Guard With a Knife

Frankly speaking, when LeBron James learned that Snoopy was traded to the Los Angeles Lakers, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally... finally... the scourge left the east.

Although those commentators are now saying that the strength of the Bulls has improved, they are still the best team in the East. But for LeBron, he would rather play with the current five-star generals of the Bulls than with Snoopy in the same series.

That guy is so fascinating. You never know how many weapons he has in his arsenal. He seems to be redeeming potential all the time. When you are not paying attention, he will kill you with one shot!

A sad fact is: Since the Duke of Snoopy joined the NBA, King James has never won a series with him.

This is why LeBron is relieved.

In fact, not just him, all Eastern teams are relieved: Snoopy is too crazy. Since he entered the NBA, the entire Eastern Conference has been controlled by him. For four years, the person who lifted the Eastern Conference trophy has been he! ! !

And now, it's finally the West's turn to have a headache.

However, in the analysis of those commentators. They generally don't think the Lakers can win the championship right away, and they even think that the goal of the Lakers this year should be to fight for the upper half, rather than to pursue the championship trophy. After all, the current Lakers lineup is in addition to the aging Kobe, and Doug, who is about to enter the peak period.

Who else?

Artest, who is becoming cancerous day by day, is nearly half a century old, Carlos Boozer who can only flatter... and a group of NBDL-level players.

What to play.

Maybe, one ball is not enough for Duke Dog and Black Mamba. These two are the two most famous iron gods in the league today. If you really want to, it's not a problem to play a symphony for the Lakers fans.

However, everyone ridiculed it, and satirized it. The body is still very honest, and the Lakers' national live broadcast of the new season instantly jumped to the first place, reaching a staggering 58 times.

what is this concept?

The Lakers' historical record is 43 times.

The second-ranked Miami Heat have only 32 times with the Big Three. The gap is close to half!

This is what the market appeals!

Let you laugh at the Lake Shuangtie every day, everyone just likes to listen to the symphony, there is no trick!

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"I can't control Kobe. He runs to Snoopy's house every day. I heard Stephen Nash joined in. God knows what the three of them are doing every day."

Vanessa was besieged by a large number of reporters while waiting to pick up her children from school on October 1. She is particularly helpless now: "I have the same concerns as Snoopy's fiancée and father. Although I know they are normal, I can't ignore my family because of basketball? Especially Snoopy, he is not married yet. Man."

Now the focus of the entire City of Angels is focused on the Black Mamba and the Duke Dog. All the talk shows are using them as stalkers, and Oprah even invited these two to join the affirmative activities.

What is this kidding?

Are you really not afraid of Snoopy’s engagement ceremony being messed up? Stephen Nash finally convinced Daphne's father that the Jewish physicist was still unsuspecting about Nash.

After they talked for an afternoon, the scientist finally relaxed his vigilance, and he began to agree to the engagement ceremony between Snoopy and Daphne.

However, he thinks it will take at least ten months to observe.

At this time, Daphne's mother, the Chinese Kochi woman, inherited the fine tradition of the Chinese nation's mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law the more she liked it.

She secretly gave Doug a trick: "This matter is too easy to handle. As long as you make Daphne pregnant, everything will become clear."

"The key position must have its own talents."

The expectant mother-in-law was instructive.

These are all golden rules.

But Doug was stunned. Why did he feel that his painting style was so strange?

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"Next season I will wear the No. 9 jersey. Yes, I gave my No. 10 jersey to Snoopy. In the football field, No. 10 is the organizer and No. 9 is the attacker. When Snoopy arrives, I think I can become an attacker with peace of mind. Don't forget, I am also a top shooter."

"By the way, I have become the godfather of Snoopy's first child. Although he is not married and not officially engaged. But I believe it is only a matter of time. I can't wait to fight for this glory, because the black Mamba guy is really He is too greedy. He actually wants to be the godfather of all Snoopy's sons. He said he has countless basketball skills that need to be inherited by several boys."

"I think he may be crazy, Vanessa will definitely not let him go."

"I only teach children to play football. Everyone knows that I am a very good soccer player."

Nash accepted what the media said before the start of the Duke Snoopy welcome meeting.

It seems that his relationship with Snoopy is already very close.

This makes people very suspicious. As a third party, how did Nash intervene between the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba?

...

Although Jeanie Buss believed that the transaction was very problematic, and cede 20% of the shares before the transaction was simply a loss of power and insult to the country. But now, the person in charge of the Lakers has become Little Buss.

