Guard With a Knife

"Is the NBA too strict?"

On the plane to Phoenix, Michael Beasley finally confided to the puppy: "Even if I put my coach in the trash can, no one would ban me from playing. ◢щЩш.suimEnG.1a"

Doug patted Beasley on the shoulder, really wondering how to comfort him.

Simply sighed: "Or, you have a bar."

Beasley clapped his hands, good idea.

In fact, Doug also wants to drink. He felt that his sudden "marriage" with Taylor Swift was really a headache. He who had never experienced this before suddenly fainted. He didn't dare to mention it to anyone, for fear that there would be any big news.

He knows that the marriage procedures in the United States are very simple. Rose and Rachel in "Friends" were drunk and suddenly broke into a church and completed the wedding in confusion, so he didn't doubt the legality of this marriage registration certificate at all. .

In fact, if he asks any Chinese for consultation, he knows that this thing has no effect at all. Many wealthy Chinese coaxed Xiao San to bring them to the United States. The key point is to go to Las Vegas, get a certificate at random, and treat it as a marriage. But in fact, if you don't go to the Chinese Embassy for notarization, it will be a piece of waste paper.

Doug rubbed his head, and he started to sleep.

When he woke up, Beasley was shaking his head and singing a **** rap by Ruffian Eminem. He looked happy, but it was obvious that he was drinking too much.

"It would be nice to be like a fool."

Du Ge sighed sincerely.

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Last season, the general manager of the Suns Stephen Cole was fiercely shown off by the Los Angeles Lakers, who are also in the Pacific Division. This deeply stimulated him and the entire Phoenix uniform group. After years of running and bombing to no avail, the Suns put their bet on Shaq O’Neal. He traded Marion and Banks for big sharks...oh no, it should be big cactus now!

Mr. Big Cactus did not accomplish anything after arriving in Phoenix. The only thing that caused media uproar was probably that he publicly imitated Snoopy before the playoffs last season and said: I am actually a point guard.

This sentence once became a buzzword in the NBA. The puppy also drew a lot of ridicule.

But in the end, Snoopy won the NAA championship plus a P. But Mr. Big Cactus fell at the feet of his old rival Tim Duncan, and he was eliminated in the first round 4:

This year... Stephen Cole went all the way to the dark, as if he couldn't wait to realize the knowledge he had learned from **Vicci.

After the miscarriage of the draft night trade with the Orlando Magic, they resolutely selected Peterlins's Stanford center Robin Lopez as the template. At the same time, it was announced that the defensive coach Terry Porter had entered Phoenix.

The first thing after Mr. Terry Porter arrived was to establish a defensive system, and at the same time set Shaker O'Neal as the inside core.

This destroyed the Sun's original team from both offense and defense.

So far this season, the Suns have a record of 2 wins and 3 losses. Undoubtedly, they have withdrawn from the alliance elite team and officially entered the lottery area.

On the night the Heat arrived in Phoenix, the Suns officially announced that Stoudemire had entered the daily watch list due to knee pain, and Stephen Nash would also take a week off due to an old back injury.

Prior to this, the media had spread overwhelmingly that the Sun was about to change coaches.

It seems that Phoenix is ​​in the midst of huge turbulent changes.

On the evening of December 14th, at 7:30 PT, Phoenix's home court was empty, and the glory of the original running era has long been lost.

Not being able to meet with the current first point guard in the game makes the puppy a bit regretful, especially Nike specially sent the latest -HyperRev sneakers.

As the puppy is getting better in the NBA, coupled with the entertainment billboards are in the limelight. Nike pays more and more attention to him, so when the latest sneakers came out, they immediately sent them to Doug to wear them first, and they also marked the Snoopy special. In fact, now Nike has produced a kind of sound, they hope to launch a signature shoe for Du Ge. The main focus is on cross-border fashion and enter the female market.

But this plan is still under discussion, and sufficient market research has not been done yet.

And because Stephen Nash and Stoudemire were absent at the same time, the game seemed to have no waves. The Flash attacked 8 points to lock the lead at the beginning, and then joined hands with Snoopy to slowly cut.

When the third quarter came, there was no suspense in the game.

Terry Porter reluctantly replaced the main force, he knew that his departure had entered the countdown. He had even guessed the successor: probably the chief assistant Alvin Gentry.

When the puppies were ruthlessly hitting iron on the court again, the Suns' backup center Robin Lopez stepped up and told the puppies extraordinarily: "I am no longer the me I used to be."

When he said this, he was very confident. He believes that since joining the NBA, both physical confrontation and physical flexibility have been greatly strengthened. He thought that Duger would definitely not be able to continue to ask for and from him.

Therefore, he made a provocation.

But soon he realized that he was not making progress alone, and when he drove the tractor into the fast lane, the opponent had already got on the rocket and completed the journey from the end of the earth to the other end!

boom!

Dugg's dunk fell from the sky. He used a small step outside the three-point line to solve Dragic's defense, and then strode into the three-point line, successfully completed the back turn at the free throw line, and Richardson was swayed by him. Behind him, he immediately rushed into the paint zone and jumped high. Robin Lopez just thought of jumping and blocking...Puff! The violent slap had already hit hard, and then...Boom! The dunk above his head resounded through the eardrum.

