Guard With a Knife

"Rihanna is our idol, please conquer her fiercely tonight!!"

Before getting off the plane, Eddie Curry and Nate Robinson asked Doug very seriously. Nate Robinson even said very solemnly: "You don't even need to wear a condom."

This makes Doug laugh or cry...why is she your idol, I have to conquer her? I don’t have a condom yet...whatever does this follow.

Doug really didn't know whether this was the way of thinking of all blacks, or whether Nate Robinson and Eddie Curry were unique.

He has no thoughts about these things now.

"So, can you fasten your seat belt?"

He turned around and said to the excited Rihanna and Miley Sellers.

Since Rihanna and Miley Cyrus got into Dugge's super pickup truck, they have been repeating Dugge's ‘sudden and heroic' on the court. They even made two gestures when they talked about the rise.

When they got off the plane, they were immediately surrounded by enthusiastic Knicks players and boarded the Duke's car. After getting in the car, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna both emphasized: "Your teammates are amazing! Nate Robinson is really a good guy, and... Eddie Curry, although he looks fierce, but Actually people are very nice..."

Such remarks made Doug roll his eyes, and he wanted to tell Rihanna...These two good people in your mouth are planning to let me conquer you five sets.

But think about it again. According to Rihanna's recent remarks in the media...she is at least 50% likely to borrow the donkey from Po Xia, homeopathy to produce rice and cook mature rice.

"Hey, did you know? When you overturned two Atlanta players to the ground, TI even praised you for your Gangsta (gangsta) aura." Rihanna shrugged, "But, I ignored him. He is. A man who has a short gun of 5 cm but claims that he has a mouth gun of 28 cm, her partner even said that he can't hold on for 3 minutes, which is not the same level as you..."

amount…….

Doug went into silence awkwardly.

He stepped on the accelerator heavily. He didn't want Rihanna to continue this topic. She was the only one who knew that she had done two shots that night.

With a huge push back, Rihanna realized that she had made a mistake, and she hurriedly stopped talking.

Fortunately, Miles Luss was talking on the phone with Carly Klaus at this time, so he didn't notice these details.

Soon, Dugge sent the two to his neighbor Carly Klaus's house, and then he drove the car back to his garage.

Back home, Stephen Curry was not there.

After looking around for a while, I remembered that Curry had already sent a text message to himself yesterday, saying that he and Russell Westbrook had returned to Los Angeles.

Ugh!

Du Ge sighed, feeling slightly deserted. Turn on the TV, ESPN is actively discussing the court clashes in the two Eastern Conference semifinals tonight. On TV, Bill Walton and Reggie Miller expressed their opinions. Everyone has his own opinions, and no one can convince anyone.

But... they all agreed that the penalty imposed by the NBA headquarters tomorrow will affect the situation of the entire playoffs.

Doug turned off the TV.

He is about to go upstairs to sleep.

Boom boom boom!

The door was knocked, and he looked up. Miley Cyrus didn't know when she had changed into a bunny costume. She made a very sultry gesture: "Hey, sir. Do you need compensation service?"

Duger's recent pressure has been too great.

So, he opened the door silently.

Then...on the sofa, next to the stairs, the big bed in the bedroom...they left traces of crazy love.

Miley Cyrus did not curb her voice at all. This was her first break since the babysitting car shook, and she was fully prepared for it. She stretched out her hands in 18 poses and wanted them all!

They didn't know at this time. Rihanna was standing outside the door when they were "crazy fighting". She listened to her voice intoxicated, soft, and pinched, and then soothed herself... This was a stimulus to her. And a long process.

When Miley Cyrus' voice became feeble, Rehanna outside was also exhausted.

During this process, she had the urge to rush to feed the tiger several times deep in her heart. She wanted to taste the collision of'cannot stop at all', and also wanted to verify the limit of Lord Duke. But in the end it was suppressed.

...

Doug woke up at noon the next day, and he felt refreshed. Although due to the irritation, he did not make great progress like the first time, but his body was fully restored. The exhaustion caused by consecutive away games. Swept away.

Miley Cyrus had already left in the early morning, and now the relationship between the two is a bit delicate, and it seems a bit unreasonable.

To be honest, Du Ge was quite condemned for his act of opening the door last night. He believed that he must have been possessed by the devil at that time.

"New York is really a corrupting place."

