Greenery Reverses The Madness
Chapter 82: Ye 1feng, hide now!
After the South Provence match, Ye Yifeng knew that Nice goalkeeper Ospina was the elder brother of James Rodriguez.
Anyway, James Rodríguez did not show mercy. He opened the scoring in that game and Monaco defeated Nice with three goals.
Ye Yifeng also scored a goal...
James Rodriguez, who plans to return to his hometown in Colombia for Christmas tomorrow, is dressed in casual clothes, drove a Ferrari, and brought his wife Daniela Ospina with him.
Although he drove a supercar, the speed was not fast. The daughter who was just a few months old was taken care of by the elders at home, and James Rodriguez was in a good mood.
The wife is sitting in the passenger seat and looking in the mirror with her makeup case.
"What kind of person is your teammate?"
"An interesting person."
"Recently, the number of fans on your account has increased a lot, and I saw that some people left a message stating that they were from China."
"Well, that should be his fan."
"The number of his fans is growing so fast, I think it won't take a long time to break through one million."
"Oh, isn't it? I would like to know when he will be back at Djokov."
The couple chatted in the car. As the fastest rising star of the new generation of Colombia, James Rodriguez has an amazing number of fans on social media with his performance on the field and a good personal image.
His wife naturally knows that these traffic will bring him a lot of rewards, so she pays great attention to it on weekdays and will actively help him maintain it, such as sending some photos of his fitness at home and posting some positive comments.
Hames Rodriguez turned into a high-end community built on a gentle **** from the Linhai Highway, and the speed of the car naturally slowed down a lot.
Ye Yifeng’s new home should be here.
The villas were all in the open space on the steps, James Rodriguez had to drive slowly along the side of the road, and then looked up the steps with his probe.
Suddenly, he stopped.
"Reached?"
Daniela Ospina turned to look at James Rodriguez, only to see James Rodriguez frowning and holding his breath, tilting his head and looking at the high place outside the car.
"You are watching..."
"Daniela, am I wrong? There are two lions there?"
"What? How could it be? Ha ha, if I were five years younger, I must pretend to be scared and rush into your arms."
Daniela said with a smile, and turned her head to the lawn in front of the high villa outside the car window.
Alas, what kind of scared expression should I put on to cooperate with him?
was thinking, her expression suddenly solidified, the relaxed color on her face disappeared, and her big eyes were instantly filled with panic!
In the afterglow of the evening, she saw two lions lying on the lawn!
That's right!
is a lion!
Oh My God!
Which zoo did this come from?
Why is it here?
"Hames, drive! It is indeed a lion! Huh?!
The lion found us! Drive!
drive! "
Hames Rodriguez was nervous but tried to keep himself calm. He drove the Ferrari to speed up and ran away smoothly and quickly!
Daniela is going crazy!
Dressed up to eat, but met a lion?
Who will believe it? !
She was yelling in the car at this moment.
"My God! There is a lion here! No one has been injured or eaten?!"
"Daniela! Daniela! Calm down and look at the rearview mirror. Did the lion catch up?"
"Huh? Oh, oh! No, no!
Thank goodness!
God bless! "
"Use my mobile phone to call Ye Yifeng in the address book."
"Good, good."
The shocked Daniela immediately took James Rodríguez's cell phone and started rushing to find people in the address book.
Hames Rodriguez walked too fast, and they didn’t look at the situation through the rearview mirror for the first time.
Otherwise they must be able to see the two lions on the lawn, one of them stood upright after they drove!
......
"Tang Mo, if the tail can move, it will be fine. This lion pretends to be really like, especially the head. It's lifelike. Just seeing you almost shocked me. Fortunately, you are walking."
"It's a bit hot and airtight. The lion should be lying on his stomach like this? Will the male and female lions behave differently? I should be lazy."
"Your **** is up! No, it should be the forelegs that got up first, and the **** is up like a cat with exploded hair."
"Aren’t cats and lions similar? I’ll get down, what do I do now? I touch your head?"
"I shouldn't, I'm the king of the jungle, how can I touch my head casually? Not even a female lion? A long time ago, I have never seen a male lion and a female lion playing happily in the animal world."
"Don't you flirt?"
"I don't know, maybe the communication is more advanced, just look right.
One thing I know is that male lions will protect female lions and will not allow female lions to mate with other lions. Unless other male lions defeat themselves, they can rob the female lions for mating rights. "
"Huh? It's cruel, you just ruined my childhood."
