Guard With a Knife

"When we proposed a plan to return to the playoffs, everyone laughed at us, even we had different voices within us. But now, we have done it."

Standing in front of the tnt camera, Stephen Marbury said with red eyes: "I am very happy that I can join Snoopy's team. He led me on this road of redemption. The Knicks had become completely red before he arrived. A piece of rotten wood, he changed the culture of the locker room, let the rotten wood grow new shoots. In my heart, he is not only the best rookie, he is mvp!!!"

At the same time, Zach Randolph, who was standing in front of the nbc camera, also emphasized this point.

"I can't find a more suitable vocabulary to praise Snoopy, but... he is indeed a special genius! He can make everyone obey his command. This is a great talent. This is not what leads us to participate. Things that can be done by a model party."

Speaking of this, Randolph's tone was a little excited: "Speaking of the model party, I must now seriously explain that it is just a simple sorority. No matter how you criticize us, this fact cannot be changed. And, We are now in the playoffs, those idiots who chew tongues, fu-ck-u!!

Randolph raised two middle fingers!

Obviously, this incident has accumulated enough anger in his heart, even if tonight's victory failed to dispel it from the bottom of his heart.

He must release his attitude.

While Randolph put up two middle fingers, Isaiah Thomas and D'Antoni gave thumbs up to each other when facing the espn camera. Both praised each other for being excellent and gave themselves a lot of help. A cheerful style.

When asked what he thought of Snoopy.

D'Antoni emphasized: "He is the best rookie. Although Derek Ross is also very good, but... in my heart, he is even a person who can be compared with the league's first-tier stars. Moreover, he is the only executive of the 2.o system. , He will become one of the greatest commanders in the alliance!"

And Isaiah Thomas’s answer is: “Undoubtedly, this game will become one of the most classic games in the history of the Knicks. But I think for Snoopy, the best rookie is just a starting point. I think he will Become LeBron James...No, he might be a combination of two mj. Do you know what I mean? When he stands on the court, he has his own system. He is the kind of player who is not bound by any tactics."

When it comes to the key issue, the two still disagree, even if their previous commercial touts are so realistic, they are still not the same passer-by in their bones.

...

Snoopy’s great block shot ended the discussion of the best rookie and also brought new light to the troubled Knicks. After a long period of abuse and ridicule, they finally returned to the playoffs. !

At this point in this incident, obviously the imagination of every basketball fan, even fans of the Knicks. You know, they used all kinds of abuse and taunts when Isaiah Thomas traded Snoopy for three rounds of picks. Snoopy walked into Madison Garden wearing the Knicks No. 1 jersey and got all boos. Voice and cursing.

But now, all New York fans can't suppress their emotions, they cheer from the bottom of their hearts, and even lose sleep for it.

The New York media are also working overtime to photocopy detailed reports on this great game, and they can't wait to make their compliments. The New York Times even used the headline of the Duke's enthronement and coronation.

In fact, they were also the media criticizing the Knicks party twenty days ago.

This is not uncommon.

Therefore, Du Ge did not accept any interview after the game, he returned to the locker room early.

For him, this game has come to an end.

He is not a person who is keen to reminisce about the ‘highlight moment’. When the team’s physical trainer asked him how he made the right hand, up and left hand, he even smiled and replied: I forgot.

After taking a shower, he got on the Cadillac rented by the team leader and returned to the hotel early.

He intends to watch the Boston Celtics game video carefully, and the next playoffs are the top priority!

However, when he saw the Celtics' defense highlights, he received a call from the Chicago Police Department.

Mr. Thomas, the police officer on the other end of the phone, asked for his help in a very polite tone: "Mr. Snoopy, I am very sorry to interrupt you to rest. Although I am angry that you just took a victory from us, but now, I must You are invited to the police station to help us pull apart Ms. Miley Cyrus and Ms. Scarlett Johansson. Ms. Scarlett’s long skirt has even been torn..."

Although Chicago is one of the largest cities in the United States, their police officers are seriously inexperienced in dealing with cases like celebrity disturbances. They can't even understand why two women who are so famous on TV fight for the ‘taste’.

Their mediator, Ms. Dianne, even emphasized to Miley Cyrus: "This is not uncommon. Anyone who has had contact with Mr. Snoopy will have his taste. This does not mean anything? And, We cannot assist you in the investigation you requested. Unless Ms. Scarlett sues Mr. Snoopy for **** tonight!"