In some moments, Doug even feels that New York has the strongest magnetic field in capitalist society, which will make people unconsciously relax the practice of Eastern traditional thinking.

Jingle Bell.

Doug was disturbed by a string of rapid ringtones. He took out his cell phone to connect, and Donnie Walsh’s excited voice was heard: "Awesome!!! Both murderers have been punished, and Pachulia has been suspended. 8 games, Josh Smith was suspended for 3 games. And you...have not been punished, and you didn't even see your name in the penalty notice!!! Thank God!! David Stern finally did the right thing, he Finally ceased to be a derogatory term in New York."

Downey Walsh's excited words came like a gunfire.

Doug nodded calmly: "Okay, I get it."

Then he turned on the TV.

He saw McWoodson’s frustrated expression on ESPN. He was speaking indignantly: “Zaza is not a bad person. He is a devout Christian. You can often see him go to community service, and he often Donate to the church. But... now God is clearly not on his side. He is treated differently."

"The league made this decision based entirely on business considerations. Everyone knows that New York has a bigger market and greater influence. And Snoopy is also a very topical player. His every move, Even bringing female stars from the entertainment industry to the team's special plane will cause a sensation!"

"But, even so. It can't stop the Eagles from continuing to make the Eastern Conference finals. Even if the Knicks are favored by the league, they still cannot be a contender for the Eastern Conference championship!"

At the end, McWoodson clenched his fists and issued a very firm declaration of battle.

However, the guests in the ESPN studio are not optimistic about them.

"With the suspension of Pachulia and Josh Smith, the Knicks have become more likely to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. The Knicks' luck was too strong. In the first round, the Boston Celtics injured three consecutive main players. In the second round of the game, the Eagles' two absolute main players were suspended! When God is on his side, it is difficult for you to stop them from the arena." Special commentator Bill Simmons said sarcastically.

Hollinger was obviously more explicit: "This is not God helping. This is David Stern's unobstructed interference. If even Josh Smith is banned for three games, Snoopy should be banned for at least two games... …He also pushed Pachulia, which was the main cause of the two serious injuries. But…he just didn’t."

"He and LeBron James, two players with strong market appeal, are both the sons of David Stern. Poor Turkoglu was sent off the court for an offensive collision and was suspended for one game. . Isn’t this escorting the Cavaliers and Knicks to the Eastern Conference Finals?"

Hollinger was very angry.

Finally, the Eagles’ legendary player Wilkins jumped out and emphasized with a mourning attitude: “The Eagles will never give in. We will definitely play more exciting games. And, from today, no matter it is This season, or next season, the Atlantans will always be opposed to New York."

It is not difficult to see from ESPN's guest list that their position is actually on the side of the Atlanta Hawks.

However, when Doug turned on the Internet, he did not see much criticism.

Few people think that the league is biased in this punishment, and some even think that David Stern’s failure to revoke Snoopy’s technical foul is to protect the Eagles~www.ltnovel.com~From a broad public opinion, The punishment for the Knicks Hawks brawl has not been criticized at all.

However, Turkoglu's penalty has caused many fans to complain that this is the league's undisguised guide to the Cavaliers to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals.

Doug carefully watched the video of Turkoglu elbowing Mo Williams. It was indeed an unconscious behavior under confrontation, although conflicts broke out afterwards. But under the intensity of the playoffs, this push can be tolerated. And Turkoglu has been sent off the court and should come to an end. An additional suspension is completely unnecessary.

In fact, at this time Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy also told the media with a heavy heart: "We have been treated unfairly. Our advantage in this series is lost because of Turkoglu's suspension. "

"I have seen a lot of arguments in the media. But...it is actually unfair to put the Knicks in the same position as the Cavaliers. I think Snoopy’s penalty is not a problem at all. He shouldn’t have been banned. There are a lot of them now. The media targeting the Knicks is actually covering the Clevelands, and the league actually wants to use that penalty to divert the discussion here. The team that is really manipulated and treated unfairly is us, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Is the biggest beneficiary."

Stan Van Gundy's words made Doug frowned and thought, is this the real conspiracy theory?

However, he did not delve into this issue.

Because now he wants to know who passed the news of Miley Cyrus and Rihanna on the Knicks plane to the entertainment media, and he also took no less than 20 pictures, including them singing and dancing there. Picture.

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