal."

Tang Lin patted Jia Ping'an's hand, and said earnestly: "Come back home for dinner, I've been an official all my life, and I've kept so much experience in my heart! I'll teach you all of it later!"

Old Tang's method is not suitable for Master Jia.

But he still praised Tang Lin's character.

"The old man is entering the palace now, Xiao Jia, you must not go back on your word!"

Jia Pingan sent Tang Lin out, and saw Yang Dingyuan with a gloomy expression head on.

"Tang Shangshu walk slowly."

"The old man has to hurry up, lest you kid will not admit it!"

Tang Lin got on his horse, pointed at Jia Pingan, and left in high spirits.

Jia Ping'an smiled, "Assistant Yang is here to spy?"

"You...Tang Lin is willing to accept these students...you...you..."

He staggered and turned around and ran.

Jia Pingan went in, and the classroom immediately exploded.

"Thank you, Marquis Wuyang!"

Han Wei said excitedly: "How did Marquis Wuyang persuade Tang Shangshu?"

"It's not that I persuaded him, but that he needs to learn arithmetic."

Jia Pingan felt that he was too wise.

Looking at those students, looking at him is like looking at the reborn parents.

Future is destiny. The original future of mathematics was cut off by Wang Kuan, but who would have thought that Jia Pingan would continue it later, and the future would be even greater.

If the future of mathematics was a narrow path, now it is a special two-way four-lane road.

The bullpen is out!

"Sacrificial wine!"

Wang Kuan frowned while practicing calligraphy, "What's the matter?"

Yang Dingyuan entered the duty room, and Wang Kuan saw his pale face, so he said indifferently: "Be calm when things happen, otherwise how to teach students?"

But Yang Dingyuan couldn't calm down!

"Sacrificial wine, that Jia Ping'an attracted Tang Lin..."

"Household Department?" Wang Kuan thought for a while, "The Household Department can ask for some people, but it's just a drop in the bucket."

"No!" Yang Dingyuan said painfully: "Jijiu, Tang Lin promised the Ministry of Accounting to take over the mathematics school, and gave them a sum of money and food every year, and the Ministry of Accounting selected the students of mathematics every year..."

The brush fell, and a big character just written became too.

"What did you say?"

Wang Kuan tapped the table, the ink in the inkstone rippling slightly.

Calmness is like a fart, he let it go by himself.

Wang Kuan’s eyes were full of disbelief, "The household department is taking a risk by offending the official department. How did Jia Pingan plead with Tang Lin? What did he use in exchange?"

Yang Dingyuan shook his head, he still finds it magical, "Tang Linzhuo asked for it."

Wang Kuan sneered, "Is Tang Lin crazy?"

What the **** are you playing with me for a fool?

Yang Dingyuan smiled wryly, "Xiaguan saw Tang Lin holding Jia Ping'an's hand with his own eyes, threatening and luring him, saying that he would turn his face if he didn't give it..."

Boom!

The writing brush fell, and the word Tai became a ball of ink.

"Why?"

Wang Kuan took over Guozijian, learned from the failure of his predecessor Mo Jia, and cut flesh with a slow knife. But Jia Ping'an's move completely made his method useless.

"Go and ask!"

Wang Kuan's face was livid, and he paced back and forth.

Yang Dingyuan went away, and when he came back later, his complexion became more and more ugly.

"Jia Ping'an was teaching mathematics at the beginning, saying that he wanted to teach practical knowledge, so he just wanted to learn it in his spare time... Those practical studies... Tang Lin was shocked!"

Wang Kuan sat down slumped, "What a Jia Pingan! What a Jia Pingan!"

…

crazy!

Tang Lin entered the palace like a madman.

"Your Majesty, can arithmetic be transferred to the Ministry of Households?"

Li Zhi was confused by this request.

"Why?"

Tang Lin is upright, so Li Zhi is willing to give him this opportunity to explain, and put someone else directly on the blacklist.

"Your Majesty, those in mathematics are all the talents that my household department urgently needs..."

Later, Tang Lin left happily.

Li Zhi sat there, "Go and ask about mathematics."

"Your Majesty."

Wu Mei came with the prince.

"Prince finished today's homework?"

"yes."

Li Hong looked confused.

Li Zhi asked with a smile: "But is there anything you don't understand? Tell me."

Dads like to show their talents and win the admiration of their children at this time.

Li Hong said happily: "I have a question that I don't understand, Aye, I took fifty coins to buy something to play with, I bought a puppet, the puppet was twenty-seven coins, but the merchant only refunded me three coins , Aye, why is this?"

Li Zhi thought for a while, "Shouldn't it be a refund of twenty-three dollars? The businessman is probably a profiteer."

Li Hong hilariously said, "Aye...because I only gave him thirty coins!"

This baby is short of five elements! Li Zhi said embarrassingly: "It turned out to be like this."

"Aye, I eat one catty of cakes today, two catties for working tomorrow, half a catty for not working the day after tomorrow, and two taels of cakes the day after tomorrow. Aye, how many cakes did I eat in total?"

Li Zhi couldn't get it right in his mind, "This..."

"It's three catties and seven taels!"

Li Hong clapped his hands and laughed.

Wu Mei smiled and said: "My child, you, Aye, just don't want to argue with you."

