Guard With a Knife

Snoopy met the 24-year-old George Chen five hours before the start of the 2010 finals.

He just graduated from Yale University and then joined Daphne's team. This second-generation Chinese is demonstrating his extraordinary business capabilities. He has become an indispensable assistant to Daphne, and even... the recent WhatsApp investment case was handled by him.

This made Daphne decide to send him to Snoopy to be responsible for the little duke's business.

This is a fat man.

The encounter between the two was peaceful, and George Chen from an Ivy League school did not show too much humility or publicity. He told the little duke in decent language: "I am sent by Miss Lin Weiwei to assist you in handling some commercial activities and work processes."

He is surprisingly fluent in Mandarin.

Snoopy shook hands with him: "I'm glad you joined in. I'm really in distress now. Even if the season hasn't arrived yet, I already feel that a lot of things are crazily looking for me."

Then, George Chen, on behalf of Duke Snoopy, went to communicate with ABC and the agents of the other three acting stars. Including music selection and stage position.

Chen completely dominated the process, and he arranged everything in great detail.

Then before the start of the game, the plan was handed over to the little duke who was undergoing pre-match physiotherapy. While Snoopy was reading the report, he introduced several commercial sponsorships to Snoopy and learned from Snoopy’s current image set off. He felt that Snoopy could accept the advertisement of Gillette Shaver's global spokesperson for the time being.

"So, I need to grow a beard from now on?" Lord Duke resisted.

However, George quickly told Snoopy with his shrewd computing power: "Your beard will be worth a lot, because their contract is 1.5 million dollars a year, I'm talking about after tax!"

Lord Duke has no reason to refuse this reason

He likes George Chen's style of doing things.

Therefore, he deliberately asked the Black Mamba to prepare a VIP seat. Although this matter was a bit embarrassing, the Black Mamba was easily completed. He directly called the vice president Buzz: "Are you crazy? Don't you want to prepare a VIP seat for Snoopy?"

Hearing Snoopy’s name, Jim Buss hardly hesitated. He had to release Denzel Washington’s pigeons, even though he vowed to tell Denzel that he would leave him the best position at the dinner yesterday. , His arrival will bring the most colorful stars to Staples Arena.

After taking a deep breath, Jim Buss dialed the phone, and then regretfully told the black actor: "Sorry, Denzel, you know how much I love you. But... we must make Snoopy feel family Warmth like that. Because we really want him to return to Los Angeles!"

What else can Denzel say?

FU-CK-U! !

The elegant Mr. Washington exploded after hanging up the phone, and he roughly tore off his carefully prepared bow tie. He thinks the Lakers lack respect for themselves.

"Am I not as famous as the Duke Dog?"

He asked his wife.

He could tell from his wife's expression that first of all, his wife loved him very much. Secondly, the Duke Dog is really more famous than him.

WTF! !

If Denzel Washington’s grievances were only vented in the mansion of Beverly Hills, then Andrew Bynum’s grievances erupted like flash floods.

When he couldn't stand Snoopy, the entire Staples Arena chanted his name.

The cheers of the Los Angelesers even exceeded... Kobe Bryant.

Especially when he enters the field. Under the leadership of Britney Spears, the female celebrities on the sideline stood up and applauded... Is this the scene of the award ceremony?

"Hey, Snoopy looks much more handsome than on TV. Oh, God, look at his **** nose and deep eyes, I am hopelessly drowning in..."

He almost broke down when he heard Litton Meester, the female star he had been addicted to for a long time, made a flattering voice like Bitch.

He hates the atmosphere of ‘everyone loves Snoopy’.

MTF!

He even exploded when he walked to the free throw line.

But...pop!

When the whistle sounded, he saw Snoopy jump up from before his eyes and slap the basketball fiercely at Derrick Rose.

Then, there was another scream on the sidelines, and Blakely Foley, who was sitting next to Lipton Meister, even screamed and shouted: "Hey, look at that poor big man. He is like squirming in front of the little duke. Long worm..."

Hahahaha!

The hearty laugh with the taste of **** is exactly the same as in "Gossip Girl" that Bynum watches every night.

God!

Bynum felt that his anger would ignite the new hairstyle he had carefully prepared.

However, the **** thing is. Before his hair ignited, Derek Rose rushed into the basket and flew over his head. He hurriedly stretched his arms.

He wanted Rose to taste his own shots, and by the way gave this disgusting lesson that he had surrendered to the pitch.

However, Derek smashed the basketball to the backboard at the same time as he took off and blocked the shot, and quickly dropped.

As Derek fell, another figure suddenly rose.

Bynum’s pupils are full of horror, just as there is a poor luck in every Hollywood youth film, they will be stripped naked and tied to a street lamp for fun when the protagonist walks into a party scene!

Bynum realized that he might be in this role at the same time.

Snoopy had caught the rebounding basketball in mid-air and slammed it towards the basket...Boom! !

The dunks burst violently above his head.

Poor Bynum could only move away quickly, trying to avoid being caught by the spotlight.

But just as he walked from the sidelines pretending to be okay, he heard Johnny Depp's roar. He couldn't believe that this Hollywood superstar would stand up with a glass of wine and shout: Yeah! That's it. Snoopy's dunk is like spreading peanut butter on an egg, and the poor big man can only lift up his head and lick it like a stupid Doberman! !

Oh!

Bynum raised his head~www.ltnovel.com~ He saw through the big screen the scene where he was caught by Snoopy.

He can't help but imagine a picture of a Doberman licking peanut butter.

WTF!

What made him even more unacceptable was that the great director Nicholson even reached out his thumb to tell Depp: a good analogy.

Hey, aren't you a Lakers fan? ?

Bynum felt that the whole world was targeting himself.

While sitting in the interview area above Staples, the TNT studio broadcasted to the world was a joy.

Barkley swayed: "I like the finals like this! It's like a party, do you understand! Even though everyone knows the result of the series, everyone enjoys it. Look! Los Angeles fans even Will applaud Snoopy's dunk."

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