Guard With a Knife

"Hey, buddy, I really can't drink anymore. ◢щЩш.suimEnG.1a"

The puppy yelled to the bearded director in Hollywood: "I really don't have enough alcohol."

"Then, let Tyler drink it for you." Another bearded man came up. It was Byron Davis. Obviously, in the winery, he didn't want to give face to the pupils.

"Let me come." The puppy drank the beer helplessly, and grabbed Taylor's glass again: "Let me come."

His footsteps are already shaking, and although his body is very strong, in fact his drinking volume is very bad, that is, the volume of a bottle of beer. But now, he has at least three bottles of fruity beer, oh, and half a glass of red wine in Taylor Swift's hand.

"Look, even though Snoopy has a terrible drink, he still has a gentleman's manner of taking care of his female partner." Jessica smiled and said to her husband not far away.

"Snoopy. Next we will take you to a good place."

Alba walked over and told Dugger and Taylor: "You too."

Their consciousness has long been blurred, the puppy swayed, even lying on Taylor’s body: "Listen, I want to go back to the hotel. I want to go back to sleep, Hollywood nightlife is too bad, American bbq is too monotonous, I want For fried rice, I want to eat crayfish, I want to eat Panlong..."

The puppy's words became more and more blurred, and everyone could not understand the meaning of the series of Chinese behind him.

However, Jessica knew that it was time to start this prank.

So, she, her husband and Byron Davis loaded Taylor and Doug into the RV and ran towards the church all the way.

...

After director Tim Storey spent a pleasant evening at Jessica Alba's house, he posted a photo with everyone on his social networking site: "Happy evening!!!"

In addition, he uploaded the video from his mobile phone to YouTube, with the title: The Little Duke’s New Creation.

Then, tiredness and drunkenness struck at the same time, he lay back on the bed and fell asleep.

When he woke up at noon the next day, his video had been posted to the youtube homepage and topped the list. The crazy dt party dominated the comment area.

In the video, they heard this sweet song, and at the same time saw Taylor Swift bravely kissing the Lord Duke.

This made them overjoyed and rushed to tell each other.

"Fantastic singing! Beautiful love! Long live the dt party!!"

"Unexpectedly, the proposal of the little duke is so romantic."

"I swear, this is the best marriage proposal song I have ever heard in my life. It will become a must-have song for a wedding. The talent of the little duke is visible to the naked eye. Congratulations to Taylor Swift, the brave girl got the sweetest candy. "

"Thank you brother Jonathan, if they also broke into the party last night, God knows what will happen."

"Disney boy and girl idols, go to hell! This is a dt restricted area, please don't get involved in other people's marriages!"

"..."

When the overwhelming news came from the backstage of the website, Tim Storey was going crazy. He realized that he had made a big mistake, and he quickly deleted the video manually. But... it's too late, the entire Internet has been reprinted like crazy.

And, when he turned on the TV, this has become blockbuster news in the entertainment industry.

"Last night, Snoopy Du officially proposed to Taylor Swift at Jessica Alba's house and sang a brand new song "arry-you". This song designed for marriage proposal has been popular on video sites. Currently, The D-Party is close to collapse, and they all say they cannot accept such a result..."

Tim Storey is going crazy.

This is not the truth, but his own video did not record Snoopy's previous words, which created a scene where Snoopy was proposing to Taylor Swift.

"This is so much a montage technique!!"

Storey tugged at his hair, and at this moment he actually began to hate his talent as a director.

At the same time, Doug was waking up in bed.

He opened his eyes, he didn't know what was happening outside. He patted his groggy head, he didn't even know when and how he came to this hotel. He is a bit fragmented.

When he came out of the bathroom, after washing his face.

He became more conscious. At this time, the cell phone rang. He picked it up and found that there were 50 missed calls.

When Miley Cyrus was crying and crying, the puppy didn't even know what happened. He asked Miley Cyrus: "What's wrong? Is something bad happened in London?"

Miley Cyrus cried and told Snoopy that the British people are very good, but why did you propose to Taylor Swift?

propose?

Du Ge was stunned. It took him a long time to figure out what happened from his crying. When he turned on the hotel computer and saw the video of Tim Storey's shooting, he quickly explained to Miley Sellers: This is not the truth at all. I did not propose to Tyler. This song was given to the director of Cash Warren. He has been emphasizing to me that he did not perform at the wedding, and he hopes that a song can make up for the regret. Then I suddenly got inspired and sang this song. This video did not capture what I said before singing.

Miley Sellers laughed immediately after hearing Dug's explanation.

She believed Snoopy unconditionally, because in her heart, Snoopy was a person who never lied.

