Great Tang’s Talented Little Landlord

Li Heng’s bridesmaid refers to the best man.

Of course, Great Tang’s bridesmaid is not as relaxed as the best man of later generations.

Not only need to accompany the bridegroom to meet up with the best man in the future generations, but also have to write poetry and help be beaten…

If Li Wangyou wants to get married, his bridesmaid needless to say, Except for Cheng Chumo’s dudes, there is no more suitable candidate.

In fact, he has no other choice. After all, his status and status are here now. There are only dudes who are the same age and status as young people.

Chang’an City is naturally not without other noble children, but Li Wangyou is not familiar with other people.

He can’t let the guards or the disciplines of the mansion be his best friend, that’s not proper!

So when the old steward Li Heng mentioned the bridesmaid, he knew that he should go to the ladies.

Li Wangyou is naturally very diligent if there are people asking for it.

Throw a lot of copper money to cover the best painting prostitutes in Pingkang Fang, order people to have good wine and food, and he is not stingy with the money to summon the highest oiran in Pingkang Fang Come to accompany the wine.

That is to say, Li Wangyou’s status is noble enough, and his poems are the most popular with these prostitute ladies. Otherwise, it will not be easy to invite so many oirans.

Wealthy and famous, that’s so arrogant!

But Li Wangyou absolutely didnt expect that after having been a drunkard for three rounds, he used the people to be very interested and proposed his big wedding in two days. After asking the dandies to be his bridesmaids, the dandies The reaction was completely different from what he expected.

Li Wangyou want to come again, based on his relationship with the dandies, let the dandies be their bridesmaids, isnt it just a matter of greeting?

Whoever came to the idea, after he said this, Cheng Chumo and the others looked at each other and shook their heads.

“Don’t talk about this!”

“Yes! Ziyou, you don’t want the Elder Brothers to be your bridesmaids!”

“Don’t think about it!”

“Don’t go!”

“Elder Brother is not available!”

Li Wangyou was dumbfounded, wondering what these dudes mean?

Chai Lingwu picked up the wine glass and drank it: “hmph, Ziyou, you have done a good job, so that all the Elder Brothers have to go to the Western Regions to eat sand with you, and want me to wait for you to be your bridegroom. Look? You wishful thinking!”

“Yes! That’s the bastard youngster, I’m full of anger when talking about this!”

“Brothers, today there are revenge and grievances Report a grievance! If you let the bastard Ziyou walk out of Pingkangfang, I will lose!”

“Fill this bastard!”

A crowd of dudes said this and raised their glass of wine. _The harboring malicious intentions rushed towards Li Wangyou.

The battle made Li Wangyou swish, and he shrank behind the little ladies.

Ma Dan, I really want to be filled with alcohol by these bastards, it will be dead!

“Elder Brothers, you have something to say, and you have something to say! Thousands of mistakes are all my brothers fault. What kind of compensation do you Elder Brothers want, just say it, my brother will never Vague!”

Up to now, Li Wangyou can only surrender.

The boys are obviously taking advantage of the problem and want to trouble him.

In fact, Li Wangyou also felt that he was wronged. It was Li Er and these dude fathers who threw them to the Western Regions to eat sand. He has a relationship with him?

But Li Wangyou dare not say this in front of the dudes, otherwise they will definitely be tortured to death by this group of bastards.

Li Wangyou’s “very wise” surrendered his hands, which made the dudes very satisfied.

Fang Yiai patted Li Wangyou on the shoulder, said with a big smile: “Ziyou, did you say it yourself? Dont you want to lose your word and get fat!”

Li Wangyou suddenly felt Something is not good, why did I seem to have fallen into the pit?

Without waiting for his reaction, I listened to Fang Yiai continuing to say: “Elder Brothers have no other requirements, as long as you can get me something that I have never eaten within these two days. The Elder Brothers will make you a bridesmaid for good food, wines you havent drunk, and beauties you havent seen before. If you cant, hum, you can go to Taiji Palace to pick you up!”

