Guard With a Knife

The question that entertainment gossip fans are now discussing is, what happened that night?

Some people think of very infinite things, such as the story of a woodpecker happening in a group of people.

But more people think that that night must be a party of intrigue, glamour competitions, and even possible fights.

When these discussions flew like snow flakes, and formed violent snowdrifts on the Internet and TV stations.

Frankly speaking, the puppy was a little out of breath and nervous.

This is in line with the psychology of every bear kid who got into trouble. He began to worry about receiving calls from China or Los Angeles. What made him even more unpredictable was the position of Daphne and his father.

He was worried about the old-fashioned physicist's thinking mode. He seemed to have fallen into a devil, thinking that he was a gay, and it was impossible to give her daughter a surname of blessing and happiness.

Before the first game of the finals, the puppy finally saw the news of the physicist on TV. The physicist who was chased into the campus by the reporter looked depressed: "I am also waiting for your investigation report. I understand. I've been following these news for the past two days, and it even made me unable to calm down and study it. I hope you will provide the exact evidence that Snoopy has an affair with these duke girls, not these speculations, which is boring. It’s even more meaningless than Goldbach’s guess."

In any case, the little duke is very depressed.

The physicist obviously wanted to prove his identity before marrying his daughter.

This sounds ridiculous. If he hadn't been in the United States for so many years, his three views would have been destroyed.

...

Oklahoma is coming fiercely, and the three young masters of the Thunder all expressed their passion for the championship before arriving in Chicago. Westbrook even said in front of the media: "I will no longer take into account the friendship of classmates. I have told Snoopy a long time ago, what I want, he don't want to fight!"

There is an inexplicable sense of time and space in this sentence.

If it was before the 2008 draft, he would have no problem saying this.

In fact, before the first season of the All-Star Game, he still has the qualifications to say this.

But now, the time has passed and the vicissitudes of life have changed. It is undoubtedly a little deliberately funny for Master Wei to say this again.

What's interesting is that Tracy McGrady finally reappeared in tnt's studio three days after disappearing.

The reason is simple, tnt signed a contract with him for a new show, and in the next two years he will host a new basketball analysis show on the tnt channel. This sounds great. For professional players, it is a very rare thing to get a commentary or other host job on TV after retirement.

Therefore, he happily fulfilled his betting agreement. He handed Charles Barkley an envelope in front of audiences all over the world. Then, with everyone's instigation, he reluctantly completed a kiss with a donkey named Kenny.

What's interesting is that Kenny likes Tracy very much. When Tracy leaned over and got up quickly, Kenny stretched his **** tongue and licked Tracy's crotch in public.

This scene caused the studio to lose control instantly.

Whether it's Charles Barkley, Shackle O'Neal, or Kenny Smith, almost everyone of them fell down from their chairs, pounding the floor and laughing out loud.

The audience in front of the TV laughed even more, and no one was amused by this scene.

This is a very amazing and efficient program effect.

Although it's a bit like driving, but fortunately, people just click and stop, and don't go deep into that aspect. After all, who would believe that a female donkey is interested in Tracy? It's like...who would believe what happened to Snoopy and the eight duke girls that night when Tracy McGrady was so eloquent.

This is all against the norm!

...

The Oklahoma City Thunder and Chicago Bulls game officially kicked off at 7:30 ET.

From the beginning of the game, both sides showed a very strong **.

In the opening game, Derek Rose, who returned from injury, received Snoopy's pass and rushed into the paint to complete the dunk that declared the return of the king.

This goal won the house.

Subsequently, Kevin Durant hit a three-pointer from outside the three-point line and returned the color.

Next, Snoopy went deep into the paint, easily teased Perkins' defense, and completed the offense with his backhand.

Westbrook used a zombie jumper to complete 2 points.

Lordon scored a backhand from Snoopy's pass.

Kevin Durant made a throw.

At the beginning of the game, the two sides were evenly matched. But what's interesting is that the Bulls tend to score more in the paint, while the Thunder rely more on outside jumpers.

When the game went to the ninth minute, the Bulls replaced Carlos Boozer and Derek Ross, replaced Ty Gibson and Jimmy Butler after entering the melee combat mode. The Thunder's offensive was immediately contained to a certain extent. Although Kevin Durant still has high-intensity kills, the difference in points has continued to widen over time.

At the end of the first quarter, the Bulls led by 5 points with 32:27.

Less than 1 minute after the start of the second quarter.

