Guard With a Knife
: 389: [That's just a marketing advertisement for a certain pickup truck]
The visiting team's locker room was full of cheers, and this hearty victory brought every Knicks player, coaching staff and staff into a carnival.
From the stadium to the locker room, the poor Lord Duke has been thrown into the air at least five times.
Eddie Curry, who seems to be dying for a long time, always slaps his thigh whenever he talks about the rise: Come, let our Lord Duke sway! Let him feel the beat of rock in the pickup truck!
Then he hurriedly threw Dug into the air.
The Knicks used this way to vent their happy emotions, and this big victory gave them unparalleled excitement.
When Doug turned and walked towards the press conference after the game, Donnie Walsh was caught by them. The poor old white man tried to integrate into the player carnival sequence at first, hoping to get along with the players. But when Stephen Marbury'perhaps deliberately or unintentionally' dropped a bucket of Gatorade over his head, everything changed... He started to be grabbed and swayed by the players. If It's not that he keeps clamoring out that he has a heart attack, Eddie Curry will definitely throw him up too, or use him as an adult meat bowling ball on the spilled floor.
However, even so, he still can't escape the nightmare of being "tortured" by these great athletes!
Snapped!
"Let us thank Donnie and thank him for bringing us great luck." Eddie Curry beat Donnie Walsh's buttocks hard: "He is like an old donkey who is diligent and conscientious. It's him. Use his wisdom and talent to drive us forward!"
Donny Walsh couldn't laugh, honestly he didn't like such a metaphor at all.
But... what subtle parallelism can you expect from high school graduates? He is already very good without taking out the professional spoken language he learned from the adult forum.
"Hey, Donny, open your mouth. Let you taste the mouth burst!!!"
Donny Walsh looked over in panic, Eddie Curry shook the champagne bottle violently, and Walsh hurried to escape...Boom!
There was a loud noise.
A stream of liquid filled with white foam rushed towards the face... Ah!
He opened his mouth, and he was shot.
Poor old Downey was in a panic, and the taste of Gatorade and Champagne mixed together, giving him a feeling of ecstasy.
At this time, Eddie Curry couldn't wait to find the next ‘poor bug’...Heber Williams coach became a tricky target.
Tonight, the Atlanta visiting team's locker room is more exciting than the nightclub. The hearty victory allowed them to fully release the joy in their hearts.
Even though Donnie Walsh realized that he might be ‘targeted’ by the old generals left behind by Isaiah Thomas, he was not angry because of it, because...victory is the most important thing. Now, the Knicks have reached the top of the Eastern Conference and are about to decide the king's seat with another opponent. This has created the team's best result since 2000.
As the president of the team, this is a highlight on the resume.
It will even become the most important season of his career.
He could afford this innocent joke.
And, before Snoopy arrived, he did not have any good attitudes towards Eddie Curry, Stephen Marbury, Quentin Richardson. They were involved in trading rumors from time to time, and Marbury was almost forced to sign a buyout contract by him.
And now, these ‘retaliation’ behind the carnival are actually, to some extent, repairing the relationship between each other.
However, Lord Duke obviously did not intend to repair the relationship with McWoodson.
When he was sitting at the press conference, the spotlight below flashed for a full two minutes, and his first sentence was: "Dear friends from the press, if Mr. McWoodson comes over for an interview later, please help me ask him one. Question: Is tonight a fair game for him?"
Snoopy has always been a personable image. He seems to have never attacked each other tit-for-tat with anyone off the court...except for LeBron James.
But tonight, his first sentence caused an uproar in the reporters below, and of course a lot of cheers.
For the media, such ‘sudden’ remarks are the hottest point that can arouse public opinion.
"So, are you sarcastic about what coach McWoodson said before the game of'fairness'?" A local Atlanta reporter stood up quickly, with an obvious provocation.
"Oh, no. Sir, this is not irony." The Lord Duke shook his head, then stared at him calmly, opened his lips and said a word: "It's humiliation!"
"To be precise, it is to return Mr. McWoodson's humiliation to all the Knicks, the NBA and the basketball itself before the game! He must lick back the saliva he sprayed on the ground."
"People with a little bit of common sense know how bad his remarks are and how vicious his intentions are. The Knicks can get to this day, relying on sweat, hard work, unity, perseverance and courage to win. I know you will Say, we were lucky enough to qualify in the first round because of the injury of our opponents. But...Why don’t we go to see the first and third games before saying this? We have not been injured in Mr. Patrick Perkins. Previously, it was by no means lack of parry. In fact, we still had the upper hand. In the third game, Zach Randolph was suddenly injured, which wiped out our internal advantage, but we still won."
"Mc Woodson arbitrarily blames everything on luck. This is not only disrespect for the Knicks, but also disrespect for the Boston Celtics. The Celtics also tried their best in four games. I am for their courage and hard work. Take off your hat and salute!"