This sentence made Miley Cyrus crazy again, she fought in the interrogation room, she tore off Scarlett Johansson's long skirt, revealing the **** cat outfit inside.

"This is the proof!"

Miley Sellers emphasized almost violently.

But Ms. Dianne gave a reply based on facts: this is just a personal hobby. Moreover, Ms. Scarlett is known for her sexiness, and it is very reasonable for her to wear such clothes to herself.

This explanation makes things worse.

Ms. Scarlett, who could not bear it, also began to fight back, and the two of them were upset in the interrogation room.

Subsequently, under the threat of Deputy Director Jerry Harris that they would be thrown into prison, he finally reluctantly calmed down. Then they told Snoopy's phone number, and both wanted Snoopy to come.

So, half past one in the morning.

Reporters photographed Lord Duke outside the Chicago Police Department. He walked into the police station in a hurry.

After half an hour, he paid $1ooo and $15oo respectively as bail for the two to take Scarlett Johnson and Miley Cyrus out of the police station.

The reporters around outside looked very excited.

This is a big scene rarely seen by Chicago reporters. They keep pressing the shutter, and many people are aiming at Scarlett Johnson... Because even though she is wearing Snoopy's sports jacket, the wild cat suit exposed inside is still impressive. Blood spurts!

Du Ge refused all reporters' requests for interviews.

He took the two of them into the car and left.

Deputy Director Jerry Harris then appeared in front of the reporters.

"I don't know what the final handling of the matter is. I can only tell you that this is a very absurd case of disrupting public order. We will appeal to the court. I hope these two Hollywood stars will recognize the police station. Seriousness. And... Ms. Miley Sellers needs to take some male physical cognition courses and psychological intervention courses."

Deputy Director Jerry Harris is a person who likes spotlights.

Although he wanted to use a brief case statement to knock these reporters out, just as his boss, Director Tom Hannada, did.

However, he finally failed to resist the flattery of the reporters and those eager eyes for knowledge, which gave him a feeling of ‘I am finally loved and respected by the people’.

So, he stayed and continued to answer.

"We brought them back to the police station at the United Center Arena. At that time, we received an alarm from the security personnel of the stadium. Then, our police officer Thomas and his deputy brought them back to the police station."

"Ms. Scarlett claimed that she had been assaulted by Miley Sellers from the moment she entered the police station. Miley Sellers kept emphasizing the crime of'associating with another boyfriend' that I had not even heard of. They blamed each other. , There was no opportunity for the police to inquire at all. In the end, our senior negotiator, Ms. Diane, intervened in this matter."

"Ms. Miley Sellers expressed her suspicion under Dianne's guidance. She thinks Scarlett hooked up with Snoopy tonight and had **** with Mr. Snoopy on the grounds that Scarlett had **** with Mr. Snoopy. Li has the smell of Mr. Snoopy!"

"It's ridiculous and very illogical. I watched the game tonight. Snoopy was very eye-catching in the game. He is very physically fit and doesn't seem to be the state after doing that. If He really did that kind of thing. With Ms. Scarlett’s **** level, he could never get out of his body, and Derrick Rose would definitely hit that **** lore! Do you know what I mean? Miley Saylor Si humiliated all Chicago fans... We have been following from the days of Michael Jordan to the present, how sad we are tonight, do Hollywood actresses like Miley Cyrus understand?"

Deputy Director Jerry became more and more angry as he spoke.

He almost tore off his police uniform, revealing the bull 1ogo tattoo inside to prove his identity as a diehard fan.

However, the reporters are obviously more concerned about Scarlett Johansson's wild cat suit.

"What's so strange about this? Haven't you seen Scarlett's movie? It's very reasonable for her to wear such a costume, who is known for her sexy!"

"What is really unreasonable is that block shot by Snoopy. It was definitely a foul! He put his hand into Derrick Rose's arms, and the stupid bald referee was indifferent. He watched the New Yorker steal it like this. Take our playoff tickets!"

The angry deputy director obviously couldn't continue to accept interviews.

The reporters left at the order of ‘it’s so late, you go home early and rest’.

During this trip, they have gained a lot.

They have already concocted all kinds of breaking news in their heads ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ ready to go to major media.

For Deputy Director Jerry, the biggest thing tonight is that the Bulls have stolen their playoff tickets.

But for the entertainment industry, the two Duke girls, Miley Cyrus and Scarlett Johnson, are making trouble with the Chicago Police Department.

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