"Huh? Am I wrong?"
"If you are right, then the Simba in the Lion King I saw when I was a kid was too miserable. He ran away, and his mother will be..."
Ye Yifeng was silent.
Nature is so cruel.
Ye Yifeng, who was groping to experience "animal love", was about to get up and take off this costume. It was almost an hour before he called Hames Rodriguez to have dinner.
At this time, he saw a supercar slowly approaching from the road outside under the steps.
"Tang Mo, look, there is a sports car."
"Isn't it Ferrari? You can see it in Monaco."
"No, I suddenly felt like I was floating, I actually wanted to buy a Ferrari."
"You are indeed floating! Why buy such a good car abroad? It's not practical.
In case there is a child, there is no place for the child to sit. "
Ye Yifeng was too deep into the play, and turned from lying on his stomach to supporting the front with two arms and looking towards Ferrari.
Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.
"No one in our neighborhood has a Ferrari, but James seems to have one, it might not be him."
"Just ask."
"Yes."
At this time Ferrari ran away...
Ye Yifeng stood up and watched Ferrari go away, removing the heavy "lion head" from his head.
Hu, he turned his head and bent over and patted the other lioness' ass, which was still lying on the ground, shaking left and right.
"Let’s cook, I guess animals don’t fall in love, they are straightforward, just do it when they love."
"Oh, the tiger's **** can't be touched! I tried it with you!"
Tang Mo jumped up and raised two lion palms to hit him, Ye Yifeng ran towards the villa.
"You said that you can't touch the **** of a tiger, you are a lion!"
The two lions ran back to the villa.
......
James Rodriguez parked the car one kilometer away, and the first call to Ye Yifeng was not answered.
He hit a second one.
The expression is still very nervous, and Daniela uses her mobile phone to post new updates on social media: You will definitely not believe that I saw a lion in Nice!
A living lion!
is too scary!
Hames Rodríguez finally heard someone answer the phone, and he suddenly shouted: "Ye Yifeng, there is a lion near your house! Close the door! Hide! Hide! Hurry up!
Listen clearly, it's not a lion, it's two! "
"Huh? Huh? Huh? Well, are you driving a Ferrari?"
"You care what car I drive! There are lions around your house!
I'm not joking! "
"Thank you, thank you, no, sorry, sorry, I think...I should know the two lions you saw."
"Um?"
......
After Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo met James Rodriguez at home, they lowered their heads to apologize and admit their mistakes.
Hames Rodriguez picked it up from the edge of the living room sofa and made it realistic, not to mention looking at it from a distance, it was almost a lion head type specimen from a close up. He put it on his head and looked at his wife.
"Is it really so similar?"
Daniela rolled her eyes, her husband didn't lie to him.
Ye Yifeng is indeed an interesting person.
It’s just fun, fast and scary!
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo hurriedly poured tea and water, not only had the fruit plate already been prepared, but also some Chinese pastries.
Hames Rodriguez enthusiastically asked Ye Yifeng to take a photo of him, and then posted the photo on social media. UU reading www.uukanshu. com
can also be regarded as completing the network interaction with his wife.
Well, I did see a lion.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo let them rest in the living room and watch TV casually. After they got into the kitchen, they looked at each other, Tang Mo stuck his tongue out, and Ye Yifeng made a silent expression of relief.
Fortunately, during the six months when the two lived together, they would also study culinary skills on weekdays. Although it is impossible to make authentic Chinese food, the taste is not bad after the improvement of nutrition.
After preparing a table of delicious food, the four happily had dinner together.
Only a police officer came to remind them to be careful of lions nearby, and asked them to be more careful.
Ye Yifeng did not "surrender".
just in case.
What if there is a lion nearby?
He will definitely close the doors and windows at night anyway.
Hames Rodríguez will of course not report him, but he smiled at Ye Yifeng before leaving: "Next time I come as a guest, if you are going to play as a bear or a crocodile, let me know first.
I almost peeed in the driving position. "
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo apologized again, James Rodriguez smiled and waved his hand to take his wife away.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo leaned back on the sofa with some collapse.
"Ye Yifeng."
"Huh? Are you still in love?"
"No, I think we can open a zoo."
"The one that looks for someone to pretend to be an animal?"
"Well, this will never happen to animals hurting people."
"Yes, animals don't hurt people, but the animals are pretended to be seen by tourists. There should be many people chasing lions, bears, orangutans, tigers to death, right?"
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