Guard With a Knife

: Three hundred and forty-eight: [Pillow Fight]

These three identical pieces of information created a kind of surprise in Du Ge's head. He kept guessing under what circumstances they reached this tacit understanding. But there has been no result.

Fortunately, two minutes later, Carly Klaus called to explain to him.

It turned out to be her team.

She arranged the other three at her house. She hoped that each other could reduce the disputes in the media, which she thought was not helpful to everyone.

To be honest, Doug agrees with her.

However, he resisted appearing on the same occasion with them at the same time. After all... he and the three of them have had physical collisions. He unilaterally believed that the scene would cause embarrassment.

So, after he finished the call, he dialed Stephen Curry.

He hopes that this guy can appear there together, at least there will be a buffer.

However... Stephen Curry told him on the phone: "Dand Anthony said something important to talk to me, so maybe I won't go home tonight."

Ok.

Duge could only carry his bag and walk to the garage. As soon as he got in the car, he received a call from Taylor Swift. Taylor told Duge on the phone that she wanted to talk to him, and she said...Jennifer Lawrence was there. In her car.

When Doug heard this message, his head was completely stunned.

Does he not know what day is today, the reconciliation conference?

Wasn't Taylor Swift hitting Jennifer Lawrence in the past? Why did you suddenly reconcile today?

And Miley Cyrus and others....

"OK, have a party at Carly Claus's house tonight, I'll be here in a while."

Du Gesuo went out of his way.

Since there are already three people gathered there, let's catch them all in one go!

The so-called indebtedness.

Let's get together!

...

"The Knicks defeated the Boston Celtics 132:106 tonight and advanced with a total score of 4:0. The last one to get the playoff tickets became the first team to advance to the semifinals. However, with With Zachrandorf’s injury, the Knicks are not optimistic about being able to continue to advance in the Eastern Conference semifinals."

"Currently, the fan forums in Miami and Atlanta are carnival. The two teams with a total score of 2:2 are theoretically possible to advance to the semifinals. Now all experts are predicting, no matter which team it is. Successfully advanced, they will all become the Eastern Conference finalists this year...because the Knicks are too weak."

"Although Snoopy averaged a triple-double in the first round and made history. He is still not regarded as a star. Experts generally believe that the Knicks' biggest contributor in the first round is Zach Randolph, because he is the only one. A player who can hold the ball to open the situation. Snoopy's ability to hold the ball has yet to be tested. His offensive ability is still far inferior to his organization series and penalty zone defense."

"In addition, the Western Conference champion Los Angeles Lakers are also about to finish their promotion..."

Doug listened to the "Voice of Basketball" program on the car radio, and his speed was unusually slow.

In fact, this is the slowest car he has ever driven.

However, even as slow as a snail, the destination is still there.

He arrived home at half past twelve in the morning.

At this moment... the Carly Klaus house next door is brightly lit.

...

In fact, the relationship between the duke girls is not monolithic.

When Carly Klaus brought Selena Gomez, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, and Rihanna, who didn’t know why she appeared in this group, into her home, she went upstairs While changing clothes and going to the cellar to prepare party supplies, Miley Cyrus took off her clanging punk coat.

"Scarlett, I think you have a reason to confess to me what you did at the Chicago Arena? I heard your eager meowing at the time! I am not the two idiots **** security guards."

Miley Cyrus' attack caused Rihanna to turn her head. She expressed her opinion before Scarlett Johansson answered: "Are you a security idiot or a rap idiot?"

Rihanna has a close relationship with the big guys in the rap circle. In fact, she herself is considered a half rap singer.

"Hey, what's in your head? I'm now questioning the criminal who committed **** with Snoopy! Understand?" Miley Sellers turned her head to warn Rihanna not to digress, and then continued to examine Scarlett.

Ha ha.

Scarlett sneered with an aggressive look in her eyes: "So, do you plan to let the New York police check my underwear this time? Or...you plan to come and try it yourself...oh! sh*t! I actually got a pair of It’s really **** **** to talk such rubbish."

Miley Sellers’ eyebrows were raised immediately, and she sneered: "Even if I am bisexual, I will never show any interest in you. Galliano is right about at least one thing, you are nothing but A cheap and **** low-level goods."

"Some people don't even have the least sexiness."

Selena said something timely.

Then, Miley Cyrus stood up awkwardly, she pointed at Selena Gomez and furious: "Why doesn't God unplug your vocal cords, Bitch! Do you think you can steal my two boyfriends in a row? Now it’s different from before. I will never listen to any arrangements made by the company. The whole world knows that Snoopy is my man, and you will never succeed..."

She hasn't finished speaking yet.

Taylor Swift's voice came from the corridor: "Is it your man? What am I?"

When Swift and Jennifer Lawrence walked in, the smell of gunpowder in the hall instantly burst. If you accidentally wipe the gun and misfire, it will cause an explosion no less than 1000tnt!

At this time, Carly Klaus finally came out of the next room, and she pushed a cart bigger than Wal-Mart, stuffed with pillows.

"Hey, sisters, let's have a pillow fight!"

"Whenever my model sisters appear unpleasant, they always use this way to vent their emotions. But before that, we'd better change into pajamas!"

Carly Klaus said loudly.

...

Doug sat in the garage for nearly ten minutes, and the basketball experts on the radio had been talking about his shortcomings in lengthy articles, over and over again ~www.ltnovel.com~ or the words: "Snoopy is completely incapable of offense with the ball. , Even our analysis found that his breakthrough will be deformed in the case of confrontational defense, and his ability to finish at the basket is completely concealed by his ability to make fouls..."

Snapped!

Doug turned off the radio, turned off and got out of the car.

He walked towards Carly Klaus's house.

Going is the back door.

When he approached the house, he could already hear the noisy screams and verbal abuse inside... "Scarlett, you are a bitch, and your bottom is looser than cotton candy." Selena, your ventriloquist, should be on the same level as the orangutans in the zoo. , You are all good at swallowing bananas'' FKY, Taylor Swift, your **** are like two fried eggs, or the kind that has been photographed by whole wheat bread. "'Miley Cyrus, your hips make you unable to enter in this life..." "..."

These sharp sounds made Du Ge feel bad, and he hurriedly quickened his pace. When he opened the door and came to the living room, he was completely stunned by the scene in front of him! !

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