Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Qiu Feng: But in the end he let me run away.

Qiu Feng: [crowning and crying] It's terrible.

Qiu Feng: So are you going to hit the arena tonight? together?

Xiaojing: ...

Why didn't this man cry when he saw the coffin.

Jing Huan returned a "do not fight" and then opened the picture again.

Id is true to my heart's desire, and it is also an artifact to hold in my hand.

But wife?

Wife?

grass……

"You don't like to eat?" Mother Jing picked up a piece of pizza, her gloves rustled, and looked at her son in doubt.

Jing Huan's cheeks were hot, and his head was lowered. He shoved his cell phone under the table to play: "Well, eat less, and Dad will say you again."

"If you don't say, he doesn't know I'll eat this." Mama Jing whispered, "Your dad is too particular about this, it's not allowed to eat but not allowed, it's troublesome ... the assistant ordered me a KFC He also trained people. "

Jing Huan muffled the picture on her phone and didn't answer her.

A few months ago, who dared to call him his wife, he dared to let that person know what a beating from his father was.

Now, he just wanted to hear Xiang Huaizhi cry.

It must be nice.

In fact, calling a wife can't represent anything. He is indeed the wife he longs for in the game. Their divorce application has reached the deadline of the system and expired automatically.

Jing Huan stared at the picture for a long time, then long-pressed the screen and clicked Save.

Back home, Jing Huan went upstairs with a big bag of socks that he just bought.

He turned on the computer and quickly boarded Jiu Xia. His account was open. When he went up, he was in the team of Huai Zhi, and it seemed that he was doing the task of division.

Jing Huan glanced at Huaizhi's game character, wearing a new black fashion he bought for him, and the name "Sweet King's husband" was also on his name.

When he helped Xiang Huai in his daily routine, he secretly hung up.

Xiang Huaizhi did not pick.

"Come back?" Xiang Huaizhi turned on the microphone.

"Well," Jing Huan glanced at the task list, "Is it all done?"

"Worry that you're late, too late to do it."

Jing Huan said "Oh" and turned up the volume of the headphones: "Why is there a mahjong sound?"

"My mom," Xiang Huaizhi said, "she has no hobbies, except my dad is Mahjong. You wait, I'll close the door."

"Will you fight?" Jing Huan asked when he returned.

Xiang Huaizhi truthfully said: "Ears and ears."

"Not great?"

"Okay."

"That's just right," Jing Huanshun said, "Gao Zixiang will drag me out to play mahjong every year, and I will always send money back ... next time you go with me and win them all!"

Xiang Huaizhi laughed: "Okay."

Jing Huan watched the progress of the copy list and asked, "Shall we go to the next one? I'll lead the team."

"Maybe not."

"why?"

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the live room interface next to the game: "Our teammates are playing live in the arena."

Jing Huan stunned: "Live?"

Xiang Huaizheng said: "Officially, we have to promote our live broadcast platform recently. We have sent invitation messages to the players on the server rankings. Two hours after the broadcast, there will be special fashion rewards. Lu Hang has gone."

Immediately after that, the news of Lu Hang flew over.

[Friend] Lu Ling: Xiao Jingjing! Come see me live! [Click to enter Cotai's live room]

Jing Huan went in unguardedly, looked up, and watched 99 people.

"Welcome Xiaotianjing to my live broadcast room—" Lu Hangmei said, "Yes, yes, the wife he longs for, yes, that fox fairy hole, yes she sings the loyalty to the country ..."

Jing Huan: "?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I forgot to remind you to open a trumpet."

In the end, Jing Huan was deceived by a gift of 500 yuan and escaped from the live broadcast room like escape. If he didn't leave, he doubted that he would be hugged by Mai to sing.

"Why didn't the game administrator ask me to start a live broadcast and look down on people?" Jing Huan shut down the live broadcast platform and muttered, "Should I find you?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "Find it."

Jing Huan glanced at the award-winning fashion of Hangfa in the discussion group and murmured, "But this dress looks pretty good."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "How many days does the hot spring take? Do you take a computer?"

"Three days and two nights, take," Jing Huan paused. "I have a room of my own."

He suddenly remembered that the last time he went to the hot spring, was it special ... He sent a photo of his thigh to Xiang Huaizhi.

Xiang Huaizhi took the corner of his mouth: "That's right."

