Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 109:

Jing Huan's microphone didn't turn off.

Xiang Huaizhi's words were transmitted to the live broadcast studio from far to near.

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his head and fluffed his hair very lightly. The water drops on the tail fell to the ground. Without an answer, he raised his eyes and looked at the person in front of the computer.

Seeing Jing Huan shocked, he raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

The phone sounded several prompts again, Jing Huan suddenly looked back, quickly blinked a few times, and turned back to turn off the microphone.

Xiang Huaizhi then looked at the barrage floating on the live room.

[Grass, Xiao Tianjing is a man? ? ? Is it you don't frown? ? ? 】

[Meaning that the voice changer was turned on before? !! Is it too miserable? Why is there a man in the background? 】

[Gay? A man said that he had just taken a shower ... except for **** and a liar, who would play a **** and pretend a woman? 】

[The voice of the Great God is behind me, I'm in the Lounge, I have heard ...]

[? That seems to be more explosive? 】

[I'm rushing! !! !! Is the anchor here to say a word! !! 】

The number of people in the live broadcast studio increased sharply from 2w to 5w, and there was a rapid upward trend.

"I ... forgot to turn on the voice changer." Jing Huan said awkwardly, "I'm sorry."

Jing Huan is still a little bit confused.

Because he didn't want to use the female voice to talk to Xiang Huai, his voice changer was always on and off during this time. At the beginning, there was a bit of scruples. He would look at it before talking, but today ...

He has just taken off his order and is a little bit floating.

Jing Huan knew what it meant to be evil.

His only thought now is-this thing will not delay broadcasting to Huaizhi, right?

He was thinking in a mess, and Xiang Huaizhi's palm was pressed to his face, and he applauded twice.

"Apologize?" Xiang Huaizhi said, "It's all right, go to the shower first."

He had already put on his clothes, and still had a bit of tide on his hands.

Jing Huan didn't move, and gave him an idea in a random way: "Otherwise, you said you were cheated by me, and now I met for the first time, and asked me to take a shower just to wash myself before I ..."

Xiang Huai smiled, didn't say anything, just urged him: "Go wash and play in the arena in a while."

Jing Huan's head was messy. He didn't know what to say when he stayed, so he had to get up to Xiang Huaizhi Teng.

After the person entered the bathroom, Xiang Huaizhi loosened his bath towel, put on a pair of shorts, and removed the hand in front of the computer.

In just such a short time, his number of live studios has exceeded 100,000.

【not talking anymore? What's going on? 】

[I'm late, do you have any replays? 】

[One said one, Xiao Tianjing's voice is a bit nice. I mean his soundtrack. 】

[The horns in our area have been blown up ... Xiangshen and Xiaotianjing are teaming up and hanging under the Temple of Heaven, motionless. Everyone was secretly watching. 】

[Someone has posted on the forum! Causes and consequences are all there! Brothers go! !! 】

[Name 93381: Little Sweet King Dead Lady Comes Out to Talk! !! !! 】

[Name 93381 was kicked out of Channel 1118 by the longing. 】

As soon as this system prompts, the barrage in the live room bursts / explodes instantly.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the barrage, and his tone was calm: "There are still 20 minutes to 7 o'clock, just chatting for a while? Which one to see and which one ... swear people banned and scolded my wife for kicking."

Xiang Huaizhi's attitude was beyond everyone's expectations.

Everyone paused for a while, then hundreds of questions came up, covering up the live interface rigorously.

The channel manager said how to open a barrage assistant, but one of Xianghuai was troublesome. The second was to only broadcast it once, so he didn't listen carefully.

So he waited for a few seconds, then tapped the barrage lock screen, and slowly Yu began to answer.

"Where did Xiaotianjing ... take a shower?"

"Is it a man, didn't you all hear it just now?"

"Yes, we live together now. Why ... is it normal for a couple to have a meeting?" Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the private message. "The administrator urged me to play the game, so I'll go to the meeting first . "

The audience couldn't help cursing their mother.

【dry! Who wants to watch Jiu Xia now! Who wants to see Doze! The administrator died to grandpa! !! !! 】

[Are you guys? ? 】

[Why does Xiao Tianjing pretend to be a woman? Are you fooled by his men's and women's clothes! !! 】

"No, I know he's a man. He's my school brother." Xiang Huaizhi ran to the ring and ordered a player.

When I yearn for it, I rarely go to the ring. The player on the other side stood for a long time, and then carefully played a "?" On the current channel.

"Why is it feminine ... the love between couples, I like to listen to him and coquettishly." Xiang Huai face said unchanged, calm tone, everyone can't tell the truth from the moment.

"You haven't seen him. He is very handsome. He has cut his hair to look better recently ... He has a good personality and is very righteous. I ca n’t help seeing someone playing a dirty ball. Which little girl doesn't like it? "Xiang Huaizhi said," Although I am a man, I also like it. "

[? ? ? 】

[What are you doing? Isn't this a monster rollover scene? ? How did I feel like I was being shown? ? ? 】

[Well, can't he play the male number honestly? Can't the boyfriend be coquettish? It's boring to play a demon number. 】

"Two men can't marry." Xiang Huai paused, "Who did he lie to? He didn't rely on himself to be a woman to do anything extraordinary except to sell him cute and cute."

