Great Tang’s Talented Little Landlord

The boys watched the ball today, just like sitting on pins and needles.

Whenever they are on the Ball Report and the author predicts that the winning team will score a goal, the dude not only does not stand up and cheer, but each looks like prepare for there funeral with an ugly face.

On the contrary, when Li Ers predicted team scored a goal, these dudes all seemed to have guessed accurately, waving their fists and yelling, so excited.

Li Er naturally knows what these dudes are thinking, but they don’t point it out, just applaud together.

Fortunately, Li Er is with Dakyu, and his experience is much higher than that of the boys. In addition to the 22 banned Dakyu teams, Li Erdu has watched their games many times and understands the strength of these Dakyu teams.

Therefore, to predict the outcome of today’s five games, the article written by Li Er under the pseudonym “Li Tianshou” is naturally more accurate.

Five games, four of the pre-match predictions between the two sides were inconsistent. In these four games, Li Er guessed three games correctly, and the boys only predicted one correctly.

As for the match where both sides predicted the same result, there were no surprises, they were all right.

As a result, in the Imperial Family Dakyu League, the second match day, five games, the article written by Li Er alias Li Tianshou, the prediction was correct in four of them. The dudes are a bit ugly, only guessing two games.

This result made Li Er very satisfied. With twice laughed heartily, he greeted Mi Tuo and drove back to the palace.

All the boys quickly stood up, respectfully, docile, and prepared to send Li Er.

Unexpectedly, Li Er stood still in front of Cheng Chumo, patted his shoulders: “You bastard youngster, just now dared to call myself Laozi in front of me, let me talk about how to punish you? “

Cheng Chumo didn’t expect Li Er actually remembered this, so his knees were soft, he thumped and knelt down: “Your Majesty, the minister crime deserving ten thousand deaths, I didn’t know it before. Your Majesty, please forgive your Majesty, and forgive me.”

Li Er said with a big smile: “Haha, you bastard youngster, you also said crime deserving ten thousand deaths, and let me Forgive you, it makes me very contradictory.”

Cheng Chumo was crying, not knowing what to say.

Li Er went on to say: “Okay, those who don’t know are not guilty, and I don’t care about you bastard youngsters.”

Obviously, the two on the Ball Report In this article analyzing and predicting the game, it was Li Tianshou, who was aliased by Li Er, who won the final victory. This made Li Er naturally feel good, and he didn’t bother to care about the rude behavior of the dudes.

You guys hearing this, all secretly exhale. After today, they don’t plan to write any more shit articles.

Fighting with the emperor is really “exciting”.

But let the dudes didn’t expect, Li Er said to Li Wangyou: “Tomorrow, I will ask Mi Tuo to send the next edition of Ball Report articles. In addition, Du He and their articles are also Yes, let them continue to write it down, haha, I will continue to compete with this group of bastard youngsters in the Ball Report.”

His words made the dudes stunned.

Nani?

Will they continue to write ball reports on Ball Report? Still going to fight the ring? Isn’t it funny to make them play?

“Your Majesty, I’ll wait…” Du He grumbled, and wanted to make excuses. He was really scared. If you knew that Li Erhui was writing an article on Ball Report, they just eaten a bear’s heart and a leopard’s gallbladder, and they didn’t dare to sing against him.

“Okay, no need to think too much. Let you write and write, I forgive you! Ziyou, you are not allowed to inform them, and you are not allowed to show my articles to them, otherwise It’s the crime of deceiving the emperor, understand?” Li Er turned around and left without giving the dudes a chance to speak.

That’s it, what else can you say? Everyone can only respond obediently and honestly and give Li Er respectfully.

When the back of Li Er disappeared from the eyes of everyone, a group of dudes gathered Li Wangyou in them.

Cheng Chumo and Fang Yiai squeezed the finger bone to make a ka ka, with a grim look: “Li Ziyou, you bastard! I will let you know today, the fate of the rebel!”

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“Yes! Pack this youngster, I can’t spare him today! Tell him to play with us! I am paralyzed, I was almost scared to pee!” Du He even fanned the flames.

Li Wangyou simply surrendered and squatted on the ground with his hands holding his head: “Brothers, don’t slap your face, my little brother is still eating with this face.”

This languid look naturally caused a crowd of dudes to laugh.

“Ziyou, you said, how do you compensate the Elder Brothers for their losses today?”

“I was wrong, I was wrong, today my little brother treats, Pingkangfang or foreigners wine shop All the elders are free, and all the expenses should be borne by the younger brother.” Li Wangyou knows that he has provoked the anger of the public, and his attitude is very correct.

Not to mention how Li Wangyou was “extorted” by the dudes. After the Imperial Family Dakyu League, there was quite a stir in the market.

Today’s game day, many people are looking at the identity of Du He, the eldest son of Duke Cheng of Lai, trusting his analysis and buying lottery tickets. However, he didn’t expect that he only won two of the five games, which is quite miserable.

In the stadium, the lottery tickets that were torn up and flying all over the sky are like snow flakes, chilling to the heart.

And the audience’s swearing sound resounding in the sky, they were also ashamed to hide their faces and walk away, afraid to stay longer in the stadium, for fear of being recognized.

There are more people who beat their chests and their feet, regretting that they did not believe in the analysis of the “Li Tianshou” and missed the opportunity to win money.

Only one game day later, the name “Li Tianshou” became famous in Chang’an City. Everyone began to look forward to the next issue of Ball Report. Will this “Li Tianshou” continue? Publish articles to predict the outcome of the game.

These feedbacks were all reported to Li Er by Forbidden Army without omission and in detail.

Meng Sao’s Li Er was in a good mood. That night, he was enthusiastic about the night battle. He wrote the analysis and prediction of the five games of the next game day, and also made comments on the five games today. .

Li Wangyou got the ball review sent by Mi Tuo himself, and after reading it carefully, he couldn’t help being a little scared by Li Er.

This product is also a Transmigrator, right?

Li Er Second Chapter’s ball review actually gave Li Wangyou the feeling of reading articles in the “Sports Weekly” of later generations. Not only the witty words, but also the pungency, the demeanor of those well-known Football commentators in later generations is in it.

Li Wangyou is even certain that if Li Er is not an emperor, even if he travels to future generations, he will never die of starvation.

And all the boys are in pain. They don’t know how to write this ball review now.

The prediction is not accurate. This will have to be scolded by the Ch_ng’n people who have lost the ball every day, and they can’t stand it. But if the prediction is accurate, where will Li Er’s face be placed?

Originally, Cheng Chumo wanted to secretly inquire with Li Wangyou to see how Li Er predicted. They just followed the emperor Your Majesty’s judgment.

But Li Wangyou naturally cannot agree to their careful thinking.

What a joke, Li Er said that before the Ball Report was printed, it was a crime to divulge his articles.

Li Wangyou’s attitude of loyalty is naturally so angry that the boys raised their middle fingers at him to show their contempt.

Du He and the others, now they regret it. Why did they have to be cheap at the beginning? After hearing Li Wangyou this bastard’s flicker, they wrote some bullshit Ball Report article.

Hit, it’s too bad!