Guard With a Knife

When the little duke used an exaggerated backward three-pointer to kill the Miami Big Three at the American Airlines Center, the entire basketball circle was shaken.

Most of the neutral fans are on the side of the Bulls, screaming and cheering for this victory, chanting long live!

LeBron’s ‘TV Decision’ last summer messed up his all-time signature, and many people didn’t like him because of it. After all, in the field of basketball, it is unreasonable that the first person in the league to switch to his team is unreasonable.

At that time, many people were waiting to see the Big Three jokes, hoping that someone could destroy James' six consecutive championships!

Now, this person appeared. Both unexpected and reasonable.

The little duke became the biggest winner of the season.

In the past six months, he has completed the transformation from controversial star, entertainment star, **** to superstar. Because of his violent dunks on the court and his unimaginable all-round skill. In North America, more and more men are joining his fan camp, which can be seen from the sales of signature shoes.

Before last summer, it was difficult to see the No. 10 jersey on most field courts in North America. When talking about the name Snoopy, it is often accompanied by the names of various well-known actresses and jealous curses.

But now, there are more and more teenagers wearing No. 10 jerseys. They will face red in arguing that Snoopy is the number one dunker in the NBA. They will also fight to emphasize that Snoopy is the number one leader of the Bulls The opponent fought. Of course, it is more of Snoopy's behavior on the court: after hitting a three-pointer, he blows a kiss to the pretty **** the sidelines.

Everyone knows that the little duke is a female killer.

Every teenager on the tenth hopes that genuine jerseys can increase their masculine charm, and make more and more beautiful women knock on their doors.

But obviously, Snoopy is not the jersey that attracts women.

In fact, when he walked into the player aisle, he suddenly stopped. He took off his jersey and signed his name and gave it to a little white boy at the top of the player aisle shouting his name excitedly.

Fortunately, Skinner’s children instantly became the focus of social media attention, and some people even offered a sky-high price of $30,000 to buy this jersey: This is enough to buy the latest BMW 3 Series sedan.

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At the end of the player channel, the little duke accepted an interview from tNt.

He calmly told the camera: "This is a normal regular season. LeBron made a pass error in the last twenty seconds, and I made a shot in the last second. It's that simple, you can't blame everything on luck or strength. . In short, we won. But our ranking has not changed because of this. Chicago is still number one in the East, and Miami is still number two in the East."

The little duke said that the clouds were light and windy.

However, tNt reporters raised a problem: "So, do you think this is the beginning of your surpassing LeBron in basketball influence?"

"I don't know what the judgment is based on. If it is a win, then I won the first time I played against him. In the playoffs last season, I also eliminated his team. If it is a lore , Buddy, I remember that I murdered him at least twice, or three times during the countdown."

Snoopy's conversation was sincere and relaxed.

But his sincerity and ease created another view, that is: Does Snoopy think he started this action long ago? Now just the plan just surfaced?

The well-known reporter Craig Seger laughed and changed the subject: "Well, this is indeed an interesting extension. But now let's talk about the playoffs. As we all know, your next opponent is New York. Knicks."

"They recruited this season, and after finishing Stoudemire last summer, they traded Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups during the season. They are both talented and experienced. It seems that the Knicks are doing well. All the preparations for a big fight. There are even voices saying that they intend to start the third black eight trip in team history."

"What do you think? As the main executor and leader of the last Black Eight Miracles in New York, are you optimistic about the current Knicks?"

SEG asked very gently.

The little Duke’s answer was like flowing water: “In fact, it seems that nothing is impossible. Of course, they firmly believe that they can win the series. Just as I firmly believe that I will advance to the second round in Madison Garden.”

"So, when facing this opponent, you won't have any special preparations?"

"I won't answer this question." Snoopy shook his head: "You bad guy, good night! tNt's audience friends, and Charles Barkley, I know you are sitting in the studio blowing air-conditioning, and I must go now It's a shower! Goodbye!!!"

The little duke waved to the camera, and then left.

His refusal to interview is not that he is not good at dealing with the media. In fact, everyone who has been in close contact with him knows that he is a smart talker and has a sense of humor. He just doesn't like to deal with media who criticize him indiscriminately. .

Just like last summer's ESpY awards ceremony, he did not attend.

Charles Barkley was arrived by Snoopy Q, and he immediately showed a state of ecstasy. It seems like a fan who has succeeded in chasing stars, he was dancing in the studio. When the camera returned to him, he couldn't help but emphasize: "The air-conditioning in the studio is actually not as good as expected, especially when you are sitting next to him. When a **** with bad perfume."

Only black people can scold each other **** on TV.

Kenny Smith was not angry at all. Instead, he emphasized that his perfume was a private order from a certain Italian brand.

Barkley looked disdainful anyway~www.ltnovel.com~ Then, he began to announce to the TV viewers: "Hey, wait and see! The Knicks nightmare is coming, and based on my understanding of Snoopy, he absolutely He will show his ruthless butcher in the next four games. Those fans who think Cameron and Amare are enough to resist Snoopy should be sober."

"It may be too late for you to stop those unrealistic arguments. Don't embarrass Amare and Cameron on the court!!"

Charles Barkley's tone seemed to be arranging funerals for the Knicks.

Although the series has not yet started, he has set the tone for a four-to-zero sweep.

This made Kenny Smith very unconvinced: "I don't believe that the Knicks can't steal a victory!!"

"I can't steal it! I can't steal it!!" Barkley was arbitrarily: "I can tell you fifty thousand dollars. With my knowledge of Snoopy, it is absolutely impossible for him to forgive himself for being sold off because of LeBron James. The Knicks uniform team. Even though Donnie Walsh has been fired, the Duke Dog has not vented this anger!"

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