Guard With a Knife
: 317: [Duke girls from all over the world unite]
Kobe Bryant expressed his desire to chat with Snoopy during an interview after the game. In a good mood, he even thanked Lord Duke: "To be honest, he brought me luck. I touched him last year. The MOP trophy, and then I won the finals MVP...hahahaha."
Actually, it's not funny at all.
The reporters all know that the black mamba is trying to solicit the duke dog. It has even been reported that the Lakers intend to use starting center Andrew Bynum as a bargaining chip... This sounds sincere and very feasible. Snoopy is indeed very good, but Bynum is a real giant center. He is a new-generation top center cultivated by the Lakers with countless legendary centers. In this era when centers are scarce, he is already rare.
Moreover, it is rumored that the Lakers are even willing to take Eddie Curry's huge contract.
The Knicks sounded no reason to refuse.
Some street tabloids even broke that LeBron James was very satisfied with the deal. Compared to the King and Duke combination, the all-around forward plus the super center seems to be more in line with the team-building concept of a championship-level team.
That night, a reporter took pictures of Snoopy and Kobe Bryant having dinner. The two seemed to have a good conversation, and... In the end Snoopy even got on the black Mamba Lamborghini, and then went to Kobe in Beverly. The luxurious mansion of the villa.
No one knows if they sleep together at night.
Anyway... the Los Angeles tabloids talked about it, and they paid more attention to this matter than Kobe Bryant won the MVP trophy for the first time in his career.
After all, Vanessa's reputation in some Los Angeles tabloids is not so good. This little Mexican-American civilian girl has not yet been recognized by Kobe's parents.
So, if the black mamba and the duke dog finally cross a certain taboo and come together, these tabloids will definitely be crazy about it. In fact, they have begun to fabricate rumors in this area, and some even vividly described the intricate male love between Kobe Bryant, Snoopy, and Beckham, and named it "The City of Angels" Deep Sadomasochism!"
The lower limit of the Los Angeles street tabloids is far lower than that of New York. They are a group of people who really entertain to the death.
Actually, Doug appeared at Kobe Bryant's house only because Kobe boasted of his indoor basketball court and luxurious recording studio, and they did not sleep on a bed that night. But... Kobe Bryant, who had his biological clock automatically adjusted to four in the morning, woke Doug up.
Then the two began to train in the indoor arena, and Doug asked Kobe Bryant for some offensive skills. But Kobe didn't give it all. He told Snoopy in a tone that was half joke and half serious: "If you want to learn offensive skills, you have to persuade your team to trade you to the Lakers. ."
Doug looked helplessly at the black mamba.
Then, he went to the Kobe's recording studio to test the sound. Indeed, the recording studios of the Black Mamba are very advanced, even more professional than those professional recording studios. After all, Kobe Bryant has always had a dream of being a singer. He once released an album. But sales can be described as terrible.
Doug stayed at Kobe's house for one day, and went to participate in the promotion of the movie "The Battle of Lord Duke" in the evening.
This film has been distributed globally by Disney Pictures, and they have high box office expectations for this documentary.
Through the Knicks' epic counterattack this season, coupled with Snoopy's huge appeal and topicality as a popular star. Disney's box office estimate is 100 million US dollars. They think this will break the record of Michael Jordan's documentary.
After all... the **** of basketball can only attract basketball fans into the cinema. And Snoopy can call a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl into the cinema.
This can be seen from the feedback of his sneaker pre-sales. The data of buying the trendy version is far better than that of the genuine sneakers, although it is related to the trendy version of the style is more fashionable. But...it’s not difficult to see that the Duke’s fans are more concentrated in young women than senior fans.
Of course, in Asia, the situation is quite the opposite. On the other side of the Pacific, more people like Doug's performance on the court and are proud of it. After all, Doug is the first Asian to lead his team to the NBA Finals, and his height is closer to ordinary fans, which gives him a greater affinity and market appeal.
Having said that, this also gave Snoopy a joke from the head of Nike’s business promotion department: "Your Excellency, you should find some Asian teenage celebrities. The Asian region has no idea how powerful you are against the female community. , They deserve the chance to be loved by you. To be honest, as a white, I don’t think you can always stare at our white female stars."
This white middle-aged man seems to have a lot of racial protectionism. He thinks that Du Ge has violated too many white goddesses.
In fact, it was shown in the latest polls made by MTV. More than 82% of white women are willing to date Snoopy, and the younger they are, the stronger their willingness. In contrast, only 76% of Mexicans, 68% of blacks, and only...55% of Asians, more of them regard Doug as an idol and as a race. Hero...this kind of worship makes them reluctant to date him.
Doug also encountered this tricky problem when he promoted the new movie in "Chicken Feather Show". The host asked him: "You only date white women. Is it because of racial discrimination?"
This question caused screams in the audience. Many female fans of other skin colors shook their heads. They announced in advance: There will be no such thing.
Duge also raised his hands helplessly. He said in a joking tone: "Absolutely not. I love everyone. Every woman is a great gift from God to this world."
"Then you don't think God has given you too much gift?" Jimmy Cammore said with a smirk: "But it seems that your territory is shrinking rapidly recently. Miley Cyrus was photographed with the Victoria's Secret supermodel. Stella Maxwell kissed on the street, Taylor Swift also reported that he had been close to Taylor Lautner. Selena Gomez also appeared at the Jonathan Brothers concert."
"Uh... it sounds like I'm an old singer who is out of breath." Du Ge shrugged his shoulders. His self-deprecating sentence doubled the voice in the audience~www.ltnovel.com~ countless excited female fans shook their hands and watched. As long as the Lord Duke has a certain look, they will be able to get into the bed of the Duke's house that night.
But unfortunately, Du Ge is not such a person.
"In the latest ranking made by Playboy, you are the sports star the cover girls want to date the most. David Beckham is second and Kobe Bryant is fifth. But yesterday we saw you The scene of having dinner with Kobe Bryant and going home together, don’t you plan to say anything about it?"
"Yes, we are very co-produced, we have a lot of topics in common. He will appear at the premiere of my movie." Du Ge told Jim with a smile, and made a publicity: "Welcome everyone to pay attention to the world premiere on August 11. ."
This is the diplomatic rhetoric of the talk show, but...it has caused the sports media to interpret a lot of content.
However, what excites the entertainment media is. Under Jim's intimidation, Snoopy publicly issued an invitation on the show: "I send invitations to all duke girls. If they have time, they are welcome to attend the world premiere of my first film on August 11."
Strictly speaking, this is a joke, because Snoopy's tone is not very serious.
However, it seems that all the parties and onlookers have taken it seriously.
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