Xiang Huaizhi moved his finger and swiftly knocked the opposite player away. After leaving the battle scene, he found that there was no one on the ring, and even the onlookers were just standing under the ring.

So he pressed the game command, waved a black robe, and sat down in the middle of the ring.

"Speaking of this ..." He smiled, "We have a church owner who has always wanted to chase him, and he refused to drive him out 800 times. If you think about it, it is still a man No. Some insurance. "

[Grass, who is so shameless! !! Xiaotian Jing is married! Also hook up with a husband! !! 】

【Kill him! Great God! 】

【Kill him! Ah ... grass, didn't I come to see 818? ? ? How did you hear the story? ? ? 】

[Qiu Feng: ...]

Moving the mouse to Huaizhi, Qiu Feng said: "Forget it, just play the game, there is no need to fight and kill, the name will not be said, and it is not good to destroy the gang harmony."

"Don't ask, don't open the video or let you watch him."

At this moment, Lu Hang was sitting in front of the computer, staring closely at the live room in front of him, his mouth opened so that he could put an egg.

This sound is true of his roommate.

Does his roommate say such things? ? ?

No, the point is-is Xiao Tianjing a man? ? ?

And they are still their younger brothers, played basketball with Xiang Huaizhi, and recently cut their hair ...

grass?

No way? ? ?

Lu Hang quickly opened WeChat to find Xiaotianjing's circle of friends, and then opened a circle of friends a few months ago. There are two comments below.

[Lu Wenhao: How do you steal Lao Tzu's picture! 】

[Gao Zixiang: I thought I was wrong. 】

Lu Hang was completely stupid.

The phone buzzed and he was pulled into a discussion group with three people inside.

Lu Wenhao: ...

Gao Zixiang: ...

The path is never lost: ...

Lu Wenhao: [Share-Live Broadcasting Room]

Lu Wenhao: Haha, brother, you see the voice of this anchor is like Xiang brother.

Lu Hang actually saw a bit of temptation and a bit of bitterness from this "haha".

Trails Trails never get lost: just one person.

Lu Wenhao: ...

Gao Zixiang: ...

The path is never lost: ...

Except for the punctuation marks, the three of them couldn't say a word at a time.

At the same time, several people from the gang also came to Miluhang. After all, everyone knows that Lu Ling and Xin yearning are real friends.

Don't ask to return: You are so familiar, you should have known about it already?

Lu Hang gritted his teeth and replied wryly.

The small road The small road never gets lost: ... faintly heard about it.

Xiang Huaizhi's mobile phone is very clean, except for the news of Lu Hang, there is nothing else.

After all, the people in the game didn't dare to bother him. Lu Wenhao they were even more afraid to ask because of the previous p.

He glanced at Lu Hang's news, and returned a few words casually, then continued to look up at the barrage.

[Look at me! Look at me! !! You guys 1 who 0! Can't send a photo without opening the video! 】

[You can all ask this question? Look at Xiao Tianjing's mouthful of an elder brother and husband. Can he be a 1? 】

[Speaking reason, I'm a straight man, but if you want me to fall in love with my heart, I can do it. 】

[How do I think everyone's discussions are on the wrong side ... 唉 Forget it, I also want to see a group photo, can I get it? The next pair of Lily sisters had a video. 】

[Speaking of which, is there a problem with the gang of Xianrenge? 】

Jiuxia Live Studio has been open for nearly a year, and today is the busiest day.

Everyone held their breath and waited for the desired problem, but when the anchor mouse clicked, the webpage suddenly opened.

Then find out Baidu search.

Enter "What are 1 and 0?"

Live room audience :?

After reading Baidu's science popularization, he dropped his eyes to Huai Zhi, and saw the warning of banning yellow popped up by the housing manager, only to find that he had brought himself a rhythm of waves.

"It won't open video or send photos, don't brush this." Xiang Huaizhi set aside the topic. "It's almost seven o'clock. Before the arena begins, let's broadcast a few groups of chance stones."

Hearing the sound of the water in the bathroom stopped, Xiang Huaizhi said again, "I asked my wife to drive, by the way, he was out of luck, everyone just had a good time, don't laugh at him. Thank you."

After that, he opened the chat box with the house manager in the live broadcast room.

[He yearns for it: he immediately took a shower. After a while, you worked hard. When you saw the curse, you kicked it too much. You helped me write down the id and the server and kicked it. 】

This is Jiuxia's internal live broadcast platform. For convenience, most accounts are bound to their own game id.

[...? ? ? 】

[Big God, do you want to turn off the live broadcast before you say this? 】

[How do I feel threatened [hug yourself]]

When Jing Huan came out of the bathroom, he just heard Xiang Huaizhi lazily thank the present.

"Thank you for your everlasting gift."

"Thank you shemales for the gift of love."

"Thank Xian Mengmeng for the gift."

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan: "?"

Knowing that he was driving Mai, Jing Huan didn't dare to make any more noise. He walked to the bed lightly and picked up his mobile phone.

There was so much news that he just opened one.