Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

When Jing Huan returned home, his mind was still groggy.

He thought it was because of hypoxia.

Jing Huan took off his jacket, tossed it aside, and threw himself into the sofa. A pair of long legs were arbitrarily spread and hung, raising his hands to cover his eyes.

grass.

God.

It's so special too.

He thought about the kiss just now, and suddenly felt a little out of breath, thinking that the auricle was hot again.

That kiss was stopped by Jing Huan first.

He was a bit reluctant, but never stopped ... his colored reaction must be discovered by Xiang Huai, it was too embarrassing.

Fortunately, wearing thick winters, and being blown by the cold wind, it is not ugly on the way back.

He took out his phone and clicked on the top dialog box.

Xiaojing: Brother ~~~ I didn't get to the bedroom ~~~~

to:?

To: Here it is.

Xiaojing: Let me take a bath first, do you go to bed early today?

Xiang Huaizhi took out his clothes from the closet and looked back at the message.

At this moment, Lu Hang took off his headphones and got up and poured water, still thinking about it.

"I just took the time to make a 20-person big book with the people, and I was exhausted. Those few outputs didn't seem to play, and I killed them for two hours ..."

These broken thoughts stopped after seeing Xiang Huaizhi's face clearly.

Lu Hang froze first, then hurried forward, dragged his clothes and glanced carefully, asking in shock, "Xiang Xiang ... have you been choked ?!"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "No."

"Your mouth is broken! My grass, who is not afraid of death? Why beat you? Did the girlfriend confess to you?" Lu Hang looked down, more surprised, "No ... you Why is there a tooth mark on the chin? "

Why else.

The thought of Jing Huan sucking and biting on his chin made Xiang Huaizhi feel funny.

He pressed down the corner of his mouth and asked, "What do you think?"

"I think?"

"Who fights and only talks?"

After speaking, Xiang Huaizhi went into the bathroom with his clothes and mobile phone, leaving only a blank face.

Xiang: To review and not sleep.

Xiaojing: Can you talk for a while?

To: Yeah.

Xiaojing: Then I went to take a bath ~~~~~

To: ... don't send so many symbols.

Little King: Oh ~: d

Jing Huan took a long bath.

The heating was turned on in the room. When he came out, he wore only loose pajamas. He wiped his hair and looked at the chat record he had just made with Xiang Huaizhi. After seeing the waves, he felt a little bit embarrassed, but Especially want to laugh.

He made a look, and he didn't return.

Jing Huan sat at the computer desk, opened the album, sent a circle of friends after a long absence, and then began to read the messages received within these hours.

Lu Wenhao: [Share a post-Tonight, a big lamp on the playground is broken, I saw a bunch of pictures that are not suitable for children! 】

Jing Huan's heart fluttered and he stopped his hand to wipe his hair.

He entered the post with a guilty conscience, only to see that no one mentioned himself and Xianghuai, then breathed a sigh of relief and closed the post.

Lu Wenhao: Well, look at it, look at it!

Xiaojing: What are you looking at?

Lu Wenhao: This group of men and women are actually doing such meticulous things in the school holy land! ! !

Lu Wenhao: I don't know honesty!

Xiaojing: You are right.

Lu Wenhao: But I heard that the power outage tonight was more intense than ever!

Xiaojing: Well, I don't know shame.

Xiaojing: [The magic of love goes round and round]

Lu Wenhao :?

Lu Wenhao :? ? ?

Jing Huai was overwhelmed. No matter what Lu Wenhao did, he didn't reply.

Xiang: Here, I just took a bath.

Jing Huan blinked and looked up at the time.

Xiaojing: so long?

Then over and over again "in the process of typing".

Jing Huan raised his corner of his mouth and typed: kinda clean

The phone vibrates before sending.

Xiang: Well, I did something else.

Xiaojing: ...

Xiaojing: Oh.

Jing Huan felt a little hot, and he reached out and rubbed his face.

Xiaojing: Me too.

Xiaojing: Did something else.

Jing Huan's heart thumped. Because he was bored before, he never talked to any boy about yellow topics.

How do I get into this topic?

How about Baidu ...

To: Back the focus of half a page.

Xiaojing :?

Xiang: The paper almost got wet.

Xiaojing: ...

Xiang: What about you, what did you do?

Jing Huan typed expressionlessly.

Xiaojing: I'm also backing the point.

Xiang: So good?

Xiaojing: I love learning. Learning makes me happy.

Jing Huan leaned back and began to reflect on himself--

What's more, it's too inferior to react when you kiss it ...

A real man is in danger!

Next time he will definitely not do this!

Xiang Huaizhi returned the news, this time a voice.

Jing Huan was unprepared, and when he opened it, he heard an uncontrollable smile.

"Fun for you, not endorsement."

Jing Huan held his phone and held it.

Not endorsement ... what did that do?

Make it clear you! I'm not out of traffic! ! !

Jing Huan swallowed several times, thinking that his heart was completely out of his control.

The next day, Jing Huan went to the library early in the morning.

Tomorrow's exam, he has to hold his feet at the last minute.

Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also came and brought him breakfast. Jing Huan took the bowl and ate outside the library before entering.

As soon as he was seated, Gao Zixiang asked, "Did you go to the playground last night?"

Jing Huan immediately turned to look at him: "... how do you know?"

"Did you not send a circle of friends?" Gao Zixiang looked at him strangely.

Jing Huan froze and remembered.

