Great Tang Broom Star

  Chapter 68 Young man, willing to be a poor boy

   "Jia Langjun..."

  Han Jin's shout seemed to be still behind him, and Jia Ping'an had already entered Daodefang.

   After dismounting, he let go of the reins, and the horse followed meekly, lowering its head and gnawing grass from time to time.

  More than a dozen men were sitting and resting by the field. They wore bamboo hats and their upper bodies were naked, talking gossip happily.

  A man saw Jia Pingan, and suddenly rushed over.

I go!

   Jia Pingan's first reaction was that the small circle sent someone to assassinate him, so he subconsciously kicked the man away.

  The man threw himself down, not to fight again, but knelt down and shouted: "Jia Langjun kicked well, Jia Langjun kicked well."

   Is this guy crazy?

   Jia Pingan took a step back, ready to call his cousin to rescue him.

  The man kowtowed, "If it wasn't for Mr. Jia Lang, I'm afraid I would have died in Yongzhou Prison. The whole Yang family is grateful, so I kowtowed."

  He kowtowed hard, making a small hole in the ground.

   "It's Yang Song?" Jia Pingan was a little embarrassed, and hurried over to help him up.

  Yang Song broke free, "My son's head is still unknocked, Jia Lang-jun will wait a moment."

  This honest man kowtows on behalf of the whole family, one for each person.

   But he forgot himself.

   Jia Pingan's cheeks twitched, "It's not a big deal, it doesn't need to be like this."

  Yang Song got up, "If you go to prison, don't think about it even if you are innocent. Let alone half a year of hard labor, half a year for the government. But a certain family is poor. If this is the case, the family may starve to death."

   Jia Pingan walked in front, and saw his cousin's wretched 'heroic appearance' not far away.

  More than a dozen girls were playing and playing in the field, laughing all over the ground.

  Yang Deli was ten steps away, looking like a gentleman. But when the girls turned their backs to him, those two eyes, like searchlights, quickly swept across the girls' lower thirds.

  Big ass!

  His eyes lit up, and then he took a few steps forward, but stared at a girl who was looking at the size of the plate.

   Is this going to get started?

   "Actually, women don't look good with big butts." Jia Ping'an couldn't understand Jia's mother's thoughts, let alone his cousin's obsession.

   "Yes! Mr. Jia Lang, good opinion." Yang Song pointed to the front left and said, "Mr. Jia Lang, what is that? Your iron-eating beast has come out."

   Right behind Yang Deli, a chubby thing was rolling.

   "Ah Fu!" Jia Pingan yelled, and saved his impulsive cousin back by the way.

  Ah Fu raised his head, joyfully began to speed up.

   Chirp!

   Jia Pingan picked up Ah Fu, feeling a bit heavier.

   "Boom!" Ah Fu habitually pawed and pulled his chest, ready to swing.

   "I have no breasts!" Jia Pingan carried it on his shoulders, and Yang Deli, who was upset, came over.

   "That woman has a big butt, so you came here just as she wanted to try it."

   But if you touch her ass, do you think she can still marry me?

  A scene appeared in front of Jia Pingan's eyes: Yang Deli went to touch the girl's butt, someone shouted insults, a group of men flocked to him, beat him up violently, and then forced Yang Deli to marry the girl, and his enemies became relatives.

  Back home, Jia Pingan found a few books, sat in the yard and read slowly.

  Yang Deli didn't know what to do in the kitchen, the kitchen knife was chopping loudly.

   Ah Fu ran away at some point.

"ah…"

   There was a sudden exclamation in the kitchen, Jia Pingan dropped the book and rushed in, and saw Yang Deli holding his left hand, the index finger was bloody, and the blood kept flowing...

  Yang Deli was stunned.

   Jia Ping'an was also sluggish.

  What about the son of luck?

   What about luck?

  Yang Deli murmured: "Except for being punched by Muramasa last time, I have never been injured before!"

  In the corner of the kitchen, Ah Fu slowly rolled out.

  Yang Deli felt sad, "A certain person was abandoned by the gods."

   "Cousin, men have a few days every month."

   "Really?" Yang Deli was dubious.

  He accidentally touched the kitchen knife on the chopping board, and the kitchen knife slipped down, rubbing Yang Deli's calf and plunging into the ground.

   "Aunt..." The ecstatic Yang Deli felt that his luck had returned, and hurried to report to his aunt.

   "Auntie, it's good that I'm lucky when I come to the Jia family. Without this luck, I'm worried that I'll be killed by Ping An... woo woo woo..."

