Guard With a Knife
: Eight hundred and seventy-three: [Snoopy's conclusion]
Frankly speaking, LeBron James didn't play bad tonight.
Only, he ran into Snoopy.
With Snoopy hitting a three-pointer in situ, Jimmy Butler then used a dive-like pounce to intercept the connection between James and Wade, slapped the basketball to the little duke, and Snoopy rushed towards with the ball. In the frontcourt, the ball was passed to Korver at the bottom corner during the rebellion. Korver raised the knife and dropped another three-pointer.
The point difference widened to 16 points and moved towards 20 points.
And this is just a rotation of the Bulls.
"Miami's lineup is far worse than the Bulls..." Mr. McGrady said sourly in the commentary.
Now his entire chest is empty, as if his heart has forgotten to beat.
The gambling game the night before was a huge torture for him tonight. As the game gradually comes to an end, it has become a constant inflammation of the ulcers. Charles around him is more and more keen to talk to Smith, and he will pull up every time. Tone: Hey, Kenny! What do you think of this ball? Kenny! Do you like Snoopy's assist method? Kenny...Kenny! !
This would make him uncontrollably think of a female donkey that the show crew did not know from there. Anyway, as long as Barkley put the name "Kenny" on his neck... Oh my god, that sounds like it. It's like a joke of the last century. In fact, when Barkley kissed the donkey’s ass, he was still playing for the Magic in Orlando and was preparing to win the top scorer of his career.
I didn't expect the time to go round and round, but now it's my turn to kiss the donkey, and it's because of a Chinese.
Mr. McGrady shook his head helplessly.
At the same time, after a long ideological struggle, when the fans at the American Airlines Center were almost halfway back, the stubborn Spoelstra finally chose to replace the main player.
There are only two and a half minutes left before the end of the game.
The Heat have fallen behind by 23 points. If you continue to play, it will make the score more ugly, and will not produce any positive effects.
LeBron's performance tonight is beyond reproach, even though the complacent Barkley ridiculed in the commentary that he just pretended to work hard. But the data of 15 of 25 shots, 36 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, 2 steals and 1 block can be said to be impeccable.
Actually. Dwyane Wade also had 23 points and 6 assists, plus Chris Bosh's 18 points and 12 rebounds.
The Big Three played very well.
However, when the opponent's core point guard scored 26 assists in a single game, the team made nine double figures. No matter how good your performance is, it will only increase the enjoyment of the game. In terms of the result, at most, add the prefix ‘It’s a glorious defeat.
As both sides replaced the main players, the significance of this game continued from the court to the bench.
The audience who stayed in front of the TV were more concerned about what kind of harsh language Charles Barkley would use to stimulate McGrady.
Of course this includes Kobe Bryant.
And Barkley did not disappoint the audience in front of the TV.
When the Bulls’ Jimmy Butler shot a basketball off the court with a shot from beyond the three-point line, Barkley suddenly asked: “Hey, Tracy, do you think the arc of this shot is very similar to a volleyball out of bounds?”
Um.......
"Tracy, do you think the Heat can perform miracles in the United Center Arena next game?"
Um.......
"Tracy. Did you see the mascot on the sideline? Isn't he a bit like the cow named Kenny."
Um.......
Under this almost torture-like questioning, Mr. McGrady is dead.
He is autistic.
Even Kenny gave him water, but he didn't respond.
His bewildered eyes clearly wrote the three major problems that plagued mankind: Who am I? Where am i? What am i doing?
This is in stark contrast to his high spirits before the game.
While waiting for every second, the electronic buzzer at the end of the game finally sounded, and McGrady finally breathed a sigh of relief. This nightmare public execution is finally over.
He is even more sad and frustrated than the Heat players.
At least... Dwyane Wade and LeBron James both walked over to shake hands with Snoopy after the game. Wade even said in Snoopy's ear: You deserve the victory. But I will definitely win the next game.
Everyone is very sportive.
Tracy doesn't care so much, he takes off his headphones at the end of the game and leaves the seat.
He told the director: Sorry, I might need to take a break.