Li Zhi didn't expect it all at once, but he couldn't help but feel relieved to see his son so smart.

"Why only eat two taels of bread?"

Li Zhi is going to teach his son how much a person must eat in a day.

Li Hong said firmly: "Aye, eat more when you work, and eat less when you don't work. This is how the people live. It's so hard."

Li Zhi was surprised, "Who taught you?"

As a prince, one must know people's livelihood. Li Zhi smiled and said, "I actually know how to incorporate people's livelihood into such topics. The children find it interesting. While learning, they also know that people's livelihood is difficult. This person can be of great use."

Li Hong said: "It's uncle...it's Marquis Wuyang."

Li Zhi was stunned.

Wu Mei smiled and said: "Ping An sometimes whispered to the prince, but I didn't care about it, who knew that he would say such things."

Later, there were memorials from the Ministry of Officials.

"Your Majesty, the Ministry of Officials said that Tang Lin, the Ministry of Accounting, made a big fuss with the Ministry of Officials in order to get students of mathematics into the Ministry of Accounting..."

Officials must follow the procedures of the Ministry of Officials if they want to take office, otherwise it is illegal.

Li Zhi was silent for a long time, "Give it to him!"

He raised his head and saw the smug look in Wu Mei's eyes, he couldn't help laughing and said: "You are so proud now, how did I hear that you kicked him a few times last time?"

Wu Mei retorted, "Your Majesty ordered Ping An to be grounded a while ago, which is worse than my concubine."

Since taking over the government, Wu Mei has gradually stopped hiding her temper, showing her domineering side.

Li Zhi pointed at her, "Wretch!"

Wang Zhongliang laughed beside him.

Then he touched his nose, why... bleeding again?

…

Several teaching assistants in Mathematics had to invite Jia Pingan to dinner. After the meal, Jia Pingan was so drunk that he became dizzy.

"I won't drink next time."

Drinkers do this every time.

"Xiao Jia!"

Wearing a red dress, Gao Yang came with a group of women.

I go!

Jia Pingan just wanted to run away after seeing him.

"Princess, this is..."

"Let's go to fight horses!"

A group of women looked at Jia Pingan with a smile.

"Marquis Wuyang looks more and more handsome."

Damn, do these old women want to eat people?

"Has Marquis Wuyang written any poems recently?"

A lady leaned over with a pretty smile on her face.

This **** is in spring?

Jia Pingan just took a look and knew that this woman was teasing him.

Gao Yang didn't realize it, and excitedly talked about the game with the lady next to him.

"Marquis of Wuyang..."

The woman's eyes were full of water, "Wuyang Hou killed the famous Tubo general Dasai in the battle of Tuyuhun, and I didn't sleep all night after hearing about it... If Wuyang Hou can write a poem for my slave..."

Then I am your man.

How about two songs?

Jia Pingan didn't expect these ladies to be so bold, coughed dryly, "Recently, I've run out of ideas..."

The woman's eyes were full of disappointment, "I like Wuyanghou's poems the most, maybe we can drink together?"

I'm afraid I'll be ruined by you.

The stadium is right in front of you, and there are already two groups of people there.

"Pass the ball!"

Madan!

Li Jingye was there.

He has a generous body and is not afraid of confrontation at all, galloping all the way with the ball.

The defensive players in front saw that the situation was not good, so they swung decisively.

"Damn it!"

This shot hit Li Jingye's shoulder, almost hitting his face.

Li Jingye reached out and grabbed his opponent, just punched...

"Fuck him!"

A group of ladies were excited.

"Hit!"

Fighting horses often leads to fights, such as referees making mistakes, or quarreling, or being too behind and not comfortable... I will kill you!

Li Jingye was besieged by several opponents, and Jia Pingan scolded: "You bitch, single-handedly fight!"

At this time, heads-up is the rule.

A man grinned grinningly and said, "Yeah, there are too many people. Why, are you not convinced?"

Jia Pingan snapped his fingers.

"Lang Jun!"

The servant is here.

Recently, Master Jia offended those dignitaries, so he brought a lot of people with him when he went in and out.

"More than people?" Jia Pingan said flatly, "Hit!"

He rushed over first, closed his eyes with one punch, then lifted his vaginal legs, and his opponent knelt down and howled.

Xu Xiaoyu's hands are flying knees, and she looks extremely fierce.

Duan Chuliang threw up his opponent with one punch, and then he was about to kick his face.

Damn it!

This is the rhythm of killing people!

"Chen Dong!"

Chen Dong kicked Duan Chuliang away with one kick. At this moment, Li Jingye was able to get away, only to hear him growl, grab a man, raised his hands, and threw him towards the opposite side.

Those women covered their mouths and exclaimed, their eyes staring... all phoenix eyes and almond eyes turned into copper bells.

"Die to yay!"

Li Jingye punched in the face, followed by a kick.

Two men fell down.

He goes straight for it, throwing a punch at his opponent.

The opponent raised his hand, his face was pale, "Dedicate yourself to your work!"

The fist stopped in front of his nose, and the wind followed, blowing his hair flying.

Li Jingye looked up and looked around.

"Damn, this is Xiong Zhen!"

"We admit defeat!"

Li Jingye turned around, "Brother, you shouldn't have come, I haven't had enough beating."

Damn it!