"what?"

"Play with me on the arena that day?" Xiang Huaizhi said, "I promised the official that the broadcast would start that night."

Jing Huan was shocked: "Why?"

"The clothes look good." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I've discussed with them, and I will broadcast two sets. Your limited-edition fashion suit is the same. With this outfit, you can sell it a little higher in the future.

Jing Huan: "..."

[Team] Xiaotianjing: Grandson Daen, Xiaojing has nothing to report, but he can only make a promise by himself [rose]

Xianghuai bites the mandarin in his mouth.

[Team] Longing for it: Well, it's booked.

On the day of departure to the hot spring resort, Jing Huan slept until noon, and was finally woken up by Jing's mother.

"Why do you wake up so late every day, what did you do at night?" Frost Jing asked, "have your luggage packed? I'll let Uncle Chen help you get in the car first."

Nothing last night.

So I went fishing to Xianghuai until two o'clock in the middle of the night.

After changing his clothes, he went to the living room for lunch. As soon as he was seated, the phone buzzed several times.

Luther :? ? !! ?

Jing Huan froze for a while, then it was reflected that he had a new note to Lu Hang Gai last night.

Xiaojing: Ah, what's wrong?

Lu Brother: [Picture] Isn't this our school playground? !!

After seeing the picture, Jing Huan was soberly awake, and his scalp tingled instantly.

grass!

The circle of friends he sent that day forgot to block Luhang! !!

Luke: Have you met? ?

Luther: You face now! !! !!

Lu brother: I am a grass. Spring Xiao told me that in the days when you were Christmas, people were right next to you ...

Luther :? ? ? But I'm **** beside him?

Luke: Grass ... are you under my eyelids? when did you come? Where do you live?

Luther: Don't ... you ... in the bedroom ... what did you do ...

Seeing him say more and more crooked, Jing Huan quickly stopped.

Xiaojing: No! How can it be! I'm not that casual!

Xiaojing: My brother sent me the picture! I think it looks good, so I posted it in the circle of friends!

Lu Brother: But Chunxiao said you met.

Xiaojing: ...

Suddenly, Jing Huan didn't know how to get round.

Xiaojing: ... I met you.

Luther: I rely.

Xiaojing: But we have never done anything in the bedroom! do not worry!

Luke: It means you did it elsewhere.

Xiaojing :?

Luther: I can't believe that Xiang Xiang turned out to be such a beast.

Xiaojing :? No, no, don't talk nonsense.

Luke: So have you come to Mancheng today? Meet me. Everyone is so familiar. I invite you to dinner.

Xiaojing: No.

Luther :?

Lu Brother: You do n’t even come for your husband ’s birthday?

Jing Huan froze.

Jing Ma went downstairs to wear earrings and said, "Just go to a hot spring, what do you do with a computer? Internet addiction should not be so big."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw her son stand up from the dining table and hurried to the garage.

When I come back, I have my computer bag in my hand.

She froze: "So obedient?"

Jing Huan said, "I'm not going to the hot springs. You and my dad are having a good date."

Jing Ma stopped and looked at him with a puzzled look.

Jing Huan went upstairs and stopped after two steps. He asked, "Mom, what do you send for Dad's birthday?"

Trained by Jing's mother, Jing Huan ran out of the house without holding her head.

It wasn't until the taxi driver asked where he was going that he realized he had no plans at the moment.

People are sure to meet.

But not now, he has to prepare at least some birthday gifts, and he doesn't know Xiang Huaizhi's address.

Jing Huan thought about it and reported the name of a business district.

Xiang: Did you set off?

Jing Huan leaned on the back seat, wondering.

Why didn't he tell himself in advance?

Does it feel that their relationship has not reached the stage where they can spend their birthday together?

These depressions survived only a few seconds in his mind and were swept away by him.

Xiaojing: Let's go.

To: Have fun.

Xiaojing: What are you doing?

To: Gym, stay with my dad.

Xiaojing: How long is it?

Xiang: I don't know. I might go swimming. What's wrong?

Xiaojing: Nothing.

Xiaojing: I just want to talk to you for a while.

Jing Huan wandered in the business district until 2 pm, and sent a message to Huai Zhi. The other party did not reply, it should be swimming.

