Guard With a Knife

"I am definitely not confused for a while, listen, I have been following my heart."

　　, the young model Kendall Jenner, who officially announced her entry into the modeling circle, was found to have a Chinese character ‘格’ tattooed on the inside of her left arm during her first magazine shooting, which triggered a lot of questions from reporters on the scene.

The young model with a green face and a tall stature quickly gave her the answer and made no secret of her favor: "I got the tattoo for Duke Snoopy. I know exactly what I'm doing. I have been crazy in love with him since I heard his song on the radio when I was thirteen years old. I will not be disturbed by his scandals, and Miley Cyrus and the others only have a relationship with the Lord Duke 16 years old."

　　 "And at least, my figure looks much more mature than theirs."

　　 When Kendall Jenner mentioned this topic, she did not forget to entrust her bra. She clamored in the air.

　　 In fact, this is not an isolated case, since the little Disney princess opened Pandora's cartridge. Countless girls began to fantasize about Snoopy. When the new album was about to break the diamond record record, MTV even teased. You go to any private high school and throw a basketball into the classroom. As long as it is a girl, Duke Snoopy must be one of the girls’ sexual fantasies.

　　 About Snoopy's influence among 14-18 year old girls has reached its peak. "He even rules the girls like Michael Jordan did in the league. He is the dream of 900 million girls around the world!"

　　 American entertainment media always give Snoopy this title.

They report on Snoopy’s news at a fixed time almost every day, allowing consultations on basketball, maybe it’s what news the duke girls have made, or... his album or sneaker sales have broken a certain Records.

　　 Of course, occasionally there will be some bad news.

　　 For example, a well-known business magazine disclosed that Duke Snoopy is suffering from huge debt pressure recently. He has pledged all the finances he can pledge, and he blindly spends a lot of money on major technology companies.

At the end of this article, the author even ridiculed: "Compared to LeBron James, who is the most invested player in the NBA, Snoopy looks more like the high school student who has never attended college. His risk control ability is too bad. Now, I can guarantee that the next Internet bubble will come. He will become the first player to go bankrupt in the NBA. Although it seems that he has made a lot of money... but it is not enough to repay his bank loans. There is even According to the data, he has at least owed close to one billion U.S. dollars at this time."

　　 Such rumors spread. Suddenly, many black players jumped out to teach Snoopy how to learn financial management, such as buying gold or diamonds. Yes, their financial management view is only those golden things.

Lin Weiwei stood up as a financial adviser when the Knicks flew to the west for their first road trip and said to the public: "Snoopy's financial situation is very good, and his fixed assets have been increasing rapidly. I am. I believe that when Facebook goes public, his wealth will grow by leaps and bounds. In fact, Apple’s stock price is also rising rapidly. And Twitter, their financing is getting higher and higher. His investment in Asia is also being affected. Determined as a high-quality asset. All friends who care about Snoopy, I think you can even open a bottle of champagne to celebrate Snoopy's about to become the richest man in the NBA!"

　　Hu!

　　 When Lin Weiwei came down from the press conference, she was almost exhausted. To be honest, she didn't believe what she said on stage, because Snoopy was so crazy. God knows what incredible investments he will make in the future. He is now like a middle-class middle class, but in fact, he earns close to 50 million U.S. dollars each year, and this year will be more.

　　 "I have to take some commercial performances for him."

　　 Lin Weiwei called Britney Spears' management team. Recently, Lin Weiwei has been looking for an agent in the entertainment industry for Snoopy. He hopes that Snoopy can appear in some concerts or commercial performances after the game, which can relieve his bank loan pressure to a certain extent.

　　 And, with Snoopy’s current momentum in the entertainment industry, it is simply the biggest waste of him not to take a commercial performance.

　　 His first album has become the best-selling record in the new century, and he has won great victories in both professionalism and popularity.

The pop queen Madonna even declared: "Snoopy will become the last global superstar of this era. He is different. He appears on television every day and in an unobtrusive way. He is New York Nick. Sri Lanka’s head star, he has a very high status in this field. At the same time, he can maintain a close relationship with the female stars of the entertainment circle, and at the same time this relationship is really healthy. Have you seen it? He has been involved with many women, but do people still think he is even a virgin star? This is a weird health trait!"

"Of course, the most important thing is... he is a genius creator. His talent is coveted. Every song he writes has become a popular hit, and Britney even returned to the top because of him! You! I can never find someone like him again."

　　 As a former global queen, Madonna's words are hard to refute.

　　 In fact, the same is true. When the news broke that Snoopy was experiencing a debt crisis, the sales of his sneakers and his various endorsement products rose instantly, and the huge fan purchasing power was instantly displayed.

