Guard With a Knife

? The finals are over.

Kobe Bryant is the number one winner.

Although many people are saying that his first three championships rely on Shaker O'Neal, the latter two championships rely on Snoopy. But anyway, he is already a shooting guard with five rings and two Finals MVP trophies. More and more people put his name behind Michael Jordan, saying that he is the second strongest shooting guard in the history of the league.

Snoopy is the second winner. In other words, he is also the number one winner.

He lost the game, but gained a reputation. Before the start of this summer, the media always devalued him, but now whether it is Sports Illustrated, or Slam Dunk magazine, or ESPN web version, they can no longer hide Snoopy's huge influence.

He is already a superstar.

He has enough grades to slap those sour commentators and critics resoundingly.

In fact, even senior Duke Black such as Hollinger and Bill Simmons must use honest words to judge Snoopy. In Bill Simmons' report on the finals, it even appeared that ‘Snoopy has completed his transformation this season and he is becoming a decisive superstar in the NBA. His momentum has surpassed Kevin Durant, the youngest scoring champion in history, among the new generation of players.

Of course, this also brings another problem.

Some of the original Hesnoopy commentators changed their minds, and even pushed Snoopy to the league's TOP3 position. Think that apart from Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, it is Snoopy!

This bluff did not have any effect on Snoopy.

In fact...the basketball circle is now more concerned about the movements of a large number of superstars such as LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Stoudemire and so on.

This is destined to be a turbulent offseason. It is predicted that it is even possible to create one or more super teams in an instant.

In this regard, Snoopy stayed aloof.

He was caught up in the turmoil in the entertainment industry.

On the second night after the finals, he received screams from the sky at the Nokia Theater opposite the Staples Arena.

His opening show ignited the ratings of American Radio and Television.

When he appeared in a medieval prince's dress, the whole stage presented a dreamlike fairy tale scene.

The first to appear was Grande who sang Snoopy's first well-known song "Just-the-ay-you-are". Frankly speaking, when the camera was aimed at Sellers below, her expression looked very unhappy, but she tried to control her emotions.

Then Demi Lovato appeared. She sang a classic song with Snoopy, Marry-you. This song caused a great turmoil with Taylor Swift at the time. So ABC focused almost one-third of the camera on Swift.

But Xiao Tianhou maintained a very good grace, her skin was moisturized and shiny, and her figure became more and more plump. I don't know if it was because of being fed by Snoopy two days ago.

However, MTV did make an interesting comparison last night. They displayed all the photos of the duke girls in a serious way, and they found that most duke girls became more beautiful after they became duke girls, both in terms of skin condition and body shape... all are developing in a more perfect direction. .

So... to become the Duke of Snoopy or a master of cosmetic surgery?

This argument is almost absurd.

In fact, this is also a ridiculous late-night show. In the last episode of their program, they even discussed whether vibrating eggs are helpful for private care, and how much power can maintain the best threshold... You know, there are always some inexplicable late-night programs in capitalist society. Their purpose is to give Women have one more reason to indulge.

It seems that after this episode, more and more women add a prefix to their social software, such as: Snoopy's woman-Lilian. Or Duke Girl No. 18-Joanna.

American women are also very superstitious. It's just the name of science. They believe in the nonsense in the late night show and think that Snoopy has a magical magnetic field that can make women more beautiful!

When... Demi Lovato saw Snoopy's face getting closer, she subconsciously remembered the discussion in the late night show last night, and... the **** dog is really handsome, and the skin is so soft and smooth. Oh my god, there is a strange smell in his breath...

Although she kept emphasizing in her heart before taking the stage: I very much hate the slutty dog. Selena, Grain, and Taylor are all my best friends. This is just a job, so I don't want to borrow a place from him.

But when the Duke Dog's face got closer, she closed her eyes subconsciously and lifted her chin slightly.

The body of a woman is always so honest.

Snoopy didn't care about this detail, he just wanted to complete the set action in front of the camera, and then get up quickly.

But when this picture was projected on the big screen, the whole theater suddenly boiled, and various shrill and screams spread out like explosions.

