Gu Master Era: My Toad Swallowed the School Beauty at the Beginning
#92 - Chapter 92 Everyone is unlucky together
Zhong Wuyan walked down from the arena. Wang Xiao raised his right hand, ready to give her a high-five to celebrate the victory.
But...
The beautiful Zhong simply ignored him, walking past him with an icy expression!
To cover up his embarrassment, Wang Xiao used his raised hand to smooth his buzz cut!
The captain of the Qilin Team, Tian Bodang, finally couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed onto the arena and shouted at Wang Xiao, "Wang Xiao, if you have the guts, come up here and fight to the death!"
Yan Ruoyun was eager to try: "Wang Xiao, I'll go help you fight him!"
Wang Xiao stopped her: "Honey, you can handle the girls, but you don't need to deal with the guys! Watch me teach this kid a lesson. What's wrong with his name? Why does he have to be called Tian Boguang? I get angry just looking at the name!"
So, Wang Xiao also jumped onto the arena.
In the sky, Feng Yulin began the announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, the exciting moment is about to arrive! In this match, both captains are personally taking the stage! The last match was exciting enough, and this one will surely not disappoint! Let us wait and see the battle between Wang Xiao and Tian Bodang!"
The formation on the arena rose!
The referee announced the start of the match!
Wang Xiao and Tian Bodang summoned their spirit gu, first applying defensive skills to themselves.
Riding a tortoise beetle, Tian Bodang pointed arrogantly at Wang Xiao and shouted, "Wang Xiao, you frog in a well! Sky City is not a place for you to run wild! You will pay the price for your arrogance! I, Tian Bodang, will represent Sky City to sanction you! I will trample you under my feet and rub you hard 100 times..."
The other members of the Qilin Team lowered their heads in shame: "As expected of our captain, he always likes to shout some very chuunibyou words before fighting!"
Wang Xiao scratched his head, trying to find some chuunibyou phrases he had seen on the internet in his previous life to respond.
Then everyone saw Wang Xiao standing on the head of the Seven-Star Beetle, striking a Superman pose, and shouting with a chuunibyou face: "Sanction me? What a joke! You simply don't understand what you're facing! How dare a sparrow show its claws to an eagle? How can a grain of rice compete with the bright moon? You know nothing about power! No one can sanction me, I am who I am, the most dazzling firework in the starry sky..."
The whole audience was shocked!
Feng Yulin touched his handsome face, revealing a faint sadness: "Alas, I'm old, I'm old. Young people nowadays have surpassed us!"
In the audience, an old man covering his face with a straw hat lowered his hat even further!
Zhong Wuyan seemed stunned. After a long while, she cursed, "These two bastards, if they want to fight, just fight! Why do they have to say a bunch of disgusting words!"
Even Yan Ruoyun felt a sense of shame!
Tian Bodang was stunned for a long time, feeling that he had been suppressed by words.
He immediately became furious and roared, "Wang Xiao, accept your sanction!" Then he drove the spirit gu to attack!
Wang Xiao then took out a helmet and slowly put it on.
Seeing Wang Xiao's actions, the wretched old man hidden in the audience looked excited: "Yes, yes, that's it!"
Cang Haikong was also a little excited: "Here it comes, here it comes, he's here..."
At this moment, everyone from Golden Bell City opened their eyes wide with anticipation, looking forward to what would happen next!
Wang Xiao put on the ugly helmet and pointed his finger forward: "Tremble, fear, weep! Then embrace the darkness...!"
"Pfft!"
A black beetle sprayed black liquid in the direction of Wang Xiao's finger. The liquid quickly vaporized, like a bottle of thick ink splashed into clear water. The black color quickly spread and soon enveloped this small world!
From the darkness that even light could not penetrate, came Tian Bodang's exasperated voice.
"Ah... It's the Stink Bug Gu... Wang Xiao, you despicable villain, you actually use this kind of... cough cough..."
............
"Quack~ Quack~ Quack~"
The wretched old man hidden in the audience finally laughed like a goose!
After laughing, he sighed softly with emotion: "Alas! What's so good about being an expert? You have to pay attention to your identity and image, and you can't just release the stink bug at will! Alas, old buddy, you've been holding back for hundreds of years, haven't you?"
On the old man's hand, there was also a black beetle lying there. This was also a Stink Bug Gu!
............
At this moment, Tian Bodang was definitely not the only one who was exasperated.
There were also the two referees in the arena. They were caught off guard, and because of their duties, they could not leave the arena, so they were also sprayed!
"Damn it, if I had known that the Stink Bug Gu would appear, I would have never accepted this referee mission even if you beat me to death!"
"That's right, damn it, it stinks!"
"The worst thing is that this stench lasts for a long time. We've lost all face this time!"
"Who says it isn't? In order to get this referee job, Lao Liu and I fought for more than half a year. I knew I should have given it to him!"
"I really want to beat that kid up and let him know that farts can't be released randomly!"
The two referees were communicating through voice transmission, while Tian Bodang was chasing Wang Xiao around the arena in the poisonous gas.
This Wang Xiao, riding the Seven-Star Beetle, relied on his speed advantage to lead Tian Bodang around the arena like walking a dog, refusing to fight him, which made Tian Bodang half-dead with anger.
"Coward, if you have the guts, don't run!"
"Come on, fight!"
"What's the point of just running away!"
Finally, Tian Bodang couldn't hold on any longer. He was dizzy from the poisonous gas, and now he was lying on the ground vomiting!
The two referees communicated again: "Why is this Tian Bodang so stubborn? He should just admit defeat, so we don't have to endure the poisonous gas with him!"
"Then... let's just judge him as the loser!"
"But... I haven't admitted defeat yet!"
"Anyway, he's going to lose, so let's help him and speed up the game!"
"Okay, watch me!"
One of the referees quietly flicked out a wisp of spiritual energy, which landed on Tian Bodang's temple, and he immediately fell unconscious.
The other referee immediately shouted: "Qilin Team's Tian Bodang is poisoned and unconscious. In this match, Cloud Firmament Team's Wang Xiao wins!"
Above the arena, Feng Yulin, standing in the sky, was laughing so hard that tears were almost coming out!
"Wahahahahaha..."
"That's so interesting! Wang Xiao actually has a Stink Bug Gu!"
"Oh my god... I'm dying of laughter!"
"Wahahahahaha..."
Suddenly, a whirlwind rose from nowhere in the arena, and all the poisonous gas released by the Stink Bug Gu was swept up into the sky!
Feng Yulin, who was laughing with tears in his eyes, was hit by this poisonous gas and immediately became dizzy and his laughter stopped abruptly!
It turned out that the two referees on the arena saw him laughing so happily, so they deliberately discharged the poisonous gas from the arena towards him.
Damn it!
We're so miserable, and you're still laughing!
Laugh!
Keep laughing!
Why aren't you laughing!
If we're going to be unlucky, let's all be unlucky together!
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