Guard With a Knife

When the puppy walked up.

Charles Barkley was arguing loudly with guest commentator Tracy McGrady in the live broadcast room.

Tracy McGrady obviously did not give Snoopy enough respect when talking about the Eastern Conference finals. He claimed: "I don't think he can be called a superstar now, let alone a position ahead of Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant controlled the game tonight, compared to Snoop in the previous game. Than being the murderer that drags down the bull..."

He hasn't finished saying this.

Charles Barkley, a **** Duke fan on the side, stared at the boss's eyeballs. He didn't even use a joking tone to speak, but straightforwardly said: "What qualifications do you have to criticize Snoopy? Do you have a championship? Do you have a Finals MVP? Do you have a regular season MVP? Even... Have you ever been to the Finals?"

"You can be a condescending superstar just because you have won the scoring king? Isn't this too ridiculous?"

"Moreover, do you think that a game alone can be a conclusive conclusion? Have you forgotten how LBJ was killed by Snoopy in the Eastern Conference finals last season? You forgot how Snoopy used it in the last game in Chicago Did two three-pointers pierce James' confidence?"

"Be real, Tracy."

"With all due respect, you are not yet at a level where you can judge Snoopy."

Charles Barkley's series of words swept like a machine gun. He didn't care if he had torn his face and hurt McGrady's self-esteem face to face. All he knew was that Tracy was shamelessly humiliating Snoopy.

This is absolutely unbearable.

What's more, when Tracy McGrady had not retired, Charles Barkley didn't like him very much. He believed that Tracy McGrady was a very talented consumer. He obviously had a rare physical quality, feel and even vision, but What he did was useless, and his entire career lay on the scoring champion's honor book and consume his life. Oh... there is another 35 seconds and 13 minutes.

"I..." Tracy was speechless. Although he was angry at Barkley's contemptuous words, he couldn't respond directly because of his love. After all, this was a national live broadcast.

Most importantly, he did not seem to find a reason to refute.

Moreover, the director has already reminded him in his headset to stay safe and not to be irritable.

He held back his anger and took two deep breaths.

At this time, Kenny Smith joked, trying to cover up the embarrassment: "Hey, Charles. You don't seem to have a championship ring either. Look at Shaker, Shaker didn't say anything!"

Shark is also a smart man. He quickly said: "So, what are you two losers arguing about? You are like two Italian chefs commenting on the authentic Chinese dumplings. Only I have the right to say which one is better. "

"But I won't say. Hahahaha!"

The shark's cheap laugh filled the screen.

This was the last voice Snoopy heard in the living room.

When he came upstairs, Emma Stone told him: "There has been a fight, everyone vented their anger. The whole afternoon was a crazy chaos. Among them, Scarlett vs. Hathaway was the most crazy. , Taylor Swift’s triangular asymmetric battle with Selena and Klaus came second. In addition, Jennifer Lawrence also had a fight with Miley Sellers..."

Emma Stone told Snoopy all the time.

He even described it as a two-party struggle in the parliament, but in the end... the bill was passed.

bill?

The little duke frowned.

Emma Stone said, please announce the approval.

So he was invited to the third floor.

...

While the little duke went to study the bill, Charles Barkley of TNT channel and Tracy McGrady quarreled again.

But this time it was not so intense.

After all, Kenny Smith and Shaker O'Neal have done so much before this.

The quarrel between the two of them was because in Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals, with Kevin Durant hitting 3 consecutive three-pointers and entering garbage time in the fourth quarter, Tracy McGrady began to mutter: "It seems that this year's total The final is the battle for the strongest small forward. Kevin Durant looks ready to face LeBron James..."

He just finished saying this.

Charles Barkley on the side said: "Hey, Tracy, are we going to take a gamble? If the Eastern Conference does not qualify for the Miami Heat, what are you willing to pay for it?"

"I can pay one hundred thousand dollars for the bull's failure, or kiss a female donkey. How about you?"

Barkley said sharply.

This made Tracy McGrady, who had been very upset before, replied at the time: "If you must do this, I have no reason to disagree with your request."

"So, are you ready to kiss a female donkey? There is still one hundred thousand dollars... I hope you are not bankrupt!" Barkley muttered.

"This is not something you should worry about. You should call your idol right now and let him train overnight for you, even if this doesn't change the outcome!"

Tracy McGrady was tit-for-tat.

Barkley is really not used to Tracy McGrady's temper.

He took out his phone on the spot: "Okay, listen. I will show you how Snoopy responded to this incident."

He dialed the phone in front of a national audience.

And opened the hands-free.

Doototototot!

The phone rang seven or eight times and finally got through.

But as soon as it was connected, Barkley was shocked by the voice from there.

"He has no time!!"

A very familiar female voice came, and there were some other noisy sounds, probably a few women playing badminton or beach volleyball.

Beep!

The phone hung up.

Listening to the busy tone, Barkley looked very embarrassed.

Tracy McGrady has shrugged his shoulders aside: "See you? Charles. Maybe your idol is playing volleyball with a duke girl in Miami Beach. It looks like he is already doing entertainment for the upcoming offseason. get ready."

Barkley wiped the sweat on his forehead, and he forcibly said: "No one stipulates that beach volleyball cannot be played the night before the game. I will prepare the donkey for you in advance, so you can quickly check your account. There is no one hundred thousand dollars~www.ltnovel.com~ I don’t want to see you temporarily selling luxury cars or private jets on a certain auction site."

"Humph."

Tracy McGrady did not respond to Barkley at all, but said: "Do you want to hear me call LeBron and see what he is doing?"

With that, he had already dialed out the phone.

Soon there was a panting voice from LeBron James: "Hey, bro, what's the matter? I'm training for running."

"Nothing, LeBron. I just want to tell you...I support you in winning the Eastern Conference Finals and Finals! Come on!"

Tracy McGrady said with a smile.

But what's interesting is that the knight on the phone also heard his voice.

Obviously, LeBron is also watching the TNT channel.

Maybe he is watching the live broadcast while running, who knows?

Anyway, the impression it brings to the audience now is.

"Look, while LeBron James was still training for tomorrow night's game, Snoopy was busy playing beach volleyball with the girls on the beach in Miami. This is the gap between these two superstars."

"I think tomorrow night's results are already very obvious. Charles!"

"If you withdraw from the gambling game now, I don't need your 100,000 dollars. After all, I have always been a multi-millionaire."

Tracy McGrady raised his eyebrows and said pretentiously.

But Barkley's expression was stiff.

Although he was also bristled by what he said in his heart.

But his lips were always firm: "Fuck you. Snoopy will definitely win!"

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