Guard With a Knife

　　 The viewers in front of the TV are also unwilling to laugh. Some of them have watched ESPN's previous interview with Puppy. His classic saying, "Actually, I am a point guard" comes from this. However, they didn't expect Snoopy to be so funny, and he was a funny one who didn't think he was funny at all.

"Okay, Snoopy. I can tell you for sure that Derek will also make the top five goals because of you tonight, but he still won't like this honor." Craig Sarger told the puppy with a smile. And continued to ask: "As the only NCAA to block two consecutive popular No. 1 picks and defeat their \'point guard\', will you participate in this year's NBA draft?"

　　 "I will tell you this question after the finals." The puppy was tight-lipped.

Craig could only shrug his shoulders, and then joked: "Then what do you plan to do with the two red lip prints on your forehead? Miley Cyrus should be using YSL lipstick in color number 080 today. You can reach out. Taste it, there will be a little bit of sweetness and astringency."

　　 Craig is very professional on this issue, more than his knowledge of basketball.

　　 TNT viewers quickly saw Snoopy wiping his forehead in a hurry, but this had a counterproductive effect. After the lipstick mark spread out, the entire forehead was red.

　　 This has made many female audiences have a strong desire to own a YSL color number 080 lipstick. The quality is too good.

　　 "Doug, you are in fortune!"

　　 A Chinese reporter endured a smile and said auspicious words.

　　 Du Ge hurriedly ended the visit awkwardly and fled, rushed into the locker room, and quickly completed the baptism.

　　 The reporters laughed together, and so did the audience in front of the TV. The three commentators in the TNT commentary stand rubbed their stomachs.

　　 An iron-and-blood battle where life and death are only momentary ended up in a comedy because of YSL lipstick

　　 But obviously, this comedy can't make Derrick Rose laugh.

　　 He took a shower in the locker room, then put on an Adidas suit and walked out, officially announcing to the media that he would run for the 2008 NBA Draft.

　　 A reporter asked him about his views on the past season. He sincerely said: "I have no regrets, but losing a game makes me unhappy."

　　 Then, a Chinese reporter asked him what he thought of Doug.

Derek Ross confirmed that'Doug' is Snoopy before seriously answering: "He is an excellent frame protector with a very high talent in rebounding and blocking shots. If it weren't for his final shots, victory The winner will be Memphis. I think he will definitely appear in the NBA in the future."

　　 The quasi champion gave Snoopy a high rating.

　　 Then the topic shifted to the NBA, and everyone was asking which team he was more interested in. No reporter will keep grabbing someone's scars, especially if he shows enough demeanor.

And his teammate Joey Dorsey seemed to have no demeanor. He did not accept interviews from reporters, and even vented unhappily when the reporters followed him: "You should visit Snoopy, he is the one who will Talking on the microphone! I only have one sentence to tell you, please tell Snoopy. If he participates in the NBA draft this year, then I will also participate. If he does not participate, then I will not participate. I can’t wait. Waiting for the next fight, I will definitely blow him up completely!"

　　His words are not as convincing as they were when they were first spoken. After all, he only had 6 points, 5 rebounds and 2 blocks tonight. Among them, Snoopy was completely invisible after playing in the second half. It can be said that he was completely blown up!

　　 At the same time, Snoopy's phone call was almost overwhelmed by Miley Cyrus.

When Snoopy came out of the shower room and pressed the answer button, he immediately rejected Miley Sellers' dinner invitation and solemnly reminded Miley Sellers on the phone: "Didn't you say that you don't like men? Why did you kiss me without permission? And you kissed me after applying YSL color 080 lipstick."

　　 Miley Cyrus quickly demonstrated her logical thinking as a normal woman. "How did you know it was YSL lipstick? How did you know it was 080 shade? Do you often buy this one for your ex-girlfriend?"

　　 To be honest, the puppy is a little broken: Why don’t all women have the ability to make arguments? Why do you always borrow questions from the minutiae?

"If you watch TNT TV, you will find out why I know that it is the **** YSL080 color number. Also, now almost all fans who follow this game already know this brand and this color number, you should go to YSL I'll charge some endorsement fees, which is more important than dinner."

　　 "Okay, I have other things, goodbye."

　　 The puppy hung up the phone.

Miley Cyrus over there looked embarrassed~www.ltnovel.com~ Selena Gomez beside her smiled and comforted: "Actually, we all know that you are pretending to be a couple. Your agent is there in the morning. Inadvertently revealed this."

　　 "We will not laugh at you for this, as if we only knew that the underwear model named Justin was not your food at all." Demi also said empathetic next to him.

　　 However, these words made Miley Sellers even more embarrassed. It sounded like I was dumped again.

"Listen to me. Within a week, I will let him climb onto my princess bed obediently. I will use the whip to conquer him again and again, and I will let him understand that you should not lightly light a person who uses the YSL080 color number. The **** of the lipstick woman!"

　　 Miley Cyrus made a promise.

　　 Demi and Selena have become accustomed to them. They turned around and said tacitly, "Here again."

"I'm serious this time. I really fell in love with him. At the last moment when he flew up and kicked the basketball to the backboard, how I wish he hit my ass, not the basketball!" Milesey Luss emphasized almost hysterically: "I like this violent gentleman. I hope he can push me against the wall at the moment he unfastens his suit and tie."

　　 "Don't laugh, I'm not joking with you."

　　 Miley Cyrus's tone is very serious, even though she is talking about lines that only appear in late-night TV shows.

"Come on, don't think we don't know that you are still a virgin, you don't have to pretend to be in front of us, to appear mature and know a lot of gestures. But those are all you learned from watching TV dramas secretly." Demi laughed He said: "Don't forget, we are all actors!"

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