“Yes, just these three little things, Ziyou, if you can do it, the Elder Brothers will forgive you!”

“Wow hahaha, that’s the truth!” Cheng Chumo and the crowds are heartless Laughed.

Du Gou and Niu Zhengping did not need to go to the Western Regions to endure hardship, but at this moment they also clapped and applauded. Li Wangyou’s teeth were clenched with anger.

What the hell is that for these three requirements?

The food you haven’t eaten?

These dudes are about to use his mansion as their own home. In the past few years, what good things have not been eaten? The delicacies of later generations, which he and Su Changqing would cook, were almost finished.

But it is not impossible for Li Wangyou to think of it.

I have never drunk the wine, but it is also simple.

Li Wangyou has had nothing to do recently, and it happens to have produced a kind of wine for later generations, which can be used to pass the dudes.

But the beauties who have never seen before, what the hell is that?

Dont think Li Wangyou has a beautiful boss as his wife, and a beautiful Europa like Venus as a concubine, but when it comes to men and women, compared with this group of dudes, he is simply clean. Good man model.

This group of bastards, all of them are “prostitious talents”. I don’t know how many women have been “spoiled”. Where does he go to find them a beauties he has never seen before?

Li Wangyou rubbed his nose and started bargaining very helplessly.

“You Elder Brothers, are you not so cruel? Are you really willing to let my little brother go to Taiji Palace to pick up his family the next day?”

The dudes looked at each other and laughed , Replied in unison: “I’m willing!”

Madan!

Li Wangyou forcibly resisted the impulse to raise the middle finger: “Is it possible to lower the conditions? For example, the younger brother finds the wine that you have never drunk before, okay?”

” Not good!” The dudes replied in unison again.

fuck!

Li Wangyou can now be 100% sure that this group of bastards is on purpose! I clearly want to embarrass him! Naked revenge!

The dudes winked at each other and were very proud of the success in teasing Li Wangyou.

Even the oirans who accompany the wine, are covering their mouths for fun.

Li Wangyou suddenly remembered something when he was made by these stinky to have no shame dudes, didn’t know whether to cry or laugh.

Come on, since the dudes are willing to die, he is willing to bury them!

He cant help but roll his eyes: “Brothers, you can count on your words! If the little brother does these three things, when the little brother gets married in the future, you can be the bridesmaid of the little brother, and you cant It is necessary to fulfill the duty of a bridesmaid to steal and play slippery.”

Li Wangyou suddenly said this, but it made the dudes suspicious.

The tragic experience of everyone betting with him before is still vivid. Who knows what moth this youngster will make?

It would be too shameful if everyone fails to avenge and is played by Li Wangyou instead.

Its Chai Lingwu laughed, and whispered to everyones ears, Promise him. Then Ill wait until I finish eating and drinking, and Ill say its done after eating and drinking? Lets talk about it. , Even if I havent eaten or drank before, where would he look for a beauty that he hasnt seen before? I have to wait until I have seen it, how can he be able to wait for me?”

“haha, brother Wu makes sense !” The dudes laughed nodded and responded.

Cheng Chumo said with a big smile: “Ziyou, the Elder Brothers have discussed it, just do as you say. If you can do these three things, when you get married the next day , The Elder Brothers let you call, no complaint!”

“Okay, then we will give a high-five!” Li Wangyou didn’t hesitate, stood up, and high-five the crowds .

“Brothers, please come to my house tomorrow evening. I will show you the delicacies you have never eaten, the wine you have never drunk, and the beauties that your brothers have never seen before. Good?”

“Good!”

(This shameless update yesterday has happened. Something has really happened that makes people unintentional codewords. Oh, its hard to say! Today again Accompany a brother to deal with a traffic accident. The time code will only be available at night. Its only at 10:30 and the upload review is finished… Dont blame it, its useless to blame, its so arrogant!)