  The crying was miserable, and Jia Pingan was speechless.

  Out of the kitchen, Ah Fu, who was lying sprawled under the eaves, called.

  Ah Fu, what about the shame of the national treasure?

   "Is the master here?"

  Someone is calling the door outside.

   "咱咕咱!"

  Ah Fu struggled to turn over, and then quickly crawled towards the gate.

  After arriving at the gate, it stood upright and slapped the door.

Well!

   Is this a panda?

  Where is the reserve of the national treasure? Integrity, reserve! Don't be like a watchdog.

  The people outside pushed the door open.

  Wearing a green shirt, with a thin body and a thin face, the most impressive thing is a pair of thick black eyebrows. The eyes under the thick eyebrows are full of peace.

"many…"

  The man cupped his hands to thank the person who opened the door, but what about him?

   Chirp!

  The man bowed his head, Ah Fu had already grabbed his trouser leg, and was desperately climbing up.

   "What an interesting iron-eating beast." The man hugged Ah Fu and said with a smile: "It looks like a lucky little thing, but it is so close to the old man..."

   Ah Fu raised his paw, as if to say hello.

   "Ah Fu!"

  Jia Ping'an arrived, and was almost scared to pee when he saw Ah Fu's actions.

  The man's face might be disfigured if the claw goes down.

  Then...lose money, or even go to jail.

   Ah Fu's paw finally patted the man's shoulder, and then he turned around.

dad…

  The man didn't know that he had just escaped. After putting down Ah Fu, he cupped his hands and said, "Old man Li Chunfeng."

  Li Banxian?

   Jia Ping'an felt a little peeing.

   "I have seen Taishi Ling." Jia Pingan seemed to welcome Li Chunfeng into the house calmly, and Ah Fu went under the eaves again, lying on his back without shame.

   "It's hot in the house, let's sit outside." Jia Pingan went to get tea himself, and the two sat down under the eaves.

  Li Chunfeng has been looking at Jia Ping'an. After taking a sip of tea, he frowned and said, "There is less **** and no salt...this taste...weird."

   Do you want tea or soup?

   Jia Ping'an was speechless.

   Li Chunfeng took another sip and put down the teacup, looking extremely dissatisfied.

  Thick eyebrows raised slightly, Li Chunfeng asked: "Did you have any weird dreams at night these years?"

  He was studying his own affairs in the Taishi Bureau today, and received a notice from the palace asking him to visit Jia Ping'an's house.

  The emperor seems to be a little scared of this broom star!

   "Dream?" Jia Pingan shook his head and nodded again, making Li Chunfeng's heart move slightly.

   Is it true that there is a broom star descending to earth?

  "Someone had a strange dream a few years ago. He dreamed that there was a huge bird in the sky, flying with people. There were huge ships above the sea, with a lot of cargo sailing...just like a fairy."

Well!

   This kind of dream is really weird!

   "That's right." Jia Pingan sighed suddenly, "A while ago I often dreamed of women."

  The corner of Li Chunfeng's mouth twitched, "Have you ever met a Taoist or a fortune teller?"

  I'm going... Isn't this one of those routines?

  The routine described most in history books and unofficial history.

  A certain celebrity or emperor, a Taoist or fortune teller happened to pass by when he was born, and said in surprise, "Who in your family gave birth? This roof is full of red light, and it is likely that an incredible fairy descended to earth."

  Or seeing the protagonist sitting in front of the house and playing, he said in surprise: "Hey! This kid looks extraordinary, and I think it will be expensive in the future."

   Unexpectedly, Li Chunfeng also played routines.

  This isn't Li Banxian's level, is it?

  Jia Pingan raised his head, and Li Chunfeng smiled, seemingly calm.

  Is this half-immortal trying to test me?

   But Li Chunfeng was thinking: This boy has red lips and white teeth, nothing special!

   Jia Ping'an thought about it carefully, "I have been in Yangjiawu since I was a child, and I have never seen a Taoist priest or a fortune teller."

   Li Chunfeng stood up, "That's all right, I'm leaving."

this…

  What is this half-immortal here for?

   Li Chunfeng pointed at east and west, making Jia Pingan a little dizzy.

   "I heard that Tai Shiling likes arithmetic?"

  He only said such a sentence, which can be regarded as a good relationship.

   Li Chunfeng hurried into the palace to ask for an audience.

  Li Zhi was reading the memorial, and Li Chunfeng couldn't help slandering him, thinking that the emperor really had nothing to do with it, either the memorial or the discussion.