In the afternoon, a longer version of the video also appeared on the Internet. The conversation before the puppy singing was broadcasted truthfully, which made the extremely depressed D Party immediately relax, and they jumped up and laughed at Dang Kong and rejoiced.

Although the dt party was a bit lost, it was still very proud to respond: at least they were at the same party and kissed. Maybe they are now officially a couple.

In the evening, Jessica Alba was interviewed by reporters. She told the media: "That song was indeed for my husband. But I think after last night, Taylor and Snoopy should have a brand new start."

When she said this, she couldn't hide her joy.

When the reporter asked, she remained silent.

She didn't want to poke Da Louzi.

She can't wait to see Snoopy and Taylor's next reaction, this prank is too successful for her.

But for the Disney management team, these three days were simply a nightmare.

On the first night, the Jonathan brothers became a negative supporting role, and the Disney Princesses were accused of being superficial sisters.

The next night, Miley Cyrus lost Snoopy, and the dt party held its banner high!

Fortunately, in the afternoon of the third day, things have finally been clarified. However, it is undeniable that the dt party has gained the upper hand after the three-day storm.

"In the future...can the Heat's away game to Los Angeles be cancelled?"

The head of the Disney agency team was crazy. Snoopy’s arrival almost completely destroyed his boy idol group, and brought the new generation of little princesses into negative news.

"Fortunately, public opinion has been taken away by the competition between the D and DT parties. Today, there are not many people on the Internet mentioning that the Jonathan brothers were beaten, and the news index of the plastic sisters is also declining." Sadr said: "We can even let the'Steak Incident' pass so quietly without having to hold a press conference."

The general manager glared at him: "This is the worst situation, even the scolding person is gone. The popularity has been sucked away by the guy Snoopy!! Look at what is being said on the Internet now, all He was praised for his bravery, justice, and personability. He was also said to be brilliant.... It took him only three days to **** out the popularity of all our idols. Now when people talk about the Jonathan brothers, they will only say that they are little dukes. Negative supporting roles, mentioning Selena and Demi, will only say that they are not in harmony with each other."

"I hope he never comes to Los Angeles again."

The rant of the general manager went through the entire conference room.

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On the bus to Satmentor, Doug looked sad. Although the outside world praised him now, he not only improved his skills and won two victories in the past three days in Los Angeles, but also created a popular marriage proposal. Sacred song. Internet public opinion and television public opinion praised him all, Lin Weiwei also called and told him that the endorsement price had increased by 30%.

However, what he never dreamed of was that he also took a copy of the marriage registration with him by the way.

It has his own autograph and a photo with Taylor Swift. Although both of them seemed unconscious, the hateful priest actually blessed them.

In the video sent by Jessica Alba, I even said ‘I’m willing’.

Oh, God! Can't you forgive a 19-year-old boy who is not good at drinking?

The puppy clutched his head.

The bus is also quiet.

Spoelstra is expressing his biggest temper since taking office. While Doug is experiencing ridiculous nights, Michael Beasley and Mario Chalmers were caught by Los Angeles while driving a white Land Rover snake on the road. The police arrested on the spot, and they were sued for drunk driving.

Although they were released on bail with a sum of money, it has become a scandal.

The penalty at the league headquarters will come soon, and the Heat are also preparing to teach these two rookies a deep lesson. Of course, they have to go to some community activities.

"Our rookie this year is really outrageous."

Banksy's voice suddenly sounded strangely: "Everyone is good at getting news pages..."

To shut up! !

Du Ge's roar suddenly roared throughout the carriage, and everyone felt his irritability and rage.

Marcus Banks didn't dare to say anything subconsciously, he smelled a dangerous breath, and his senior, Sean Marion, also reached out to remind him not to attack the puppy.

"Snoopy's matter is not the same as the two of them at all."

Spoelstra gives the most authoritative explanation.

This is the consensus reached by the Miami uniform team~www.ltnovel.com~ Whether it was last night when he stuffed the steak into the mouth of the Jonathan brothers, or last night, he wrote a marriage proposal song for the Cash Warren couple. It belongs to the category of positive news. Even the Miami Heat would like to thank him for raising the team's visibility. How can it be involved with drunk driving?

Before arriving in Satmento, Spoelstra issued a penalty from Pat Riley, and the team was suspended for three games.

This penalty went beyond the expectations of all players. At first, everyone thought it was a trivial matter of fines or a review. But I didn't expect it to be suspended.

Dwyane Wade therefore deliberately asked Spoelstra. After all, the Heat have a very good record and have broken into the top three in the Eastern Conference. If Mario Chalmers, who is gradually becoming the starting point guard, is suspended for the team's second scoring point at this time, who can top it?

Spoelstra said: "The president wants Snoopy to shoulder this responsibility."

Dwyane Wade frowned and asked, "Snoopy play point guard?"

"Why not?"

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