Perkins fell to the ground during a normal rebounding competition. A minute later, he was carried out of the court on a stretcher.

The slow-motion playback showed that he not only twisted his ankle when he landed, but his huge body was also likely to hurt his knee.

This is why the Thunder team doctor had to use a stretcher.

With Perkins injured and left.

The balance of the finals was completely biased towards the Chicago Bulls.

"Chicago has an advantage in the interior. With the Thunder's defensive gate Perkins injured and left, the Bulls' advantage is even more obvious. Although Kevin Durant and Westbrook's attacking firepower are very fierce, they are both well-known. It’s a superstar."

"But the Bulls have never been afraid of superstars. Look at how James and Wade were surrendered."

Kenny Smith is now a qualified Duke fan.

However, as for his argument, even Tracy McGrady, who was angry, couldn't refute it. He has already tasted a profound lesson in Miami, and he also knows that now Barkley is waiting for his disagreement, and then he will bet on another game with himself.

McGrady was not fooled.

He doesn't rely on this at all, the thing he has been muttering is still the Duke of Miami girl situation. He always preached that Snoopy was a man with no professional ethics, and he was a big carrot. He harmed Hollywood and destroyed the goddess dream of North American men... He is the shame and public enemy of all men.

God knows why Tracy went on the road of no return to the patriarchal fighter.

Maybe Kenny Donkey licked his crotch.

The live broadcast in the second half almost became a personal discussion session for Duke Snoopy. Charles and Kenny believe that Snoopy is extremely pure and a good player who loves his job. Shaq and Tracy think that Snoopy is a bastard, a demon who wanders in Hollywood every day.

The two sides fought fiercely, and no one could convince anyone.

The audience was still listening, even though the game has entered a unilateral killing, the ratings have not dropped much. If you leave out Oklahoma, it's even going up.

Kevin Durant worked very hard, Westbrook also worked hard.

However, when they all went all out, the Thunder were separated. They didn't form an effective whole. Master Wei always tried to rush in, while Kevin Durant wanted to throw a few more while his hands were hot.

Both of them are invisible terminator from the ball to the hand.

The opponent they faced was the Chicago Bulls with the most uniform attack firepower distribution in the league.

So, what can be the suspense of the game?

Carlos Boozer has been actively preparing for the post-match speech on the bench since the third quarter. He is thinking of what kind of sentence can perfectly set off the greatness of the little duke, and at the same time he will denounce his opponent for nothing. ?

"Why didn't David Stern directly award the championship trophy and mvp trophy to Snoopy?"

Even Vanessa, who was sitting in front of the TV, could see the situation clearly, and he asked Kobe Bryant.

Black Mamba pursed his eyebrows and said: "How do I feel that Snoopy is trying to hand over the finals mvp to Derrick Rose? He gives Rose an offensive opportunity whenever he has a chance. Rose has dunked 5 baskets tonight. Yes. And the individual score is about to reach 30 points."

Vanessa raised her eyebrows, and suddenly she had an idea: "I finally understand why you tried so hard to solicit Snoopy."

Ok?

Black Mamba frowned.

Then he realized the deep meaning of Vanessa's words.

He immediately turned around and pressed Vanessa on the sofa: "Are you taunting me?"

The Mexican girl Vanessa obviously enjoys this kind of rude treatment. She yelled while struggling: "Yes, you just want to get more mvp, you just want Snoopy to help you complete your dream of surpassing O'Neill... You only A man who knows to rely on others..."

She yelled and twisted, her curly black hair constantly slapping the black mamba's cheeks and neck.

There really is something special about it.

Black Mamba likes this rebellious tone, even though he has paid a private settlement fee of $5 million for it.

But...this is my legal wife~www.ltnovel.com~ Bryant never wants to take care of Snoopy on TV anymore, he even missed a classic line: You call it! What are you calling! Even if you break your throat, no one will come to rescue you... Well, he knows it very well.

...

When the final whistle screamed, the score of 128:101 was cruelly and realistically placed in front of the Thunder.

This is a fact that they must accept.

They were taught.

"Kevin Durant is right. The playoffs are indeed not a regular season, and the finals are not an ordinary playoffs." When Carlos Boozer faced reporters, he finally prepared a speech, and he spoke eloquently. Talk: "Now, I think he should understand how huge the gap between the Thunder and the Bulls is. He should also understand why even if he scored 33 points, he still couldn't catch up with Duke Snoopy who only scored 11 points."

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