Guard With a Knife

The heat of the Eastern Conference Finals far exceeds that of the Western Conference Finals.

As the two largest traffic superstars in the league today, the collision between the little duke and the son of the Chosen always makes it easy to win all sports media pages.

Although Kevin Durant has always wanted to squeeze into this camp, in fact, he is still far away.

May be the reason of temperament.

After all, neither Snoopy nor LeBron expressed on social media that they wanted to take a bath with a certain female star, or emphasized that they are a lifelong fan of the certain singer... This is too grounded.

May 29th.

The attention of basketball enthusiasts all over the world is focused on the Chicago United Center Arena, where the Heat and Bulls have met in the Eastern Conference Finals for the second year in a row.

Under the operation of major media, Chicago and Miami have formed a new rival model.

Moreover, almost all commentators believe that this will become the new normal of the Eastern Alliance in the future, and that the two superpowers and multiple powers will have a long-term impact on the Eastern situation.

"When Dwyane Wade remained humble before the game, you know how hot the next game is!"

Shaq O'Neal said so in the pre-match ball review session. He has been teammates with Wade, and he knows Dwyane's temperament. If the Flash flared his teeth and claws before the game, he would probably only exert about 80% of his strength on the field. And if he is taciturn, then after playing, this guy will definitely come up with 200% of his energy. Then after winning the game, he jumped to the technical stage and roared: This is my horse!

Charles Barkley obviously didn't want to talk about the Flash.

His eyes focused on the side of the game, he saw Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman and Stephen Cole. In his mouth, these bull celebrities didn't get any good words: "They just came to catch the heat."

On the contrary, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, who were sitting on the other side, received infinite praise from him.

"Look at these two duke girls, don't you think they are getting more and more beautiful? Their skin condition is so good that they are like eighteen-year-old girls. This is a serious violation of the fact that white women's appearance quickly deteriorates when they grow up. , Is there such a good thing about rumoring a scandal with Snoopy?"

"Actually, all duke girls are becoming more beautiful. Taylor Swift even wore a low-cut outfit when she attended the awards ceremony last week, God! I can guarantee that she is at least a C-cup now..."

"By the way, there is a famous model, Carly Klaus, who is most favored by Dior. Poor KK can't even go to the catwalk now. She is less and less like a female rib model, so I can probably understand why she Go to the university to study the counting machine program."

Charles Barkley ranted wildly before the game officially started.

Talking about his recent new research "On the changes in the appearance of the subject of the little duke scandal and the blossoming combination of Chinese and American culture", frankly speaking, this kind of nonsense is still very popular with TV audiences, which is probably why the TNT ratings continue to rise. the reason.

After all, there are still a large number of female audiences opened up by this skin care expert.

Moreover, it is interesting that under his nonsense, more and more white women want to spread rumors about the little duke. After all, who doesn't want to stay beautiful and youthful forever.

After all, this is a curative effect visible to the naked eye!

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Scarlett didn't know that Charles Barkley was talking about this, but she was indeed welcoming flattery from her companions now. Her female partner was amazed at her breakable skin, and searched her belly to find the perfect adjective.

"Well... it's like an egg with the shell and membrane just peeled off, white and tender! Perfect!"

Finally, she found this tacky but sincere words.

However, the corners of Annie's mouth outside the two seats were drawn with a contemptuous smile. She deliberately lifted her short hair, and then made a very ostentatious gesture of raising her head and shaking her shoulders.

This makes her face more perfect.

At that time, she heard Kanye West beside her exclaiming.

However, she didn't want to talk to this guy West.

West has been recognized in the circle as having no eyesight, unexpectedly enlarged Kim Kardashian's stomach, and... also paid compensation for her divorce from Humphries.

are-you-kidding-me?

Everyone thinks this is too ridiculous.

But anyway, respect the wishes of the parties.

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LeBron James obviously does not respect the wishes of his teammates. When he finished sprinkling the magnesium powder on the technical desk, he went over to interrupt the handshake between Chris Bosh and Jokinoa.

His face was stern and very competitive: "He is our enemy now, and there is no time to shake hands and make peace!"

He used this attitude to create tension and opposition in the game.

However, Jokinoa said I-dont-give-a-fuk!

He turned and walked towards the center of the court, preparing for the jump ball.

TNT, which was broadcast throughout the United States, soon played the starting lineup of both sides on the screen: Derek Ross, Snoopy, Lor Deng, Carlos Boozer, and Jokinoa played on behalf of the Bulls.

Mario Chalmers, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Haslem, and Chris Bosh are the starting five for the Heat!

"The Heat's starter focuses on the output of offensive firepower, and the Bulls pay more attention to defense." Kenny Smith said in the commentary: "But why not put Derrick Rose on the bench? I think from the perspective of compatibility, Hamilton Obviously more suitable for Snoopy!"

Before the start of the playoffs, Kenny Smith has always emphasized that Chicago should split the two outside cores.

As a point guard, he has always opposed the practice of double point guards. He never thinks that putting the best players on the court can exert the greatest power!

This point actually coincides with Tom Thibodeau.

Before the start of the Eastern Conference semifinals, he expressed the idea of ​​Derrick Rose playing the sixth man in the team's tactical meeting.

This was almost 80% approved.

But Snoopy was firmly opposed.

He knows that this is a better option for the team, but at such a sensitive moment, making such a decision will only make the media who are picking things crazy.

Beep!

The whistle sounded.

Qiao Jin Noah jumped up, he pressed Chris Bosh to quickly shoot the basketball to his own half.

But when basketball fell to Derrick Rose, UU reading www. uukanshu.com Flash has already attacked suddenly.

Wearing a black away jersey, he sneaks like a ghost, with a surprisingly fast speed.

However, when he was about to shoot the basketball.

Snoopy suddenly moved with a quick step, puff!

His figure was just right in front of Wade, when Dwyane was like hitting a thick low wall, and the momentum of his advancement instantly collapsed. And can only watch the puppy hold the basketball steadily, and then push forward.

He shook his head and quickly followed up.

Then, block in front of Snoopy from outside the three-point line in the backcourt.

His expression is extremely serious.

Recently, due to the unlimited praise of Iguodala and others, many media have begun to call Snoopy the best shooting guard in the East.

This incident made the Flash quite unhappy.

He was unconvinced with the black mamba and asked him to admit that the puppy who is good at throwing fairy **** is better than himself.

"Come on, Snoopy! I haven't played against each other for a whole year. Let me see your progress."

The Flash said very seriously, he was eager to fight.

For the Heat, although they double-killed the Bulls in this shrinking season. But since the puppy did not appear in the two games, it has to be said to be a huge regret.

Okay!

The little duke smiled and nodded.

Immediately, he stepped away with his left foot abruptly, and his figure also rushed away like a warrior with a knife.

This violent impact caused Wade to take a half step back subconsciously.

At the moment, he set all guards to the highest level.

This ball has fully demonstrated the little Duke's progress over the past year: he did not have such a good overall coordination ability last season.

No wonder so many fairy **** can be scored.

Wade leaped quickly to the right, and he closely followed the backward puppy.

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