　　 At this time, Nike also proposed that they are willing to terminate the previous commercial sponsorship contract with Snoopy and instead offer a multi-year contract worth more than 200 million US dollars.

　　 However, Snoopy refused this matter. He said: "If you want to keep me, give me an independent brand. I hope to get the same treatment as Michael Jordan!"

　　 This matter makes Nike feel embarrassed, because it is not just a sponsorship issue. They also need to take care of the feelings of other signed stars. What will happen to LeBron James if they compare and manage?

　　 Du Ge is not at all anxious about this, Lin Weiwei is more leisurely, just keep releasing news of contact with Adidas.

　　 For Adidas, they have already seen Duge's legendary sales ability. Although his sales figures for basketball shoes are only in the first sequence, they are not far ahead of other stars. But he has achieved the number one position in the market in trend shoes, and far surpasses the second.

　　 Based on this situation, the penalty for Nike’s contract is nothing. After all, it was a contract with a minimum guarantee of less than $5 million. This was called a contract with excellent risk management and control by Nike at the time, but now, the risks and fears they bear are historical levels.

　　 If Snoopy really pays high liquidated damages to switch to Adidas, Nike's stock price will even be cut.

　　 Therefore, they now have to enter the internal meeting stage in advance, and even convene consecutive board meetings.

And as if to prove that Snoopy is in the midst of an economic crisis, Lord Duke showed up at the Las Vegas show the next day after finishing the game in Satmento. He won the highest casino record in recent years. The price of a single performance, 2 million US dollars after tax. And the casinos have released news that Snoopy may even reach a contract with Las Vegas for residency performances.

　　 This caused a sensation in the local area and also caused a sensation in the entertainment industry.

　　 Because after the performance, a paparazzi took pictures of Snoopy having dinner with Anne Hathaway.

　　Anne Hathaway had previously had a fight with the duke girls in the media, and even from her mouth there was a secret rumor that "Snoopy's energy can satisfy three women at the same time". But at the time, she was ridiculed by the crowd. And it triggered a counterattack from Scarlett Johnson and Jennifer Lawrence.

　　 "This news must have been deliberately created by Anne Hathaway. We really know Hathaway too well. She is a woman who is good at drawing on any hype and pretending to be noble."

　　 The Los Angeles Times is not at all polite.

　　 Actually, many media are so mean. Anne Hathaway is very popular outside the United States, but in the United States, she is not the type that the public likes. Although she is very beautiful.

　　People always think that her approach to anyone is utilitarian.

　　 This is caused. No matter what she says or does, everyone feels that there is another plan.

　　 There are even many media reminding Snoopy to stay away from her and not to be fooled by her rhetoric.

　　 "Our relationship is very healthy. We just had a dinner together. Then we had a discussion about the future development trend of the Knicks as a New York fan and the Knicks star."

　　 This is the rhetoric of Anne Hathaway.

But soon a group of mocking ironies arose: "Listen, this is the classic style of Anne Hathaway. She can always find a high-sounding reason, and she always shows that'My old lady is more professional than you. Your higher-profile faces. This is why she will never be loved by ordinary citizens."

　　 However, Anne Hathaway obviously has some in-depth research on NBA.

　　 She also said something, but the entertainment media did not report it.

"I think Snoopy and Zach Randolph are now on different channels. They are starting to fight separately ~www.ltnovel.com~ on the court like a cold war couple, without communication. These are the last two Knicks. I gave Snoopy advice on the reasons for the losing streak. At the same time, I also hope that the New York Knicks will eradicate the cancer before the situation deteriorates completely!

　　 Her remarks have been reprinted by the basketball media.

　　 Recently, the basketball media has been criticizing the Knicks, especially Snoopy.

　　 In the game against the Kings, he made 6 of 19 shots and only scored 15 points. Although he had 9 assists and 6 rebounds, he and Randolph missed the last three shots. Randolph missed the penultimate second shot, and Snoopy's lore missed the basket.

　　 As Anne Hathaway said, Snoopy and Randolph had no communication on the court. They fought on their own and each shot less than 30% of their field goals. This is the ultimate reason why the Eastern Conference champion Knicks ultimately lost to the Western Vice squad leader King Satmento.

"Anne Hathaway was right. What the Knicks management must do now is... they have to get rid of the malignant tumor. Snoopy has become a Kobe-like player and he doesn't have Kobe's scoring ability. And... Have you ever seen a star player who rushed to the next concert scene overnight after losing a lore and earning $2 million?"

　　 "I know he is currently in the midst of an economic crisis, but this is not a reason to set aside his teammates to earn a high salary!"

　　 "If I were James Dolan, the first thing I do now is to send Snoopy away. Zachrandorf is the better player!"

　　 Bill Simmons lashed out in his column.

　　 Actually, this is just one of many critical voices.

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