Little Buss and Kupchak are proud of the spring breeze. Snoopy's arrival made everything go smoothly.

On the second day of the transaction announcement, he received many calls.

He used to beg others to make a deal, but now they take the initiative to send it to the door.

Byron Davis, the pride of California basketball. The former NBA All-Star, Warriors Black Eight creator, and former captain of the Clippers took the initiative to accept a one-year contract of 1.01 million U.S. dollars.

Antoine Jamison, an offensive and defensive former All-Star, Washington guard, the lowest-key Mr. 20,000 points, he also commissioned an agent today to sign a two-year, $2.3 million contract with the Lakers.

In addition to the two former All-Stars signed a contract, there are many other capable players waiting to join the Lakers, among them there are many elite players in their years.

The whole world knows that there are two NBA players Wang teammates, one is Stephen Nash, the other is Snoopy.

Now, the Lakers Crouching Dragon and Phoenix are all in hand, although there is the existence of Black Mamba, the weakening teammate's buff, but it doesn't get in the way at all. The Lakers' big king flag has become the Duke of Snoopy, and now is the time to recruit soldiers. Who doesn't want to come here to mix with a ring, or... to increase the value, go away to get a big contract after plating a gold? James Johnson, David Lee, Eddie Curry, and Zach Randolph are all in front of us!

This has fundamentally reduced the workload of the Lakers management. It is no longer the whole world to find players to join, but to find suitable players from the players who take the initiative to defect.

"I feel that my salary is a bit high."

Kupchak's expression of being a good-for-nothing but getting a bargain made Buzz want to kick him.

"Our goal this year is not high, just make it to the Western Conference Finals!"

Little Buss said seriously.

Kupchak smiled slightly.

He didn't think that the little duke came for the Western Conference championship. And the Black Mamba has been looking forward to the Duke Dog for so many years, and Stephen Nash has been regretting for the championship all these years, these three are tied together, and the Western Conference champion wants to pass it?

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Duke Snoopy’s welcome meeting was held at Staples Arena.

For this welcoming ceremony, the Lakers Club and the California government spent a lot of manpower and material resources, and even invited the queen Britney to do the opening performance.

Miss American Dream can't wait to announce that she is a fan of the Lakers and a fan of the Duke. "When the deal happened, I was even more excited than I took the Grammy. This is all I wanted, and Snoopy finally returned to his kingdom. He should belong here, and he can create here. The most exciting record, the most popular movie, the most **** dunk...He is the son of the media in the new era, and his exposure is born because of him..."

Britney's speech was not low-key at all.

In fact, this is also her inner monologue.

She has had enough of the days when Doug is in Chicago, and she runs a label and runs songs in Los Angeles. In August, they just released Doug's third solo album together. Although more than half of the lyrics and music were created by others, the sales are still amazing, and they have now broken Diamond Records.

And because the two were not in the same city ~www.ltnovel.com~, many commercial performances or concerts had to be cancelled. And now the Duke returns to Los Angeles, which allows Britney to have more arrangements, which also means that both parties can make more money.

So, why does Britney not welcome the Duke to return to Los Angeles?

There are also Scarlett, Hathaway, Jennifer and others sitting in the box who hold the same idea. Now they are all Lakers shareholders,

To be honest, when Old Buss saw this group of new shareholders, his heart took a lot of risk. He thought that the fund that can fix Snoopy must be supported by a duke girl.

But he didn't expect it to be all the duke girls!

This lineup is too big.

Is it to control Snoopy by manipulating the Lakers? ? ?

Old Buss realized for the first time that his thinking could not keep up with this rapidly advancing era.

This was even more shocking than the first time he operated an Apple mobile phone.

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"I know that everyone has been paying attention to me silently, supporting and encouraging me. Now, I'm home!!!"

When Duke Snoopy, wearing the Lakers No. 10 jersey, walked onto the stage and said this affectionate confession.

The whole place was blown up by the sound.

Everyone was shouting and screaming excitedly. For Lakers fans, there is nothing more to roar than to see the Duke dog put on a purple and gold jersey.

This was due to the magical championship that year, and also to the fact that Snoopy led the team twice to the finals to compete with the Lakers, and more importantly...thanks to the black Mamba's four-year dog licking behavior ( Here is the verb). This makes the people of California start to feel: If these two people don't play together, it will be impossible for them to tolerate it!

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