Guard With a Knife

"Listen, there are only two kinds of women. One is who can play mahjong, and the other is who can't play mahjong."

In the evening, Old Du sat at the dining table and told Westbrook, Stephen Curry and Du Ge in broken English. They are eating dinner specially delivered from the restaurant.

The taste is similar to what the paparazzi squatting outside in the cold wind eat.

The reason why the current situation inside and outside the house tends to be the same is because of the women who are playing mahjong.

There are already a few media outlets who can’t bear to withdraw first. Their bodies can’t bear it, and they also realize that... In this way, apart from figuring out who wins and who loses every day, there will be no more excitement. The screen takes place.

Of course, there are still paparazzi with a determined attitude squatting outside. They believe that things will never end like this, unless these female stars have nothing to do with Duke Snoopy. Just like the rumors, Duke Snoopy is actually a pure and innocent young man who works hard and doesn't touch his body!

However, things really disappointed them.

For three consecutive days, the four duke girls did not have any quarrels. They appeared at the duke's house every morning and then left late at night. Among them, Taylor Swift and Rihanna went out for half a day to participate in commercial performances, but as soon as the commercial performance ended, they immediately returned to the table... As if it had become the law, even on Christmas Eve, Snoopy’s Mom, Taylor Swift, Miley Sellers, and Carly Klaus are still fighting at the table.

To be honest, day after day content has made the paparazzi lurking in the cold wind outside have lost their patience, and they can't help but feel annoyed that they have missed the heavy news in these two days. Madonna and her little boyfriend blamed each other on the streets of New York, and made their parting speeches that day. Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway broke out again, they attacked each other in the Lakers vs. Celtics game, and even Scarlett Johansson was invited out by security.

And this has become the highlight of the Lakers vs. Celtics, and no one even paid attention to the verbal confrontation between Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett after the game.

"I am not the same with her. I will never pretend to say something arrogant, and then go hook up with someone else's boyfriend in private. She is such a woman, and everyone knows that she has two faces. "

Scarlett Johansson was still aggrieved when interviewed off the court. The two of them sat beside Nicholson, a senior Hollywood actor, that day. They all came to watch the game in a Christmas mood, until Nicholson and Anne Hathaway talked about Snoopy. Nicholson still has high expectations for Snoopy joining the Lakers. In fact, he represents the aspirations of some Lakers fans.

Since the last Los Angeles battle, the Snoopy team swept away to victory... The voice of supporting the trade of Snoopy with Bynum is like an undercurrent at the bottom of the Pacific, becoming more and more turbulent. With the opening of the trading window, it is very likely that the water surface will be exposed, forming an astonishing wind and waves, from the Atlantic Ocean across the east coast directly across the entire United States to Los Angeles on the west coast.

Nicholson, who suffered from this disaster and even got his Armani suit soiled by popcorn, said helplessly when he was interviewed after the game: "I just talked about Snoopy with Anne Hathaway, I just said I was From the bottom of my heart, I think Snoopy can become an excellent actor in the future. His performance in his documentary is very good. If he joins the Lakers, the door to Hollywood will be opened for him."

"Anne Hathaway, as a New Yorker, opposed the speculation about Snoopy joining the Lakers. And she said that I don't know how much New York City now loves Duke Snoopy. But she agreed with me. In remarks, she also believes that Snoopy has the opportunity to become a super movie star, and he has the potential in this regard. Moreover, she said that Snoopy's sexiness is beyond the reach of all Hollywood male stars."

"She described Snoopy's waist and hips in detail, and she said that as long as she is a woman, she would be addicted to it. At that time, the Lakers' Shannon Brown completed a fast break dunk, and I stood up and applauded. When I sat down, Anne Hathaway told me again: I think no woman can withstand the fast-breaking impact of Duke Snoopy in the bedroom. He seems to have the kind of domineering temperament that makes a woman full of her body..."

"Before Anne Hathaway finished saying this, popcorn popped under my sky. I thought it might be some stupid mascot at work. Until I saw Scarlett Johansson angrily grab Anne Sea Servi’s hair cursed."

"Please forgive me for not being able to speak out their conversation, this is not a glorious thing."

"But I must admit that Snoopy is the most attractive man I have ever seen, and his charm even surpasses Leon Dona."

The interview with Nicholson facing the camera is over, and the next news on the MTV channel is about Leon Dona and his supermodel girlfriend accusing each other on the streets of New York and breaking up directly.

No one knows whether this was intentional or not. It is worth mentioning that the female model named Diana accused Leonardo of embroidered pillows when she was interviewed. She said with a sarcasm: Know to play with your lips. I can tell you clearly, I never get real pleasure from him, he is a man who eats by his mouth.

To some extent, this kind of irony is in sharp contrast to the reason why the duke girl fought for it.

One is known as eating by mouth, and the other is praised for being able to fill up the whole body and even trigger a public dispute between two popular Hollywood female stars.

The huge gap makes street tabloids and entertainment news full of evil for a while.

When Westbrook traveled to New Jersey to meet the team and set out to prepare for the first game after Christmas. Snoopy and Stephen Curry played 2K happily on the sofa on the second floor. This year's 2K cover actor is Kobe Bryant. After winning the finals MVP, Black Mamba has made a huge leap in commercial value, especially in Asia, where his popularity is unmatched. Of course, Snoopy, a local, must be put aside before it can be included in the comparison.

"Kevin Garnett is really going too far."

Stephen Curry turned on his computer and chatted about the recent Christmas storm.

In the Christmas War, the Boston Celtics who played away from home won the victory. After the game, the relationship with Kobe Bryant has not been very good, and even in the summer of 2007, Kevin Garnett, who publicly stated'I won't go to Los Angeles to play with that guy', said something ironic:" The Lakers are a respectable team with a glorious history. But I don’t think they are ready for consecutive championships. Last season’s Eastern Conference playoffs were just a chaotic accident. Next year, everything will return. On the right track."

These remarks made Kobe Bryant boss upset. When this'small-minded' superstar was mentioned by reporters about this matter, he said on the spot: "The issue Bostonians should consider now is how to avoid being hacked in the first round. Sweep, instead of thinking about the finals."

Then... the topic was inevitably brought to Snoopy.

Kobe Bryant said: "The Celtics can't even beat my students."

Kevin Garnett claimed: "Snoopy and Kobe Bryant are the same style. Without the help of a referee, they would not be able to solve anything. I will grieve the Knicks in the North Shore Garden, just like the summer of 2008 The sixth game."

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The verbal confrontation between the two sides finally tore through the peace that David Stern tried to maintain in recent years. The league has not had this kind of mutual DISS between top stars for many years.

This drove the discussion of the entire basketball circle.

Just like now ~www.ltnovel.com~ Stephen Curry sat in front of the Duke of Snoopy: "I really hope that next June, the Lakers can completely defeat the Celtics! Otherwise, everyone will question Kobe Bryant. The fineness of the MVP trophy."

This sentence made Doug raise his eyebrows.

As the man who has the deepest bond with Boston and Los Angeles, Stephen Curry said that Snoopy was inexplicably emotional.

He asked back: "Do you think the Boston Celtics can make it to the Finals? And... Do you think we, as the Lakers' opponents in the Finals last season, lowered the quality of the Kobe Bryant MVP trophy?"

Stephen Curry's expression suddenly became awkward and serious, and he realized that he really seemed to have said something wrong.

Just when he was about to secrete sweat because of tension, the voice from downstairs was liberated.

"Hey, Snoopy. You have to come down... to be fair."

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