He posted a picture of the playground, which he took casually, without any beauty, and the essay only had an emoji with sunglasses.

Gao Zixiang put on the earphones, "Will you go with Xiang Xiang?"

Jing Huan's tone was even more surprised: "How do you know ?!"

Gao Zixiang froze, somehow said: "Because I sent you a photo similar to yours? What's wrong with you, startled ..."

Jing Huan casually responded to nothing, immediately took out his mobile phone and turned the circle of friends.

Xiang Huaizhi really sent it. It was sent a little more last night. The picture is the school's runway.

Just like him ... no beauty.

But Xiang Huaizhi was even cooler. He didn't even add a smile, just sent a picture separately.

Alas.

How does it sound like a secret sign ...

As soon as he had this idea, Jing Huan was unable to pull back, and raised his hand to give the picture a thumbs up.

At noon, the three went to the cafeteria for a meal.

"I'm done, I will hang up. I just opened the review outline and glanced at it. I didn't carry a bunch of backs in the back, and all the backs were forgotten ..." Lu Wenhao looked sad, "If brothers have conscience, Remember to visit me when rebuilding. "

Jing Huan laughed: "It's just rebuilding, don't say it's like jail."

"Are you bad?" Lu Wenhao looked up and saw that he was playing with a cell phone, and asked, "Are you full?"

Jing Huan: "Full."

"The beef I ate, don't waste it." Lu Wenhao pinched his beef.

Gao Zixiang patted Lu Wenhao on the shoulder and said, "Hor, this is the gap between you and the handsome guy."

Lu Wenhao took a sip at him.

Jing Huan smiled and bowed his head to play mobile phone.

His brother seemed to review late last night, and he hasn't got up yet.

Jing Huan took another look at the circle of friends, and then bored away, opening the gang group that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Spring Xiao: [Congratulations on getting rich, good luck]

Spring Xiao often sends red envelopes to the gang, and Jing Huan opens it subconsciously.

Sixteen yuan, the king of luck.

Don't ask to return: my day, Xiao Jingjing, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I will be recruited as soon as I come?

Love is what you eat: hahaha, it's miserable.

Spring Xiao: Continue.

Jing Huan was still happy because of his rare and unpleasant hands. After reading their words, he was blinded again.

Little sweet King: Ah? What do you mean?

Don't ask for a return date: We are playing Red Envelope Solitaire.

Little sweet scene: ...

Don't ask for a return date: Hahaha, just for entertainment, you can grab 16 for 20 yuan and 10 people. It's really awesome.

Jing Huan thought lethargically, yes, I was so great in the unlucky part.

He skillfully opened the red envelope and was about to send it. The mobile phone suddenly jumped out a line to remind him that the transfer amount had exceeded the limit this year and he could not use this feature anymore.

Jing Huan: "..."

Now it is the rest time, dozens of people in the group are waiting, seeing that the red envelope has not come out late, it is inevitable that one or two people urged.

Jing Huan made a noise and just wanted to ask him to help him.

Heart longing for: [Congratulations on getting rich, good luck]

Longing for it: help him.

Jing Huan froze, looked up, and there was an unread tip in the upper left corner.

He is not interested in Red Envelope Solitaire, but since it is a red envelope to Huai Zhi ... Then he must touch it!

[The red envelope that the yearning for has been received, Xiao Tianjing is the king of luck! 】

Natal zhizhi peach peach: ...

Longing for: ...

Love is what you eat: ...

Little sweet scene: qaq

Xiaojingjing: Brother will send me another one, I have a limit.

Heart longing for: [Congratulations on getting rich, good luck]

Longing for it: Still playing?

Little sweet scene: No more play ...

Longing for it: Well, that time I talked privately.

Don't ask to return: Hey hey! playing games! Don't sprinkle dog food! !

Jing Huan immediately shut down the gang group, and the gloomy moment of carrying a book all morning disappeared without a trace.

To: Just woke up.

Xiang: What about people?

Xiaojing: I have been studying for a long time. Now I am in the cafeteria. [Ge You lying]

Xiaojing: Let me transfer your money / pay / pay?

Xiang: No, how's your back? Can you pass the exam?

Xiaojing: Who knows ...

Xiaojing: But there is a way that may improve my chances of passing the exam.

To: What?

Xiaojing: I will take the exam at nine tomorrow morning. Would you like to have a breakfast with me and give me a small mobilization meeting by the way?

Jing Huan originally planned to lie to a hug, of course, the more, the better.

Unexpectedly, on the morning of the exam, Xiang Huaizhi held a fritter and two eggs and knocked on his door.

Jing Huan looked at him, and then looked down at the egg: "... what?"

Xiang Huaizhi raised his breakfast: "One hundred points."

Jing Huan: "..."

Grass, why such a earthy thing, when put on Xianghuai, it becomes cute.

Because there is still a long way to go to the classroom, after the two had breakfast, they hurried to the school without having time to do anything.

To the downstairs of the teaching building, Jing Huan regretted his expression.

No hugs, no touches, nothing.

Forget it, at least seeing people.

"Then I went in." Jing Huan asked, "Are you going back to the bedroom?"

"go to the library."

Jing Huan said "Oh" and just wanted to turn around, and suddenly raised his hand to Huai Zhi, covering his hair.

The slightly cold palm slid down slightly and squeezed the tip of his ear very gently.

"Have a good test, primary school brother."

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