"Frankly speaking, the most proud thing in your life is that you almost guarded me at NAA."

Du Ge replied with a standard trash sentence: "In the future, your son and grandson will not help but jump up to congratulate you when they hear this sentence."

Robin Lopez was flushed and angry.

But today is different. Snoopy is the biggest white-collar worker in the Miami Heat tonight, or even a gold-collar worker. The coaching staff did not arrange for him to go to the penalty area to fight personally, but to let him shoot from the outside...Boom, boom, boom, boom!

The basket banged loudly.

The Miami bench was full of laughter.

But even so, Robin Lopez could only watch the game be taken away by the hateful puppy.

"Phoenix played very tough and aggressive tonight. The sharks were still extremely vicious and we were almost swallowed by him. But in the end, with a little bit of luck, we stole the victory."

The puppy who scored 8 points, rebounds, 7 assists and 2 blocks in the game still maintained his serious nonsense style.

He even praised Coach Terry Porter's defensive style.

This made the Phoenix reporter unable to accept: "Or, let's talk about Taylor Swift. She is going to Denver to have a concert tomorrow. You just happen to be able to be together again. This time she did not invite anyone from Disney. A girl idol or a boy group. So, will you go to her concert?"

"Um... not really."

The puppy shook his head awkwardly, and then quickly ended the interview.

The five-game winning streak in the away game made Miami rank third in the Eastern Conference. This made Spoelstra no longer smile in front of reporters. He was even ready to give an award speech after winning the best coach of the season in his heart. . In this mood, when the reporter asked if he would agree to Snoopy going to watch Taylor Swift's concert.

He said bluntly: "Of course, why not? Players also have to live. Also, I think he is a good match for Taylor Swift. I am even a DT party!"

He tried to show the image of a friendly coach.

But he seems to have forgotten that his immediate boss, President Pat Riley, is a hard-core D party grandfather.

Therefore, he received greetings from Pat Riley that evening. So he repeatedly promised Perry on the phone: "I will never agree to his appearance at Taylor Swift's concert. I will definitely lock him in the gym or the court. He has no chance to slip out. I swear. What I say in the media is not what I say in my heart. I prefer Miley Cyrus. Since she appeared in the first episode of "A Good Girl is a Big Star", I have been a big fan of him."

This Filipino descendant has no confidence in front of the president's granddaughter.

He knows that this job is not easy to come by, he also knows Mr. Pat Riley's absolute authority in Miami, and he also knows more about Mr. Pat Riley's powerlessness in front of his granddaughter.

After hanging up.

He sighed helplessly: life!

"How come it has become an idol plot."

Spoelstra looked at the tall stewardess in the airport waiting room: "Taylor Swift's legs are much longer than hers."

At the same time, Snoopy also received a call from Taylor Swift on the other side. Taylor hopes that Duge will be her guest at the concert. Although there was not enough time, Doug still felt unable to agree to it immediately. He just told Taylor that he would wait until he got off the plane.

When the Miami team boarded the plane to Denver.

Allen Iverson is walking into a celebrity interview on Denver's local TV station. Recently, he has fallen into trading rumors again. But it is undeniable that he still has the broad support of the people of Denver.

He used the image of a rebellious kid to break into the alliance. Although David Stern tried to change his image at the beginning, it is a pity that he has even become a cultural phenomenon, and many people are proud to imitate him. So the alliance is no more.

However, during the show, the host asked him sharply about Snoopy's views.

"Your next opponent, Snoopy, is now becoming the new darling of the NBA. He brings a brand new temperament. He was born in a prestigious school and won a full scholarship. He has a fashionable dress, elegant and humorous conversation, and is loved by girls in the entertainment industry. In addition, he even has a singing voice kissed by God and an intoxicating creative talent."

"He is also forming his cultural phenomenon."

"Now there is even a saying that Snoopy is Alan Iverson on the back of the mirror. He is completely different from you, and the audience of your fan base is completely opposite. Fans who like you come from the street more, and they are a comb. A hip-hop boy with a dirty whip and wide jeans. Most of the people who like him come from middle-class families. They are the future elites of this country. Although they are still young now, there will always be a piece of Miami in their cozy bedroom. The posters of the number one player, and they will also have a clear-cut atmosphere of the D and DT parties."

"But, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, what do you think of him?"

The host threw the question to Alan Iverson.

Iverson raised his eyebrows: "I have learned about some of his entertainment news. In my eyes, he is no different from the Jonathan brothers. They are both idols that are packaged. All their labels carry a kind of hypocrisy. In disguise, I don’t think he has a good background and does not have a heart to give all to basketball. Moreover, his current strength is enough to support such a big pursuit and praise."

"Also, I think he will never be like me, always maintaining a vigorous desire to win. He is like those kids who like him, he has too many retreats."

Alan Iverson spoke his thoughts.

This kind of thinking actually strikes the hearts of some basketball fans. Indeed, Snoopy looks too unsuccessful. There are many choices before his eyes. Maybe he will leave the court tomorrow and he will go to the entertainment circle or Wall Street. It will also develop well. ..

Therefore, when this live broadcast was broadcast, it immediately sparked discussion in the basketball circle.

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