Guard With a Knife

Du's parents and Du's mother expressed their highest welcome to Stephen Curry and Russell Westbrook's arrival. They are enlightened parents and treat their son's friends with the utmost courtesy.

What's interesting is that Curry and Westbrook are also very happy to deal with Doug's parents, and neither of them intends to move to the hotel.

Stephen Curry came to New York to seek a second plan after the team doctor's diagnosis and treatment was not as fast as expected because of a sprained knee. Westbrook is so boring because of Oklahoma, and he doesn't want to train with Kevin Durant. Durant really likes to use his trumpet on Facebook to attack haters who criticize him. , He spent almost all of his time there. This makes Master Wei feel unable to play games with him online.

In addition, I recently had a little awkwardness with Nina, and the Thunder's first opponent after Christmas was the New Jersey Nets. Therefore, he came directly with his bag. He was looking for his college roommate to stay and fly together to fight Azeroth, but he didn't expect to crash into Stephen Curry as soon as he got off the plane.

"He is actually an NBA player? This little face is pink, white and tender, just like a schoolboy."

"Mom, he is a little older than me. Besides, he is a black man."

"what?"

The chat between Du Ma and Du Ge was full of her curiosity and love for Curry. Afterwards, the sweet song queen, who is a good housekeeper, personally cooked rice dumplings for three NBA players.

From the amount of glutinous rice **** in the bowl of three people, it is not difficult to see... The Queen of Sweet Song is a face value pie, and she obviously gave Curry more.

Master Wei didn't care about these details. Moreover, with his muscles and colorful clothes, he quickly became one with Lao Du, who has the temperament of a Chinese nouveau riche. The two have a highly consistent aesthetics, and some of them look at Mung Bean. feel.

"I think your muscles are very powerful, and men should be like this." Old Du praised Westbrook's body in his poor English, and also reached out and slapped his chest twice.

Westbrook quickly stated that he hoped to learn a little bit of Chinese Kungfu from Old Du.

Backstage on draft night that year, Westbrook, the No. 4 pick, watched Lao Du knock out No. 2 player Michael Beasley to the ground with his own eyes. This planted a seed in his heart, and he also wanted to incarnate Bruce Lee.

So, in the early morning of the next day, while Doug was still in his hazy sleep, he heard Westbrook's roar like a pig. Standing up and looking out the window, Westbrook wearing a green rope hat was hitting the huge phoenix tree in the backyard like a wild boar...Puff! puff! puff!

Young Master Wei was full of anger in the cold wind.

Du Ge felt painful after hearing this. He wondered how Lao Du fooled this silly boy and let the Thunder trainers see that he had to sue him for abusing professional players.

But Westbrook obviously has the perseverance to learn peerless martial arts.

"Does this guy want to arm the Thunder locker room?"

With a helpless vomit, Du Ge got up and went to the bathroom to wash. Go downstairs. But he found a scene that made him totally unable to believe his eyes. Miley Cyrus was actually wearing a cheongsam sitting next to the Queen of Sweet Song. The two were chatting in a cordial manner. The topic of the conversation was about the oriental culture. Elegant aesthetic.

Graceful? elegant? Miley Cyrus?

The Lord Duke even has the absurdity of daydreaming. When did this new generation of rebellious queen of the American entertainment circle get connected with these things?

But... she looks pretty when she wears a cheongsam. She looks so white and moist on her thighs... Why haven't I found such a hazy beauty before.

Cough!

As if realizing that her son's eyesight is not "elegant", the famous sweet song queen in the 1980s in my country coughed twice with her lark-like voice as a reminder.

Duke Snoopy, the famous American film, television, music and sports star, quickly retracted his gaze and quickly fled the scene of the crime.

The former Disney princess on the side obviously understood the tacit understanding of this Eastern style. She quickly got up and gently patted Du Ma on the back, hoping to use this method to please her future mother-in-law... In Miley Cyrus's limited understanding of Chinese culture , She found it very important to have a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in China.

"Miley Cyrus actually came over to borrow cheese this morning. She said she wanted to make some cakes by herself this morning, but found that she didn't have these things. She looked like a panicked and reckless neighbor."

