Guard With a Knife

Derrick Rose has some grudges against Westbrook.

It wasn't entirely because Snoopy had been close to him.

But the two have similar styles and excellent physical fitness, and they play the same position. Since their sophomore season, Westbrook and Snoopy were born together, they have been frequently compared by fans and basketball experts.

People instinctively reject people who are similar to themselves.

Therefore, after Derrick Rose greeted Westbrook in a perfunctory manner, he took Snoopy aside, and he talked to Snoopy about the issue of an early comeback.

According to the recommendations of the medical team, Derek Rose needs to at least the second game of the playoffs to enter the team activation list.

But facing the Boston Celtics such an old and troublesome giant team, Derrick Rose obviously does not want to follow the doctor's advice. He thinks he can and can stand up and contribute his energy to the team.

Therefore, he came to ask for Snoopy's approval, and he hoped that Snoopy would be on his side.

However, Snoopy did not agree.

Although the finger injuries were minor injuries, the black Mamba guy often played games with his dislocated fingers, and now his ten fingers look like aliens. He himself often brags to Snoopy: ‘I’m a man’s medal! ! What's wrong with bending your fingers? It's okay if the shape is strange, at least Vanessa likes it very much.

Ok?

Lord Duke felt weird at the time.

"I don't want your minor injury to become a major injury, and then affect your entire career." Snoopy told Derrick Rose seriously: "A healthy D-rose has more lethality!"

When Derek Rose left the Duke's house, Snoopy just received a call from Kobe Bryant.

He heard the black mamba on the other end of the phone shouting in a tone that almost ate five kilograms of tiramisu: "Hey, my strong brother, how are you?"

This sentence made Derrick Rose, an introvert, feel that the whole world was collapsing. He originally thought that Black Mamba was an unsentimental killer. How did he know that it was so...sweet in front of Snoopy?

Suddenly, his sense of crisis became very, very, very strong.

He realized that it was not only Stephen Curry of Oakland and Westbrook of Oklahoma who were hooking him, but even Kobe Bryant had actually attacked him.

Now that the renewal period has not yet reached, they are already so urgent, wait until 2011, what about it? ?

Mr. Rose is worried.

He is really really afraid of Snoopy being abducted by other team guards.

However, he, who is not good at words, doesn't know how to fight against these "coquettish women".

He could only listen to the chat between Snoopy and Black Mamba, and then turned and drove home.

Kobe Bryant gave Snoopy a lot of advice on the phone, and he knew the Boston Big Three well. He told Snoopy: "Be sure to stay focused, 100% focused. These old guys are not like the wealthy idiots in Cleveland. They won't triumphantly claim to sweep their opponents before the game. It leaves a space for relaxation, exhaustion, pride, and relaxation."

"Fighting with them is a constant physical and mental test. If you don't pay attention, you will pay the price."

Kobe Bryant emphasized.

In the summer of 2008, the Lakers were caught by the Boston Celtics because they were not focused enough. The outside tout before the start of the series caused the Lakers players to lose themselves. In the end, he lost the championship trophy.

Therefore, Black Mamba hopes that his little brother can learn from the experience of the Lakers.

Snoopy thanked him on the phone.

Then, Black Mamba started talking again: "I want to know when you will come to the Lakers? I'm very old. I'm hitting the iron every night. The alarm clock at 3:40 in the morning can't wake me up. I even gave birth. Can’t you go back to Los Angeles without having a son? Don’t you miss the weather in California and the female stars in Hollywood..."

Snapped!

Lord Duke hung up the phone.

He was deeply depressed by Mr. Black Mamba's ‘malicious selling’, and he thought to himself: When will you not strike iron? The alarm clock at 3:40 can't call you, don't you know how to adjust it at 3:50? Also...does this matter if you can't give birth to a son?

Snoopy wanted to tell him a long time ago: You can't give birth to a son because you always get up for training at four in the morning. High levels of exercise will cause the body to accumulate lactic acid all year round, while high lactic acid will make the body's muscles acidic. Because of such an acidic environment, the body will be in an acidic state, which is very detrimental to the survival of sperm, and the mirror of y happens to be the key to deciding to have a son!

The Duke wanted to draw an equation of XXYYXYXX for Mr. Black Mamba, but he was afraid that he would not understand it, and mistakenly thought that it was ironic of his shooting percentage. After all, in this permutation and combination, the number of Ys was indeed a bit small.

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The Chicago Bulls flew to Boston on the afternoon of May 1.

Boston is located on the Atlantic coast of the northeastern United States. Founded in 1630, Boston is the oldest and most culturally valuable city in the United States. It is the center of higher education and health care in the northeastern United States, and the most educated city in the United States.

But obviously, this city with the most Ivy League schools has a common love for basketball.

The wealth of the wealthy makes them not only look above the top, but also hate all failures.

However, in the playoffs last year, Snoopy gave them a humiliating defeat, which is considered by most fans to be the most humiliating page in history.

They can't wait to tear it up, and the best way is naturally to tear up the initiator Snoopy.

So, this is the reason why Lord Duke saw his head in mosaic on the huge billboard at the Boston Airport Expressway.

The Bostonians are in the rhythm of the crazy Diss Duke dog, and they have used various ways to vent their hatred of Snoopy.

One of the most famous and most concerned is to cartoon him, put his head picture P on Snoopy Dog, and then lead it to a row of duke girls, with the text: Guess our Snoopy meeting tonight Who to lick! !

Frankly speaking, Lord Duke was not at all angry when he saw these films or composite pictures.

He just thought: "The level of these guys' P-pictures is really bad. They didn't care at all."

And Qiao Jin Noah appeared aggrieved. He not only attacked each other on Twitter with Kevin Garnett last night, but also opened fire on Paul Pierce.

The reason is that Paul Pierce posted a picture of Snoopy dog ​​being chained on his homepage.

This made Qiao Jin Noah type crazy~www.ltnovel.com~ He cursed Pierce with a text full of capital letters. He even maliciously speculated that Pierce's thirteen knives were on the bracts, otherwise, how could he come back so quickly?

It was simply a failed circumcision operation! !

Qiao Jin Noah is plausible.

And his firing also attracted the siege of many Boston fans. The point they criticized was that Jokinoa was not real at all. He used to be against Snoop, but now he licks more powerfully than anyone else. It's nothing more than trying to make Snoopy pass a few more **** on the court, adding a little bit of poor data.

Some netizens also deliberately posted a photo of Qiao Jin Noah kneeling in front of Snoopy in tears, with the text: I want to have a meal!

This made Qiao Jin Noah angry.

"You don't know Snoopy at all!!"

"Snoopy is the most impartial player. He never deliberately targets anyone on the court."

"He promoted basketball in Illinois!!!"

"..."

In just half an hour, he sent eighteen tweets in a row.

Each one is praise.

This makes the guys who call him ‘lick the dog’ even more vigorous.

In fact, Snoopy was a little embarrassed when he saw these messages before boarding the plane. He felt that Qiao Jin Noah did feel a little bit numb, and he reflected, am I really that good?

Of course, when the two met, Snoopy still gave him a hug.

This makes Qiao Jinnuo A be grateful and favored.

He even has the urge to rush to the sky immediately and replace James Johnson as the leader of Snoopy.

However, at this time, the two dukes of James Johnson and Eddie Curry were discussing: "Is this kid a fanatic for converts?"

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