The director sympathized with him.
After all, Charles is always so unkind when it comes to Snoopy issues. Look at Tracy, his lips are **** white. God knows how many times he secretly bitten in this game.
When Snoopy and Dwyane Wade were courteously embracing, TNT interviewed Jokin Noah. He scored 15 points and 15 rebounds tonight with a perfect hedging data. But when he opened his mouth, it was volleyball: "This game tells us the simplest truth. Running before the game is far worse than playing volleyball before the game!!!
"I can't comment on Snoopy, he is a god, and I am just a human. Do you understand?"
"In addition to him, have you ever seen a basketball player who was playing beach volleyball with a group of duke girls the night before, and the next day he immediately killed the Quartet, scored 20 points, 26 assists and 9 rebounds in a single game? I haven't seen it anyway!"
"How to evaluate Tracy McGrady????? The biggest gap between him and Kobe Bryant is not the five championship rings, nor the Finals MVP or the regular Snoopy MVP. It's the vision, when Snoopy will not When shooting, Kobe carefully cultivated him and tried every means to recruit him to Los Angeles. But when Snoopy had become the best player in the league, Tracy still thought he would lose, which was like giving him a blind man. Put on your sunglasses, add black to black!"
Qiao Jin Noah’s explanation made the black mamba in front of the TV very happy. He liked the feeling of being above Tracy McGrady. In the period from 02-04 that year, the league almost recognized that Tracy was better than Bryant. But then, he had the last laugh. Now, one is in the sky and the other is on the ground. The historical rankings are almost two galaxies different, Kobe can almost lock in the position of a top ten goalkeeper, Tracy? What he should fight for is the top 100 goalkeeper.
After Qiao Jin Noah was interviewed, the reporter on the sidelines found the brightest protagonist tonight. He had just finished communicating with Anne Hathaway, and Hathaway was about to rush to Los Angeles as the heroine of the movie, Batman's Wife Catwoman, she will attend Batman's promotional activities.
Actually, Snoopy has also agreed with her that at the premiere of the movie, he will definitely go to her with Scarlett and Aimepa. (As for why these two people are, the reader knows better than Snoopy.)
"I know that many people didn't like us before the game, because we had no defense in the third game and were easily defeated by the Heat."
"Frankly speaking, I almost thought we were eliminated in Miami these three days, do you understand? All Florida TV stations are telling the world that the Bulls are going to die soon, and they are not as good as the Heat in all aspects. They are great. LeBron James will lead his helpers easily to the top."
"There was a staff member named Douglas in this arena who suffered. He even told us yesterday that there is no need for training, even if you have made an appointment and paid in advance. His reason is that you are going to lose anyway. For the ball, why not go to the hotel to have a good rest and then calmly face failure."
"Actually this afternoon, before the game started. He was still saying, hey, Snoopy, was the beach volleyball comfortable last night? Did Miami make you linger, but don’t worry, you at least still have it this season A chance to return to Miami...Look, he has even arranged the process for the Bulls to be eliminated, I think there must be more than one person thinking like him."
"But, I want to tell him. Dear Mr. Douglas, we won't be back again. Moreover, part of the reason we are so desperate to win the game tonight is because of your arrogance ~www.ltnovel.com~ and the whole The eyes of this city are higher than the top."
"Finally, I want to say that my volleyball is really good."
"But last night, I had other things."
The little duke puts a coffin in front of the camera and concludes.
He not only responded to the so-called volleyball incident, but also vented his desire to win: Yes, it is to solve the Heat in the next game.
If before this game, 90% of commentators would think he was crazy, and the remaining 9% would think he was bragging. Only Reggie Miller and Charles Barkley would think: Snoopy is awesome! Snoopy is right in everything!
But now, not only Miller and Barkley, but everyone else will think this is a high probability event.
Because, tonight, it was the Miami Heat who were beaten to the point where they could not fight back.
Snoopy is in full control of the game.
Some radical basketball experts even started to announce on social networking sites: Congratulations to Snoopy for winning the 2011-2012 season finals MVP in advance!
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