"As for the accusations against the league, there is no reason. Isn't Pachulia's bad behavior enough to ban him? Isn't Josh Smith's fist directed at the bridge of my nose? I just dodge it. If he was sent off the court, Pachulia should be banned for life at least for his actions if treated equally!"
"Finally, I can tell Mr. McWoodson clearly that if both sides are in order, the Atlanta Hawks will be resolved in four games!"
"And this is the reason why we can still beat them by a big score even in the absence of an inside offensive core and a defensive core."
"I hope that Mr. Woodson can face the gap squarely and say less nonsense. This is neither elegant nor masculine."
"Finally, if he is not satisfied, he is welcome to challenge next season."
"God bless him not to lose his job this summer."
Du Ge's tone was firmer than ever, and the condescending posture and the pungent irony made the reporters below go crazy.
Of course, except for the Atlanta local reporters.
In the NBA, it is extremely common for players to attack each other, and it is not uncommon for head coaches to open mouths. But there are very few humiliating counterattacks like Doug.
This is going to drive McWoodson to death!
But turning around to think, before the start of the game, why didn't McWoodson push the Knicks to a situation where they were'undated'.
If the final winner tonight is the Atlanta Hawks, maybe he will say something arrogant.
The Atlanta reporter took his seat in anguish.
The ESPN reporter took the microphone and stood up. He asked a professional question: "We noticed that you made 11 of 17 shots in this game and scored the highest single-game score in a career playoff game: 32 points. The fourth quarter. Scored 19 points on 7 of 11 shots, and many shots are very difficult. My question is, since you have the ability to shoot, why didn't you get it in the previous game?"
"Because previous opponents didn't have any special requirements."
Doug shrugged his shoulders, evading the weight, and dazzling McWoodson without showing a trace.
Subsequently, the reporter asked about the arrangement of several key tactics of the game, as well as the Knicks' substitution strategy.
Dugge answered some selectively, while emphasizing that this is within the power of the head coach. The biggest responsibility of the team leader is to execute and supervise the operation of the tactics on the court. Fortunately, tonight, teammates are united. The tactical concept of Herb Williams was fully brought into play.
These answers are very official, and reporters know...this is definitely not Herb Williams' tactical philosophy. But... Since Snoopy has said so, how can I ask?
After that, the TNT reporter asked Doug to predict his opponent in the next round.
"No one knows what will happen tomorrow, they all seem to have a chance. But if LeBron James made the prediction three days ago is accurate, Orlando people will have the last laugh."
Doug shrugged his shoulders, he didn't say anything to death. However, he did not forget to deliberately stimulate LeBron James and sell him some anxiety by the way.
After all, LeBron James vowed three days ago that it is very likely that this year there will be a tenth team that will come back after a 1:3 lag. At the time, the Cavaliers and the Knicks were both leading 3-1, but James must be talking about...Atlanta.
However, now that the Knicks have successfully advanced, all of the pressure has fallen on the Cleveland Cavaliers all at once.
If the Cavaliers really get a comeback in the end, it's really lifting a rock and hitting him in the foot.
Of course, Doug will definitely stretch out two thumbs and say one sentence to King James: You are so real!
Finally... a media reporter who works for "Stylish Weekly" stood up and asked Doug a gossip question: "Mr. Snoopy, around seven o'clock tonight, a very long video began to spread on the Internet. The uploader claimed that this was a picture he took on Airport Avenue in New York. He also said that you were having an indescribable lathe battle with a certain duke girl at the time, and there were police officers on duty nearby. May I ask..."
"I don't answer anything that has nothing to do with basketball."
Du Ge quickly got up, he quickly evacuated.
He didn't want to face this problem.
When Lord Duke left quickly, all the other reporters stared at the gossip reporter of Newsweek with very angry eyes.
"Why use such a ridiculous thing to disrupt the normal sequence of the press conference? Normal people know that the video is so ridiculous~www.ltnovel.com~ Will the New York police perform duties for Snoopy? Even the Queen of England is on the side of the road. Doing this kind of thing, you will not get this kind of legal aid! What's more... Do you think there are men who can hold on for so long at that frequency? This is basically the advertising and marketing made by a certain pickup truck company to promote their avoidance. How good is the shock system!"
The ESPN reporter was very angry and dropped this to the gossip paparazzi. He thought he was very unprofessional and had no professionalism at all.
The other reporters also had expressions of resentment of the same enemy.
At this time, they didn't know that Lord Duke, who hurried to the backstage, was frowning and muttering: Isn't it only in a certain adult forum? How come the entire Internet is spreading? ?
He was a little worried.
When he returned to the locker room, he heard his cell phone ringing and took a look.
It was Taylor Swift.
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