The sudden bombing caused Snoopy's left foot to slip uncontrollably, and then...mu-a!

The mouths of the two of them came together firmly.

And the **** American Television Broadcasting Company also cut a close-up shot.

NO! ! ! !

There were protests in the theater one after another.

Snoopy hurriedly separated, but... Demi obviously had some meaning, she opened her eyes, her eyes were already confused. What she thought in her heart was: What kind of mouth is this, how can it be so soft and Q bombs, and there is still a trace of hemp current. God, it absolutely satisfies all my imagination about kissing!

And when she subconsciously licked her lips.

The scene once again erupted like a tsunami-like curse.

The following female fans could not bear the blatant licking behavior of the little Disney princess. They firmly believed that Demi was taking the opportunity to seduce the little duke.

That's Snoopy's lips, how can she be, how can she kiss it?

Suddenly, words such as **** and **** kept popping up from the auditorium at the back of the theater.

In fact, Miley Cyrus's mouth shape is also obviously saying ‘Sunny Beach’.

At this time, Emma Roberts has been on stage with the accompaniment of "Someone-like-you". Her singing level is actually only average, but she is very explosive in the performance stage.

Originally the script just hugged Snoopy lightly, and then Snoopy released her hand.

But she held Snoopy tightly.

She was a little bit embarrassed when she hugged Snoopy, who was 1.57 meters.

Snoopy's lower abdomen Dantian felt a powerful attack from the two fried dumplings.

"This is the worst bulletin board performance I have ever seen." Miley Sellers turned her head, and she said to Taylor Swift: "Aren't three hungry women walking into a Cowboy's shop?"

Taylor Swift shrugged.

At this time, the accompaniment of the stage has been changed to a new song.

"E-dont-talk-anymore"!

When Snoopy sang the first lyrics with a **** voice, the whole scene burst into uncontrollable applause and cheers.

Then, I fell into deep thought.

This is a Tropical-House style song that makes people want to dance.

Snoopy softly sang the insurmountable gap between lovers in a **** voice.

The content of this song is very simple. It tells about this type of conversation a month after the two broke up. The lyrics vividly portray a heartbreaking scene where the two very in love finally broke up peacefully and everything changed. The two could no longer talk like friends.

"Hey, Snoopy is definitely a genius. I have to talk to him about music tonight." Taylor Swift became excited. As a creative talent, she is very sensitive to music.

While she was excited, Miley Cyrus leaned in her ear and said softly: "Oh, no. I have to talk to him about music tonight."

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Snoopy's performance at the Bulletin Board Awards Ceremony was well received and was even selected as the best spot of the year by professional magazines. In the eyes of music critics, the apparently slippery kiss between Snoopy and Demi Lovato has been interpreted as: This is the fault of love in love. Many people fall when they are most in love, enter into marriage, and then love breaks... This is a complete performance. That passive kissing is a flash of inspiration, a manifestation of genius.

Yes, music critics can always find a unique angle to praise.

This is their ticket for mixed meals.

However, in the gossip media and fans. Demi Lovato has long been criticized as a deliberate scheming bitch. No one likes her action of closing her eyes and raising her chin, and no one likes her lip licking behavior afterwards.

"Demi should focus on acting next. She does have this talent."

Miley Cyrus smiled and commented on the incident backstage at the awards ceremony.

And it has also become a weather vane for fans to attack Demi.

Major entertainment shows have also opened special sessions to talk in detail about the grievances between Disney princesses. Even when it comes to rise, I have not forgotten to pull out the old stories of the previous generation of Disney princesses Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff who are suspected of competing for boyfriends.

To sum up... in one sentence, the youth idols produced by Disney have always had a tradition of infighting.

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Snoopy obviously didn't focus on these things. In fact, after the performance, he was received by the Britney producer from the record company, and then he rushed to produce a new album.

Throughout the summer, Snoopy's work schedule was too full.

He must quickly produce the remaining nine songs on the album. And also have to guest star in two hero movies, plus three solo concerts. Coupled with the schedule of the domestic World Championships, as well as the advertising of major sponsors, and... the basketball training camp run by the Duke brand.