He was not in a hurry, after finding Lu Hang and asking for Xiang Huaizhi's address, he found an Internet cafe nearby.

At more than four in the afternoon, Xiang Huaizhi replied.

Xiang: I was just swimming without looking at my phone.

Xiang: I thought you would sleep in the car for a while.

Xiang: Are you still there?

Xiaojing: Here!

After sending this sentence, Jing Huan wanted to laugh a little.

They are like this, they are really engaged in online dating, and they say "are you there", "what are you doing" or "don't watch your phone".

Xiang Huaizhi sent a photo over, it looks like a box in a hotel.

Xiang: Family dinner today, waiting for someone.

Jing Huan froze.

Xiaojing: This way ...

Xiang: Have you arrived at the hotel?

Jing Huan got off the plane and walked out of the Internet cafe. He ordered flowers at the flower shop and said he would pick them up at five.

As soon as it was winter, it was too early, and supper vendors had already set up stalls at this point.

Jing Huan smelled the taste, typing slowly.

Xiaojing: Here, there is a barbecue near the hotel.

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows when he saw the news.

The hot spring resorts are basically in the mountains and in the wild. Where's the barbecue stall?

He just wanted to ask, the door of the booth was opened and it was the manager to confirm the menu.

He glanced at his father who was calling outside the balcony and had to get up and take over the other party's list.

The dinner was officially served at five o'clock, and this dinner is said to be a birthday. In fact, it is more like a family dinner. Everyone is busy all year round, and only the holidays are a bit empty.

At the beginning of the dinner, the topic was on Xianghuai, and learning and love were just as good.

Xiang Huaizhi was used to it, and he coped with the past with a few words.

The phone vibrated a few times, and he immediately lowered his eyes to unlock the screen.

After seeing the sender, he operated the mobile phone a little slower.

The path will never get lost: Hey bro, happy birthday, a gift for you tomorrow.

To: Thank you.

Small roads Small roads never get lost: how, happy?

to:?

The small road The small road never gets lost: Is Xiao Jingjing here for you? Bring her out tomorrow to meet me. I invite you to dinner.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned lightly, then put his mobile phone in his pocket, stood up, and politely said, "I have something, go out and make a call."

Jing Huan was sitting in the barbecue shop, with a gift box on the left chair and a bouquet of roses on the table, feeling a bit silly.

He should find a restaurant. Is it necessary to sit here for half an hour?

But when he was passing by, he saw the owner of this barbecue stall wipe his tears as he put ingredients on the stall. When asked, it turned out that his wife had a car accident and was upset about money.

Then as soon as he had a brain twitch, he ordered a hundred skewers of lamb.

He looked at the grilled skewers in front of his eyes, thinking blankly, or asked Gao Zixiang to make a skewer, and the flowers and gifts could be hidden in the boss's shop first.

Jing Huan took out his mobile phone and just wanted to find Gao Zixiang from the memo, a WeChat video cut in.

He hesitated for a moment and immediately connected.

Xiang Huaizhi dropped his eyes and asked, "Where?"

"Eating kebabs." Jing Huan paused, adding, "Just as I told you today, kebab stands near the hotel."

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyes and did not look at him anymore, he could only see the other person's jaw and throat.

Jinghuan found it wrong. He looked at the dark sky in the background of the other person and asked, "Aren't you in the hotel room?"

"Well," said Xiang Huaizhi, "now at the barbecue stall near the hotel."

Jing Huan froze for a moment.

Good food, what are you going to the barbecue stall?

Before he had time to ask, he saw that the screen suddenly turned black, followed closely, and another picture appeared-Xiang Huaizhi switched to the rear camera.

He saw a familiar barbecue restaurant.

There was a person sitting in front of the shop, with a gift box on the left and a bunch of flowers on the right, incompatible with the whole shop, like a fool.

This fool is quite familiar.

Jing Huan froze and his pupils suddenly shrank: "You ..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt that someone was behind him.

Xiang Huaizhi took off his gloves, stuffed them into his pockets, stretched out his hands behind him, and raised his chin.

Jing Huan raised his head subconsciously, and the two of them looked up and down, facing each other.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at him, and then looked at the full lamb skewers on the table, and spit a white mist in his mouth: "What are you doing here?"

Jing Huan blinked hard for a few moments before he murmured: "... consumption."

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