   "How?" Li Zhi rubbed his swollen eyebrows.

   "I went to Jia's house, looked carefully at Jia Ping'an, and asked some questions. I felt that this young man was more peaceful than when I saw him last time..."

  Li Zhi was taken aback, "Could it be that Chang'an suppressed the broom star and made him more normal?"

  Ahem! I don't know either!

  Li Chunfeng nodded, "That's roughly the case, but we'll have to watch it in the future, maybe it will happen again."

   These words can be said to be offensive when advancing, and defending when retreating. If Master Jia is here, he will definitely surrender and say, "Which school of Fengshui master is the boss?"

  Li Zhi pondered for a while, "Last time, what did you say when you saw the old man in the country basking in the sun, so that I should also bask in the sun more, but the imperial doctor said... It's a lie to confuse the public."

  Every midsummer this year, the nobles will hide in the house to enjoy the coolness brought by ice cubes. What about sunbathing, you may have drunk too much.

   Li Chunfeng was silent.

  Is Li Banxian really effective? Suspiciousness appeared in Li Zhi's eyes, "You have to look at this matter again."

   Later Li Chunfeng resigned, muttering as he walked: "Why do people feel energetic when they bask in the sun..."

  Wang Zhongliang was behind him, and he was speechless when he heard this.

   "Tai Shi Ling."

   "What's the matter?" Li Chunfeng is a pure person with pure eyes.

Wang Zhongliang said: "Last time you went to the imperial medical office and told those imperial doctors that exposure to the sun would make your majesty healthy. Some of the imperial physicians said that you were bewitching the public with your evil words. Your majesty suppressed it, but Tai Shiling, unless Sun Simiao is there, Otherwise those imperial doctors won’t obey you.”

Li Chunfeng said calmly: "The old man once said that the late emperor could live to be sixty years old, but the late emperor passed away at fifty-one. Today's majesty... the old man swears that he will make his majesty live to be sixty years old...so, the old man must try his best to make your majesty healthy." healthy."

  But you, a Taoist, go to grab the job of the imperial doctor, no wonder those imperial doctors want to stab you in the back.

  Wang Zhongliang cupped his hands, "Others say Long live Your Majesty, Taishi Ling... Forget it, if the imperial doctor speaks again later, we will help you."

   This is selling favors.

   Li Chunfeng said calmly: "Thank you."

  As soon as he left the palace, Li Chunfeng stepped on the ground with one foot, and fell to the ground.

  A few sergeants hiding from the sun turned pale with fright, and hurried over to pull him up.

  There was a big car passing by here, and there happened to be a hollow place, and a small hole was made. The superior ordered them to fill the hole, but they were lazy and wanted to wait until the sun was not so harsh before working...

   Li Chunfeng limped away.

   "The old man is really unlucky."

   "Taishi Ling, someone wants to see you."

   Li Chunfeng stood against the wall, "Who?"

   "The surname is Jia."

trouble marker?

  Li Chunfeng touched his knee that was still in pain, nodded, "Let him come."

   Later, the two met at Li Chunfeng's office.

   "I heard that Tai Shiling likes arithmetic, and I happened to learn a little by myself, so I ask Tai Shiling to correct me."

   Li Chunfeng frowned slightly.

  He is not only practicing Taoism, but also has profound attainments in arithmetic and astronomy.

  Even the professors of government schools have to respectfully ask him for advice when they see him. Jia Pingan is a young man who is not ashamed to say that he is self-taught...

  What he was thinking about was why basking in the sun can make people energetic, so he threw a piece of paper to dismiss Jia Pingan.

  Why does the sun make people energetic?

hot?

  He shook his head. To prove it, he slept in the hottest room at home last night, the bedding was soaked with sweat, and he woke up in the morning listless, guilty...

   So what is it for?

  After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he ordered: "I got some tea... Hey, you haven't left yet?"

  Jia Pingan put down his pen, and said with a smile, "Please advise Taishi Ling."

  The best way for a broom star to have a good reputation is to let people close to him continue to benefit; another way is to invite an expert to refute the rumors, such as the famous Li Banxian of the Tang Dynasty.

  Li Chunfeng casually picked up the piece of paper and took a look.

   Just because of a glimpse in the crowd... he was totally hooked.

   "Mou He Fang Gai? Open Li Yuan Shu..."

  He raised his head, his eyes were so hot that Master Jia wanted to run away.

   "Young man, the old man sees that you have a strange appearance, would you like to be a boy under the poverty seat?"

  At this moment, his identity automatically changed to a Taoist.

  (end of this chapter)