George Chen’s schedule has even been broken down to every hour of every day.

"So, from now to the end of October, I have no vacation at all?" Snoopy asked George Chen.

"If the progress is fast, you can probably squeeze one or two days." George Chen nodded, and then said: "Oh. We don't arrange any activities for your birthday in July. You can take a day off."

call!

Lord Duke leaned back.

"Why are you more tired than the finals?"

He sighed to himself.

...

BA's annual draft is also held in Madison Garden.

If the 2010 draft can be described in one sentence, it is: there is no suspense.

Just like David Stern has an expression in the draft every year, people even suspect that he has a special expression mask. Frankly speaking, in addition to the annual two sessions in a certain country, it is not easy to see such an old smiling face who is always "gentle, calm, innocent, and full of ideals".

John Wall got his wish and was elected the 2010 NBA champion. Before going on the court, he quickly stood up and shook hands with his agent cordially, and his mother, who was already covered in jewelry, had already cried and hugged Ms. Daphne.

Now everyone knows that John Wall has become a member of the Duke's team. As long as he doesn't make principled mistakes and devastating injuries, with his talent and Daphne's operation, he will become an NBA first-line star without any suspense.

In fact, her vision has also been authoritatively certified in the past three years. He currently has not only Snoopy, but also Stephen Curry, and Russell Westbrook. Both of these have shown the potential of superstars and first-rate stars. At the same time, Tay Gibson, Ibaka, James Johnson, Wesley Matthews and other unoptimistic players have also played their own advantages and become indispensable backbone forces.

So, when John Wall, accompanied by Daphne, held a press conference to announce his candidacy. Everyone knows that he is already the top pick.

For the Wizards, even if John Wall was hijacked by a Star Trek flying saucer the night after signing the contract and returned to Earth when he was only one-tenth of his original height, they must choose him. This is the so-called "maybe you don't necessarily need him, but he is so great that you dare not miss it" choice.

Subsequently, the seven or six with the second pick selected Evan Turner. Like Wall, he is so good that he can't be missed, but the team already has a comprehensive shooting guard Iguodala, a young three-positioned Thaddeus Young, and a combo guard Holiday.

They must solve these problems before the start of the new season. In comparison, the Wizards' reconstruction is much easier. Because they only need to solve a former NBA superstar Arenas who is good at shooting.

Next, Favors, Wesley, and DeMarcus were selected by the Nets, Timberwolves, and Kings....

Compared to the draft that has nothing to watch. The news produced by New York fans is even bigger than the draft itself.

The banner of ‘James, come to New York, hurry up,’ can be seen everywhere in Madison Garden. New Yorkers’ hunger for LeBron is stronger than that of the forty-year-old aunt. Today, the trading window and the signing window are about to officially open, and everyone hopes that this unresolved question will get a final answer.

In fact, apart from these banners welcoming James to arrive in New York soon.

There is also a large part of the banners with words like "Donnie Walsh is a stupid pig" and "Snoopy MVP".

For the finals just past, New York fans have too many sad tears.

The New York Times even made a hypothesis: If Snoopy is still in the Knicks, we will make certain signings mid-season. We can even beat the Lakers. You know, the Duke scored 51 points in the fifth game. The only teammates beside him are Eddie Curry, James Johnson, Stephen Marbury and other New York players!

This assumption is not stingy with a heart-wrenching knife.

New York fans suffer!

They can only pin their hopes on LeBron James~www.ltnovel.com~ hoping that he will soon announce to join New York. Then set up the banner of James and use his reputation to continue to recruit superstars... After all, the only benefit that Donny Walsh got in the Snoopy deal was to save the salary that could sign three maximum salaries space.

In this regard, Donnie Walsh also appears quite confident.

He said in front of the media: "We have now negotiated the joining of a superstar, and his arrival will pave the way for LeBron James' arrival!"

However, just before the end of the draft.

The NBA officially announced the birth of the first big deal during the offseason.

It is shocking!

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