Stephen Curry held a bowl of soy milk in one hand and stuffed fried dough sticks into his mouth in the other. This kind of oriental classic breakfast combination did not make his stomach feel uncomfortable at all, and his mouth kept spitting out: "Miley Cyrus' recent acting skills are getting worse and worse, and she can no longer find the "Good Girl" in her body. It’s the spirituality of the "Big Star" period."

"Where can a woman put on makeup at six o'clock in the morning, put on a Chinese cheongsam, and step on high heels to borrow cheese from a neighbor's house?"

Stephen Curry wiped his mouth: "Her IQ is 200,000 Russell Westbrook from Daphne."

As they said, both of them looked at Westbrook, who screamed and slammed into the French phoenix tree...hoar!

He yelled while bumping.

Standing 20 meters away, Du Ge and Curry could feel the vibration of the plane tree... Fortunately, it was winter and all the leaves had fallen out. Otherwise, he would have to clean the backyard after the collision.

This kid is so **** stunned!

Ten minutes later, Lao Du walked to Du Ge and told him: "You translate for this kid, saying that what I taught him is Baji Tie Shankao. Now there are many old men and old ladies in the park over there who are practicing This one."

Du Ge's eyes widened: "You teach him the morning exercises of the square dance master?"

"Hey, with martial arts, there is no difference between high and low. In peaceful times, it is to strengthen the body." Lao Du said with no red heart and no heartbeat, and said solemnly: "Besides, hitting the tree with the back is an efficient way to exercise. Improve human blood circulation, regulate autonomic nerves and visceral functions."

"Don't look at this stupid action. It contains the theory of stimulating acupoints and meridians in traditional Chinese medicine to treat diseases and health care. Starting from the medical theory of our Chinese medicine, the so-called abdomen is yin and the back is yang. The human back spine and On both sides of the spine, there are abundant nerves and many important acupuncture points, which have extensive connections with the limbs and viscera. The Governor Vessel at the midline of the waist and back has the function of directing the Yang Meridian of the whole body, and is called "the sea of ​​Yang Vessels." It is the total reservoir of the human body’s yang energy and the general source of vitality for the human body. The bladder meridians on both sides are the longest and most important meridians in the body with the most acupuncture points..."

Lao Du said it all right. Du Ge didn't believe it at all. He thought this was Old Du's evil taste and deliberately teased Westbrook.

At this time, Westbrook walked over with a look of excitement: "Hey, Snoopy, I must give your father a million respect. His exercise method is too powerful. I used to wake up every morning and my body was always It will be a little stiff, and it will take a long time to stretch to recover. Now... I only hit it for half an hour, and I feel my torso relaxed like never before."

As he said, he shook his body, indeed he looked very flexible. "Look, my torso is not stiff at all."

This suddenly gave Doug some kind of inspiration, and he even walked over...poof! puff! puff!

Hit the plane tree hard with his back.

This centuries-old phoenix tree has no idea what it has lost~www.ltnovel.com~ Since World War II, it has never experienced such a devastation.

Stephen Curry sat next to him, staring dumbfounded at the more and more vigorous Lord Duke, he felt that his IQ was declining rapidly.

"Oh, my silly boy, don't run into it. I lied to this stunned boy, why are you fooled. No one can't get along with the tree." At this time, Old Du was already anxious and pulled over. Dug out.

However, Lord Duke seemed to enjoy this kind of impact.

And, five minutes later, Westbrook also joined in.

The two 2008 favorites of heaven competed like a big idiot with a phoenix tree.

This made the reporter who received the news this morning stunned: "What kind of trick is this? Lord Duke suffered a huge emotional wound to vent his deep inner distress? Could it be that he came from a long way from China? My parents broke up the relationship? Miley Cyrus walked into the room and actually negotiated with Lord Duke’s mother for mercy?"

While he was speculating about it, Taylor Swift suddenly appeared in his sight. Although she did not wear the exaggerated cheongsam of Miley Cyrus, there were obviously Chinese landscape paintings on her white dress. Traces, at first glance, you can dress yourself deliberately.

Moreover, she seemed to be holding two scrolls of calligraphy and painting in her hand.

What's going on here?

Is the partisanship between DM and DT coming back to life?

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